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11-01-2001, 11:52 AM
"Life & Facts"
episode 2
'Secret's Out'
scene-over our heads
[Andy is at the register. Pippa walks in]
Pippa-Hey, Andy.
Andy-Hey.
Pippa-I've got a question.
Andy-Shoot.
Pippa-Why have you been so mean to me the past few months?
Andy-What do you mean?You’re stupid.
Pippa-See!
Andy-Sorry! I always act like this!
Pippa-No you don’t!
[Pippa goes to ‘the house’]
Jo-Hi, Pippa.
Pippa-What?!
Jo-Sorry!
Pippa-I hate that word!
Jo-Why? Sorry’s a good thing.
Pippa-Because Andy said it!
Jo-Oh…I understand it all now.
Pippa-Shut up!
[Pippa goes to the kitchen. Jo goes to over our heads]
Jo-Andy, what’s going on with you and Pippa?
Andy-She thinks I’ve been mean to her.
Jo-Well…you have been. Why?
Andy-I guess you’ll keep a secret.
Jo-Yeah!
Andy-Well, for awhile…NOT LONG…I’ve had a crush on Pippa.
Jo-OH! How cute!
Andy-Stop it!
Jo-Why don’t you tell her?
Andy-Because she’s leaving.
Jo-Yeah, true…you’d be heartbroken.
Andy-I would not!
[Tootie walks in]
Tootie-You would not what?
Jo-Andy has a wild crush on Pippa.
Andy-Shut up!
Tootie-Oh! How cute!
Jo-That’s what I said!
Andy-SHUT UP!
Tootie-Okay,okay…Jo, have you seen Blair?
Jo-She’s at Eastland.
Tootie-Darn! What about Nat?
Jo-She’s working.
Tootie-Dang it! I have no one to talk to!
Jo-You’ve got me.
Tootie-But you’re talking to Andy right now!
[Tootie stomps off]
scene-the house
one day later
[Tootie is on the couch. Natalie walks in]
Nat-Hi, Tootie.
Tootie-Hi, Natalie.
Nat-How’s Andy?
Tootie-He’s okay…He’s feeling terrible because we all know, and Pippa still doesn’t.
Nat-We should tell her.
Tootie-No.
Nat-Yeah.
Tootie-Okay…Pippa!
[Pippa comes down the stairs]
Pippa-Yeah?
Nat-We’ve got news for you!
Pippa-What?
Tootie-What would you say if we told you that Andy has a crush on you?
Pippa-I’d tell you that you must have a mental problem.
Nat-Andy has a crush on you!
Pippa-You’ve got a mental problem.
Tootie-We’re serious.
Pippa-Really?
TootieandNatalie-Really.
Pippa-I’m gonna go find him.
[They all go into over our heads. Jo is at the register]
Jo-Finally…I’ve gotta get home.
Tootie-Bye.
Natalie-Bye.
[Jo leaves. Andy walks in]
Andy-Hi, everyone.
Pippa-Andy…I know.
Andy-That’s good. Hey girls, Pippa knows something.
Pippa-I know that you like me.
Andy(looks at Tootie and Natalie)-How?!
Pippa-I like you too.
Andy-Really?
TootieandNatalie-Really.
Andy-Wanna go on a date?
Pippa-Sure.
Tootie-Why don’t you go now? Go see a movie.
Pippa-Sure!
[Pippa and Andy leaves. Right when there are out the door, Andy kisses Pippa]
Natalie-We are cupids.
Tootie-Right on.
[Blair comes in after seeing the two kiss]
Blair-What happened?
Tootie-Well…Andy was treating Pippa bad, but come to find out he has a crush…
Blair-Okay…You can stop. Natalie, what happened?
Natalie-I can’t explain it any better than her.
Blair-Let’s go to the living room.
[They go to the living room]
the end
episode 2
'Secret's Out'
scene-over our heads
[Andy is at the register. Pippa walks in]
Pippa-Hey, Andy.
Andy-Hey.
Pippa-I've got a question.
Andy-Shoot.
Pippa-Why have you been so mean to me the past few months?
Andy-What do you mean?You’re stupid.
Pippa-See!
Andy-Sorry! I always act like this!
Pippa-No you don’t!
[Pippa goes to ‘the house’]
Jo-Hi, Pippa.
Pippa-What?!
Jo-Sorry!
Pippa-I hate that word!
Jo-Why? Sorry’s a good thing.
Pippa-Because Andy said it!
Jo-Oh…I understand it all now.
Pippa-Shut up!
[Pippa goes to the kitchen. Jo goes to over our heads]
Jo-Andy, what’s going on with you and Pippa?
Andy-She thinks I’ve been mean to her.
Jo-Well…you have been. Why?
Andy-I guess you’ll keep a secret.
Jo-Yeah!
Andy-Well, for awhile…NOT LONG…I’ve had a crush on Pippa.
Jo-OH! How cute!
Andy-Stop it!
Jo-Why don’t you tell her?
Andy-Because she’s leaving.
Jo-Yeah, true…you’d be heartbroken.
Andy-I would not!
[Tootie walks in]
Tootie-You would not what?
Jo-Andy has a wild crush on Pippa.
Andy-Shut up!
Tootie-Oh! How cute!
Jo-That’s what I said!
Andy-SHUT UP!
Tootie-Okay,okay…Jo, have you seen Blair?
Jo-She’s at Eastland.
Tootie-Darn! What about Nat?
Jo-She’s working.
Tootie-Dang it! I have no one to talk to!
Jo-You’ve got me.
Tootie-But you’re talking to Andy right now!
[Tootie stomps off]
scene-the house
one day later
[Tootie is on the couch. Natalie walks in]
Nat-Hi, Tootie.
Tootie-Hi, Natalie.
Nat-How’s Andy?
Tootie-He’s okay…He’s feeling terrible because we all know, and Pippa still doesn’t.
Nat-We should tell her.
Tootie-No.
Nat-Yeah.
Tootie-Okay…Pippa!
[Pippa comes down the stairs]
Pippa-Yeah?
Nat-We’ve got news for you!
Pippa-What?
Tootie-What would you say if we told you that Andy has a crush on you?
Pippa-I’d tell you that you must have a mental problem.
Nat-Andy has a crush on you!
Pippa-You’ve got a mental problem.
Tootie-We’re serious.
Pippa-Really?
TootieandNatalie-Really.
Pippa-I’m gonna go find him.
[They all go into over our heads. Jo is at the register]
Jo-Finally…I’ve gotta get home.
Tootie-Bye.
Natalie-Bye.
[Jo leaves. Andy walks in]
Andy-Hi, everyone.
Pippa-Andy…I know.
Andy-That’s good. Hey girls, Pippa knows something.
Pippa-I know that you like me.
Andy(looks at Tootie and Natalie)-How?!
Pippa-I like you too.
Andy-Really?
TootieandNatalie-Really.
Andy-Wanna go on a date?
Pippa-Sure.
Tootie-Why don’t you go now? Go see a movie.
Pippa-Sure!
[Pippa and Andy leaves. Right when there are out the door, Andy kisses Pippa]
Natalie-We are cupids.
Tootie-Right on.
[Blair comes in after seeing the two kiss]
Blair-What happened?
Tootie-Well…Andy was treating Pippa bad, but come to find out he has a crush…
Blair-Okay…You can stop. Natalie, what happened?
Natalie-I can’t explain it any better than her.
Blair-Let’s go to the living room.
[They go to the living room]
the end