sitcomsrule
09-02-2001, 07:31 PM
this is the pilot episode for "Life & Facts". if you like this spin-off, i'll write a full season.
"Life & Facts"
(pilot)
At the girls house
Jo is sitting in on the couch. So is Blair. Natalie and Tootie are playing a game of cards a the table, and Andy is reading a comic, sitting on the chair.
Pippa walks through the door.
pippa-Hi everyone. I've got news.
Blair-Great!
pippa-I didnt say GOOD news.
Jo-Is it bad news.
pippa-Well, i see it as bad news. I'm going back to Australia in January.
Andy-I dont see it as bad news.
pippa-Well no one asked for your opinion.
Natalie-That's terrible. Hate to hear that your going to leave.
Andy-I dont.
Nat-Andy.
Andy-Yeah, Natatlie?
Nat-Shut up.
Andy slumps down in the chair.
Tootie-why do you have to leave.
pippa-Because in January, my year is up.
Jo-But you'll still be here for new year's eve.
pippa-of course. i wouldnt miss that for anything.
Blair-So, what day do you have to leave?
pippa-the 20th of January.
Jo-Well, we all know it won't be the same around her when your gone.
Andy(smiling)-Yeah. Quietness.
Natalie-andy, your not the least bit sad that she's leaving?
Andy-nope.(smiles)
Tootie-Well, i know you dont mean that.
Blair-you still have time to do things here before you leave. It's only November. So you have two months to say bye to everyone, to have fun with friends...
Andy-What friends?
Blair-Dont interupt someone of my hight standards.
pippa-Andy's right. Nobody will miss me here.
Natalie-No look what you did, andy. SMOOTH!
Andy-pippa, i didnt mean to make you feel bad..
Natalie(doing what andy did)-yes you did.
Andy-So i did. But i'll miss you. Seriously.
Pippa-Thanks you guys. i'll miss you too.
Tootie-I feel a group hug coming on.
All-No.
Tootie-Yes, yes, yes.
All-FINE.
They group hug.
*...THE END...*
"Life & Facts"
(pilot)
At the girls house
Jo is sitting in on the couch. So is Blair. Natalie and Tootie are playing a game of cards a the table, and Andy is reading a comic, sitting on the chair.
Pippa walks through the door.
pippa-Hi everyone. I've got news.
Blair-Great!
pippa-I didnt say GOOD news.
Jo-Is it bad news.
pippa-Well, i see it as bad news. I'm going back to Australia in January.
Andy-I dont see it as bad news.
pippa-Well no one asked for your opinion.
Natalie-That's terrible. Hate to hear that your going to leave.
Andy-I dont.
Nat-Andy.
Andy-Yeah, Natatlie?
Nat-Shut up.
Andy slumps down in the chair.
Tootie-why do you have to leave.
pippa-Because in January, my year is up.
Jo-But you'll still be here for new year's eve.
pippa-of course. i wouldnt miss that for anything.
Blair-So, what day do you have to leave?
pippa-the 20th of January.
Jo-Well, we all know it won't be the same around her when your gone.
Andy(smiling)-Yeah. Quietness.
Natalie-andy, your not the least bit sad that she's leaving?
Andy-nope.(smiles)
Tootie-Well, i know you dont mean that.
Blair-you still have time to do things here before you leave. It's only November. So you have two months to say bye to everyone, to have fun with friends...
Andy-What friends?
Blair-Dont interupt someone of my hight standards.
pippa-Andy's right. Nobody will miss me here.
Natalie-No look what you did, andy. SMOOTH!
Andy-pippa, i didnt mean to make you feel bad..
Natalie(doing what andy did)-yes you did.
Andy-So i did. But i'll miss you. Seriously.
Pippa-Thanks you guys. i'll miss you too.
Tootie-I feel a group hug coming on.
All-No.
Tootie-Yes, yes, yes.
All-FINE.
They group hug.
*...THE END...*