I made a post like this over at the Wings board a long time ago and thought I'd start one for MASH. :lol:

Frank- Follows all strict military procedures in lightbulb changing. Screws it in wrong.

Klinger- Tries to get out of changing the lightbulb by ressing up as a lantern.

BJ- Whines about how much he misses changing lightbulbs for his beloved Peg.

Hawkeye- Goes on an on and on about the horrors of changing lightbulbs.

Charles- Pays Klinger to change the bulb for him.

Radar- Just changes the damn lightbulb. It's not that hard.

Potter- Paints a picture of the lightbulb instead.

Mulcahy- Doesn't need a lightbulb. The light the Lord provides is ample enough.

Trapper- Doesn't give a dang about the lightbulb as long as he's getting some lovin'.

Margaret- Gets Frank to do it for her, then changes it herself after he screws up.

Henry Blake- While he was changing the lightbulb, his plane was shot down.

Henry doesn't know how to change a lightbulb, so Radar does it for him (without being asked, of course!).

I may have to steal this idea for a few other boards. Hope you don't mind, Kristen! :)

Col Blake asks Radar to replace the bulb in his tent.....Radar requisitions a lightbulb from Army supply, waits 6 weeks for it to arrive....meanwhile, Hawkeye trades his footlocker for new boots and a lightbulb, but the deal blows over when Klinger can't trade one of his dresses to a "pleasure girl" for the boots.....Frank gets a new lightbulb, but, throws it out when he sees it was made in Japan, rather than a good clean-cut AMERICAN bulb.....Margaret decides to go to Tokyo and see if she can get a bulb from General Hammond by spending the weekend with him......everyone's lightbulb problem is eventually solved, when Charles joins the 4077th and has his parents send him 400 boxes of bulbs; which he sells all over the camp at a 50% markup!

Now, how do M*A*S*Hers actually reach up to CHANGE the bulb, if its up too high?

col Potter: Sits on his horse
Radar: gets a ladder and sets it on top of a chair
Hawkeye: stands atop his "little black book"
Margaret: climbs up a pile of her former lovers
Charles : stands on a bundle of money
Klinger: wears his highest heeled shoes
Frank: rather than install the bulb, he just sends it home to his wife

I may have to steal this idea for a few other boards. Hope you don't mind, Kristen! :)

Go right ahead, Kristen :)

Radar- Knows when the lightbulb needs to be changed before it even goes out.

Radar- Knows when the lightbulb needs to be changed before it even goes out.
right, then sends the Drs up to the pad to get the replacement bulb out of the chopper :lol:

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Hey Radar, how are you enjoying SO, so far? :)