A lot of the other boards had these and thought that it would be fun to start one here. First I ask a question and then some one gives a made up answer and then asks another question.

Why did Oliver want to own a farm?

He loved rolling in manure and that seemed the best place to do so

Why wasnt Lisa so fond of the idea?

She was secretly having an affair with the man downstairs.

Who was he?

That would have been Carlton the doorman.


Did he get upset when Lisa had to leave town?

Not really, he knew a hottie named Rhoda would be moving in, some ten years later

Why did the Ziffles adopt a pig?

Because it favored Fred so much.


How was the little pig treated?

Great, they treated him with herbs and spices, and had him for supper....litterally

Why was Mr Haney never arrested for fraud?

Because he sold himself Fraud Insurance.



How did Mr. Haney know just when to show up?

Mr. Kimball would inform Haney when the Douglases needed something. Well, he wouldn't inform him, he would drop a hint. Well, not a hint, more of a clue.


How did Mr. Kimball turn out the way he did ?

:lol:^^

Well, his mother was a little indecisive, well, not a little, more like a lot, well, maybe not, i guess (ok you did it better :lol: )

What kind of "view" did Lisa prefer over farm living?

Garbage Can View



What exactly are Hot Cakes?

its what you see when Lisa walks away from you

What was the one good crop Oliver finally managed to grow? (even though he was never able to get them to market)

Bananas


What happened to all those Bananas?

Oliver got a truck and drove them over to Chiquita, but only got $1.75 a pound for them.

What do the residents do for Drobny Day ?

They celebrated and then decided that he would be more enjoyable cooked.

Who was Arnold?

He was a big muscular farmer who always said "I'll be bahhhk!"

What 2 contractors never seemed to finish rebuilding the Douglas home?

Norm Peterson and Woody Boyd


How did they end up in Hooterville?

The Cannonball Express was offering a 2 for 1 deal on trips into Hooterville (one way)

Whatever happened to that crazy dog who was always chasing the train?

The Cannonball Express was offering a 2 for 1 deal on trips into Hooterville (one way)

Whatever happened to that crazy dog who was always chasing the train?


The doggie finally caught the train, but Ira Hatch chased him off of it.

What did Lisa Douglas forget to pack for the picnic ?

the suicide pills

What kind of accent did Lisa have?

Chinese, she was secretly a communist.

What was Oliver before he became a farmer?

A Woman named Olivia

What kind of business did Sam Drucker run?

He ran a Truck Stop.


Why didn't a Truck Stop business do well in Hooterville?

Hooterville was an amish village.

Why was the town named Hooterville?

They were the Worldwide headquarters for Hooters restaurants

What kind of law practice did Oliver give up in NY?

He gave up his ambulance chasing law practice.



Who did Oliver's mother always take sides with in an argument?

Sam Drucker

What kind of emporium did Sam run?

A small store that eventally evolved into Sam's (Drucker's) Club.


Who kept buying the stuff in the GOORMAY section of the store ?

Henrietta



Who took the chicken shopping at Druckers?

Col Sanders; later he took the chicken to dinner....oh wait...the chicken WAS dinner!

What wheeler-dealer kept selling the Douglases defective products, including the farm?

Friendly Freddy, he really got around.



Why did he leave California and come to Hooterville?

Because he had a thing for smart pigs and just had to be near Arnold.

Just how smart is Arnold anyways?

Smart enough to beat Ebb in the Hooterville spelling bee

The name "Ebb" is short for __________?

Ebb n Flow



Who tried to teach Lisa to cook?

Arnold Ziffel

What brand of obsolete tractor did Oliver use on the farm?

A LaSalle Catepillar

Who was Fred Ziffel's pride and joy?

Millie the two-headed Chicken

Why didnt former lawyer Oliver SUE Mr Haney over all the defective farm tools that he sold him?

They were secretly married.

Where was Hooterville?

In the Twilight Zone



Why doesn't Oliver teach Lisa how to drive the tractor?

Shes too busy working the moonshine still

What did Sam Drucker have in that big barrel in his store?

Shelley Winters

What was the name of the Wheeling Dealing salesman who was always ripping Oliver off?

Monty Hall



What was the Cannonball?

That was Oliver's nickname in the NY law courts

Where did Eb live?

In a New York penthouse.

Who was Stuffy ?

Arnold's "live-in" compagnon

Where was the Hooterville post office?

In Miller's pond



Why on earth did they put it there?

So the mail would get delivered on porpoise. This was a whale of an idea that no one could carp about.

What's Lisa's signature dish?

Poodle-au-vin

What DID Lisa DO with her dogs when they moved to the farm?

She taught them how to make Budapest Mint Juleps (one part borscht, one part vodka & a candy cane swizzle stick)

How did Lisa's poodles get along with Arnold?

Not so good, Arnold ate them.



What type of job did Mr. Kimball have?

Well, he posed as a gvmt official, but, he was really the local "pusher"

How far was the Douglas farm from Hooterville proper?

Just around the bend and through the swamp



What was always happening to their closet door?

Ethel Mertz had her ear pressed against it, and she fell in when someone opened it.

What happened when the Monroe Bothers tried to fix the closet door ?

The entire house fell down



Who did they have to move in with until it could be repaired?

They bunked with Eb in his barn loft.

What was hanging near Eb's bed in his barn loft ?

A vampire bat


Who was always trying to sneak bites of food at Druckers Store?

Mr. Haney

Just how smart was Arnold?

Well, he IS the 6th grade teacher at the school house

What grade does the Hooterville school go up to?

Phd.

What happened when Lisa took driving lessons at the school ?

She was so good that they made her president of the school.


What did Oliver think of Lisa's little dog?

That it was very tasty, in the stew

Did Lisa ever make any meals that werent totally awful?

That it needed to be tutored by Arnold in the New Math.

Who's always trying to sell Oliver a bargain that ends up turning out to be anything but?

Crazy Eddie - his prices are crazy !

What happened when Oliver took Haney to court ?

Haney was convicted, and put in prison for life

Did Lisa ever make any meals that werent totally awful?

Yes, when she wasn't busy making hotcakes, she was busy winning the Pilsbury bakeoff contest.


What happened when the townfolk saw Lisa's Christmas fruitcake ?

They gave her first prize at the county fair, and made her head chef at the Hooterville Hilton

Did uncle Joe ever visit the Douglas farm?

Yes, when he had to fill in for a vacationing Mr. Haney.



Where did Mr. Haney go?

He went to Detroit to earn money off of drug dealing.

How did Oliver and Lisa first meet?

They met when he was representing her first husband in the divorce.



Who was Lisa's first husband?

Oliver's brother.

Did Oliver and Lisa ever have any kids?

yes 10


Who did they mostly favor in looks?

The kids looked like the Englishman, who stayed with the Douglases while Oliver went on his symposium. Lisa really liked those spaces between his teeth !

What was the maximum number that Lisa was allowed to plug in ?

Always depended on how much Oliver had had to drink that night.

What was Lisa's favorite past time?

making diapers for Arnold

What ever happened to Eb's real parents?

Haney sold them at auction.

Why did the Douglases take Arnold to Chicago ?

He wanted to visit Lake Shore Drive and see that statue of Mrs. O'leary's cow.



What type of apartment did the Douglas's have in NY?

They lived on the top floor over a deli, in Brooklyn

What kind of accent did Lisa have?

spanish/canadian



Where exactly did she get this unique accent?

She got it from Carlata, the former banana picker who was also the phone operator.

Why was the phone on top of the pole ?

Climbing the pole was Oliver's way of training to be a fireman

How closely did the Cannonball railway pass by the farm?

It came through right near their bedroom, thats why the closet door kept falling off.



Who would you often find playing checkers at Drucker's store?

Maxwell Smart, who was working undercover to crack the KAOS ring that was run out of Druckers store

Did any other TV "crossovers" happen in Hooterville?

There were tons of crossovers, even Herman Munster & family visited Hooterville.



Who were they going to see?

They were there to see their friend Molly Turgis.

What did Molly do when someone mentioned her name ?

She tried to burn their house down.

How many people got their houses burned down by her?

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None, since the competent volunteer file department responded so quickly and professionally to each fire.


What instrument did Oliver play in the fire department band ?

The Moonshine Jug



Who picked that instrument for him?

Otis. (from Mayberry, not too far from Hooterville.)


When Oliver visited the state capitol, what did he find out, was the state fish ?

the blue nostriled juniper wannabe fish

What kind of a cook is Lisa?

She's a short-order cook. One bite, and you'll be done for in short order.



When Lazlo visits the Douglases, what does he charge to fix something ?

A night with Lisa....or a week with Arnold the pig

Where did the Douglases have to go, to answer the phone?

To Dooley Watkins house, since Dooley used the phone parts for his TV transmitter and barn-door opener.


Why did Mr. Douglas get in trouble with the FCC, when Dooley's transmitter was operating ?

Because they accidentally found out about his $100,000 a year pickle smuggling operations (Which used Dooleys transmitters to send coded messages)

Where did Mr Hainey live after selling his farm and house to the Douglases?

Apparently in his truck - that seems to be where you always saw him.




Why was Mr. Douglas in a hurry to get his apples to the county seat ?

He wanted to make sure that the worms would be fresh!

Why did Oliver want to sell wormy apples?

Because meat apples bring in more cash than plain ones.



Why did Lisa & Oliver sleep in the barn one night?

Because the Dooley Watkins moo-activated barn door opener wouldn't let them out, and Eleanor wouldn't moo for them until morning.


What feat could Arnold do with his tail, that could earn him a large inheritance ?

I cant say but, it made him tons of money in porn films for years


What faMOus lawyer was Oliver named after?

Oliver Wendell O. J. Cochran

What is Lisa bad at doing?

Selecting and wearing gorgeous evening gowns.

Why did Oliver's mother not want to date Joe Carson?

He was too much of a swinger/playboy for her taste.



What is Sam Drucker's occupation?

Founder and CEO of the world's largest retailer, after Sam's General Store acquired the Pixley General Store, and eventually morphed into Sam's Club aka WalMArt.


Why did the Holmby kid think that Oliver either (1) had a screw loose or (2) was belting the bottle ?

May have been all that drunk driving he did

Where did Eb get that rather unique name?

From the Beverly Hillbilles play that he loved to perform, whose original cast star was Buddy Ebsen.


Why was the sprit of Molly Turgis mad at Hooterville ?

The spirit was mad because the new Hooterville restaurant was called Hooters instead of Tooters.


What did the spirit do?

Gave everyone at the Shady Rest indigestion from Kate's peach cobbler

Which animal on the show is really smart?

Eleanor the cow. She could open barn doors, swipe radios, and knew how to keep dry in the rain.

Why did Lisa fake amnesia ?

She wanted to meet that new doctor Balinkoff everyone was raving about.



How does Kate Bradley help Lisa out?

By banning the sale of all hotcake ingredients at Drucker's store.


Why did the building inspector disapprove the work permit on the Douglas' house ?

Cause he was looking for Lisa to bribe him with some of her delicious cooking first

Was Mr Haney dishonest?

No, he was considered the George Washington of Hooterville.


Why was there an old man that only Oliver could see?

Ira Hatch was there, to teach a lesson, that Oliver couldn't get away with picking free apples or fishing from other people's property for free.


Why didn't the others believe Oliver, that he had really seen Ira Hatch ?

Because Ira was locked away in the Mental Hospital in Pixley.


Why did Oliver have so much trouble with the tractor?

Because Lisa kept stealing the parts to make hots-kabobs.


What did Lisa do with the dishes that were still dirty after dishwashing ?

She tried to send them back to get replaced.

WHy did Lisa go back to school?

To learn how to read the printing on those eggs.



What did Lisa name their cow?

Big Arnold.



What item belonging to Eb, did the cow swallow ?

his favorite pair of frilly panties (Which he liked to wear secretly)

What was at the top of that big pole on the farm?

Their secret stash of pot.

Who was Eb?

Lisa's secret lover who lived in the chicken coop

What is Eb doing today?

He took over Drucker's store and evolved it into the retailer known today as Walmart.



What is Mr. Haney doing today ?

Mr Hainey found God and became a Misionary in the Congo...where he sold the natives bowls that leaked and stoves that exploded when exposed to heat

Is anyone from the original cast alive today?

Only Molly Turgis, who never really died.

Why did Eb pretend to be wealthy and portray Haney as his chauffeur and the Douglases as his sharecroppers ?

He was trying to get a bigger tax refund

Did his little ploy work?

No, since he was so wealthy, the government wanted more money !

Hooterville ran what kind of racing track ?

one for old steam trains , like the Cannonball

What did Higgins the dog chase in the end credits?

Elinor the cow


Did Higgins ever catch her?

No, the cow had way too much energy from all those hotcakes.


How did Lisa react, when the pretty new neighbor farmer, wanted some legal advice from Oliver ?

She was jealous....wanted the new girl for herself

Who never wanted to live in Hooterville?

Oliver Douglas.

Why did he have to live there?

Because that's where he was hid, when he was in the witness protection program, after finding out about the UFOs and the square eggs.

Why did Drobny the duck garner so much respect ?

(Rather than start a new thread, I decided to bump up this one from 8 years ago)

Why did Drobny the duck garner so much respect ?

Because the price of meat was at an all-time high.

What did Oliver think about Arnold starring in his own movie?

Oliver was starting to get skeptical, when Oscar Mayer, was expressing an
intense, interest in movie rights and contracts!

Who makes the best hotcakes?

Mr. Ziffel. It's a well known fact that his hotcakes are more palatable than Lisa's, despite the fact that they suspiciously look and taste like roof shingles.

What does Eb keep in his bed so his feet stay warm?

None other than that cute little Haney oinking beagle!

Where does Arnold go to school?

Porky High School

What did Lisa say at the end of each episode during the Filmways end title.

vincent, welcome to the boards! :wave:

What did Lisa say at the end of each episode during the Filmways end title.

Most people never knew, since she spoke it in Hungarian.

What crop did Oliver discover was ideal for growing in Hooterville's soil?

Kumquats.

What happens when the "Bing Bug" comes to town?


:wave: Welcome, phoenix and vincent!!

Thanks MISST3!! :D

What happens when the "Bing Bug" comes to town?

Thousands of people come over from Pixley and Crabwell Corners to snap a picture of the elusive insect.

Why can't Lisa's mother ever remember Oliver's name?

Lisa's mother finds it difficult to remember ALL of Lisa's 13 husband's names!

Who has a twin, over in Pixley?

Sam Drucker! His brother Leonard Drucker runs the Pixley supermarket.

What is unusual about the moon rocks Lisa buys?

The moon rocks come with an offer, of buy 1 and get a hot cake free!

How does Arnold predict the weather?

He consults with Loony Luke and his homemade weather balloons.

Why do the Douglases keep that blue phone in their kitchen when it's not connected to any wires?

The Douglas's blue kitchen phone is run by Mr. Haney pedaling on a blue phone stationary bike generator!

Who sells "cosmeteticals?

Arnold - except his beauty line is designed specifically for that special pig in your life!

Why did Mr. Drucker sometimes wear a toupee?

A dual purpose hair piece he bought from Mr. Haney, for the man who has
everything! It can be used for the head and for thinning nose hair!

Who has a crush on "Hankie"?

None other than Eb's fiance, Darlene Wheeler! It was quite the scandal and the fuel of gossip for years.

What grew in Oliver's corn field on the spot Lisa poured out her lemonade?

Miniature scarecrows, that, look just like Mr. Haney's wife!

Who is the royalty in Hooterville?

Fred and Doris Ziffel. To get away from media scrutiny, they masquerade as pig farmers!

Just where does Mr. Haney find all the stuff he sells to Oliver?

An inheritance of goods from 6 generations of Haneys! Their motto: We
pride ourselves in spotting suckers!

What's on top of the Douglas' telephone pole?

Lisa's Hotscakes recipe

What was the real reason Eb called Oliver and Lisa mom and dad??

Oliver's ex-wife was Eb's real mom and Lisa's ex-husband was Eb's real dad.

What is the problem with the closet door?

As soon as your head, touches the pillow, the closet door opens!

What birthday present did Oliver give Lisa?

A new cooksbook for Lisa to write down recipes for all her extravagant dishes!

When Oliver makes a patriotic speech, what can be heard in the background?

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band, playing softly in the back-
ground.

Who went to the Carpenter's Ball?

Arnold Ziffel and Cynthia Haney!

What TV show is spoofed when the Hooterville theater puts on a play?

Howdy Doody

Is Mr. Haney an honest businessman?

Yes - he bribed and blackmailed everyone he knew to ensure they would speak highly of him.

What is Arnold's side job?

Arnold passes out Lisa's spaghetti recipes, down at Drucker's!

What does Eb keep asking "Dad" for?

If he can change his last name to "Ofer"

Was The old Haney place always the way it looked when the Douglas' moved in??

No - several years back, Haney dirtied it up to lower the resale value and thus pay lower property taxes!

What did Arnold do with Oliver's "special edivery detter"?

Arnold put the letter on the Hooterville Cannonball, and it's still on the spur
line to this day!

Who robbed the Pixley Bank?

Arnold did, because he was tired of waiting for his $20,000,000 inheritation to be finalized.

What happened immediately after Ralph and Hank were "married"?

She built them his and her outhouses.

What did Mr. Ziffel use Lisa's hotcakes for?

He donates them to Hooterville's local NHL team as hockey pucks.

Why couldn't Arnold and Drobney get along?

Arnold and Drobney, can't get along because of that constant love triangle
with Mignon!

What was Ralph's mother's name?

Sebastian Monroe.

In what unusual shape does Oliver find the chicken eggs one strange morning?

Large golden triangular eggs, that beep when Arnold oinks!

What does Mrs. Ziffel's lumbago predict?

Whether or not Oliver will come over in 24 hours' time and make a stirring speech about the American farmer.

What famous actor/actress does Lisa do a good imitation of?

Miss Piggy!

Where does Oliver's mother live?

As far away from Hooterville as is geographically possible!

What happens when you say "Molly Turgis"?

After you say "Molly Turgis", you close your eyes, click your heels 3 times
and a banquet table, appears with hotcakes in 4 different flavors!

Why did the people of Hooterville, take up a collection, to tar and feather
Oliver?

They were tired of seeing him in a three-piece suit.

While in Washington, who does Arnold meet at the bar?

The grandson of Porky the Pig!

What was Hank Kimball distributing at Drucker's?

The lyrics to a few of Oliver's new solk fongs.

Lisa's miracle cleaning fluid has what unfortunate side effect?

As soon as the cleaning fluid touches the clothes, the clothes, start making
sucking sounds and gasps for air!

What if you plug a 4 with a 6?

The new Dilly Watkins alarm system is activated and a picture is taken of the culprit.

What lies behind that door near the bathroom that no one ever opened?

The new Dilly Watkins alarm system is activated and a picture is taken of the culprit.

What lies behind that door near the bathroom that no one ever opened?


Well, we were wondering what ever happened to Mrs.Haney? :eek:


What if Sam's marriage license permit had been up to date and Ralph and Hank HAD really been legally married?

They would have moved in with Mr. Kimball's mother and eventually have 10 kids, Hank Kimball II through Hank Kimball XI, who would constantly visit the Douglas farm as a group and enlighten (...annoy ;) ) Oliver with their conversations!

What was the Monroe Brothers' specialty before they agreed to the Douglas bedroom project?

Mr. Haney's shed where he keeps all his stuff to sell.

What state capital does Oliver always visit??

Cockroach Flats, over the river, and thru the woods, and 30 miles south of
Crabwell Corners!

Who was a stow-away in Oliver's car?

Eb, because he wanted to see New York for free.

What food does Lisa cook that has the consistency of cement?

Lisa's extra crispy coffee!

Who wants to take driving lessons?

Arnold Ziffel, because he's tired of being dependent on Oliver to drive him places, and it wouldn't look right for a millionaire movie star pig to be helpless in that respect.

What company does Oliver get tricked into taking over by Mr. Trendall?

Oliver took over the Haney HooterVille Hotcake Distributor Co.!

What college did Oliver graduate from?

The University of Budapest at Stankwell Falls.

Which of Oliver's crops does he always need help from the locals to harvest?

Bing Bug free, bamboo!

Why did the "city kids" come to Oliver's farm?

They were actually foreign spies sent to observe the extent of America's agricultural prowess.

Why did Arnold run away from home?

Long story short, Arnold got wind of the fact that Doris was thinking of
getting a cute little piglet, from Pixley, and decided to strike out on his
own, along with his million dollar inheritance!

What gift did Lisa give the Ziffels?

Lisa gave them a three-pack of deluxe snout-warmers for those cold winter nights.

What is the end result of Oliver's grand tax refund scheme?

Oliver's grand tax refund scheme, resulted in all Hooterville residents to
be exempt, from paying any taxes, ever!

What's at the top of Oliver's giant cornstalk?

That's where Oliver keeps the booze.

Eb and Lisa were afraid that Oliver would "shoost" who with Kimball's gun?

The Revenoors!

What happened when Lisa had a blow to her head?

She assumed her secret alter personality, in which she is a world-famous chef and travels to different countries.

Besides Oliver, who in Hooterville comes closest to being "sane"?

Mrs. Eustace Haney!

What does it mean when you receive a blue feather in the mail?

A Hungarian peacock will arrive at your farm in 23 hours' time and request 7 of Lisa's hotcakes, of the "head gasket" variety, which it will place in a bunch of multicolored bags worn on its neck. (An unusual sight even in Hooterville! ;) )

What was Lisa's father's occupation back when they were living in Hungary?

Lisa's father, designed and sold elegant women's lingerie, of the finest lace,
silk and feathers!

What did Oliver and Lisa, find in their cereal boxes?

Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize.


Why did Arnold wear sunglasses?

It was the only way Mr. Ziffel could tell him apart from all the other pigs on his farm.

Lisa frequently irritates Oliver when she says she sees what floating in midair at the start of the show?

A cloud of mini hotcakes!

What did Oliver and Lisa have in storage, that they couldn't remember what
it was?

It turns out they were inadvertently storing Lisa's Uncle Fedor, who wandered into the storage facility mistaking it for a new sort of hotel, while he was on the run from the man with a scar on his face.

Oliver generally does farmwork wearing what?

Oliver and Lisa decided to wear matching flowing gowns . . besides it helps
scare the crows away!

Who swallowed Eb's radio?

The zebra which only Oliver could see.

Why was Arnold expelled from school?

Arnold was expelled from school, because, he was looking out the window
during pledge of allegiance!

Why was Eb rejected from college?

They did not offer his preferred major of study (Politics and Philosophy Among Livestock)

What happens to the paint applied to the exterior of the Douglas home?

Ends up in the Bermuda Triangle.

Where does Mr. Haney find his stuff to sell??

There is a 20,000 square foot manufacturing factory attached to the back of his house, albeit covered with leaves and shrubbery to avoid suspicion.

What is usually the first thing Ralph says when she greets someone?

What's Up Doc?

How does Oliver get his apples picked?

After "The Flood", Oliver found that all the apples bobbed to the surface of Lake Hooterville for easy collection.

What position of power does Lisa's mother hold?

Lisa's mother was voted Queen of the Pixley Rutabaga Bowl!

Where did Oliver and Lisa get married?

In Haney's shop, for one of those "$1 weddings".

How did Lisa plan to win Hooterville's mayoral election?

With free Hungarian lap dances in the back of Drucker's store

Why did real reason Oliver bought the Hooterville telephone company?

The real reason, Oliver, bought the Hooterville Telephone Co., was because
he had to put Eb, through Pixley's Apple-Picking College!

Where did Arnold run away to?

Arnold ran away to the Old West to start a new life as a cowboy.

What war was Oliver a pilot in?

The 1920 Hooterville War of Sear's Catalog!

What was the requirement to be in the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Dept.?

You have to be a graduate of the prestigious University of Crabwell Corners, School of Fire Putting-Out.

What musical instrument does Mr. Drucker's date bring along on the Douglases' intimate picnic?

His date, was a one-woman-band, complete with a drum, cymbals, a tambourine, and a kazoo!

What did Drucker's have on special?

Drucker's special two-day sale was for Hoyt-Clagwell brand private airplanes! Lisa bought one for Oliver as a surprise but unfortunately the wings kept falling off...

What does Eb like to call Oliver, much to his irritation?

A farmer.

What happens everything Oliver washes his car?

Mr. Haney sells Lisa something she will never need or use.

Why did Oliver name the farm Green Acres?

Because they were selling medical marijuana

After the internet, did Ralph & Alf ever get a good Yelp review?

Ralph & Alf, received a Yelp, big stamp of approval, from Crabwell Corners
Chicken Coop and Hen House Association!

Where did Arnold go, when Fred and Doris, went on their second honey-
moon?

Arnold went to his skydiving lesson with Eb.

What does Eb reveal to the Douglases after he returns home from his "honeymoon"?

Eb reveals that, he is a polygamist, and has 3 sister wives!

What's the secret to Doris Ziffel's "homemade jam"?

She mixes an undisclosed amount of "Stankwell Falls Fizz" into every batch.

Where is the Douglas' telephone located?

In their pockets! they were before their time and secretly had the first cell phones ever!

Which man in Hooterville did Doris Ziffel secretly have a torrid affair with?

That had to be Mr. Haney. I bet he had the gadgets that would make Doris squeal like a pig...(ooops wrong reference)

Did Mr. Drucker make ANY money at the store he owned??

Really, didn't matter, Drucker, was married to a Pixley Savings and Loan
heiress!


What happened to Mr. Kimbell, when he fell through the hole in the porch floor?

Poor Hank fell all the way into the abandoned cellar and had to make himself refreshments on Haney's old still, until Arnold went and got help.

Which US President did Lisa remember dancing with?

General Ulysses Haney, great grandfather of Mr. Haney!

As a fortune-teller, what did Lisa predict about Oliver?

Lisa foresaw that Oliver would go on to become the best pig lawyer that Hooterville had ever seen and eventually get his own TV show on WPIXL.

Why were there issues in getting Arnold's $20 million inheritation finalized?

Cynthia Haney, represented by Mr. Haney, was holding things up because
she was suing Arnold thru her prenup agreement!

What college did Eb go to?

Hooterville's very own local branch of Harvard University, since Eb wanted to a Harvard man just like "Dad"!

Everyone in town was finding priceless jewels in their "Crickly Wickleys" cereal boxes, whereas Oliver kept getting . . .

Arnold kept getting cereal, shaped like little dog bones, with Cynthia's face
on them!

What happened when Oliver's beatnik nephew, came to town?

A bit of him rubbed off on Oliver, who became "youth-enized" and grew out his hair to shoulder-length.

What does Mr. Fred the talking horse say to Oliver?

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Fred.

What kind of car does Oliver drive?

An 1859 model, Hoyt-Clagwell brand, "Electronic Carriage Deluxe".

Lisa is convinced that Eb was "reincarcerated" when he goes missing and a friendly ______ showed up at the front door?

talking Zebra!

Who does Oliver have to share his birthday with?

Mr. Haney's most ruthless relative, "Big Joe Haney".

For what reason does Arnold turn down his starring role in a motion picture?

Arnold had to turn down his starring role because he was under a exclusive
Haney Metro Picture contract!

What happened to Oliver's special delivery letter?

It had to be sent back because it didn't have enough postage stamps

What is Oliver most famous for amongst the Hooterville locals?

For that bugle and fife music, wherever he goes.

Why was Lisa's Uncle Fedor, on the run?

Fedor was the last person living in Hungary who knew the recipe for Lisa's hotcakes so the Hungarian government was hunting him down.

The three loves of Oliver's life were Lisa, law, and... what?

Liquor

What happens when you drop Dee Dee's Dehydrated Dinners, into
boiling water?

Dee Dee's personal favorite cuisine, Reconstituted Hungarian Hotcakes, will form onto your dinner plates.

What was the problem with the Grabwell washing machine that Haney was selling?

The Grabwell washing machine turned all clothing pink.

Who does Haney's basset hound Cynthia fall in love with?

The son of Drobney, holds the keys, to Cynthia's heart!

Who wears a suit and tie when doing their chores?

Ralph

What crops do Pixley farmers grow?

They provide a steady crop of plastic pickles for Drucker to keep in his store.

How long did Lisa try out the farm for before she decided to stay or leave?

A real good half an hour.

Exactly how long has Sarah been the operator for the Hooterville Phone Co??