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sitcomsrule
11-03-2001, 10:03 PM
Life & Facts
Episode 3
‘Blair’s Situation’ (1)

scene-the house

[Natalie and Tootie are playing poker. Jo is reading ‘sports illustrated’ and Beverly Anne is watering plants. Blair walks in madly]

Jo-What’s wrong, Blair?
Blair-I’m getting sick of Eastland!
Natalie-What? Why?!
Blair-I just can’t handle it!
Jo-What happened? You seem a little jittery.
Blair-Well, it’s too hard to explain!
BeverlyAnne-Tell us...we don’t have lives, we have time.
Blair-Okay.
Tootie-Hold on, let me make popcorn!
Natalie-Sit down, Tootie!
Blair-Okay, it all happened this morning...

[flashback begins]

scene-Blair’s office

[Blair is doing paperwork. Ms. Kindley gets on Blair’s enter com]

MK-Ms. Warner...I have Bella out here. She got in trouble...again!
Blair-Okay, bring her in.[Bella Thomas walks in]
Bella-Hi, Ms. Warner.
Blair-What did you do, Bella? It looks like you have ten courses of food on you.
Bella-Well...I accidentally...started a food fight.
Blair-BELLA!
Bella-I’m sorry!
Blair-You should be. you have one month’s detention.
Bella-What?!
Blair-You’re excused.
Bella-and I thought you were cool.

[Bella leaves]

[flashback ends]

scene-the house

Blair-I felt terrible!
Jo-That can’t be why you’re so mad.
Blair-No...There’s more.

[Tootie comes into the living room from the kitchen]

Tootie-Popcorns done! Too bad I missed part of the story!
Natalie-Sit down! Hey, I want some popcorn!
Tootie-Here.
Blair-and then...

[flashback starts]

scene-girls’ bathroom

[Blair walks in. She notices that it says on the wall ‘Ms. Warner is a stupid b i t c h!’. It was done with spray paint]

Blair-Oh my!

[Blair storms out and goes to her office. She gets on her enter com to Ms. Kindley]

Blair-Ms. Kindley, send Bella Thomas in here!
MK-Right away, Ms. Warner.
Blair-Thank you.
MK-Of course!

[After awhile, Bella comes in]

Bella-Now what?
Blair-I saw your little mark in the girls’ bathroom!
Bella-I didn’t do that!
Blair-What?
Bella-You know.
Blair-but, how did you?
Bella-I went in there!
Blair-I know it was you!
Bella-How?!
Blair-It’s your handwriting!

[Bella runs out of the room]

Blair(on enter com)-Ms. Kindley, get her back here!
MK-Right away!

[Ms. Kindley brings Bella in her office]

MK-Found her getting into her locker.
Blair-Thank you...You can leave now.
MK-Right away.
Bella-You’re not going anywhere!
Blair-You can’t tell her or me what to do!

[Bella takes something out of her jacket. It’s a gun!]

Blair-Bella...put the gun down!

to be continued...

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
11-04-2001, 12:05 AM
Well, she's gotta live or she wouldnt' be telling the story but.....still...continue!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
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IM me using piggy2111
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
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Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
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The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!:)

sitcomsrule
11-04-2001, 12:20 AM
true, Blair DOESN'T get killed but....

you'll just have to wait until tomorrow!

Ewan's My Man
11-04-2001, 01:24 AM
MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Hehe!

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~Lauren~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

Max Whittaker
11-04-2001, 02:49 PM
Now THAT'S a fan fiction!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
11-04-2001, 09:15 PM
It's "tomorrow" what happens?

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
*************************
I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
*************************
IM me using piggy2111
*************************
Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
*************************
I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
*************************
Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
*************************
The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!:)

Max Whittaker
11-04-2001, 10:47 PM
Well?

Acting Girl 19
11-04-2001, 11:25 PM
please post more!

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~$^*Amber*^$~
any one who hates me is a big itch!

Jo: Heres to all that wish me well and all the rest can go to.....Jersy

Jo: You mean 50/50 ah 50/50 50?
Blair: Good Jo we'll let you do the books

Andy: Common Mrs. Garett throw us a song
Mrs. G: Born in the U.S.S.R.

Tootie:We are in troubllllllllle

Nat: There is a God!

Blanch:You know, Tootie was always my favorite on the facts of life -The Golden Girls

The Facts of Life is the best tv show in all the land

Notorious
07-18-2002, 11:26 PM
The highly anticipated conclusion will air tommorow! Then, 2 brand new episodes this week!