View Full Version : Girl Porn!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!


TripperFan
11-20-2007, 11:04 AM
If this don't get ya hot girls nothing will!

Hollow
11-20-2007, 11:55 AM
:rofl:

TripperFan
11-20-2007, 12:27 PM
more....

MsOrange
11-20-2007, 01:39 PM
this is great! where did you get this?

TripperFan
11-20-2007, 01:57 PM
this is great! where did you get this?


From an email one of my girlfriends sent me this morning. I thought it was too cute! (and true - I don't know how many times I've cracked about there being nothing sexier than a guy pushing a vacuum cleaner!!).

If Solomon wants to meet the ladies, he should whip out his Oreck!!! :lol:

Holly
11-20-2007, 02:25 PM
That was cute.:lol:

coffield3
11-20-2007, 04:45 PM
:lol: I need a shower now! :lol:

eltonfan80
11-20-2007, 08:19 PM
:lol: that's funny

Karen64
11-22-2007, 12:52 AM
It's unrealistic to expect straight men to be like that (especially the guys doing the cooking, wanting to go shopping and wanting to go to the craft fair!)...don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay men; some of my good friends are gay men.

catlover79
11-22-2007, 01:42 AM
It's unrealistic to expect straight men to be like that (especially the guys doing the cooking, wanting to go shopping and wanting to go to the craft fair!)...don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay men; some of my good friends are gay men.
I was thinking the same thing! I do like those pictures - it's good that they were up for a laugh. :lol:

dawsongirl
11-22-2007, 01:42 AM
H-O-T

Ireneparalegal
11-22-2007, 01:47 AM
Ohhhhh baby...come over here...;)

catlover79
11-22-2007, 01:48 AM
Ohhhhh baby...come over here...;)
Irene, all you need is John Travolta in those ads. Brings new meaning to "up your nose with a rubber hose", doesn't it?? :rofl: :joke:

Ireneparalegal
11-22-2007, 01:49 AM
Irene, all you need is John Travolta in those ads. Brings new meaning to "up your nose with a rubber hose", doesn't it?? :rofl: :joke:
Honey, John wouldn't have to do a damn thing (like taking out the garbage, etc.) I'D DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR HIM!!!;) :cool: :D

catlover79
11-22-2007, 01:51 AM
^ :cool: I remember Jay Leno mentioning something about male strippers in his monologue - "Women, would you prefer a man taking off his underwear or picking it up and putting it in the hamper?" Guess which of the choices got the most applause. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
11-22-2007, 01:52 AM
^ :cool: I remember Jay Leno mentioning something about male strippers in his monologue - "Women, would you prefer a man taking off his underwear or picking it up and putting it in the hamper?" Guess which of the choices got the most applause. :lol:
:rofl: I'd vote for the hamper choice!!!:lol:

*InThisMoment*
11-22-2007, 01:53 AM
LOL OMG you have no idea how hard that got me laughing. Seriously. THANK YOU.

catlover79
11-22-2007, 01:54 AM
:rofl: I'd vote for the hamper choice!!!:lol:
You're right!! That would be my choice, too. I may not have a husband, but I live with my dad and brother. I'd be happy if THEY would pick up their underwear and put it in the hamper!! :mad:

Ireneparalegal
11-22-2007, 01:56 AM
You're right!! That would be my choice, too. I may not have a husband, but I live with my dad and brother. I'd be happy if THEY would pick up their underwear and put it in the hamper!! :mad:
And, it would be great if they had better "aim" in the bathroom. :mad:

catlover79
11-22-2007, 01:57 AM
And, it would be great if they had better "aim" in the bathroom. :mad:
Ewwwwwwwwww...puke: Whatever their faults, the men in our house are very good about putting the seat down. I have to give them credit for that.

Ireneparalegal
11-22-2007, 01:59 AM
Ewwwwwwwwww...puke: Whatever their faults, the men in our house are very good about putting the seat down. I have to give them credit for that.
:rofl: I have those cushiony toilet seats and guess what? It doesn't stay up, it has to be held up by my boyfriend and our son while they do their thing...and it automatically falls back down after they let go of it. So, it is impossible for them to leave it up. HA HA HA HA, PAYBACK TIME!!!!:D

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-22-2007, 02:02 AM
:rofl:

TripperFan
11-22-2007, 09:59 AM
:rofl: I have those cushiony toilet seats and guess what? It doesn't stay up, it has to be held up by my boyfriend and our son while they do their thing...and it automatically falls back down after they let go of it. So, it is impossible for them to leave it up. HA HA HA HA, PAYBACK TIME!!!!:D

ugh - I tried installing one of those babies (as well as those fuzzy seat covers that Sears is famous for). Didn't work on bit in my house - the seat was quickly replaced with the original (how he even found the screwdriver and old seat is beyond me - I didn't think he even knew where the basement was) and the fuzzy thing was pulled off and tossed onto the tank. Needless to say the seat was also left up.

Somedays the litter box looks like the best option.....

ThomasE
11-22-2007, 11:22 AM
And, it would be great if they had better "aim" in the bathroom. :mad:

I move into my own place in a few weeks and am staying with my aunt and uncle for the time being. If she saw that someone's aim was bad by looking at what was left on the toilet, she would have a paranoid coniption!:eek: She is a neat freak like there is no tommorrow. I put my dirty clothes in the hamper and it is still not enough at times. I feel like some of you ladies should talk to her and share your horror stories. I am like those dudes in the pics.LOL.:lol:

swedeace
11-22-2007, 11:56 AM
:rofl: Love the female porn. Thanks, Cathie. ;)

Dude111
03-30-2026, 01:39 AM
This thread is funny and I think mostly true!!

But my dad was using the vacumn the other day in the living room so its not true 100% :D