JT
08-15-2001, 06:50 PM
"The Facts are New"
Episode:1-1 The Facts of Being Back
Season:One 2001-02
Scene:The House:
(voiceover)
This is the house.This is the house that was "The Facts of Life".The house where teenagers were welcome to stay and watch what happened to Natalie,Blair,Jo and Tootie.Their stories have changed but they haven't.And they are all back.
Jo:Thanks Mrs.G for letting us come back.I should have known I wasn't cut out for being a law student.
Mrs.G:I think you saying 'Forget the legal system' had something to do with it.
(David runs in with Laura)
Laura:Mom!Mom! There was this guy who said that there was a house that was only $900 for sale!
Jo:What!?Oh my god!(runs out)
Mrs.G:But Jo.......(Finds out she is talking to herself)
(Someone knocks on the Edibles door)
Mrs.G:I wonder who that can be.
Scene:Edibles:
Mrs.G:Natalie!!!!
Nat:Mrs.Garret!!!!
Mrs.G:Snake!!!!
Snake:Mrs.Garret!!!!
Nat:We bought the house down the street!
Mrs.G:Jo's here!
Nat:For real?
Mrs.G:Yeah!She is trying to get her hands on a house down the street too.
Nat:Well let me introduce you to my girls!Here is Mary Ann.
MaryAnn:Good Evening I've heard a LOT about you.
Mrs.G:Thank you.
Nat:Ginger.
Ginger:Hello ma'am.
Nat:And Lovey.
Lovey:Hi Mrs.G....um hey ma where is the bathroom?
Nat:Lovey!I'll bring you!
Mrs.G:Snake, I made some strudel.It's in the refrigerator!
Snake:It's good to be home!(hugs Mrs.G)You girls will LOVE this strudel!(they walk off)
Beverly Ann:Edna Did Tootie come ye---
Edna:Tootie?
Bev:I might as well tell you.Tootie called.She said her and Jeff are coming here.I said that they can stay here as long as they can!
Edna:Oh no!Jo and Natalie are here.
(Blair comes in)
Blair:Blair's here!
Bev:Oh and I forgot Blair called too...
COMMERCIAL
Scene:Kitchen:
Nat:I think we should be going home now.
Edna:It's only 4 AM!
Nat:OK!Just let me get something out of the car.
Jo:How about I get another quiche?
John:Ah-umm
Jo:And a French bread loaf.
(both come back in)
(Nat has Nancy with her,Jo has Tootie)
Jo:Tootie!
Jo:Hi Jo!(looks across the room)Naaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!
Nat:Toooooooooooooooootie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy:OK just forget about me (turns and leaves)
Edna:Nancy?Oh my god is that you?Oh my god!Nancy!!!!!!!!!
Bev:Oh we are all back again!
THE END
Short pilot but hey what can I say?
Episode:1-1 The Facts of Being Back
Season:One 2001-02
Scene:The House:
(voiceover)
This is the house.This is the house that was "The Facts of Life".The house where teenagers were welcome to stay and watch what happened to Natalie,Blair,Jo and Tootie.Their stories have changed but they haven't.And they are all back.
Jo:Thanks Mrs.G for letting us come back.I should have known I wasn't cut out for being a law student.
Mrs.G:I think you saying 'Forget the legal system' had something to do with it.
(David runs in with Laura)
Laura:Mom!Mom! There was this guy who said that there was a house that was only $900 for sale!
Jo:What!?Oh my god!(runs out)
Mrs.G:But Jo.......(Finds out she is talking to herself)
(Someone knocks on the Edibles door)
Mrs.G:I wonder who that can be.
Scene:Edibles:
Mrs.G:Natalie!!!!
Nat:Mrs.Garret!!!!
Mrs.G:Snake!!!!
Snake:Mrs.Garret!!!!
Nat:We bought the house down the street!
Mrs.G:Jo's here!
Nat:For real?
Mrs.G:Yeah!She is trying to get her hands on a house down the street too.
Nat:Well let me introduce you to my girls!Here is Mary Ann.
MaryAnn:Good Evening I've heard a LOT about you.
Mrs.G:Thank you.
Nat:Ginger.
Ginger:Hello ma'am.
Nat:And Lovey.
Lovey:Hi Mrs.G....um hey ma where is the bathroom?
Nat:Lovey!I'll bring you!
Mrs.G:Snake, I made some strudel.It's in the refrigerator!
Snake:It's good to be home!(hugs Mrs.G)You girls will LOVE this strudel!(they walk off)
Beverly Ann:Edna Did Tootie come ye---
Edna:Tootie?
Bev:I might as well tell you.Tootie called.She said her and Jeff are coming here.I said that they can stay here as long as they can!
Edna:Oh no!Jo and Natalie are here.
(Blair comes in)
Blair:Blair's here!
Bev:Oh and I forgot Blair called too...
COMMERCIAL
Scene:Kitchen:
Nat:I think we should be going home now.
Edna:It's only 4 AM!
Nat:OK!Just let me get something out of the car.
Jo:How about I get another quiche?
John:Ah-umm
Jo:And a French bread loaf.
(both come back in)
(Nat has Nancy with her,Jo has Tootie)
Jo:Tootie!
Jo:Hi Jo!(looks across the room)Naaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!
Nat:Toooooooooooooooootie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy:OK just forget about me (turns and leaves)
Edna:Nancy?Oh my god is that you?Oh my god!Nancy!!!!!!!!!
Bev:Oh we are all back again!
THE END
Short pilot but hey what can I say?