Oscar to Emma: "Gee Emma, I am sorry for all the sarcasm and misery I bring into our marriage. I love you and won't do it again."

Emma to Oscar: "Yes I agree."

Oscar to Brent: "Sorry I called you a JACKASS."

Wanda: "Have a wonderful day."

Hank: "I am reading Einstein's book on the theory of relativity. What book are you all reading?"

Wanda NOT reading a magazine or book at work.

Hank staining Lacey's porch area FOR NOTHING.

:rofl: :roller:

Hank: "I just got a big promotion at the architecture firm.....here's everything I owe everyone, including the interest!"
Brent: "Full and fast service is my only goal!"
Lacey: "Ok everyone, I admit it......I'm in love with Brent!!!!" (Well, she IS...but, shed never admit it.)
Oscar: "Ohhhh, look at the pretty flowers! What a lovely day!"
Karen: "I just love it here in Dog River, a great place for a gal with no ambition, like me!"
Davis: "All Wronnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!"
Fitzy: I don't want to be Mayor, can't someone run against me....anyone? Please????!!!
Oscar & Emma: "Oh Oscar Darling, you're the World to me." "I love you too, Pookiekins!" :lol:

:brent good ones!


Brent: "No chili dogs for me. I am on a new health food diet. Pass the pistachios please."

Hank: "I donated all my caps to the local thrift store."

Brent: "No chili dogs for me. I am on a new health food diet. Pass the pistachios please.":lol: :lol:

You'll never see:
-Brent totally cleaning the men's washroom
-Lacey "letting herself go"
-Davis acting like a mature adult :lol:
-Wanda admitting she doesnt have ALL the answers
-Oscar actually FIXING ANYTHING, or building anything PROPERLY
-Emma acting like a prim and proper lady
-Karen NOT trying to teach Davis his job! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

You'll never see:
-Brent totally cleaning the men's washroom
-Lacey "letting herself go"
-Davis acting like a mature adult :lol:
-Wanda admitting she doesnt have ALL the answers
-Oscar actually FIXING ANYTHING, or building anything PROPERLY
-Emma acting like a prim and proper lady
-Karen NOT trying to teach Davis his job! :lol:
:rofl:

Lacey going BLONDE!:eek:
Brent fasting.
Oscar giving Emma the silent treatment. Or anyone else for that matter.
Karen wearing make-up EVERYDAY. :eek:

Lacey going BLONDE!
:eek: (shudders) Going Blonde would NOT suit Gabby Miller IN THE LEAST!!!

Brent fasting.
Oscar giving Emma the silent treatment. Or anyone else for that matter.:lol:

Oscar: "I ran this gas station for almost 40 years, but, Brent is doing a MUCH better job; I had NO idea what i was doing back then!"
Emma:"I let Oscar make ALL the decisions around here, i'm just a weak and silly woman!"
Lacey: "Ok everyone, I'm bringing BACK the RUBY CLUB!"
Lacey: "There's nothing I enjoy more than amethyst jewelry and whiting out the menus!"

OMG :brent Those are funny.

Oscar: "That isn't Brent's voice on the radio! Who is doing that to my son?"

Brent laughing:"That guy on the radio is hilarious!!! Come to think of it, he does sound a bit like me."

OMG :brent Those are funny.

Oscar: "That isn't Brent's voice on the radio! Who is doing that to my son?" :eek2: Hahaha Even if Oscar DID know it wasnt Brent, hed still enjoy someone making fun of him! ;)

Brent laughing:"That guy on the radio is hilarious!!! Come to think of it, he does sound a bit like me."
hehehehe :lol:

Lacey making a comment abt Davis and everyone loves it and laughs at Davis.

:lol:

Hank: "It's time that I buy myself a new truck!"

Lacey: "Moving to dog river was the best thing i ever did!"

Brent: " Man, I'm going to lose 50 pounds and go for that modelling job i've been offered!"

Wanda: "Hey, i want to publicly apologize to everyone in town for being such a sarcastic little snot!"

Oscar: "Damn, i just LOVE hippies and Government officials!"

:lol:

Hank: "It's time that I buy myself a new truck!"

Lacey: "Moving to dog river was the best thing i ever did!"

Brent: " Man, I'm going to lose 50 pounds and go for that modelling job i've been offered!"

Wanda: "Hey, i want to publicly apologize to everyone in town for being such a sarcastic little snot!"

Oscar: "Damn, i just LOVE hippies and Government officials!"
Those are all great!!!!! I almost fell out of my chair reading that Oscar comment. :brent

*bows* :D

Things we won't see or hear on CORNER GAS...
-Brent and Lacey having a chat including words like "passion" & "Probing tongues" (A la Diane and Sam)
-Hank paying back everything he owes
-Oscar wearing a pink shirt
-Emma in a miniskirt (Fortunately)
-Karen admitting she wants to be a "girly girl" (Even though she is, off duty)

Emma not giving a hoot abt who calls out bingo numbers.

Hank not paying back Brent money he owes him...and Brent not caring abt getting the money back.

Hank not paying back Brent money he owes him...and Brent not caring abt getting the money back:lol:

Brent:
"No thanks Mom, I couldnt eat another bite!"

Lacey:
"RUBY CLUB, RUBY CLUB, RUBY CLUB!!! Man I love hearing that....keep on ordering that sandwich everyone!!!"

Oscar:
"I don't pay anyone's salary!"

Emma:
"I let Oscar make all the big decisions around here.........he scares me!"

Hank:
"Well, as the great philosopher Plato once said........"

Wanda:
"No one respects Brent as both a boss, a man or, as a fine human being, the way I do!"

Karen:
"I admire officer Davis Clinton for his vast knowledge of the law and prowess as a Police officer!"

Davis:
"And I have the same respect for you, junior officer Karen Pelly!"

Wes Humbolt:
"I really should stop picking on Brent all the time, but, he's just such an easy target!" :lol: