Sean Snow
09-01-2001, 01:06 PM
"Deathly Circumstances"
A [i[The Facts of Life[/i] Fan Fiction
Narrartor: It was 1992, Dorthy Ramsey was enrolled in London, and had dumped her love. Jo and Mrs. G had done the same. Natalie was tired of NY, and Blair had lost Eastland. It was a dead end for them......... But then they decided to get together for a reunion...
Scene: Five Phone Lines
Jo: You all can come to my apartment in New York City!
Mrs.G: That sounds wonderful!
Tootie: I can't wait to see America again!
Natalie: You can have it! I want some adventure!
Blair: Adventure?! That can ruin your hair!
Jo (Mockingly): And you can ruin the air with that mouth!
Tootie: It's been so long! Can't wait to see you guys!
Mrs.G: It'll be like old times!
Jo: I hope it will.....
Narrator: So Blair, Tootie, and Mrs. G came to New York City to where Jo and Nat lived.......
Scene: Outside of Apartment Building
Blair: So this is how the other half lives!
Mrs.G: Blair!
Tootie: I can't wait until we get to the theatre!
G: Don't you want to see everyone first?
Tootie: Well, I'll have plenty of time for that! I dropped out of school!
G: What?!
Tootie: Now I can find some work here!
Nat Walks To Them
Tootie: Nat!
G: Oh Natalie!
Blair: Oh brother!
Nat: I see Blair's the same!
G: She sure is!
Nat: Jo said to get you. Come on!
Scene: Jo's Apartment
All of Them Are Sitting Down
Jo: Guys, I have to tell y'all something......
Blair: You're illegetimate!
Jo: No......
Tootie: What? Are you a secret undercover drug busting cop that's being chased after?
Natalie: Tootie, stop being silly!
Jo: Nat......
Nat: What?
Jo: She's right!
G: What?!
Jo: I became a cop!
Blair: Oh, how noble, working with the little people!
Jo: At least I'm not a big one!
Blair: Are you calling me fat? I went on the Suzanne Somers Diet for this body!
G: Oh, Nat and Tootie, can you help me get my stuff from my car?
Nat: Sure!
Nat, Tootie, and Mrs. G Exit
Scene: By Car
Tootie: Blair's luggage is heavy!
Nat: But she sure isn't!
A Large Boom Is Heard
Mrs.G, Tootie, and Nat Look Up
Smoke Is Coming From the Apartment
Blair Runs To the Window
Blair: Mrs. Garett! Jo's dead, oh my god, Jo's dead!
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I'm gonna end there for now! What did you think?
A [i[The Facts of Life[/i] Fan Fiction
Narrartor: It was 1992, Dorthy Ramsey was enrolled in London, and had dumped her love. Jo and Mrs. G had done the same. Natalie was tired of NY, and Blair had lost Eastland. It was a dead end for them......... But then they decided to get together for a reunion...
Scene: Five Phone Lines
Jo: You all can come to my apartment in New York City!
Mrs.G: That sounds wonderful!
Tootie: I can't wait to see America again!
Natalie: You can have it! I want some adventure!
Blair: Adventure?! That can ruin your hair!
Jo (Mockingly): And you can ruin the air with that mouth!
Tootie: It's been so long! Can't wait to see you guys!
Mrs.G: It'll be like old times!
Jo: I hope it will.....
Narrator: So Blair, Tootie, and Mrs. G came to New York City to where Jo and Nat lived.......
Scene: Outside of Apartment Building
Blair: So this is how the other half lives!
Mrs.G: Blair!
Tootie: I can't wait until we get to the theatre!
G: Don't you want to see everyone first?
Tootie: Well, I'll have plenty of time for that! I dropped out of school!
G: What?!
Tootie: Now I can find some work here!
Nat Walks To Them
Tootie: Nat!
G: Oh Natalie!
Blair: Oh brother!
Nat: I see Blair's the same!
G: She sure is!
Nat: Jo said to get you. Come on!
Scene: Jo's Apartment
All of Them Are Sitting Down
Jo: Guys, I have to tell y'all something......
Blair: You're illegetimate!
Jo: No......
Tootie: What? Are you a secret undercover drug busting cop that's being chased after?
Natalie: Tootie, stop being silly!
Jo: Nat......
Nat: What?
Jo: She's right!
G: What?!
Jo: I became a cop!
Blair: Oh, how noble, working with the little people!
Jo: At least I'm not a big one!
Blair: Are you calling me fat? I went on the Suzanne Somers Diet for this body!
G: Oh, Nat and Tootie, can you help me get my stuff from my car?
Nat: Sure!
Nat, Tootie, and Mrs. G Exit
Scene: By Car
Tootie: Blair's luggage is heavy!
Nat: But she sure isn't!
A Large Boom Is Heard
Mrs.G, Tootie, and Nat Look Up
Smoke Is Coming From the Apartment
Blair Runs To the Window
Blair: Mrs. Garett! Jo's dead, oh my god, Jo's dead!
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I'm gonna end there for now! What did you think?