OK...I'm not too good at FOL fanfics...but here goes...

The Boy is Mine
A Season 3 Episode

Blair entered with a big smile on her face. Mrs. Garrett knew what Blair was feeling. It was the feeling of love. Blair had gone out with lots of guys in her life, but to Mrs. Garrett, it looked as if this one was very special.

Blair: I love being me!
Mrs. G: I could have told ya that! So...what's he like?
Blair: How'd you know i met a guy?
Mrs. G: Blair, after these years dealing with you, believe me, i know!
Blair: He was soooo wonderful!
Mrs G: [sighs]That's what you said about the last one! OK...what's he like?
Blair: He's smart, funny, caring....
Mrs.G: Oh thats wonderful! When will i get to meet him?
Blair: Oh yes! Tomorrow!
Mrs. G: Great! I hope he likes cookies!
Blair: Oh, he will!!!!
Mrs. G: So, what's his name?
Blair: [sighs]Ryan. Ryan Walker.

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It was about 7:00. Natalie was finishing up studying, when Jo walked in, happier than Natalie had ever seen her before.

Nat: Hey! Someone looks happy!
Jo: Nat! I feel so amazing! I never felt this way before!
Nat: Oh wow..does this mean you're...
Jo: Yeah! I'm in love!
Nat: Go Jo! Tell me about Mr. Right!
Jo: He's sweet, fun-loving, energetic, kind...everything i want!
Nat: I'm so happy for you! I wish I had a guy like that for me......
Jo: Don't worry! It'll come in time!
Nat: Lets hope that's a SHORT time!
Jo: Oh my god...this guy...he's not like all the other guys..I trust him! I don't think he'd want anyone but me!
Nat: [laughs]Boy! Does he have some strange taste!
Jo:[insulted]What's that supposed to mean?????
Nat: uhhh nothing nothing! So..what's the guy's name?
Jo: Isn't this a great name...Ryan Walker!
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Mrs. Garrett and Natalie were sitting in the kitchen talking. Tootie came in and saw them, and of course, wanted to hear the latest gossip in Eastland.

Nat: Jo's goy a boyfriend!
Mrs. G: Blair does too!
Tootie: They do?
Mrs. G: Hey, maybe they can double date!
Nat: Yeah! Jo tells me her guy is really great!
Mrs. G: According to Blair, her guy is really great too!
Tootie: Really really?
Mrs. G: Blair tells me we'll get to see him tomorrow!
Nat: Thats great! I wonder when we're gonna get to see Jo's....
Tootie: We will we will? So...what are their names?
Mrs. G and Nat: Ryan Walker! [they both gasp]
Tootie: Oh my......
Nat: Now what are we gonna do? Blair and Jo are dating the same guy!
Tootie: Maybe it won't be a problem!
Nat: Well of course it's a problem!
Mrs. G: Maybe we just shouldn't say anything! Especially you, Tootie!
Tootie: I'll try! But once this mouth starts, I'm warning you, it doesn't stop!
Mrs. G and Nat: Tootie!
Tootie: Oooo we are in trouble!!!!

how was it and should i continue?

Good! make jo get the guy! that never happens! lol jk jk! more please!

YES CONTINUE!!Whoa this is a day in history.....Jo and Blair both like the SAME guy!Sounds like a good beginning!PLEASE put A LOT of Mrs.G in it!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Estelle:You're lucky I'm a lady, or I'd knock your teeth out!
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important!
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you have to admit, you CAN'T ARGUE WITH MRS.GARRETT!!

that is good! can't wait for more!

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~$^*Amber*^$~
any one who hates me is a big itch!

Jo: Heres to all that wish me well and all the rest can go to.....Jersy

Jo: You mean 50/50 ah 50/50 50?
Blair: Good Jo we'll let you do the books

Andy: Common Mrs. Garett throw us a song
Mrs. G: Born in the U.S.S.R.

Tootie: (talkng on and on)
Nat: (thinking)One of these days I'm gonna nail her mouth to the floor and she'll still be talking ther toungh will be nail to the floor but her lips will be moveing and(relizes everyone is looking at her) I was thinking

Blanch:You know, Tootie was always my favorite on the facts of life -The Golden Girls

The Facts of Life is the best tv show in all the land

Here's a little more.....
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The next morning, Mrs. Garrett, Blair, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie were sitting down eating breakfast. Mrs. Garrett warned Natalie and Tootie, ESPECIALLY Tootie, not to say anything about Blair and Jo's boyfriend....

Nat: So...did you guys have any tests? I had a history test...it was really hard!
Tootie: I had a math test....uhhh yeah math! 1+1=2!!!
Blair: Which reminds me....
Mrs. G: Oh no.....
Blair: Natalie, Tootie, Jo...this may be hard to believe...but...I'm in love!
Jo: Yeah! That is hard to believe!! Who in the world would fall in love with you?
Blair: [insulted]Well, no one would fall in love with you either!
Tootie: You're wrong about that! Ooooooops...

At that point, Mrs. Garrett and Natalie knew the truth would come out. This was Tootie...she could never keep a secret.

Jo: Tootie's right! I have a boyfriend too!
Blair: Oh boy...considering he likes YOU...I'm afraid to see what the poor soul looks like!
Jo: Go stuff yourself with dollar bills!
[they start arguing]
Mrs. G: GIRLS! GIRLS! Jo and Blair...you didn't even meet each other's boyfriends yet!
Tootie: Or DID they?
Nat: Oh boy....
Blair: Well you will ALL get to meet my boyfriend! He's coming over to study for our quiz tomorrow...
Jo: Oh i CAN'T wait!!!!!

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Blair and Ryan were studying in the lounge. Natalie and Tootie knew that when Jo came, trouble would start. So, they watched Blair and Ryan from behind the couch and watched for Jo, so they could stall her and prevent her from going in.

Blair: OK Ryan....where do you think we should start first?
Ryan: How bout science?
Blair: Alright...how bout the process of photosynthesis....
Ryan: OR..the natural habits of the modern teen! [they start kissing]

*~*FROM BEHIND THE COUCH~*~*
Tootie: Ooo the good stuff is starting!
Nat: Oh no! Now the bad stuff is starting!
Tootie: What do you mean?
Nat: JO! Jo is coming!
Tootie: Oh no!!!!!!

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As Jo came into the cafeteria, Tootie and Natalie had to find all the possible ways to keep her out of the lounge, and see Blair and Ryan kissing. But Jo, not knowing it was Ryan, was eager to see Blair's boyfriend.

Tootie: Hi Jo!
Nat: How ya doin?
Jo: Hey guys...is Blair's boyfriend here?
Tootie and Nat: Umm...
[Mrs. G comes in with a plate of cookies]
Mrs. G: Oh BLAIR! R..[sees Jo]Rrrready for some cookies, girls?
Tootie: Oh thanks Mrs. Garrett!
Jo: I...I'll pass...hey is Blair's boyfriend here?
Mrs. G: NO!
Jo: He's not?
Nat: Uh...no...no he's not!
Jo: Well where is he?
Tootie: He uh....had to...go buy some milk!
Jo: MILK????
Tootie: Yeah! You can't have cookies without milk!
Mrs. G: Yes! Yes thats it!
Jo: Oh...ok...then i guess he should be back soon!
[laughing is heard from the lounge]
Ryan: Oh Blair! Working with you is sooo much fun!!!!!
Jo: HEY! Her boyfriend IS here!!!!!
Nat: Hey well what do ya know? He came through the window!
Mrs. G: Jo, please don't go in there!
Jo: Why not?
Mrs. G: Uhhh...i just cleaned the lounge! And 2 people messing it up is bad...but 3 would be worse!
Jo: I won't mess it up!
Mrs. G: You don't PLAN messing things up do you?
Jo: Of course not now let me go into the lounge and see this guy and let me make fun of him for liking Blair! [she runs into the lounge]
Mrs. G: No no no JO!!!!
Jo: [from lounge]RYAN????? What the hell are you doing here?
Tootie: Too late!!!![they run into the lounge]

OK this could get ugly...should i continue?




[This message has been edited by Sitcomsgrl89 (edited 10-23-2001).]

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
[should i continue?


[This message has been edited by Sitcomsgrl89 (edited 10-23-2001).][/B]

yes of course u should continue!!! next time dont even bother to ask...just post more!!!

You may continue http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif this is really good!

btw, I love the title have you hered the song by Monica and Brandy? It is a good song!

[This message has been edited by fol and gi rock (edited 10-23-2001).]

Yup, i know the song by Brandy and Monica! Thats where i got the title from! They're gonna start talking the lyrics soon...you need to give it up...had about enough...ne ways thanks 4 the replys!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:
Yup, i know the song by Brandy and Monica! Thats where i got the title from! They're gonna start talking the lyrics soon...you need to give it up...had about enough...ne ways thanks 4 the replys!

Ah kewl ah kewl I'm so exited!!!!! Oooohhhhh You got me hooked now! I can't wait!

This is great...keep it up!

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~Lauren~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

I love it!!!!! I cant wait to see what Jo does http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jo was shocked. Blair was shocked. "How could this have happened?" they wondered. Ryan, on the other hand, was afraid, because he could lose BOTH Jo and Blair right here. Mrs. Garrett was standing by, with advice ready for both Blair and Jo.

Jo: Alright! What's this about?
Ryan: Jo I can explain......
Blair: Wait a minute! Why do you care Jo? YOU'RE STEALING MY MAN!
Tootie: Run that by me again.....
Blair: Ryan would never do that to me! Would you? He's one of the most honest people i know!
Jo: He's one of the most honest people i know too! And that's why YOU are stealing him from ME!
Mrs. G: So in other words.....
Nat: I'm confused....
Blair: Poor Ryan! You want him, but he sure doesn't want you!
Jo: Same to you!!!!
[they start yelling]
Mrs. G: GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!!
[while they are arguing, Ryan manages to sneak out]
Tootie: HEY! HEY!
Nat: He's leaving!
[obviously, they can't hear Natalie and Tootie, so Nat and Tootie try running after Ryan]
Jo: Blair! I can't stand these things you do! This is the lowest thing you've ever done!
Blair: Me???? This is the lowest thing YOU'VE ever done!
Mrs. G: Hold on hold on....i have chicken in the oven...BURNING! I need to give you my advice so HOLD ON!
[she goes into the kitchen]
Jo and Blair: Ooooo!!!! [they leave the room separate ways]

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Mrs. Garrett, Jo, Tootie and Natalie were talking in the bedroom. After awhile, Jo and Blair cooled down. They didn't see Ryan for the rest of the day. Tootie and Natalie couldn't catch up with him either. But, they were still mad at each other. And the two of them wanted to get even with each other.......

[Blair walks in]
Jo: Why HELLO Blair! How nice to see you!
Blair: Hello JO! It's just umm...GREAT to see you too!
Nat: Hey well at least they're SPEAKING!
Tootie: We're making progress!
Blair: Mrs. Garrett, did you iron that new dress Daddy gave me from England?
Mrs. G: Yes dear, it's right there on your bed...
Blair: Oh! Thanks so much!
Jo: You know, I'm thirsty..i think...i'll go downstairs and get a drink! [she leaves]
Nat: Wow Blair...that sure is a nice dress!
Tootie: Yeah! What's the occasion?
Blair: I'm going out with Ryan of course!
Tootie: Really????
Blair: Well....he doesn't actually know we're going out today...I'm gonna surprise him!
Mrs. G: Blair....what about Jo?
Blair: Jo? Jo who?
[Jo walks in with a glass of fruit punch]
Nat: And look! Here she is now!
Jo: WOW Blair....that is a really, really nice dress!
Blair: You think so?
Jo: Yeah! [she walks over to Blair's bed to take a look]Oh wow...its so soft! And what nice designs it has!
Mrs. G: Isn't it lovely?
Jo: It's gorgeous! Now, wouldn't it be a SHAME if something just happened to wreck it?
Blair: Uhhh like what....
Jo: Like umm....[Jo then "accidently" spills her fruit punch all over Blair's dress]Oops....
Blair: JO!!!!!
Jo: [sarcastic]Oh...oh...I am SORRY! Did i ruin it?
Blair: YES! That stain will take days to come out!
Jo: Oh good, good! I mean...awful! Just plain awful!
Blair: This is an expensive dress here! Now look what you did to it!
[they start yelling]
Mrs. G: QUIET! Now.....i HOPE Jo didn't do that on purpose....
Nat: Oh come on!
Jo: Watch it Nat!!!
Mrs. G: Now I am SICK of this fighting over a boy....now calm down!
Blair and Jo: [sarcastic]Alright!

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After the "fruit punch on dress" incident, Blair was furious. She was gonna get back at Jo if it was the last thing she did. She thought of a perfect plan....

Ok i'll stop here for now....Blair is going to get back at Jo...

This is great...post more ASAP!!!!

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~Lauren~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

Post more...this is great!

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~Lauren~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

Ya know, I really can't into Eastland stories unless there good......and urs is really good so post more ASAP!!!!!!!!

k...this is good...so it would be really good if you would...POST MORE NOW!!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
*************************
my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
*************************
I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
*************************
I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
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IM me using piggy2111
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
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Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
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The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!:)

Sorry i didn't post in 3 days....I'll post more soon! Something was wrong with my computer!

That is fine as long as you finish it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Jo came into through the kitchen, very angry. Mrs. Garrett knew Blair did something to her, but she just didn't know what....

Mrs. G: Jo! What's wrong?
Jo: My motorcycle is missing!
Mrs. G: What???
Jo: I parked it out front! And it's gone!
[Blair enters]
Blair: What's all the noise about?
Mrs. G: Someone stole Jo's motorcycle!
Jo: Yeah! And i just had a new paint job done on it!
Blair: You...did?
Mrs. G: What do you mean...oh no....
Jo: I have a feeling you had something to do with this....
Blair: [sarcatic]Oh i'm SORRY! It was an "accident!"
Mrs. G: What happened????
Blair: Well...with the new paint job...i had NO IDEA it was Jo's motorcycle! And it was parked in a no parking zone....and it was towed away!
Jo: I doubt that!
[the phone rings]
Mrs. G: I have to get that! And i am DISGUSTED with the two of you![exits]
Jo: Ok...now that Mrs. G is gone..what REALLY happened?
Blair: Well i HAD to get back at you...so i called a tow truck...and they took it away!
Jo: BLAIR!!!! How could you?
Blair: How could YOU wreck my dress?
[they again, start screaming]

Scene-An Ice Cream Shop
Natalie and Tootie had a hard day of homework. They needed a break, so they decided to go get some ice cream. But they weren't expecting to see someone there...

Tootie: Boy Nat! Ice cream sure is a good way to calm down after a lot of stress!
Nat: It sure is! Hey...who's that guy at that table...with that girl?
[Tootie and Natalie gasp]
Tootie: It's Ryan!
Nat: With another girl!
[they creep up at a nearby table and spy on him and the girl]
Girl: Oh Ryan! You're so wonderful! You're sugar and spice and everything nice with a cherry on top!
Ryan: I know, i know!
Tootie: How conceited! [they continue listening]
Ryan: This ice cream is sweet...sweet like you!
Girl: Oh Ryan! [they start kissing]
Nat: That creep! What's with this guy???????
Tootie: I know! Are we gonna tell Blair and Jo?
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more later!

This is GREAT!! Keep going...I can't wait to see how Jo and Blair will take the news!

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~~~Erin~~~
Me e-mail adress r
~Lilpuk991@aol.com~
or
~PenquinOnIce17@aol.com~
"Would if I could but I can't so I won't"

That is so good post more soon!

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Blair and Jo were now completely sick of each other. They tried talking things out, but they would still start yelling and arguing. Mrs. Garrett had no idea what to do either. And now that Tootie and Natalie saw Ryan with ANOTHER girl...they knew things would get worse.

Jo: Blair! You need to give it up!
Blair: I've had about enough!
Jo: It's not hard to see...
Blair and Jo: The boy is mine!
Jo: I'm sorry that you...seem to be confused!
Blair: He belongs to me...
Blair and Jo: The boy is mine!
Blair: I think it's time we got this straight. Lets sit and talk face to face. There is no way he could mistake him for your man-are you insane
Jo: See, i know that you may be just a bit jealous of me. But you're blind if you can't see that his love is all in me.

[they yell and scream]
Blair: You see i tried to hesitate, i didn't wanna say what he told me. He said without me he couldn't make it through the day...ain't that a shame?
Jo: Maybe you misunderstood! Cuz i can't see how he could wanna change something that's so good. Because all my love was all it took.
Jo: Must you do the things you do? keep on acting like a fool. You need to know its me not you. And if you didn't know it, Blair its true!
Blair: I think that you should realize and try to understand why he is part of my life. I KNOW it's killing you inside!
Jo: You can say what you wanna say! What we have you can't take! From the truth you can't escape. I can tell the real from the fake!
Blair: When will you get the picture? You're the past, I'm the future! Get away its MY time to shine. And if you didn't know...
Jo and Blair: THE BOY IS MINE!
[they yell again]

Jo: You can't destroy this love I've found!
Blair: You're silly games i won't allow!
Jo: The boy is MINE without a doubt...
Blair: You might as well throw in the towel!
Jo: What makes you think that he wants you? I'm the one that brought him too...
Blair: This special place in my heart! Cause he was my love from the start!
[they almost start yelling again, but Natalie and Tootie come in]

Nat: GUYS!
Blair and Jo: WHAT?????
Tootie: Ryan's cheating...on BOTH of you!
Jo: SURE!
Nat: What do you mean "sure"? It's true! And not too many things that come out of Tootie's mouth are true but this is!
Blair: Ryan loves ME! And he would never cheat on me!
Jo: WRONG...he loves ME and he would never cheat on ME!
Tootie: Oh boy here we go again! OK do you two understand me? RYAN IS A CREEP! [spells]C-R-E-E-P!
Jo: I don't believe a word you two are saying!
Blair: Neither do I!
Nat: Ugh....

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The next day, in English class, Blair and Jo sat in desks on opposite sides of the room. Ryan came in. Their teacher wasn't in yet. All the seats by Jo were taken. But Blair saved Ryan a very special seat next to her...

Blair: Oh RYAN!
Ryan: Blair!
Jo: [mocking Blair]OHHHH RYAN OHHH RYAN!
Ryan: Hi Jo!!!!
Jo: Hey SWEETHEART!
[Jo and Blair exchange dirty looks]
Blair: So Ryan, Tootie and Natalie say they saw you with another girl....
Ryan: Umm...when?
Blair: Yesterday! At the ice cream shop!
Ryan: OH! Her! She's just a friend...we were doing homework together!
Jo and Blair: HOMEWORK?
Ryan: Yeah!
Jo: Those little liars!
Blair: Oooo when i see Nat and Tootie I'm gonna......

I'll stop there....

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:

I'll stop there....

ummmmm...wrong, u will continue...NOW!!!!


[This message has been edited by FOL_lover (edited 10-29-2001).]

This is GREAT!! I love it!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
*************************
my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
*************************
I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
*************************
I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
*************************
IM me using piggy2111
*************************
Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
*************************
I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
*************************
Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
*************************
The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
*************************
-Lizzie Marie~!:)

I really like this you have to post more!