Okay, let's get this board happening! Let's all write a fanfic, somebody start. (I don't want to start cause if ya don't like it you'll all hate me and I'll be banished from the boards then I'll never be let on the Internet again, then I'll get depressed and then I'll find no meaning in life, and I'll be looking for the nearest gun...well, you get the idea) So, somebody start us off!

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Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

[This message has been edited by sue z q (edited 07-16-2001).]

This fan fiction will take place in the 8th season. It is one where Natalie and tootie Try to get Jeff and snake to go out on a date. They turn them down because they are both sick. So tootie and Natalie go out by them selfs. When they get there they find Jeff and Snake out on a different double date with other girls.
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---Int. Over Our Heads---

Natalie and Tootie are helping customers. They ring them up and the people leave.

Tootie: Man! Today was really rough!
Natalie: I know. There were so many people in here.
Tootie: What are you doing tommorow night?
Natalie: Nothing. Why?
Tootie: I don't know (Smirks)
Natalie: What are you smirking about?
Tootie: Why don't we go out?
Natalie: No double dates!
Tootie: Why not?
Natalie: Because. OK?
Tootie: Fine, I guess we can just sit and play rummy all night.
Natalie: (Dissapointed) Rummy? You know i don't like rummy!
Tootie gives her a look.
Natalie: Fine! I'll call Snake!
Tootie: OH Thanks so much! I'l call Jeff!

OK who's next? Let's keep this going! Do you like this idea?




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Check out all my fan fictions: It's A Warner Thing, A New Face In Peekskill, Back In Town
and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company."
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Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you
*Jacob*

Ok I'll go next.
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(Tootie and Jeff talking on the phone)
Jeff:Hello.
Tootie:Hi Jeff.
Jeff:Tootie?
Tootie:Would you like to go on a dubble date
with Natalie,Snake,and I?
Jeff:Sorry..I..um..(coughs)I have a..a..(coughs)Cold.(lying because he has a dubble
date with another girl with Snake and his date,Not Natalie.)
Tootie:Ok feel better.(Hangs up the phone)
Natalie:(Natalie picks up the phone)
(Natalie and Snake talking on the
phone)
Snake:Hello.
Natalie:Hi Snake my pet.
Snake:Natalie.
Natalie:Yes Natalie,I was wondering if you wanted to go on a dubble date with Tootie,
Jeff,and I?
Snake:(in a very weak voice,Sounding like he's dying)Im sorry Nat I have a cold and a fever.
Natalie:Poor Snakey poo.Feel better.(hangs up
the phone)
Tootie:Any luck?
Natalie:No,He's sick.You?
Tootie:Jeff's sick too.
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That stunk I hope you all like it better.

Okay, I'll take a whack at it!
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(Snake calls Jeff.)
Sn: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened. Natalie called and-
Je: Asked you to go on a double date? I know, Tootie just called me. What do we do?
Sn: Well, we can't exactly tell them, "Hey, we can't go tonight, because we're going on different double dates. But you two can come along and bring another date!" can we?
Je: Why don't we tell them the truth?
Sn: They'd never understand that these women are really Amazonians threatening our life with their poisonous spears if we don't go out on a date with them, will they?
Je: I guess not. How about the other truth?
Sn: That our bosses made us?
Je: I dunno, we don't exactly have the same boss...
Sn: Do they know that?
Je: I think, they're our girlfriends, they should know...
Sn: We can try...
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all y'all's turn!

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12-step program for people having problems with chattering on constently when posting will be up soon, so be lookin for it! Speaking of looking for things, picking tobasco peppers... Ugh! My back hurts, my fingers hurt- yes, I was really picking them- my nose even hurts! Well, that's been hurting since yesterday, but... Maybe I shouldn't be running this website...

~*Danielle, off topic queen, with my side-kick, sue z q!*~

I'll go again.Im having fun with these round
robin fan fics.(I promise no pink bunny undwear in this round robin,HE HE)
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(Natalie and Tootie sitting on the sofa.)
Natalie:How about we find other dates.
Tootie:Bite your tounge,There is no other guy
that I would go out with.Jeff's the one for
me.
Natalie:Yeah,Snake is my dream man.I know that I would never go out with another guy
behind his back.I know that he would never do
that either.
Tootie:Ditto.How about a movie.(She picks up
the news paper.
Natalie:(Leans over to look at the news paper)How about Heart break love.
Tootie:Jeff and I saw that last week.
Natalie:How about The Kiss of Death.
Tootie:Sounds good to me.(puts the news paper
down.

I guess I'll keep this going

Jeff, Snake and there dates sit down and get ready for the movie
Snake; I'll go out and get us some candy"
and as he is getting up he sees Nat and Tootie walk in
Snake: Hey Jeff
Jeff: What is it Snake?
Snake: I just saw Nat and Tootie walk in
Jeff: Ya right your just nervous because we lied to them
Snake turns Jeff around and he sees Tootie set down
Jeff: Snake what are we going to do, if they see us were dead and I want some pop I'm really thirsty
Snake: Ok just calm down I'll figure out some way to get you some pop
There dates: Um are you going to get us some candy
Snake & Jeff: Yes just a minute
Jeff spots a womens hat in the next seat he sneaks and grabs it with out her knowing and puts it on and Snake sees this popcorn bowl and put in on his head
Snake: Ok Jeff guide me to the door
as Jeff & Snake are going to get refreshments Jeffs date runs up to him
Jeff's Date: Um Jeff I'd don't want Dots I'd rather have Mike and Iks
Jeff: Ok sweetie
Tootie here's the name Jeff and recognizes the voice she get up and goes over to the guy with the womes hat on and pull it off
Tootie: Jeff!!!
Jeff: Hi Tootie what are you doing here?
Tootie: I should be asking you that, how could you lie to me and I thought you were sick!
Nat: I'm glad Snake is honest with me
Snakes date: Hey Snake I would also like a coke to go with my popcorn
Nat get up pulls of the popcorn bowl
Nat: What the hell is going on here!!

Keep it going

[This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 07-22-2001).]

This sounds like a really funny story so far. I love drama but this good too because sometimes people just need to take a break from life and laugh. I don't know what to write however I just wanted you to know that I like what's been written.

I decided to do this round robin story after all. Here's my idea.

The woman who's hat Jeff stole glanced around and him wearing it before he took it off. Now she comes over to him.

Woman (says angrily) "I want my hat back I'm leaving."

Jeff : (in a whisper)"I'm sorry mam I' don't have a good excuse for taking your hat but please don't tell the manager" He pleads.

Woman: "I won't tell the manager but there's something you should know and this is no joke. I've been undergoing treatments for head lice. You may have them in your hair right now."

The woman goes a way with a happy skip in her step.

Natalie:"I wouldn't normally touch one of your boy friends Tootie, but in this case I think you'll aprove."

Natalie runs her wright hand seductivley through Jeff's hair. Then ingoring the shocked look on Snake's face she takes that same hand and runs it through his hair.

Tootie: "Come on Nat, lets go you need to wash your hands."

That's the end of my contribution to the story.