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11-25-2001, 03:06 PM
[AT HOSPITAL]
Nurse: Okay, doctor.
Doctor: 3...2..1..CLEAR!
[uses thos heart-recessitation things]
Jo: WHAT THE ____ ARE YOU DOIN' TO ME YOU BIG ____!
Doctor: Ma'am, you tried to kill yourself.
Jo: W-What?
Doctor: You used a scalpal (sp?).
Jo: _____ no, doctor! Mrs. Garrett, Garry Parry.
Doctor: What the ____?
Jo: Call Bob Donohue.
Doctor: Ms. Polniaczek.
Jo: Donohue.
Doctor: You want to Don on me?
Jo: DON-O-HUE! DON-O-HUE!
Doctor: Okay, Okay, I gett the _____ty ____ _____ed up ____ picture.
Nurse: Shut the _____ up! (pushes the heart-recessitation things to his face)
Nurse: ____hole.
*******FLASH BACK*********** (SEASON 3 FACTS)
Jo: Blair, I love you.
Blair: I love you like a sister too.
Jo: No, I love-love you.
Blair: WHAT?
Jo: I have loved you since you called me a bus-boy.
Blair: But, Jo, you can't love me, you are a girl and girl's don't like girl's...unless they are
Jo: Don't say lesbian. That's what my mom called me.
Blair: Jo, I used to think I was attracted to girls, but when I started kissing boys, my thing for girls flew away.
Jo: Blair, show me how to be straight.
Blair: Okay, I guess I'll try....
********END FLASHBACK*********
[At Mrs. G.'s, Pippa and Andy are there]
Andy:...So, that is how Pippa got pregnant.
Blair: (wince) Ugh...
Pippa: I's no' ba'. I ac'u'ly love bei' pre'na'!
Andy: That's my Pippa!
Pippa: Andy, honey, I am gonna change my name.
Andy: Why, princess?
Pippa: Because, Pippa sounds like Pee Pee.
Andy: and it sounds like you are a druggo.
Edna: She is not a druggo. She is a _____o!
Pippa: (sniffles) I HATE YOU, YOU _____Y ______!
Edna: Good comeback!
Nat: Now, let's not get into a mud-wrestling match.
Edna: A-A MUDWRESTLING MATCH! PERFECT! PIPPA, PUT ON YOUR THONG-THE-THONG THONG THONG!
Pippa: Already wearing it!
THE
END
+++NEXT TIME ONE "THE FACTS+++
*JO COMES BACK, MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE
*PIPPA AND EDNA HAVE THEIR MUDWRESTLING MATCH
*AND MORE, ALL IN THIS ODD, NEW EPISODE OF "THE FACTS
note: one scene in this part might be considered 'objectible' by NMK fans. this scene will play a role in a future episode of the facts
Nurse: Okay, doctor.
Doctor: 3...2..1..CLEAR!
[uses thos heart-recessitation things]
Jo: WHAT THE ____ ARE YOU DOIN' TO ME YOU BIG ____!
Doctor: Ma'am, you tried to kill yourself.
Jo: W-What?
Doctor: You used a scalpal (sp?).
Jo: _____ no, doctor! Mrs. Garrett, Garry Parry.
Doctor: What the ____?
Jo: Call Bob Donohue.
Doctor: Ms. Polniaczek.
Jo: Donohue.
Doctor: You want to Don on me?
Jo: DON-O-HUE! DON-O-HUE!
Doctor: Okay, Okay, I gett the _____ty ____ _____ed up ____ picture.
Nurse: Shut the _____ up! (pushes the heart-recessitation things to his face)
Nurse: ____hole.
*******FLASH BACK*********** (SEASON 3 FACTS)
Jo: Blair, I love you.
Blair: I love you like a sister too.
Jo: No, I love-love you.
Blair: WHAT?
Jo: I have loved you since you called me a bus-boy.
Blair: But, Jo, you can't love me, you are a girl and girl's don't like girl's...unless they are
Jo: Don't say lesbian. That's what my mom called me.
Blair: Jo, I used to think I was attracted to girls, but when I started kissing boys, my thing for girls flew away.
Jo: Blair, show me how to be straight.
Blair: Okay, I guess I'll try....
********END FLASHBACK*********
[At Mrs. G.'s, Pippa and Andy are there]
Andy:...So, that is how Pippa got pregnant.
Blair: (wince) Ugh...
Pippa: I's no' ba'. I ac'u'ly love bei' pre'na'!
Andy: That's my Pippa!
Pippa: Andy, honey, I am gonna change my name.
Andy: Why, princess?
Pippa: Because, Pippa sounds like Pee Pee.
Andy: and it sounds like you are a druggo.
Edna: She is not a druggo. She is a _____o!
Pippa: (sniffles) I HATE YOU, YOU _____Y ______!
Edna: Good comeback!
Nat: Now, let's not get into a mud-wrestling match.
Edna: A-A MUDWRESTLING MATCH! PERFECT! PIPPA, PUT ON YOUR THONG-THE-THONG THONG THONG!
Pippa: Already wearing it!
THE
END
+++NEXT TIME ONE "THE FACTS+++
*JO COMES BACK, MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE
*PIPPA AND EDNA HAVE THEIR MUDWRESTLING MATCH
*AND MORE, ALL IN THIS ODD, NEW EPISODE OF "THE FACTS
note: one scene in this part might be considered 'objectible' by NMK fans. this scene will play a role in a future episode of the facts