Sitcomwriter
10-06-2001, 10:17 PM
"Telling Mr.Bonner"
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(The Coffeehouse)
Pippa:Jo I can't believe your pregnant
Blair:I can't etheir.I thought I was pregnant
Tootie:You do get around
Blair:I didn't mean to sleep with your fiancee.It was dark and so was he
Jo:Don't you have to get to work
Blair:Don't you?
Jo:Well I'm talling Rick today
Bailey:How will he take it?
Jo:Great
Blair:Hes cheating on you
Jo:Blair Rick is not cheating on me
Blair:Its just that Tootie's fiancee cheating on her
Jo:Yes with you
Blair:It was dark and I was hammered
Jo:So thats where the nailing part came in?
(Jo and Rick's apartment)
Jo:Honey how was work?
Rick:I was fired
Jo:Honey you work on The Today Show
Rick:I pinched Al Roker
Jo:Ow
Rick:It hurt
Jo:No I mean Al Roker you do know hes fat right?
Rick:So whats the big news?
Jo:I'm pregnant
Rick:What?
THE END
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(The Coffeehouse)
Pippa:Jo I can't believe your pregnant
Blair:I can't etheir.I thought I was pregnant
Tootie:You do get around
Blair:I didn't mean to sleep with your fiancee.It was dark and so was he
Jo:Don't you have to get to work
Blair:Don't you?
Jo:Well I'm talling Rick today
Bailey:How will he take it?
Jo:Great
Blair:Hes cheating on you
Jo:Blair Rick is not cheating on me
Blair:Its just that Tootie's fiancee cheating on her
Jo:Yes with you
Blair:It was dark and I was hammered
Jo:So thats where the nailing part came in?
(Jo and Rick's apartment)
Jo:Honey how was work?
Rick:I was fired
Jo:Honey you work on The Today Show
Rick:I pinched Al Roker
Jo:Ow
Rick:It hurt
Jo:No I mean Al Roker you do know hes fat right?
Rick:So whats the big news?
Jo:I'm pregnant
Rick:What?
THE END