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11-03-2001, 10:03 PM
Life & Facts
Episode 3
‘Blair’s Situation’ (1)
scene-the house
[Natalie and Tootie are playing poker. Jo is reading ‘sports illustrated’ and Beverly Anne is watering plants. Blair walks in madly]
Jo-What’s wrong, Blair?
Blair-I’m getting sick of Eastland!
Natalie-What? Why?!
Blair-I just can’t handle it!
Jo-What happened? You seem a little jittery.
Blair-Well, it’s too hard to explain!
BeverlyAnne-Tell us...we don’t have lives, we have time.
Blair-Okay.
Tootie-Hold on, let me make popcorn!
Natalie-Sit down, Tootie!
Blair-Okay, it all happened this morning...
[flashback begins]
scene-Blair’s office
[Blair is doing paperwork. Ms. Kindley gets on Blair’s enter com]
MK-Ms. Warner...I have Bella out here. She got in trouble...again!
Blair-Okay, bring her in.[Bella Thomas walks in]
Bella-Hi, Ms. Warner.
Blair-What did you do, Bella? It looks like you have ten courses of food on you.
Bella-Well...I accidentally...started a food fight.
Blair-BELLA!
Bella-I’m sorry!
Blair-You should be. you have one month’s detention.
Bella-What?!
Blair-You’re excused.
Bella-and I thought you were cool.
[Bella leaves]
[flashback ends]
scene-the house
Blair-I felt terrible!
Jo-That can’t be why you’re so mad.
Blair-No...There’s more.
[Tootie comes into the living room from the kitchen]
Tootie-Popcorns done! Too bad I missed part of the story!
Natalie-Sit down! Hey, I want some popcorn!
Tootie-Here.
Blair-and then...
[flashback starts]
scene-girls’ bathroom
[Blair walks in. She notices that it says on the wall ‘Ms. Warner is a stupid b i t c h!’. It was done with spray paint]
Blair-Oh my!
[Blair storms out and goes to her office. She gets on her enter com to Ms. Kindley]
Blair-Ms. Kindley, send Bella Thomas in here!
MK-Right away, Ms. Warner.
Blair-Thank you.
MK-Of course!
[After awhile, Bella comes in]
Bella-Now what?
Blair-I saw your little mark in the girls’ bathroom!
Bella-I didn’t do that!
Blair-What?
Bella-You know.
Blair-but, how did you?
Bella-I went in there!
Blair-I know it was you!
Bella-How?!
Blair-It’s your handwriting!
[Bella runs out of the room]
Blair(on enter com)-Ms. Kindley, get her back here!
MK-Right away!
[Ms. Kindley brings Bella in her office]
MK-Found her getting into her locker.
Blair-Thank you...You can leave now.
MK-Right away.
Bella-You’re not going anywhere!
Blair-You can’t tell her or me what to do!
[Bella takes something out of her jacket. It’s a gun!]
Blair-Bella...put the gun down!
to be continued...
Episode 3
‘Blair’s Situation’ (1)
scene-the house
[Natalie and Tootie are playing poker. Jo is reading ‘sports illustrated’ and Beverly Anne is watering plants. Blair walks in madly]
Jo-What’s wrong, Blair?
Blair-I’m getting sick of Eastland!
Natalie-What? Why?!
Blair-I just can’t handle it!
Jo-What happened? You seem a little jittery.
Blair-Well, it’s too hard to explain!
BeverlyAnne-Tell us...we don’t have lives, we have time.
Blair-Okay.
Tootie-Hold on, let me make popcorn!
Natalie-Sit down, Tootie!
Blair-Okay, it all happened this morning...
[flashback begins]
scene-Blair’s office
[Blair is doing paperwork. Ms. Kindley gets on Blair’s enter com]
MK-Ms. Warner...I have Bella out here. She got in trouble...again!
Blair-Okay, bring her in.[Bella Thomas walks in]
Bella-Hi, Ms. Warner.
Blair-What did you do, Bella? It looks like you have ten courses of food on you.
Bella-Well...I accidentally...started a food fight.
Blair-BELLA!
Bella-I’m sorry!
Blair-You should be. you have one month’s detention.
Bella-What?!
Blair-You’re excused.
Bella-and I thought you were cool.
[Bella leaves]
[flashback ends]
scene-the house
Blair-I felt terrible!
Jo-That can’t be why you’re so mad.
Blair-No...There’s more.
[Tootie comes into the living room from the kitchen]
Tootie-Popcorns done! Too bad I missed part of the story!
Natalie-Sit down! Hey, I want some popcorn!
Tootie-Here.
Blair-and then...
[flashback starts]
scene-girls’ bathroom
[Blair walks in. She notices that it says on the wall ‘Ms. Warner is a stupid b i t c h!’. It was done with spray paint]
Blair-Oh my!
[Blair storms out and goes to her office. She gets on her enter com to Ms. Kindley]
Blair-Ms. Kindley, send Bella Thomas in here!
MK-Right away, Ms. Warner.
Blair-Thank you.
MK-Of course!
[After awhile, Bella comes in]
Bella-Now what?
Blair-I saw your little mark in the girls’ bathroom!
Bella-I didn’t do that!
Blair-What?
Bella-You know.
Blair-but, how did you?
Bella-I went in there!
Blair-I know it was you!
Bella-How?!
Blair-It’s your handwriting!
[Bella runs out of the room]
Blair(on enter com)-Ms. Kindley, get her back here!
MK-Right away!
[Ms. Kindley brings Bella in her office]
MK-Found her getting into her locker.
Blair-Thank you...You can leave now.
MK-Right away.
Bella-You’re not going anywhere!
Blair-You can’t tell her or me what to do!
[Bella takes something out of her jacket. It’s a gun!]
Blair-Bella...put the gun down!
to be continued...