ok hear goes nothing

The girls are in the living room decorating for mrs g's surprise birthday party. Jo and Blair are up on chiars hanging the streamers from one end of the room to the other. Tootie and natalie are in the kitchen preparing the food and makeing final decorations on the birthday cake. Beverlyann is sitting on the floor wrapping the presents rambling on about how when she was 7 her parents threw her a suprise party.

I have to go for now i will be back in a little while

Great start! Keep up the good work! I like the part about Beverly Ann! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?
~Danielle~

ok i am back

BA- you know when i was 7 my parents threw me a surprise party.

Jo- Realy how did it turn out

Ba-for the most part pritty good. until Edna got jelouse beacause i was the center of attention.

Blair-Beverlyann you expect us to belive that Mrs G had or has a jelouse bone in her boddy

Bev-its true when i was nine and i think edna was 7 she got mad at me beacause i wouldn't take her to the movies with me and my friends
and do you know what that stinker did

Jo-ok ill bite what did Mrs G do to you

Bev-he went upstairs and in my closet and tied all my shoes together.

Jo- thats not jeloulsey thats sisters being siters.

Blair-Jo how would you know anything about siters?

Jo-I lived with you for 8yrs havent I? and you are ....sort of.....kind of....like a (jo says it quetly under her breath) siter

Blair-what was that Jo i didn't quite hear that.

Jo- I said that you are kind of umm kind of

Blair- Kind of what Jo? a PAIN

Jo-Yes you are a pain. a deap throbing pain that wont go away.

Nat-but Jo thats not what you were going to say was it?

Jo-oh alright fine i was going to say you are lilke a siter. there i said are you happy!

Blair-I think i am going to cry Jo actualy said i am like a siter.

Nat-Wow that could be like front page news.

Jo-ok ok anough I said it lets get going Andy and Pippa will be back soon with Mrs G.

sorry guys i have to go agian i ll be back in an half hour or so my dad is makeing us all go out to breakfast or should i say brunch...familys gotta love them

It's great so far! But what exactly is a siter? You used that word a lot... do you mean sister? 'Cause I noticed that everytime it looked as if you meant sister you put siter...

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley

"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne

yes i meant sister my s keeps jamming

i have a bunch of family over and my mom is yelling at me to get off the computer..i will finish my story later tonight

please you see siter its suppose to be sister my s are jamming on my compter.my dad and i got a new keyboard today so it should be better...sorry for the confution..

ok hears the rest of my fan fiction...

Jo waves of blairs hug.
Jo-come on we have to get going befor Andy and Pippa get back with Mrs G

the girls raced around the room finishing up the decorating and the food
Blair-shh everyone there comming up the walk
everyone hides as the door opens
Andy-I don't know Mrs G the girls said they would be home.
All-SURPRISE
Mrs Garret looks around the living room,she can not belive what her girls had done for her.
Mrs G-oh my a surprise...a surprise for me
Bev-yes Edna a suprise all for you
All-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS GARRET
Mrs G-oh my i don't know what to say. yes i do thank you..

they all sat in the living room eating and opening presents and remenising about old times well into the night

Mrs G-oh my look at the time its after midnight
Andy-iam tireg
Jo-you all go to bed i have some studding to do ill clean up.
Blair-iam not tired eather I'll stay up and help Jo clean.
Jo-you are offering to help me clean,thats a first.
blair-oh Jo you act like i don't know how to every day chors
Jo-you don't last week you tried makeing chiken and the fire department showed up.
Blair-how was i suppose to know you have to take the chicken out of the box first.
Jo-a monkey even know that
All-laugh

after all went to bed Jo and Blair start cleaning.

Blair-we are finaly done.
Jo-yep the streamers are down,wrapping paper is off the floor and dishes are finaly done
Jo and Blair plop down on the couch.
Jo-OUCH
Blair-what?
Jo-negative all dishes are done but this fork i just sat on. I ll put in the sink Ill deal with it in the morning.
BRING BRING
Jo-who would be calling at 2am. Ill answer it
Blair-no Jo you cant
Jo-what do you mean i can't
Blair-iam just saying you can't answer the phone looking like ....that i mean what if its a MAN. you don't want to ruin your only chance of ever getting married answering the phone.
Jo-blair iam dating Rick remember..besides hes seen me like this befor.
Blair-WOW and he didn't break up with you
Jo-HELLO yes monica shes right hear. Its your mom and shes crying.
Blair-Mom you ok is Baily ok whats wrong. yes I can come over Ill be right there.
Jo-what is it whats wrong.
Blair-she said everyones ok she just needs to talk to me about something.
Jo-go ahead and go ill finish up then go up to bed.
Blair-ok I ll be back later. can you cover my shift in the shop.
Jo-yes no go your mom needs you.do you need a ride or are you ok.
blair-no i am ok to drive.see you latter
Blair gives jo a hug and is out the door


sorry guys Iam having problems with this next part iam working on it as you read this but iam sort of in a block.

please give me feed back and let me know how i am doing on my first try at fanfiction and if i should keep going.

ok hears the rest of my fan fiction...

Jo waves of blairs hug.
Jo-come on we have to get going befor Andy and Pippa get back with Mrs G

the girls raced around the room finishing up the decorating and the food
Blair-shh everyone there comming up the walk
everyone hides as the door opens
Andy-I don't know Mrs G the girls said they would be home.
All-SURPRISE
Mrs Garret looks around the living room,she can not belive what her girls had done for her.
Mrs G-oh my a surprise...a surprise for me
Bev-yes Edna a suprise all for you
All-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS GARRET
Mrs G-oh my i don't know what to say. yes i do thank you..

they all sat in the living room eating and opening presents and remenising about old times well into the night

Mrs G-oh my look at the time its after midnight
Andy-iam tireg
Jo-you all go to bed i have some studding to do ill clean up.
Blair-iam not tired eather I'll stay up and help Jo clean.
Jo-you are offering to help me clean,thats a first.
blair-oh Jo you act like i don't know how to every day chors
Jo-you don't last week you tried makeing chiken and the fire department showed up.
Blair-how was i suppose to know you have to take the chicken out of the box first.
Jo-a monkey even know that
All-laugh

after all went to bed Jo and Blair start cleaning.

Blair-we are finaly done.
Jo-yep the streamers are down,wrapping paper is off the floor and dishes are finaly done
Jo and Blair plop down on the couch.
Jo-OUCH
Blair-what?
Jo-negative all dishes are done but this fork i just sat on. I ll put in the sink Ill deal with it in the morning.
BRING BRING
Jo-who would be calling at 2am. Ill answer it
Blair-no Jo you cant
Jo-what do you mean i can't
Blair-iam just saying you can't answer the phone looking like ....that i mean what if its a MAN. you don't want to ruin your only chance of ever getting married answering the phone.
Jo-blair iam dating Rick remember..besides hes seen me like this befor.
Blair-WOW and he didn't break up with you
Jo-HELLO yes monica shes right hear. Its your mom and shes crying.
Blair-Mom you ok is Baily ok whats wrong. yes I can come over Ill be right there.
Jo-what is it whats wrong.
Blair-she said everyones ok she just needs to talk to me about something.
Jo-go ahead and go ill finish up then go up to bed.
Blair-ok I ll be back later. can you cover my shift in the shop.
Jo-yes no go your mom needs you.do you need a ride or are you ok.
blair-no i am ok to drive.see you latter
Blair gives jo a hug and is out the door


sorry guys Iam having problems with this next part iam working on it as you read this but iam sort of in a block.

please give me feed back and let me know how i am doing on my first try at fanfiction and if i should keep going.

It's Great!
Keep On Goin


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Jo:You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl.

keep going!

Jo decides to wait up for Blair on the couch. but sleep overcame Jo and soon she was fast asleep.the next morning Mrs.Garret came down the stairs.she look at the couch and so Jo sound to sleep.she went over to the rocker grabbed a blanket and covered Jo up. Natalie and tootie started down the stair.
Nat-GOOD MORRING MRS G
MrsG-shh nat Jo is asleep on the couch
Nat-oh i am sorry,aw dosent she look sweet when shes asleep.
tootie-yes just like a porcelin doll
Nat-ya speaking of blair where is she?did she skip out on Jo agian.
BRING BRING
MRSG-hello no monica shes not hear.oh she was oh ok I'll have her call you when she gets home.
Nat-who was that?
MrsG-blair was at her moms and she left at 5am this morning and shes not home.
Just then the door swings open.blair is standing in the doorway.her hair is messy,her clothes were wrinkled and she looked like she had been crying.
MrsG-BLAIR WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU
Blair-I um whent to my moms she was crying and she asked me to go over to her house.
Nat-is she ok
Blair-yes Mr and Mrs Warner are fine and there daughter Baylee is fine.
Nat-blair are you ok...why are you refering to your parents like that....
Blair-NATTALIE DONT YOU EVER CALL THEM MY PARENTS AGAIN. AND STOP CALLING ME BLAIR.I AM NOT BLAIR WARNER...I AM.........NOT....
Blair runs upstairs crying.when she gets to her and Jos room she looks around...
Blair-ITS ALL A LIE A TOTAL AND COMPLE LIE...
she goes over to her bed and starts tearing it apart. she flips her mattress over trys to throw her boxspring but its to heavy. In pear exsaution she plops on the boxspring.she looks and her dresser there she has a picture of her parents. she gets up from the picture and stars at it clenches it to her chest and is saying WHY WHY and sobbs. she takes the picture away from her chest and puts her fist right threw her the picture with such force her fist comes out the other side. Blair looks and her hand its busted open with glass fragments in her hand.LOOK WHAT YOU WARNERS HAVE DONE TO ME...I HATE ALL OF YOU YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LIERS.Blair goes over to her dresser and sweeps her had over the top of ITS ALL A LIE EVERY BIT OF IT MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE. she falls to the ground with a big thud...I WILL FIND THEM I WILL...


I have to go eat dinner i will finish after dinner....hope you all like it so far ...sorry its so long...

Ooooh this is gonna be gooood!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! THERE'S GONNA BE TROOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!


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ok back from dinner..

MrsG-what in the world is wrong with
blair?
Nat-I don't know
Tootie-Jo jo you better wake up something is wrong with blair.
Jo-you mean besides the usal broken nail
Nat-this is much more serious then a broken nail.
MrsG-Jo blair came home she was a mess and she yelled at us for asking about her parents she said to stop calling her blair warner..
JO-wow this is serious.
MrsG-we will be in the store if you need us
Jo-ok
Jo goes up the stairs remembering the strange phone call blair got from her mom. Jo goes to turn the knob of their room. The door only opens to a little bit then it wont move anymore.Jo putts her full waight against the door and pushes. Jo falls to the ground..
Jo-wow i don't know my own strenth.
Jo looks around the room she can not belive what she sees. Blairs bed is torn apart and all over the place.
Jo-Blair....Blair where are you..
Blair-Jo blair says sleepy Jo is that you
Jo-what in the hell happend in hear?
Blair-I did some rearranging like it?
Jo-no i don't! Blair what happend is monica ok..
Blair-Jo omg Jo Monica I mean Mrs Warner told me the worst news ever...
Jo-what?
Blair-Jo.......Jo....I am not....I am not a
Jo-your not a what
Blair-Iam not a......warner...blair says realy softly almost where Jo cant hear her
Jo-your not a what
Blair-DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU I AM NOT A WARNER...
Jo-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT A WARNER...IT SAYS BLAIR WARNER ON YOUR GUCHI BAG DOSEN'T
Blair-no I am like Nattalie...
Just then Nattalie and tootie burst in the door.
Nat-what do you mean your just like me
Tootie-someones in troooouble
blair-Nattalie i am just like you iam iam iam
adopted...
Jo-do you want to run that by me agin...
Blair-I ADOPTED IAM ADOPTED.I AM ADOPTED
Jo-how i mean why?
Blair-remember my mom called this mornig crying. well I got over there and she sat me down and told me. That her and Mr warner are not my natural parents..I was adopted when i was 3 days old...from a couple who lived in brooklyn..they were a young couple just starting out and they could not afford to keep me...so they put me up for adoption..
Jo-you were adopted when you were 3 days old
Blair-yes
Jo-and the couple lived in Brooklyn Ny
Blair-yes didn't i just say all that
Jo-guys there is something that i never told anyone.
Tootie-ohh gossip i love Gossip
Jo-Tootie you have to promis this dose not leave this room
Tootie,Nat-we promis and if we do we will stick a needle in our eyes.
Nat-eww speak for yourself toootie
Jo-blair my mom and dad told me a couple years ago that I have a sister a full sister.
blair-what dose that have to do with me?
Jo-shut up and listen for once in your life
my mom told me she had her when she was 16. and my mom and pop were not married then and it was a shame to the family if a young teen got pregnate befor she was married...my mom had my sister May 21 1968(i know thats probly not Blairs real birth day but oh well its just a story)
Blair-thats my birthday..
Jo-i know...my mom gave birth to a healthy little girl...she named her Jenifer Marie Poleniaczek..my mom held her baby for 5min befor she was wisked away and my mom never saw her agian...
blair-you don't think that was me do you?
Jo-look at the facts...
Blair-Mrs warner gave me this box she says it has all my birth papers in it....
Jo-dose it have your real parents names on the papers..
Blair-yes..
Jo-well should we look...
blair-Jo iam scared..
Jo-I know but you want to know don't you..
blair-yes ok lets do this together...
Jo-ok
Jo and Blair look at the box in blairs hands.its an old shoebox with a blue ribbon tied around it...blair tenderly pulls the blue ribbon.opens the dusty lid and looks inside..she opens the papers inside...
Blair-I think this is it
Jo-ok
Tootie-well open it already...
Blair-tottie,nattlie can you waite for us downstairs..and call monica and Jos parents for us and tell them we want them to meet us hear..
Tootie-thats not fair we want to know to...
Blair-i know tootie but if Jo is my sister i want us to find out together alone...oh and dont tell mrs g we will tell her our self
Nat-ok
Tootie-ok we will call your parents...your know i realy hope you guys are sisters..it would explain all the fighting for the last 8yrs.
Blair and Jo look at echother and smile
blair opens the peice of paper looks and Jo and smiles....


i have to stop i will write more in a minut....

WOW! Now THAT would make a quintisential soap opera. Blair and Jo sisters!?!? Like Whoa! Hee hee this is getting REAL good now!!!

nattalie and tootie go downstairs...tootie calls Mr and Mrs polinaczek and nattalie calls Mr and Mrs Warner..mrs Garret comes in from the shop.
Mrs g It was a slow day so i closed early..is blair and Jo ok
Nattalie and tootie both have smiles on their faces...
Nat-oh yes mrs g they both are fine...
Mrs G-why do you both look like the cat who ate the canarry...
befor eather tootie or nattalie could anser the doorbell rang..

Mrs G- oh Mr and Mrs Polenczek oh and Mr and Mrs Warner.please come in
Monica-hi edna hi girls we came as fast as we could..
Marie-dose anyone know what this is all about
Nat-we do but...
Jo-but she has vowed to keep her mouth shut..
Nat-oh hi Jo just saying hi to your parents.
Jo-mom dad mr and Mrs warner and mrs G blair and i found out some interesting news today..
Monica-yes we all know blair is adopted...
Jo-yes blair is adopted...Mom dad do you rember the little girl you gave up for adoption may 21 1968?
Marie-Charlie-Yes...
Monica-thats blair birthday...
Jo-thats right Monica it is blairs birthday..
we looked inside that..
blair-let me tell them..
Jo-ok
blair-you see I looke at the papers inside that box you gave me monica and i found my birth parents names
Nat-well don't keep us in suspence..
blair-Mr and Mrs polenczek your names were on those papers listed as my mom and dad...I am Jennifer Marie Polenczk...
Marie-Blair i mean ....you are....not serouse you called us over hear for this is this some kind of sick joke...
Jo-mom
Marie-no Jo stop it the adoption agency told us Jennifer our daughter died when she was 7 in a horrible house fire...her parents lived but she did not...so i don't
Monica-Marie
Marie-what
Monica-Jennifer was in a horrible house fire when she was 7...but she lived she is blair...we never wanted to hurt you...god help we never wanted to hurt you...we never understood why the hospital never told you..
Marie-told me what..
Monica-Jennifer did die in a horrible house fire...but what you don't know is Jennifer was a twin....blair is Jennifers twin...
Marie-what....i gave birth to twins...but i don't rember...
Monica-marie they had you so doped up that you did't even know who you were...
Marie-omg charlie this explains it i always felt somthing was wrong when i gave birth to Jennifer...now i know....
Monica-yes now you know and now you have a pice of Jennifer back in Blair....
Marie-yes yes i do....omg yes i do Blair..you are mine...my daughter our child..

Marie,charlie and blair embrace in a hug.
Marie-omg you are so beautiful...my baby is back i have my baby back....oh charlie our little girl...

there is not a dry eye in the room...
Marie-do you have a picture of Jennifer...
Monica-yes hear
Marie-oh charlie look she looks just like you
oh she is beautiful.
tootie-wow blair was a twin...
Nat-more then that blair and Jo are sisters
blair looks over at jo...
blair-ok little sister get over hear and share in this family moment
Jo-first off knock off the little sister stuff..secont i will gladly come over there
blair,jo,Mr and Mrs warner mrs and Mrs polenczk all embrace in a hug...
Monica-welcome to the family all
David-i guess this meand bigger family gett together over the holidays
Charlie-and more money spent to...

they all laugh

Mrs G-just think girls this explains alot of the fighting that has gone on through the years...
Nat-ya now you guys are realy going to have somting to fight about...
blair-whats that nattalie
Nat-cloths

all turn and look at each other and laugh

Mrs G and the other girls embrace in a hug and look at the new found family as they chater on and re get to know eachother....


the end


hope all like story sorry there are so many breaks and it is so long ....

iam going to see if i can copy and past the whole story so its all one long story....

I loved it! Can u write some more to it pwetty pweeze

That was great, only, Jo's mom's name is Rose.

oops sorry about that i could not rember if her name was Marie or rose so i took a chance. and you want a sequal to this story..oh my ill have to think about what to put...my hands hurt after this last one..i printed it out so my mom could read it and it was 9 PAGES....no wonder my hands hurt...

ill start working on a sequil soon....

Oh My Goodness, this is great!!! I almost died when I read it!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?
~Danielle~

2nd half of story comeing soon stuck on some things......

This is a great story! How come you never sent it to me? Do you have a title? I would love to put it on the site.

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This is good...but when u think about it Blair couldn't be Jo's sis since they r the same age and it takes 9mths to have kids. It is really good though.

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