I couldn't wait till Saturday, so here is the Series Premiere of WESTLAND:

WESTLAND theme: (to the tune of the Facts of Life theme)

You take the men, (Shows Joseph)
You take the boys, ( `` `` )
You take ‘em both and there you have, (Blake)
The WESTLAND students, the WESTLAND students. ( `` )
There’s a time, you gotta go, to show you manliness, now you know you’re (Nate)
A WESTLAND student, a WESTLAND student, (Nate)
When the world never seems to-o ha-ave any wo-men, (Donald)
Then suddenly your finding out that (Donald) you are in high schooool, high schoooool, (Rich)
HI-IGH SCHOOL
It takes a lot to get women right, (Rich)
When you are a WESTLAND student, a WESTLAND stu-u-dent, a WESTLAND student. (Directed by: Wachoootalkinabout)


WESTLAND
Pilot Episode
“The Trip”

Mr. Gallopter: Boys!
Joseph: Yes?
Mr. Gallopter: We’re going to go on a road trip!
Nate: Really? Cool, where are we going?
Mr. Gallopter: Well, it’s your choice.
Donald: Let’s go to the countryside of Peekskill!
Blake: Great idea! I need to get some new hair gel anyway.
Mr. Gallopter: What do you mean, Blake?
Blake: At Countryside, the men’s store.
Donald: No, like into fields ‘n’ stuff
Blake: Oh. I’M DRIVING!
Nate: Oh no your not, you stink at driving.
Blake: Oh yeah! I didn’t take my Driver’s Ed test yet!
Nate: DUH! Let’s go.

(IN THE PARKING LOT)
Nate: Which car are we taking?
Mr. Gallopter: How about the limo?
Nate: YIPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(IN THE LIMO)
Blake: Chauffeur, we’d like some vodka.
Mr. Gallopter: No, we wouldn’t!
Blake: Fine. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE! (buries his head in his hands)
Joseph: What a baby.
Donald: Chauffeur where are we…chauffeur? Chauffeur?
Nate: THE CHAUFFEUR IS DEAD!! I’M GONNA THROW THE BODY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND DRIVE ON!
(mixed no’s and good idea’s and yes’s)
Nate: Okay vote, who thinks that I should (Nate, Joseph, and Blake raise their hands) Majority rules. (opens the door and throws the body)
(Nate jumps in the driver’s seat and screams)
Mr. Gallopter: What Nate? Is there bloooood?
Nate: Surprisingly, yes.
Mr. Gallopter: Ewwwwwww, here are some towels.
Joseph: I’m gonna be sick (throws up all over the ground of the limo)
Mr. Gallopter: Oh nooooooo! Headmaster Fillintra is going to be—
(radio commercial)
Britney Spears: Do YOU need car help? Call triple A at 1800-I-LOVE-AAA
Mr. Gallopter: I have a cell phone. (dials 1-800-I-LOVE-AAA)
Voice: Triple A.
Mr. Gallopter: Hi, we need some car cleaning services because Joseph just puked all over the limo floor.
(dial tone)
Mr. Gallopter: Hello, Hello, HELLOOOOOOOOO!!??!?!
(dial tone)
Nate: They probably thought you were—
(big bump)
Joseph: OWWWWWWWWWW! (blood starts streaming from his head)
Mr. Gallopter: JOSEPH! (rips out a roll of gauze tape) Okay, let me wrap this around your head. (unrolls it and wraps it) There! Voila!
Joseph: Thanks.
Mr. Gallopter: Nate, what was that bump?
Nate: It-it-it was…nothing?
Mr. Gallopter: Nate, it wasn’t what I think it was, was it.
Nate: What do you think it is?
Mr. Gallopter: A skunk.
Nate: Oh, uh, yeah, it was a skunk. (under his breath) whew!
Mr. Gallopter: Hey, skunks don’t have that much blood!
Nate: What do you mean?
Mr. Gallopter: There is a HUGE bloody mess behind the—
(Nate starts speeding)
Mr. Gallopter: Nate! You should get your license revoked!
Nate: Sorry, I just haven’t driven a limo in a long--never.
Mr. Gallopter: Nate, Nate, Nate. Let me drive.
Nate: NOOOOOO!!!! (is looking back screaming “No!” and swirves to the right and crashes)
Joseph: Nate, you are such an idiot!! I ain’t fixin’ the car this time eitha!
Mr. Gallopter: JOSEPH!! Get out there and fix this car, immediatly!
Joseph: You can’t make me, Richard.
(mixed “ooooh”’s and “ahhh”’s)
Mr. Gallopter: Joseph!!!!! THAT IS UNCALLED FOR! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL YOUR HOUSE FATHER BY HIS FIRST--
Donald: Please, can we call you Richard, Richard?
Mr. Gallopter: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Call me Rich.

THE END

Ummmm....what was the point there? I didn't really get that. You should have made more.

There's more eps. Visit the official site:
www.maxpages.com/westland (http://www.maxpages.com/westland)

It says that its not for the public viewing you have to do something in Site Options.

YEah I know, it is messed up. I might have to move it somewhere else.

That was completely pointless and ********... I LOVED IT!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Sorry for the link trouble I have the site up and am going to add stuff to it in a minute
http://www.geocities.com/westlandontheweb/index.html


Kay, today I'll start the page for, hmmm...Blake and I'll also get the updates page,

It said you didn't start building.did u start building on it? because it did that with me when i was building my web page

Yeah, I'll have it available within 36 hrs. With:

Blake's Page
Updates
A GREAT Home Page
Theme Song page
WESTLAND on FOL page
Westland episodes 1 and (possibly) 2


**POSSIBLY**
A Mailing List sign up applet
A CREDITS list for WESTLAND