"One Garrett To Hope For"
Late Sixth Season (Andy Has Already Been Introduced to the Show)

Charlotte Rae as Edna Garrett
Lisa Whelchel as Blair Warner
Kim Fields as Tootie Ramsey
Mindy Cohn as Natalie Green
Nancy McKeon as Jo Polinchez
MacKenzie Astin as Andy Moffet
Ann Meara as Ann Garrett

Plot: A distant relative of Edna Garrett visits. She unwisly cuts off Natalie's viewing of her favorite soap of "Main Hospital", and instead, she (Ann Garrett) changes it to "One World to Hope For".....Now Nat's out for revenge...and she's going to get it through "One World to Hope For"

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Shirley: [Swedish Accent] Hello little girl! What a lovely dress you're wearing there!
Laverne: What the heck was that?
Shirley: It's Swedish! That's the way they talk in Swedin!
Laverne: They don't nod their heads up and down like that!
Shirley: Yes, they do, I'm telling ya! I've heard em!

Squigy: I would take my lady to a quiet place and [Bleep] her eyes out. I would take a huge bottle of honey and I'd [Bleep] all over her. Well, I must have gained 3 pounds that night, but it was worth every [Bleep] glob!
Sonny: Is that your TV, or are they bleeping him?
Carmine: They're bleeping him alright! I know what he does with honey!