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DSFOL
11-26-2001, 09:09 PM
(Jo is kissing Rick)
Jo: Rick, Rick, my cell phone is ringing.
(SPLIT SCREEN)
Edna: Hey Jo!
Jo: Hey...Mrs. G!
Edna: I am celebrating my 90th birthday next week and I am inviting all of you girls and your children.
Jo: Ooo! Where is it?
Edna: At Eastland!
Jo: Okay, Rick, Jamie, and I will definately be able to come.
Edna: Okay, see you then.
Jo: Kay.
Edna: Bye (goes to Edna screen)
Edna: Hmm...Jo (crosses name off on list), now lastly Blair and Tad.
(Edna dials Blairs phone number onto her cell phone)
[SPLIT SCREEN]
Servant: Blair Warner's residence.
Edna: Hello, this is Edna Garrett. Is Blair there?
Servant: Do you have a phone appointment with Ms. Warner?
Edna: No, I didn't know I had to have one.
Servant: You do, but you can get one by called 1-800-BWW-FONE.
Edna: Just tell her Mrs. G. is on the phone.
Servant: Sorry Ma'am Ms. Warner is in a meeting.
Edna: I'll just call her cell, thanks.
(hangs up)
[END SPLIT SCREEN]
Edna: Blair, Blair, Blair.
(dials cell phone number)
Phone: Da da da, if you'd like to make a call, or are trying to do so, please hang up and dial again.
Edna: Ugh. (hangs up)
Edna: Blair Warner...President of the United States...it is so hard to get a conversation with her.
[Mrs. G. looks at a picture from the first FOL Reunion]
Edna: I wish Jo had been there. Luckily she will be here for this one.
|ENTER DOROTHY, ROBERT, AND TISHA|
Dorth: Hey! Mrs. G.!
Edna: Dorothy! Robert! Tisha!
Tisha: Hi Grammy Garrett!
Robert: Edna.
Edna: Oh, how overwhelming! [puts her hands to her cheeks]
Dorth: So, is Jo going to be making it this time?
Tisha: Yeah, is Auntie Jo coming?
Edna: She should be. Her, Rick, and Jamie!
Tisha: Awesome, I haven't seen Jamie since--
Edna: Before vacation, when you had a fight. I do hope you two make up.
Tisha: Is Aunt Blair coming?
Edna: That I don't know of. I have tried for 5 days to get her on the phone for 5 seconds and I can't! Can you beleive she beat George W. Bush in the election?
Dorth: Blows my mind. I think they voted for her just because she was on Facts of--er, went to Eastland.
Robert: How's Natalie?
Edna: Oh, she's fine. She's married to Harper now.
Robert: I don't know if I'll be able to face her after, well, you know.
Dorth: She doesn't matter now, it is you and me that matters (kisses him)
Tisha: MOM!
Dorth: Sorry, Tish. I know I promised not to kiss, uh, what should you call Robert?
Tisha: How bout Robbie!
Dorth: You are not that girl on 7th Heaven,
Tisha: Ma, it's okay, I got over that phase.
|ENTER JO|
Jo: MRS. G!


More Later
Whadya Think?

Ewan's My Man
11-26-2001, 10:02 PM
WOW!!! This is by the same person that wrote Looking Back? This is good!!! Um...thx 4 posting something um...normal? for once!

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DSFOL
11-27-2001, 08:19 AM
Thank you #1JoFan. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

Bye http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif

DSFOL
11-27-2001, 08:40 AM
Here's some more:

Edna: JO!
Dorth: JO!
Jo: Hey Dorothy.
Dorth: Hey, haven't seen you in a while.
Jo: Sorry about last time. I just was too busy to make a came--come to the reunion.
Edna: So, where's Rick and Jamie?
Jo: Oh, they won't be here till tomorrow. Jamie has to go to her first NRA meeting!
Tisha: THE NRA! Awesome! Is she gonna bring her gun?
Jo: No, I keep it locked up in the locked up liquer cabinet. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
Dorth: Jo! (playfully hits her shoulder)
Jo: Dorothy! (hits her in the shoulder)
Dorth: OW! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif
Jo: Oo, sorry Dorothy. I thought we were playing punch-for-punch.
Dorth: It's alright.
Tisha: Can we go to Eastland?
Dorth: Yeah, I can't wait to get back to my old dorm.
Tisha: Me too!
(Loud helicopter)
Dorth: WHAT IN THE?
Robert: Sounds like a helicopter.
Tisha: Mom, the noise stopped
Dorth: I wonder who would be in a helicopter?
[Outside]
(Someone is opening the 'copter door and President Blair Warner steps out and so does First Man Tad Warner also steps out.)
Servent: Welcome to Peekskill.
Blair: Ugh (puts her hand up like when people say 'talk to the hand'.)
[Servent gets back in]
{MRS. G.}
Edna: Hmmm...that helicopter noise is back.
Tisha: We noticed.
|ENTER BLAIR, TAD, AND AL|
Blair: Hey guys!
Dorth: Blair!
Edna: Blair!
Robert: Blair!
Tisha: Auntie Blair! Wait, who's that guy (points to Al)
Blair: That is my son, Allen.
Tisha: Aww, he's so cute. Can I hold him?
Blair: Sure.
Edna: Blair, how'd you know about the Reunion?
Blair: Nat called me.
Edna: You have to give me a secret phone number or something because everytime I call that servent picks up and wants me to cal 1-800-BWW-FONE.
Blair: I'll fire him tomorrow. So, who wants to go to Eastland?
Tisha: I DO! I DO!
Blair: Okay, I'll call the chopper!


More Later.
D'ya Like It?

[This message has been edited by DSFOL (edited 11-27-2001).]

Ewan's My Man
11-27-2001, 04:53 PM
Yes...this is so good!

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~Lauren/Laudie~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
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DSFOL
11-27-2001, 08:02 PM
[Blair on cell]
Blair: Servant, please pick us up in the chopper. We need to get to Eastland. Thanks. [Hangs up]
Tisha: Auntie Blair, your the best!
Blair: Oh, I know I am. By the way, where's Jo?
Dorth: Hmm...she was just here.
[Jo enters, covered in water]
Jo: Seems that the toilet, err, overflowed.
Blair: Jo!
Jo: Blair!
[Hug]
Blair: Ugh! Hey, I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
Dorth: We're gunna be in tro-ble.
Blair: If I fly the helicopter--
Jo: No, No, and No.
Blair: You know how good I drive, how much harder can flying be?
Jo: Blair, you haven't driven in 2 years.
Blair: Really? It's been that long?
Jo: Yes.
Tisha: What had Jamie said about me?
Jo: Well she called you a jerk in more words, but she got over it. When she called you, a, err, jerk-in-more-words I grounded her.
Tisha: REALLY!?
Jo: Yes, I am taking force as a woman in high society.
Blair: (Mutters) Or just high.
Jo: You wanna be high (grabs her shirt and lifts her up)
Blair: SECRET SERVICE! SECRET SERVICE!
Jo: Here (puts her down).
Blair: Thank you. The helicopter's landing, let's get up there.
[On the top of the building]
(helicopter lands)
Servant: President Warner, First Man Tad, First Child Allen, President Warner's Friends.
Edna: I am the one that you told to call 1-800-BWW-FONE.
Servant: I am very sorry ma'am.
Edna: You better be. A ninety-year-old woman is not the right person to get on the nerves of.
Servant: Sorry.
Blair: That will be enough Servant.
[Everyone get's on and the helicopter flies off and lands in front of the new Eastland. Everybody get's out and the FOL theme plays]
Blair: Ahh (Talking) You take the good.
Dorth: You take the bad.
Jo: You take 'em both and there you have.
Together: The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life.
|ENTER NATALIE|
Nat: There's a time you gotta go and show your grow'n now you know about the.
Together: Facts of Life, The Facts of Life.
Tisha: When the world never seems
Edna: To be living up to your dreams.
Tad: Then--
Everyone on set sings: suddenly your findin' out. The Facts of Life are all about you, all about you, You-u-u-u-u, All about you, It takes a lot to get 'em right, when your learnin' the facts of life, learnin' the Facts of Li-ife.

DSFOL
11-29-2001, 10:21 AM
Like it? Do you want more?

Ewan's My Man
11-29-2001, 05:23 PM
I like it...I think it is cute

------------------
~Lauren/Laudie~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
or
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as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!
If u have MSN messenger contact me using nancy_jo_rox4466@hotmail.com
Visit my Nancy McKeon page that is nowhere near done!
www.angelfire.com/tv2/nancy_jo

Ags2000
11-30-2001, 03:28 PM
L O L http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif L O L

It's great. Keeping me in stitches.

D

james_baby87
08-03-2002, 09:55 PM
Is it over? no one has posted in a year!

JDS84
08-04-2002, 09:34 PM
It is good.