View Full Version : (Fan Fic) A TRIP!!! To The Middle Of Nowhere, NJ.


NancyJoJinny
07-07-2001, 04:06 PM
Ok... I do better when I can write about somethign I know about.... Including towns I live in... Which we have houses in 2... So here we go.

Season 3:

Blair: *comes into lounge all... sad* Guys, My world has ended!
Mrs G: Oh really? Mind telling me what your talking about?
Blair: Our class... Is takeing a trip... Too New Jersey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: *Comes in behind Blair* Its not that bad.
Blair: Were going too a town called Point Pleasant!
Jo: And we live in Peekskill right now... Whats your point???
Blair: Jo, I cant be seen in New Jersey, that is sooo... Un Warner like... I mean its OK for you, your a Polniaczek, your name means nothing...
Jo: Thanks Alot.
Blair: Your welcome... And...
Mrs G: Blair, dont complain, who knows you might have fun!
Blair: *glares at her*

***2 days later in LITTLE hotel room (Trust me... All this stuff Im writing about, is actually real places, real towns, and real... Everything else***

Blair: THIS IS TOO SMALL! And I have too share this room with you!
Jo: Its not like I volenteered too be your roomey, Farrah.
Blair: Its a perfectly good friday night! Ive been locked into a room by our shaperones, with Mr Goodwrench, and I SHOULD be on a date right now with a cute guy.
Jo: Good for you... *Looks out window, and sees the Tiki Bar... Which is right on the boardwalk next too two other bars* Interesting...
Blair: What? *Goes over too window and sees all the bars, and Jo gives her one of those smiles like she did when they snuck off too the chugalug* NO! NO WAY! Do you remember what Happened LAST TIME we tryed that!?!?!?
Jo: Oh come on... Nobody will find out... And besides, you said you wanted too go on a date, well im sure there are pleanty of guys in there just waiting...
Blair: Guys... Well... Ok fine, but remember, this was YOUR idea.


Please r+r... Otherwise ill get evil.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

BlairandJo
07-07-2001, 04:11 PM
I like it;o) so far so good http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif) post more soon.

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl.
-Good Girl.

Swimfan85
07-07-2001, 06:59 PM
awesome!! u might as well have written about my town cuz we dont even have bars-it is illeagle*sp* to sell alchohal in my town...sad and it is also the wettest dry town..said so on jay leno...they should have the next survivor in my town thats how boring it is~but back to the subject awesome fan fic!!!!!!!!!!!! please post more asap!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by hockeybabe528 (edited 07-07-2001).]

NancyJoJinny
07-07-2001, 07:43 PM
Oh Hockeybabe I pitty you!!!!!! I live, in this part of the state, across the street from a bar, and in the other part of the stae, 1/4 of a mile away from about 78 different ones. And around about 5467356437295 liquor stores... Nevermind.

Jo: *Goes over too door and picks lock while Blair perfects herself* Were free *Opens door* Come on, and be really quiet...
Blair: Wait! Does my hair look ok?
Jo: Yeah... Whataver, here *Gives her fake ID*
Blair: You keep extras?
Jo: They come in handy. *They left and snuck downstairs... The lobby was jussa bout as small as their room, when they got outside it was pretty warm, and the boardwalk was crowded by guys with red hair... *
Blair: Jo? Are you sure this is a good idea?
Jo: Yeah... Just dont get drunk... I dontfeel likle carrying you back up there.
Blair: *sarcastically* Why not?
Jo: Ok cut the sarcasm. Thank you. *They went into the Bar... Those werent the bast fake IDs.. But the security guard was really stupid. They went up to the bar... There was music blasing and this totally cool laser light thing.. It was more like a club than a bar*
Blair: Ill have a miller light please.
Jo: yeah, and Ill have a whiskey... Make that a double.
Blair: And you were afraid I would get drunk, what about you?
Jo: Oh Back off... Ill be fine.. Its only one drink... *mumbles so Blair cant hear* for now.........

Ill post more later... I have too go harass someone.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Swimfan85
07-07-2001, 07:50 PM
haha this is great! keep it going~ thanks for the pitty~ once u get into boston its not that bad but i mean i live like 1/2 outta the city, BUT LIKE I SAID BEFORE ITS AWESOME KEEP GOING!

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

BlairandJo
07-07-2001, 09:06 PM
MORE I NEED MORE;o)

------------------
Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl.
-Good Girl.

ill be good _ Cara
07-08-2001, 02:01 AM
Hahaha I'll explain Glassort,Pennsylvania to you:
all glassport is made up of is churches and bars what a mixure o and it is home of teen pregnacy lol but we dont have any hotels hehe this town is too poor..

pleeze go to my web site Im beggin
more info is in my signature




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NancyJoJinny
07-08-2001, 01:42 PM
***A LONG while later***

Blair: Jo! What time is it???
Jo: Uhmmm... Uh.. Itsss.. 3 AM.
Blair: Geez! How much did you drink???
Jo: Ehh... Uhmmm... wellllll... Uhh...
Blair: NEVERMIND! Lets just got out of here before they realize were gone!!!!!! *She pulled jo of the barstool and pretty much had too drag her out the door... Jo tripped on some old board*
Jo: Oww!
Blair: Oh for gods sake... *Pulls Jo up, and Jo leans on her very heavily* Nice move Jo.
Jo: Thhhanks. *Blair led her inside the hotel, but In the lobby there was Mrs G. 2 cops and their shaperone so she hid around the corner*
Shaperone: They dissapeered at about 10.
Mrs G: This is so unlike them. Well...
Cop #1: What do they look like?
Mrs G: Ones a Brunett, about this tall *Holds up hand a lil above her head* Green eyes. And the others a bleach blond with brown eyes, about 3 inches shorter than the brunette in heels and expensive looking clothes.
Blair: BLEACH BLOND!!!!! *Runs up too them* I am NOT a bleach blond!!! And you forgot the little green and gold flecks in my eyes!!!!!!
Mrs G: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?!?!
Blair: Oops....
Shaperone: Wheres Jo?
Blair: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Jo: *stumbles around corner* Im hhhhhere...
Mrs G: Jo!!! Are you drunk?
Jo: Ummm... Yes?
Cop #2: Well.. Isnt this interesting...

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Swimfan85
07-08-2001, 02:51 PM
oooo awesome!!! keep going!!!!!!!!!!

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Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
http://www.gilmoregirls.org/images/other/9.jpg

***~~!!kATie!!~~***

BlairandJo
07-08-2001, 03:06 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I Need more.Please post more soon;o)

------------------
Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl.
-Good Girl.

Kari Ingrid
08-16-2001, 03:53 PM
It's good keep going

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
08-16-2001, 07:09 PM
is this fan fic gonna get finished? it's good!!!!!