FOL85NatandMrsGRock
07-26-2001, 07:14 PM
ok... this is the first fanfic i've written by myserlf in a LONG time!! So bare with me.. and I have NOT told ANYONE... ANYTHIGN about this fanfic!! and i must let you realize that this probably would not have been an episode on FOL... but it could happen!! So bare with it!! Enjoy!!
A New Additon
(season 4)
**episode after Help From Home**
Nat and Tootie: (walk in with books)
Nat: Guess where Gil is?
Tootie: In your bedroom?
Nat: Don't I wish... No, he's at his parents for the whole week!
Tootie: Bummer... That means you won't see him for a whole week!
Nat: I know.. (starts to wimper)
Mrs. G and Blair: (walk in)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett I need your help..
Mrs. G: are you in trouble again? (joking around)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett!! (scoldingly)
Mrs. G: Blair i was only kidding... what do you need my help for?
Blair: I am writing a report on motherhood for my child development class and i was wondering if i could ask you a few questions...
Mrs. G: sure... how much is a few questions?
Blair: The basics about motherhood and what happened when you first found out.. all that sorta thing...
Mrs. G: (sits down) i guess
Blair: Great! (sits down too)
Nat and tootie: (just come and sit down and be nosy)
Blair; (looks over at tootie) Tootie! do you mind! we're having a private conversation here!
Tootie: oh no Blair, go right ahead... (stays put)
Blair: (sighs but continues) ok... Mrs. Garrett tell me about when you first found out were gonna have a baby
Mrs. G: well (thinks back) I must have came home glowing that day or something becuase my ex-husband asked why the smiling face had been on my face all day. I told him that we were going to have a baby that's why... and we were sooo happy!
Nat: Aww...
Blair: (looks at nat in anger kinda)
Jo: (walks in) whatchya guys talking about?
Tootie: abotu mrs. garrett being pregnant...
Jo: Mrs. G i know it's the 80's but dont you think your a tad bit too old to be going out and doin that sotra thing?
mrs. G: (gives a shunning look to jo)
Blair: No, when she was younger...we're talking about mrs. garrett being pregnant with her 2 sons!!
Jo: Ohhh... (grabs a chair and sits in)
Mrs. G: Well we had decided to name him Peter but when the baby finally came out i didnt' like the name anymore...
blair: So how'd you decide on Raymond?
Mrs. G: My dad suggested to name him Raymond after my litle brother that died a few days after he was born...
Jo: you had a little bro that died!! (shocked)
Mrs. G: yea... he was born 2 ad a half months early and so he wasn't fully developed...
Tootie: poor baby... (sad)
Nat: I don't know what i would do if i had a kid and it died!!
Mrs. G: taht was one consern of mine too... it's kind of an inheritance to have early babies... and i was sooo afraid that raymond would come to early...
Blair: Well did he?
Mrs. G: 2 weeks early... but he was developed fine anyways soo it didn't matter...
nat: well what about alex?
Mrs. G: Alex was 3 weeks late...
Blair: that's odd.. one 2 weeks early one 3 weeks late!
Mrs. G: yea.. well i was abtou ready to yank him outa me if he dind't pop out any time soon (laughs)
Nat: Man i don't want to be a mother... all the pain and suffering you gotta go through! i mean... (thinks abotu it) ouch!
Mrs. G: natalie... I'm sure you'll change your mind.. infact, i'm almost positive! You're not going to want to go through life kidless! I mean... right now you said what pain ad suffereing... but i tell you (smiles) it's all worth it in the end!!
nat: well didn't the whole labor thing hurt??
Mrs. G: that's the best part about being a woman!! We can take it.. men can't!!
Blair: (smiles) well we can finish this up later... we have to get ready for dinner... (gets up)
Mrs. G: sure... why don't you call your mother and ask her some stuff?
Blair: (laughs) my mother?? know abotu being an actual mother? (smiles) The nanny raised me!!
Mrs. G: ohh... (smiles) right!
*Phone Rings*
Nat: I got it (runs to the phone) Hello? ... Hi Gil ... No, who's your parents house? ... Great, tell them I said hi ... (walks to the other side of the wall by the girls and mrs. g and says to them) they wish I would have come to see them again (then says back to Gil) No sweetie (smiles) ... well i miss you too!! ... Well you've been there for only 3 days! ... I know, i know... it seems like forever! ... Sure i'll be waiting for you on friday... it's only 2 days away! ... Yup, mrs. garrett's got a big plate of cookies here with your name on them! ... ok .. (pauses in shock) yea... I'm here! (pauses again) well, I love you too... (smiles and blushes) Bye... (moves phone away from ear but stands ther with it)
Tootie: (takes the phone from nat's hand and hangs it up for her) Well, what did he say?
Nat: the usual.. he misses me, his parents wnated to see me again, his dog is sick.. (stalls)
Blair: And??
Nat: He said he loved me...
Blair: Aww...
Jo: I'm getting naucious!!
Nat: jo... you know what love is!! it's... all there is in the world!
Blair: You've got that right!! Going steady for 2 months straight... i don't know what that feels like!
Nat: it feels great Blair! Just (smiles and sighs) great!
Mrs. G: (smiles back at nat) Common girls... we should probably get dinner started...
Tootie: right...
---Cafeteria on friday---
Girls: (cleaning up a bit)
mrs. G: (putting the table clothes on the tables)
Nat: (at the counter facing the audience seperating the silverware)
Gil: (walks in with a red rose)
Blair: (notices Gil and smiles)
Gil: (pus finger up to mouth meaning shh..)
Jo and Tootie: (see gill do that)
Gil: (walks closer to Nat)
Mrs. G: (see's him)
Gil: (does the shh sign again and walks oer to nat and hugs her from behind) Guess who?
Nat: Gil!?!? (excited and turns around and see's him) Gil!!! (hugs him) Oh i've missed you soooo much!!
Gil: me too nat! (hugs her back)
nat: (looks at him while they're hugging)
Gil: Don't worry! (smiles and pulls out the rose and gives it to her)
nat: Aww.. gill! (smells it) You did this for me?
Gil: you are my one and only girl of course i did!
Nat: (smiles and gives him a kiss)
Mrs. G: (gets up) Gil.. how've you been? how are the folks?
Gil: Great... a week with them will drive anyone to insanity! I'm just glad I'm back here at school (looks at nat) and with my girl! It's all here where i want it!
mrs. G: well... let me whip you up some cookies!
Gil: My favorite??
Mrs. G: Oatmeal Rasin... comming up (***and for the record i hate oatmeal rasin!!**)
Gil: great!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: (leaves)
Gil: (kinda whispers to nat) Can we be alone somewhere??
Nat: Let's go into the lounge (says louder) AWAY from everybody (so the girls heard)
--Lounge--
Nat and Gil: (walk in)
Gil: (sits on the couch and motions for her to come sit by him)
Nat: (sits by Gil)
Gil: (puts his arm around her)
Nat: (lays her head on his chest/stomach area)
Gil: so how have thigns been here?
Nat: (half asleep) fine.. fine.. we've been having a lot of sex and baby discussions around here...
Gil: why?
Nat: Blair and her stupid Child Development class paper! (yawns)
Gil: Why are you so tired?
Nat: I had to stay up late last night to help tootie with her science project... (yawns) I tell ya.. i'm in demand!
Gil: Well first you're in my demand ok? (smiles)
Nat: (falling asleep) mmm hmmm...
Gil: Alright... (get's kinda tired too)
nat: (asleep)
Gil: (asleep)
--Lounge (later)--
Gil and Nat: (lying on the counch asleep)
Mrs. G: (walks in with a plate of cookies not really noticing) here's some oatmeal cookies like.... (notices and stops) natalie!
Nat and Gil: (wake up)
nat: (realizes that it looks pretty bad) Mrs. Garrett!! I can explain!! We just fell asleep!! Honest!!
Gil: yea!! we didnt' do anything!! I swear!
Mrs. G: (sets the cookies down and starts out calmly) Look Gil... (gets angry) I don't ever want to see you and natalie asleep in the same room ever!! You got me? (blows her lid)
Gil: yes ma'am! But i swear nothing happened!!
Mrs. G: yea well.. gil you better get going, we have to get dinner ready...
Nat: is it that late??
Mrs. G: yes natalie.. it's THAT late!! (angry)
Gil: I'll talk to you later Natalie (leaves) bye
Mrs. G: (sits down with a "what do i do" look on her face)
Nat: Mrs. Garrett!! I swear nothing happened!
Mrs. G: Gee Natalie (stands up) I wish i could believe you... (starts towalk out)
Nat: (follows mrs. g) Why can't you?? (gets mad)
Mrs. G: (turns around and looks at her) Natalie... I HOPE you know what you're doing... (puts hands on her arms kinda)
Nat: I'm not doing anything!!
--Cafereria (next day)--
Blair: (getting some more info) So how much did it cost you? a week.. a month.. a day?
Mrs. G: (laughs) too much!
Nat: (walks in)
Mrs. G: Raymond was sick almost all the time and alex was a human garbage disposal... so i had to bend the buget so i could pay for Raymond's doctor visits and Alex's food!
blair: wow! Sounds like this whole mother thing is really hard!
Mrs. G: well it's NO piece of cake.. but after a while you get used to it!
Blair: well what about with us?? Is it different being with us instead of boys??
Mrs. G: well Blair.. i guess it's easier to talk to you girls abotu stuff...
Blair: why's that?
Mrs. G: I don't know.. perhaps becuase i can relate to you girls SOOO well it scares me! (smiles)
Blair: well you remember what it was like to be our age...
Mrs. G: ugh (smiles) don't remind me!!
Blair: well... you don't know what oys are going through at this age... haha... would you have rather had one boy and one gilr? both girls or both boys like you have?
Mrs. G: Inspite of how much i love my boys.. i would have liked one boy and one girl.. to mix things up a bit...
Blair: yea.. when i have kids i want that to be with mine too!
Nat: (interupts) mrs. garrett... (looks at blair) sorry to interupt... i was just wondering if you could bring me to my doctor's appointnemt tomorrow...
Mrs. G: what time?
Nat: 4:30...
Mrs. G: aww... nat!! (complains)To get all te way to New York and back... we won't be back until almost 6 or later! What abotu dinner?
Blair: we'll take care of starting it...
Nat: Please mrs. garrett! My mom won't take me becuase she needs to go somewhere...
mrs. G: fine..
nat: Thanks...
--Lounge (next day)--
Jo, Blair, and Tootie: (playing war)
Nat and mrs. g: (walk in)
Mrs. G: Girls.. don't forget to get dinner started...
Jo: Don't worry mrs. g!! (flips a card over) ha!! We got a war!
Mrs. G: what are you girls playing?
Jo and Tootie: (do their war)
Jo: ha! I won (fips tootie's cards over to see what she got) and i got one of your aces too!
Tootie: (upset)
Blair: We're playing war... (flips a card over and then takes the pile)
Nat: (looks at the cards and notices) and with my Hot Men cards!! Those are not supposed to leave the room!!
mrs. G: (confused and grabs a card and looks at it) natalie.. (scolds)
Nat: what?
Mrs. G: They're almost naked!!
Nat: (smiles) Yea.. I know!!
Mrs. G: ugh!! (gives the card back)
Tootie: Sorry Nat... i know you were hiding them from Mrs. G but-----
Blair: ----We needed another deck and that was the only one we could find!
mrs. G: hiding them from me? What else are you hiding from me?
Nat: That's none of your business mrs. garrett! None!!
Mrs. G: well you girls better not forget about dinner!!
jo: we won't!!
Girls: (keep playign war)
Mrs. G: alright...
mrs. G and Nat: (leave while talking)
Mrs. G: natalie what else are you hiding form me?
nat: Nothign that conserns you rihgt now!
Mrs. G: I'm hoping it's not what i think it is!!
nat: and whats that?
Mrs. G and Nat: (fully out of the romo and gone)
--kitchen--
Mrs. G and Nat: (walk in)
Blair, jo, and tootie: (making dinner)
Mrs. G: oh my lord! they're actually making dinner! and without me! (sarcastic)
Jo: hold the phone mrs. g!
Tootie: So how'd it go?
nat: it was just a regular checkup! (takes coat off)
Blair: Well are you healthy?
Nat: as far as I know...
jo: So you're gonna live?
nat: (laughs) yea!!
Mrs. G: (lifts the lid on the pot on the stove) what's this?
blair: rice...
Mrs. G: Ohh... (slowly puts the lid back down)
--Lounge--
Blair and Jo: (still playing war)
Blair: what time is it? (slaps down a card)
Jo: (quickly looks at watch) 8:30... (slaps down a card then takes it)
blair: I should be working on my report you know (slaps down a card)
Jo: and i should be workign on geometry... (slaps down a card)
Blair: should we stop? (takes the pile and slaps donw another card)
Jo: Probably... or mrs. g might go all balistic on us! (slaps down a card)
Blair: (takes the pile) ok... we'll play later (gets up)
Jo: yea.. (gets up and stretches) your legs really get in a knot when ya sit like that for hours!!
Blair and Jo: (leave while talking)
Blair: I know...
Mrs. G: (comes in right as they leave and ses's the mess) Girls!! (they dont' come back) ugh... (starts to clean up their cards and separating the 3 different decks and puts one of nat's cards into a pile looking at it quickly, then picks it back up, looks at it and smiles)
*Phone Rings*
Mrs. G: (puts card down and goes to the phone) Hello? (does a two way thing where you can see mrs. g on half the screen and dr. serna on the other half)
Dr. Serna: Hello, is this the dorm where (pauses and looks at the sheet) natalie green stays?
Mrs. G: yes... I'm Edna Garrett... her guardian as long as she's here...
Dr. Serna: good... then you can give her the news...
mrs. G: news? what news? Is everythign ok?
dr. serna: well... yes and no...
Mrs. G: well what do you wnat me to tell her?
Dr. Serna: that she's pregnant...
mrs. G: (in shock)
Dr. Serna: her tests came back positive...
mrs. G: pregnant???? (shocked)
Dr. Serna: Pregnant (reasurring)
mrs. G: Pregnant!?!?!?! (shocked and mad)
Dr. Serna: Pregnant!!!! (getting fed up)
mrs. G: what!?!? you must be joking...
Dr. Serna: I have her test right here in my hand and it is indeed positive!!
Mrs. G: so you're telling me that I have to tell natalie that she's going to have a BABY!!! (freaks out)
Dr. Serna: Edna, you need to calm down, just please let her know and as soon as possible! Thank you (hangs up)
Mrs. G: (slowly ahngs up the phone, signs panikingly, puts her hand to her head and says) I need an asprin!!
---cafeteria---
Mrs. G: (sitting at a table with a worried look on her face)
Blair and Nat: (walk in)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett i need yoru type writer..
Mrs. G: huh? (not payign attention) oh it's on my desk in my bedroom...
Blair: thanks! (leaves)
Nat: Well i gotta go meet Gil at our restraunt..
Mrs. G: natalie!! (stands up) We need to talk... (has stern voice)
Nat: Well... it sounds serious but can't it wait?
Mrs. G: it is and it can't!
Nat: Mrs. Garrett... just tell me tomorrow ok? (leaves)
Mrs. G: But Natalie I --- Ugh!! (starts to kinda wimper and slams head into the table and then lifts head up quickly and says) No, i guess i could tell her tomorrow... maybe it'll give me more time to work up enough to tell her... (thinks about it and wimpers again and lays head on the table saying) natalie.. you just wouldn't listen to me...
---Cafeteria---
nat and gil: (walk in)
Gil: (kisses nat) i'll see you tomorrow..
Nat: Yup... (smiles) bye..
Gil: bye.. (leaves)
Nat: (smilingly walks upstairs)
--Girls' Bedroom--
Nat: (walks in)
Blair: (gets up from bed where she was workign on typing her paper) soo.. how was your date?
Nat: good.. (doesn't say much)
blair: what's wrong?
Nat: Mrs. Garrett seemed mad at me before i left... she had something important to tell me.. i wonder waht it was...
Tootie: maybe you're gonna die...
Jo: Tootie.. shut your trap!
Blair: whatever it was i'm sure it was nothing...
Nat: yea.. well we went to the silver inn... we had hambergers.. not exactly romantic... but i love burgers anyways!
Blair: ohh.. what i would have given anythign to be you!! ---
Jo: (inturupts) yea.. cuz being you sucks the fun outta life!
Blair: No.. i was gonna say so i woulnd't have to sit at home and look at your ugly face!
Jo: (looks at blair)
Mrs. G: (knocks)
Tootie: Come in!
mrs. G: (walks in) Girls... could you excuse me and Natalie.. i have to talk to her...
Blair: Sure (picks up typewriter and walks to the door) calm down Natalie.. it's not the end of the world! There is still life after death...
Nat: Thanks Blair!!
Blair: (leaves)
Jo: hey nat... whatever you decide is good enough on my part... (leaves)
Tootie: break a leg kid... (leaves and shuts the door)
Nat: (sits on jo's bed facing Blair's bed kinda) mrs. garrett it's 11:30.. this coulnd't wait until morning?
mrs. G: (sits on blair's bed facing natalie) Natalie... I know you can handle your life as you wish... but i do not like the way you've been handling it lately.. adn this just shows it...
Nat: what does?
Mrs. G: Dr. Serna called today...
nat: Oh my god! am i ok? what did he say?
Mrs. G: well.. Natalie you... (stumbles on the word) your p.... (kinda luahgs with a tear in eye) I can't even say it to your face...
Nat: Am i dying? Mrs. garrett just tell me!!
Mrs. G: Natalie... (pauses) your pre...gnant (stumbles on the word and looks away from nat)
Nat: (laughs) I'm what? (stands up)
Mrs. G: You're going to have a baby (disappointed)
Nat: (sits back down) No... wait... I can't be!! (thinks)
mrs. G: (gets mad) Why!! Becuase you thought you did everything carefully!?!?! (furious) Natalie!! When it comes to sex there is no such word as "safe"!!! (very VERy mad and looks at nat in furry)
Nat: Yes there is (get mad back) And I know it!! (walks to the table and looks towards audience)
mrs. G: Oh really? (get's extremely mad) And what is that?? A special method you pracitce?? (looks at nat disappointedly)
nat: it's called not having sex at ALL!! It's completely safe (looks at mrs. g) and don't tell me i'll get me pregnant!!
Mrs. G: (Stops and thinks) wait a minute... You mean.. (stands up and walks to nat) You've never... (smiles)
Nat: no.. (kind of embarrassed)
Mrs. G: You never!! (smiles big)
Nat: (looks at mrs. g) No!! will you get off my back about it!! (walks back over to her bunk bed and sits down)
Mrs. G: (breaths a sigh of relief and sits down next to her) Thank god!! I mean.. i was sitting downstairs ALL night worrying about you!!
Nat: (turns to mrs. g) YOu actually thought I was pregnant!! (feels betrayed) Don't you trust me?
Mrs. G: yea but.. I found you and Gil the other day (uses hands to talk) and i guess i just assumed---
nat: ----That we had slept together (looks at mrs. g then gets up walking towards the door and talkign) And after all of those sex talks you gave me (turns around) about... waiting until you're in love; and till you're mature enough to handle the responsibilities... And-- And-- waiting until the right moment.. when everything's romantic and perfect... (thinks) I'm not just gonna sleep with a guy I've been going out with for 2 months on the couch in the lounge with YOU in the next room!!! (gets angy) I'm not even old enough to have a sex life or take the responisblilities! Common Mrs. garrett!! A Baby!!! I'm not old enough... Or ready enough!! You said it yourself how hard it is to be a mother.. and even at an older age!! Like i could handle being a mother now!! I'm only 16!! Don't you know me well enough to know that I would never do That!!
Mrs. G: natalie... I Do trust you!! And I do know you well enough... But Dr. Serna said---
nat: Well Dr. Serna's full of (thinks) Well.. he's full of a really bad word!! I'm NOT pregnant!!! I mean.. what do i have to do to prove it to you?
Mrs. G: I dunno, but how did he get the idea that you were pregnant?
nat: maybe he mixed up my name for somebody else's name or something...
Mrs. G: Wow... I just had an awakener!! I'm just SOOO glad to know you listen to me!! The talks i mean, I thought you were always tuning me out!
Nat: Why would i do that?? You know everythign from sex to friends!! You've experienced most things if not heard of them... you just are such an easy person to talk to!! I always listen to you!!
Mrs. G: ohh natalie!! just ocme here and give me a hug! (puts arms out)
Nat: (hugs mrs. garrett) I'm glad you believe me...
Mrs. G: well if you are lying we'll all know in a few montsh now won't we?
Nat; (laughs)
--Cafeteria (next day)--
Girls: (cleaning up as usual!!)
nat: anyone know where the napkins are?? I cna't find them anywhere...
tootie: Natalie.. (grabs them) Their right here!!
Nat: ohh.. (kinda nervous for some reason)
Mrs. G: Natalie.. calm down!! (smiles)
Blair: So nat.. what was the big news that got you so worked up?
Nat: (looks at Mrs. G and then back at Blair) it was nothing to get upset about... mrs. garrett just got her information mixed up...
Tootie: what information?
Nat: Tootie.. you are so dang nosey! arent you ever gonna change?
Tootie: Some things never will change!
Evy: (walks in)
Blair and jo: Hey mrs. green!!
Tootie: Mrs. Green! I haven't seen you in a long time...
Evy: Tootie.. i was just up here a few months ago!!
Tootie: Oh yea.. (smiles) well it seems like forever...
Nat: (turns around) hi mom (hugs evy)
Evy: Hey hun.. how's it been going?
Mrs. G: Evy!! What brings up you here to the school?
Evy: Well i just wanted to talk to natalie.. about.. some things (says sternly and looks at natelie)
nat: (whisper's to mrs. g) can you guys please leave!
Mrs. G: well we'll leave you two alone.. we have some things to get ready anyways.. (heards girls out of the room)
Tootie: But i wanna know what she's talking about...
Mrs. G: (whips her in the kitchen) kids... (leaves)
nat: mom.. i don't know if dr. serna told you anything but he's got his info wrong!!
Evy: I know... i know... he said he got the tests mixed up...
nat: (breathes a sigh of relief) Ohh.. good.. i thought you were gonna yell at me or something...
Evy: No.. but it turns out that I'm the test he mixed it up with...
nat: huh? (kinda knows but is still confused)
Evy: I'm pregnant!! (smiles)
Nat: You're what?? (shocked)
Tootie: (from in the kitchen) Your what!!!
Mrs. G and Girls: (come parading in)
Blair: That's soo cool!!
Jo: So you're really having a baby? Sorry to hear that..
Mrs. G: Jo!! (kinda hits her scoldingly but jokingly)
Evy: Yup.. I'm going to have a baby!
Nat: How did this happen!?!?! (shocked)
Evy: Natalie (says softly) haven't we had thsi discussion about the birds and the bees?
nat: mom! that's not what i mean! and yes I've had those talks.. (looks at mrs. g) Plenty of times!! (says in agony)
Evy: well you don't need to hear the details... (smiles) All that you need to know is that you're going ot have a baby brother or sister...
mrs. G: So you're the one who's going ot have the baby... Congradulations!
evy: Thanks edna! (looks at natalie) are you ok natalie?
nat: yea.. i'm sooo.. relieved!! (smiles) i'm soo happy for you mom!!
Tootie: this is great!! a baby!!
mrs. G and girls: (start congradulating evy and are talkgina botu the baby)
Gil: (walks in) Natalie Bear!?!?
Nat: (looks over) Gil!!! (runs to him and hugs him)
Gil: Hey babe...
Evy: Hi Gil...
nat: oh gil.. you remmeber my mother...
Gil: Of course! mrs. Green how are you??
Evy: Fine.. fine...
Nat: Guess who's pregnant...
Gil: (looks at Nat panickinly and then smiles)
Nat: Guess again!!!
Gil: I dunno...
Evy: (stands up) I am...
Gil: wow... you and mr. green hit it off good huh?
Evy: (smiles) yes.. i guess soo...
Nat: this is soo.. exciting!!
Gil: As long as i had nothign to do with it.. it's cool by me!
nat: (lauhgs)
Everyone: (talks abotu the baby)
--The end--
Please let me know what you think!
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Blair: (reading from a book) Her face flushed hottly. At that moment, he kissed her (laughs)
Nat: Great Blair! You've gone from food to sex and I can't have either!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*
A New Additon
(season 4)
**episode after Help From Home**
Nat and Tootie: (walk in with books)
Nat: Guess where Gil is?
Tootie: In your bedroom?
Nat: Don't I wish... No, he's at his parents for the whole week!
Tootie: Bummer... That means you won't see him for a whole week!
Nat: I know.. (starts to wimper)
Mrs. G and Blair: (walk in)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett I need your help..
Mrs. G: are you in trouble again? (joking around)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett!! (scoldingly)
Mrs. G: Blair i was only kidding... what do you need my help for?
Blair: I am writing a report on motherhood for my child development class and i was wondering if i could ask you a few questions...
Mrs. G: sure... how much is a few questions?
Blair: The basics about motherhood and what happened when you first found out.. all that sorta thing...
Mrs. G: (sits down) i guess
Blair: Great! (sits down too)
Nat and tootie: (just come and sit down and be nosy)
Blair; (looks over at tootie) Tootie! do you mind! we're having a private conversation here!
Tootie: oh no Blair, go right ahead... (stays put)
Blair: (sighs but continues) ok... Mrs. Garrett tell me about when you first found out were gonna have a baby
Mrs. G: well (thinks back) I must have came home glowing that day or something becuase my ex-husband asked why the smiling face had been on my face all day. I told him that we were going to have a baby that's why... and we were sooo happy!
Nat: Aww...
Blair: (looks at nat in anger kinda)
Jo: (walks in) whatchya guys talking about?
Tootie: abotu mrs. garrett being pregnant...
Jo: Mrs. G i know it's the 80's but dont you think your a tad bit too old to be going out and doin that sotra thing?
mrs. G: (gives a shunning look to jo)
Blair: No, when she was younger...we're talking about mrs. garrett being pregnant with her 2 sons!!
Jo: Ohhh... (grabs a chair and sits in)
Mrs. G: Well we had decided to name him Peter but when the baby finally came out i didnt' like the name anymore...
blair: So how'd you decide on Raymond?
Mrs. G: My dad suggested to name him Raymond after my litle brother that died a few days after he was born...
Jo: you had a little bro that died!! (shocked)
Mrs. G: yea... he was born 2 ad a half months early and so he wasn't fully developed...
Tootie: poor baby... (sad)
Nat: I don't know what i would do if i had a kid and it died!!
Mrs. G: taht was one consern of mine too... it's kind of an inheritance to have early babies... and i was sooo afraid that raymond would come to early...
Blair: Well did he?
Mrs. G: 2 weeks early... but he was developed fine anyways soo it didn't matter...
nat: well what about alex?
Mrs. G: Alex was 3 weeks late...
Blair: that's odd.. one 2 weeks early one 3 weeks late!
Mrs. G: yea.. well i was abtou ready to yank him outa me if he dind't pop out any time soon (laughs)
Nat: Man i don't want to be a mother... all the pain and suffering you gotta go through! i mean... (thinks abotu it) ouch!
Mrs. G: natalie... I'm sure you'll change your mind.. infact, i'm almost positive! You're not going to want to go through life kidless! I mean... right now you said what pain ad suffereing... but i tell you (smiles) it's all worth it in the end!!
nat: well didn't the whole labor thing hurt??
Mrs. G: that's the best part about being a woman!! We can take it.. men can't!!
Blair: (smiles) well we can finish this up later... we have to get ready for dinner... (gets up)
Mrs. G: sure... why don't you call your mother and ask her some stuff?
Blair: (laughs) my mother?? know abotu being an actual mother? (smiles) The nanny raised me!!
Mrs. G: ohh... (smiles) right!
*Phone Rings*
Nat: I got it (runs to the phone) Hello? ... Hi Gil ... No, who's your parents house? ... Great, tell them I said hi ... (walks to the other side of the wall by the girls and mrs. g and says to them) they wish I would have come to see them again (then says back to Gil) No sweetie (smiles) ... well i miss you too!! ... Well you've been there for only 3 days! ... I know, i know... it seems like forever! ... Sure i'll be waiting for you on friday... it's only 2 days away! ... Yup, mrs. garrett's got a big plate of cookies here with your name on them! ... ok .. (pauses in shock) yea... I'm here! (pauses again) well, I love you too... (smiles and blushes) Bye... (moves phone away from ear but stands ther with it)
Tootie: (takes the phone from nat's hand and hangs it up for her) Well, what did he say?
Nat: the usual.. he misses me, his parents wnated to see me again, his dog is sick.. (stalls)
Blair: And??
Nat: He said he loved me...
Blair: Aww...
Jo: I'm getting naucious!!
Nat: jo... you know what love is!! it's... all there is in the world!
Blair: You've got that right!! Going steady for 2 months straight... i don't know what that feels like!
Nat: it feels great Blair! Just (smiles and sighs) great!
Mrs. G: (smiles back at nat) Common girls... we should probably get dinner started...
Tootie: right...
---Cafeteria on friday---
Girls: (cleaning up a bit)
mrs. G: (putting the table clothes on the tables)
Nat: (at the counter facing the audience seperating the silverware)
Gil: (walks in with a red rose)
Blair: (notices Gil and smiles)
Gil: (pus finger up to mouth meaning shh..)
Jo and Tootie: (see gill do that)
Gil: (walks closer to Nat)
Mrs. G: (see's him)
Gil: (does the shh sign again and walks oer to nat and hugs her from behind) Guess who?
Nat: Gil!?!? (excited and turns around and see's him) Gil!!! (hugs him) Oh i've missed you soooo much!!
Gil: me too nat! (hugs her back)
nat: (looks at him while they're hugging)
Gil: Don't worry! (smiles and pulls out the rose and gives it to her)
nat: Aww.. gill! (smells it) You did this for me?
Gil: you are my one and only girl of course i did!
Nat: (smiles and gives him a kiss)
Mrs. G: (gets up) Gil.. how've you been? how are the folks?
Gil: Great... a week with them will drive anyone to insanity! I'm just glad I'm back here at school (looks at nat) and with my girl! It's all here where i want it!
mrs. G: well... let me whip you up some cookies!
Gil: My favorite??
Mrs. G: Oatmeal Rasin... comming up (***and for the record i hate oatmeal rasin!!**)
Gil: great!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: (leaves)
Gil: (kinda whispers to nat) Can we be alone somewhere??
Nat: Let's go into the lounge (says louder) AWAY from everybody (so the girls heard)
--Lounge--
Nat and Gil: (walk in)
Gil: (sits on the couch and motions for her to come sit by him)
Nat: (sits by Gil)
Gil: (puts his arm around her)
Nat: (lays her head on his chest/stomach area)
Gil: so how have thigns been here?
Nat: (half asleep) fine.. fine.. we've been having a lot of sex and baby discussions around here...
Gil: why?
Nat: Blair and her stupid Child Development class paper! (yawns)
Gil: Why are you so tired?
Nat: I had to stay up late last night to help tootie with her science project... (yawns) I tell ya.. i'm in demand!
Gil: Well first you're in my demand ok? (smiles)
Nat: (falling asleep) mmm hmmm...
Gil: Alright... (get's kinda tired too)
nat: (asleep)
Gil: (asleep)
--Lounge (later)--
Gil and Nat: (lying on the counch asleep)
Mrs. G: (walks in with a plate of cookies not really noticing) here's some oatmeal cookies like.... (notices and stops) natalie!
Nat and Gil: (wake up)
nat: (realizes that it looks pretty bad) Mrs. Garrett!! I can explain!! We just fell asleep!! Honest!!
Gil: yea!! we didnt' do anything!! I swear!
Mrs. G: (sets the cookies down and starts out calmly) Look Gil... (gets angry) I don't ever want to see you and natalie asleep in the same room ever!! You got me? (blows her lid)
Gil: yes ma'am! But i swear nothing happened!!
Mrs. G: yea well.. gil you better get going, we have to get dinner ready...
Nat: is it that late??
Mrs. G: yes natalie.. it's THAT late!! (angry)
Gil: I'll talk to you later Natalie (leaves) bye
Mrs. G: (sits down with a "what do i do" look on her face)
Nat: Mrs. Garrett!! I swear nothing happened!
Mrs. G: Gee Natalie (stands up) I wish i could believe you... (starts towalk out)
Nat: (follows mrs. g) Why can't you?? (gets mad)
Mrs. G: (turns around and looks at her) Natalie... I HOPE you know what you're doing... (puts hands on her arms kinda)
Nat: I'm not doing anything!!
--Cafereria (next day)--
Blair: (getting some more info) So how much did it cost you? a week.. a month.. a day?
Mrs. G: (laughs) too much!
Nat: (walks in)
Mrs. G: Raymond was sick almost all the time and alex was a human garbage disposal... so i had to bend the buget so i could pay for Raymond's doctor visits and Alex's food!
blair: wow! Sounds like this whole mother thing is really hard!
Mrs. G: well it's NO piece of cake.. but after a while you get used to it!
Blair: well what about with us?? Is it different being with us instead of boys??
Mrs. G: well Blair.. i guess it's easier to talk to you girls abotu stuff...
Blair: why's that?
Mrs. G: I don't know.. perhaps becuase i can relate to you girls SOOO well it scares me! (smiles)
Blair: well you remember what it was like to be our age...
Mrs. G: ugh (smiles) don't remind me!!
Blair: well... you don't know what oys are going through at this age... haha... would you have rather had one boy and one gilr? both girls or both boys like you have?
Mrs. G: Inspite of how much i love my boys.. i would have liked one boy and one girl.. to mix things up a bit...
Blair: yea.. when i have kids i want that to be with mine too!
Nat: (interupts) mrs. garrett... (looks at blair) sorry to interupt... i was just wondering if you could bring me to my doctor's appointnemt tomorrow...
Mrs. G: what time?
Nat: 4:30...
Mrs. G: aww... nat!! (complains)To get all te way to New York and back... we won't be back until almost 6 or later! What abotu dinner?
Blair: we'll take care of starting it...
Nat: Please mrs. garrett! My mom won't take me becuase she needs to go somewhere...
mrs. G: fine..
nat: Thanks...
--Lounge (next day)--
Jo, Blair, and Tootie: (playing war)
Nat and mrs. g: (walk in)
Mrs. G: Girls.. don't forget to get dinner started...
Jo: Don't worry mrs. g!! (flips a card over) ha!! We got a war!
Mrs. G: what are you girls playing?
Jo and Tootie: (do their war)
Jo: ha! I won (fips tootie's cards over to see what she got) and i got one of your aces too!
Tootie: (upset)
Blair: We're playing war... (flips a card over and then takes the pile)
Nat: (looks at the cards and notices) and with my Hot Men cards!! Those are not supposed to leave the room!!
mrs. G: (confused and grabs a card and looks at it) natalie.. (scolds)
Nat: what?
Mrs. G: They're almost naked!!
Nat: (smiles) Yea.. I know!!
Mrs. G: ugh!! (gives the card back)
Tootie: Sorry Nat... i know you were hiding them from Mrs. G but-----
Blair: ----We needed another deck and that was the only one we could find!
mrs. G: hiding them from me? What else are you hiding from me?
Nat: That's none of your business mrs. garrett! None!!
Mrs. G: well you girls better not forget about dinner!!
jo: we won't!!
Girls: (keep playign war)
Mrs. G: alright...
mrs. G and Nat: (leave while talking)
Mrs. G: natalie what else are you hiding form me?
nat: Nothign that conserns you rihgt now!
Mrs. G: I'm hoping it's not what i think it is!!
nat: and whats that?
Mrs. G and Nat: (fully out of the romo and gone)
--kitchen--
Mrs. G and Nat: (walk in)
Blair, jo, and tootie: (making dinner)
Mrs. G: oh my lord! they're actually making dinner! and without me! (sarcastic)
Jo: hold the phone mrs. g!
Tootie: So how'd it go?
nat: it was just a regular checkup! (takes coat off)
Blair: Well are you healthy?
Nat: as far as I know...
jo: So you're gonna live?
nat: (laughs) yea!!
Mrs. G: (lifts the lid on the pot on the stove) what's this?
blair: rice...
Mrs. G: Ohh... (slowly puts the lid back down)
--Lounge--
Blair and Jo: (still playing war)
Blair: what time is it? (slaps down a card)
Jo: (quickly looks at watch) 8:30... (slaps down a card then takes it)
blair: I should be working on my report you know (slaps down a card)
Jo: and i should be workign on geometry... (slaps down a card)
Blair: should we stop? (takes the pile and slaps donw another card)
Jo: Probably... or mrs. g might go all balistic on us! (slaps down a card)
Blair: (takes the pile) ok... we'll play later (gets up)
Jo: yea.. (gets up and stretches) your legs really get in a knot when ya sit like that for hours!!
Blair and Jo: (leave while talking)
Blair: I know...
Mrs. G: (comes in right as they leave and ses's the mess) Girls!! (they dont' come back) ugh... (starts to clean up their cards and separating the 3 different decks and puts one of nat's cards into a pile looking at it quickly, then picks it back up, looks at it and smiles)
*Phone Rings*
Mrs. G: (puts card down and goes to the phone) Hello? (does a two way thing where you can see mrs. g on half the screen and dr. serna on the other half)
Dr. Serna: Hello, is this the dorm where (pauses and looks at the sheet) natalie green stays?
Mrs. G: yes... I'm Edna Garrett... her guardian as long as she's here...
Dr. Serna: good... then you can give her the news...
mrs. G: news? what news? Is everythign ok?
dr. serna: well... yes and no...
Mrs. G: well what do you wnat me to tell her?
Dr. Serna: that she's pregnant...
mrs. G: (in shock)
Dr. Serna: her tests came back positive...
mrs. G: pregnant???? (shocked)
Dr. Serna: Pregnant (reasurring)
mrs. G: Pregnant!?!?!?! (shocked and mad)
Dr. Serna: Pregnant!!!! (getting fed up)
mrs. G: what!?!? you must be joking...
Dr. Serna: I have her test right here in my hand and it is indeed positive!!
Mrs. G: so you're telling me that I have to tell natalie that she's going to have a BABY!!! (freaks out)
Dr. Serna: Edna, you need to calm down, just please let her know and as soon as possible! Thank you (hangs up)
Mrs. G: (slowly ahngs up the phone, signs panikingly, puts her hand to her head and says) I need an asprin!!
---cafeteria---
Mrs. G: (sitting at a table with a worried look on her face)
Blair and Nat: (walk in)
Blair: Mrs. Garrett i need yoru type writer..
Mrs. G: huh? (not payign attention) oh it's on my desk in my bedroom...
Blair: thanks! (leaves)
Nat: Well i gotta go meet Gil at our restraunt..
Mrs. G: natalie!! (stands up) We need to talk... (has stern voice)
Nat: Well... it sounds serious but can't it wait?
Mrs. G: it is and it can't!
Nat: Mrs. Garrett... just tell me tomorrow ok? (leaves)
Mrs. G: But Natalie I --- Ugh!! (starts to kinda wimper and slams head into the table and then lifts head up quickly and says) No, i guess i could tell her tomorrow... maybe it'll give me more time to work up enough to tell her... (thinks about it and wimpers again and lays head on the table saying) natalie.. you just wouldn't listen to me...
---Cafeteria---
nat and gil: (walk in)
Gil: (kisses nat) i'll see you tomorrow..
Nat: Yup... (smiles) bye..
Gil: bye.. (leaves)
Nat: (smilingly walks upstairs)
--Girls' Bedroom--
Nat: (walks in)
Blair: (gets up from bed where she was workign on typing her paper) soo.. how was your date?
Nat: good.. (doesn't say much)
blair: what's wrong?
Nat: Mrs. Garrett seemed mad at me before i left... she had something important to tell me.. i wonder waht it was...
Tootie: maybe you're gonna die...
Jo: Tootie.. shut your trap!
Blair: whatever it was i'm sure it was nothing...
Nat: yea.. well we went to the silver inn... we had hambergers.. not exactly romantic... but i love burgers anyways!
Blair: ohh.. what i would have given anythign to be you!! ---
Jo: (inturupts) yea.. cuz being you sucks the fun outta life!
Blair: No.. i was gonna say so i woulnd't have to sit at home and look at your ugly face!
Jo: (looks at blair)
Mrs. G: (knocks)
Tootie: Come in!
mrs. G: (walks in) Girls... could you excuse me and Natalie.. i have to talk to her...
Blair: Sure (picks up typewriter and walks to the door) calm down Natalie.. it's not the end of the world! There is still life after death...
Nat: Thanks Blair!!
Blair: (leaves)
Jo: hey nat... whatever you decide is good enough on my part... (leaves)
Tootie: break a leg kid... (leaves and shuts the door)
Nat: (sits on jo's bed facing Blair's bed kinda) mrs. garrett it's 11:30.. this coulnd't wait until morning?
mrs. G: (sits on blair's bed facing natalie) Natalie... I know you can handle your life as you wish... but i do not like the way you've been handling it lately.. adn this just shows it...
Nat: what does?
Mrs. G: Dr. Serna called today...
nat: Oh my god! am i ok? what did he say?
Mrs. G: well.. Natalie you... (stumbles on the word) your p.... (kinda luahgs with a tear in eye) I can't even say it to your face...
Nat: Am i dying? Mrs. garrett just tell me!!
Mrs. G: Natalie... (pauses) your pre...gnant (stumbles on the word and looks away from nat)
Nat: (laughs) I'm what? (stands up)
Mrs. G: You're going to have a baby (disappointed)
Nat: (sits back down) No... wait... I can't be!! (thinks)
mrs. G: (gets mad) Why!! Becuase you thought you did everything carefully!?!?! (furious) Natalie!! When it comes to sex there is no such word as "safe"!!! (very VERy mad and looks at nat in furry)
Nat: Yes there is (get mad back) And I know it!! (walks to the table and looks towards audience)
mrs. G: Oh really? (get's extremely mad) And what is that?? A special method you pracitce?? (looks at nat disappointedly)
nat: it's called not having sex at ALL!! It's completely safe (looks at mrs. g) and don't tell me i'll get me pregnant!!
Mrs. G: (Stops and thinks) wait a minute... You mean.. (stands up and walks to nat) You've never... (smiles)
Nat: no.. (kind of embarrassed)
Mrs. G: You never!! (smiles big)
Nat: (looks at mrs. g) No!! will you get off my back about it!! (walks back over to her bunk bed and sits down)
Mrs. G: (breaths a sigh of relief and sits down next to her) Thank god!! I mean.. i was sitting downstairs ALL night worrying about you!!
Nat: (turns to mrs. g) YOu actually thought I was pregnant!! (feels betrayed) Don't you trust me?
Mrs. G: yea but.. I found you and Gil the other day (uses hands to talk) and i guess i just assumed---
nat: ----That we had slept together (looks at mrs. g then gets up walking towards the door and talkign) And after all of those sex talks you gave me (turns around) about... waiting until you're in love; and till you're mature enough to handle the responsibilities... And-- And-- waiting until the right moment.. when everything's romantic and perfect... (thinks) I'm not just gonna sleep with a guy I've been going out with for 2 months on the couch in the lounge with YOU in the next room!!! (gets angy) I'm not even old enough to have a sex life or take the responisblilities! Common Mrs. garrett!! A Baby!!! I'm not old enough... Or ready enough!! You said it yourself how hard it is to be a mother.. and even at an older age!! Like i could handle being a mother now!! I'm only 16!! Don't you know me well enough to know that I would never do That!!
Mrs. G: natalie... I Do trust you!! And I do know you well enough... But Dr. Serna said---
nat: Well Dr. Serna's full of (thinks) Well.. he's full of a really bad word!! I'm NOT pregnant!!! I mean.. what do i have to do to prove it to you?
Mrs. G: I dunno, but how did he get the idea that you were pregnant?
nat: maybe he mixed up my name for somebody else's name or something...
Mrs. G: Wow... I just had an awakener!! I'm just SOOO glad to know you listen to me!! The talks i mean, I thought you were always tuning me out!
Nat: Why would i do that?? You know everythign from sex to friends!! You've experienced most things if not heard of them... you just are such an easy person to talk to!! I always listen to you!!
Mrs. G: ohh natalie!! just ocme here and give me a hug! (puts arms out)
Nat: (hugs mrs. garrett) I'm glad you believe me...
Mrs. G: well if you are lying we'll all know in a few montsh now won't we?
Nat; (laughs)
--Cafeteria (next day)--
Girls: (cleaning up as usual!!)
nat: anyone know where the napkins are?? I cna't find them anywhere...
tootie: Natalie.. (grabs them) Their right here!!
Nat: ohh.. (kinda nervous for some reason)
Mrs. G: Natalie.. calm down!! (smiles)
Blair: So nat.. what was the big news that got you so worked up?
Nat: (looks at Mrs. G and then back at Blair) it was nothing to get upset about... mrs. garrett just got her information mixed up...
Tootie: what information?
Nat: Tootie.. you are so dang nosey! arent you ever gonna change?
Tootie: Some things never will change!
Evy: (walks in)
Blair and jo: Hey mrs. green!!
Tootie: Mrs. Green! I haven't seen you in a long time...
Evy: Tootie.. i was just up here a few months ago!!
Tootie: Oh yea.. (smiles) well it seems like forever...
Nat: (turns around) hi mom (hugs evy)
Evy: Hey hun.. how's it been going?
Mrs. G: Evy!! What brings up you here to the school?
Evy: Well i just wanted to talk to natalie.. about.. some things (says sternly and looks at natelie)
nat: (whisper's to mrs. g) can you guys please leave!
Mrs. G: well we'll leave you two alone.. we have some things to get ready anyways.. (heards girls out of the room)
Tootie: But i wanna know what she's talking about...
Mrs. G: (whips her in the kitchen) kids... (leaves)
nat: mom.. i don't know if dr. serna told you anything but he's got his info wrong!!
Evy: I know... i know... he said he got the tests mixed up...
nat: (breathes a sigh of relief) Ohh.. good.. i thought you were gonna yell at me or something...
Evy: No.. but it turns out that I'm the test he mixed it up with...
nat: huh? (kinda knows but is still confused)
Evy: I'm pregnant!! (smiles)
Nat: You're what?? (shocked)
Tootie: (from in the kitchen) Your what!!!
Mrs. G and Girls: (come parading in)
Blair: That's soo cool!!
Jo: So you're really having a baby? Sorry to hear that..
Mrs. G: Jo!! (kinda hits her scoldingly but jokingly)
Evy: Yup.. I'm going to have a baby!
Nat: How did this happen!?!?! (shocked)
Evy: Natalie (says softly) haven't we had thsi discussion about the birds and the bees?
nat: mom! that's not what i mean! and yes I've had those talks.. (looks at mrs. g) Plenty of times!! (says in agony)
Evy: well you don't need to hear the details... (smiles) All that you need to know is that you're going ot have a baby brother or sister...
mrs. G: So you're the one who's going ot have the baby... Congradulations!
evy: Thanks edna! (looks at natalie) are you ok natalie?
nat: yea.. i'm sooo.. relieved!! (smiles) i'm soo happy for you mom!!
Tootie: this is great!! a baby!!
mrs. G and girls: (start congradulating evy and are talkgina botu the baby)
Gil: (walks in) Natalie Bear!?!?
Nat: (looks over) Gil!!! (runs to him and hugs him)
Gil: Hey babe...
Evy: Hi Gil...
nat: oh gil.. you remmeber my mother...
Gil: Of course! mrs. Green how are you??
Evy: Fine.. fine...
Nat: Guess who's pregnant...
Gil: (looks at Nat panickinly and then smiles)
Nat: Guess again!!!
Gil: I dunno...
Evy: (stands up) I am...
Gil: wow... you and mr. green hit it off good huh?
Evy: (smiles) yes.. i guess soo...
Nat: this is soo.. exciting!!
Gil: As long as i had nothign to do with it.. it's cool by me!
nat: (lauhgs)
Everyone: (talks abotu the baby)
--The end--
Please let me know what you think!
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Blair: (reading from a book) Her face flushed hottly. At that moment, he kissed her (laughs)
Nat: Great Blair! You've gone from food to sex and I can't have either!
~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*