I couldn't wait till Sunday so here it is:
"The Facts of Life"
Eight's Company Too!
Synopsis:When Rick feels he needs to live with his wife he decides to move in...and cause confusion.
Cast:(Scott Bryce will join the opening credits with this episode.)
Cloris Leachman
Lisa Welchel
Kim Fields
Mindy Cohn
Nancy McKeon
MacKenzie Astin
Sherrie Krenn
and Scott Bryce as Rick.
Scene:1:Rick's car:Jo,Rick
Jo:Rick I could have taken a bus.You did not have to drive me home.
Rick:I'm your husband and I should be with you at all times.
Jo:Then why don't you let me move in?
Rick:You know Beverly Ann or mom would trust us.
Jo:We're married!
Rick:Well we'll see.
Jo:Blair brought some guy home last night.He tried to hit on me.
Rick:What did you do?
Jo:I brought him to my room and gave him what he wanted.
Rick:What!?!?!?!?!
Jo:He asked for a wrench!
Rick:Ohhh.
Jo:We did that in the kitchen.
Rick:Oh Jo shut up!
Jo:Ha-Ha I'm kidding!
Scene:2:Over Our Heads:Jo and Beverly Ann.
Jo:Beverly Ann I've been meaning to talk to you about something.
Bev:Yeah what about?
Jo:It's about me and Rick we think we have been married long enough and I want to know if we can finally you know...
Bev:Not yet your to young he'll just leave you after the baby's born!
Jo:No about us moving together!
Bev:Ohh I guess you can get fitted in one of the guest rooms.
Jo:Well we sorta wanted to move into his place so we can help pay off the rent.
Bev:You don't have to pay rent here!
Jo:Ohh well I'll see what he thinks about it.
Scene:3:Living Room:Jo,Rick:
Rick:So what did Beverly Ann say about us?
Jo:She said we can move in here.In one of the.........guest rooms!
Rick:Great we can finally live together.
Jo:Sleep in the same bed.
Rick:Have romantic nights.
Jo:Cook each other breakfast.
Rick:Learn more about each other.
Jo:Oh and finally get to stop arguing about me wanting to get on the bus!
Rick:Yeah we'll have it made!
Scene:3:Jo and Rick's Room:Jo,Blair,Toot,Nat:
Toot:So Jo you finally get to be more ROMANTIC with Rick get my drift!
Jo:Tootie, it's nothing like that we are in love real love.
Blair:Yeah real cheap love!
Jo:Blair I like your dress.
Blair:Thank you!
Jo:What hole did you pull it out of?
Blair:Shut Mr. Goodwrench.
Jo:That is sooo old.
Nat:Let's just get back to work!
Toot:I didn't volenteer to clean out the junk room!
Jo:I didn't eather I chose this one because it's biggest and it is more down to earth you know the idea like Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island" or something.
Toot:Why didn't you and Rick just ride a boat and get lost on an island.What if we all got lost on an island?
Screen Blurs:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Pippa...................Mrs.Howell
Nat.....................Skipper
Tootie..................Proffesserette
Andy....................Mr.Howell
Blair...................Ginger
Rick....................Gilligan
Jo......................Mary Ann
Scene:1:Supply Hut:Mary Ann,Gilligan
Mary Ann:I love you Gilligan!
Prof.:And I love you
Mary Ann:Kiss Me!
Scene:2:Girls' Hut:Ginger,Mary Ann
Mary Ann:Ginger I'm in love!
Ginger:Lokk little girl you don't know what love means yet!
Mary Ann:OK I wanna see you steal Gilligan's heart!
Ginger:Gilligan?I'll have him hooked!
Mary Ann:OK it's a deal!
Scene 3:Lagoon:Ginger,Gilligan
Ginger:Hey good-looking.
Whatcha doin?
Gilligan:I'm fishing.
Ginger:Well put down your fishing pole and let's get cozy.
Gilligan:No Ginger leave me alone.
Ginger:C'mon baby surrender to Ginger.
Gilligan:No I'm with Mary Ann.
Mary Ann(now in scene):Give me my money!
(BACK TO REALITY)
Jo:Tootie,It'll be nothing like that!
Scene:5:The Guest Room:Rick,Jo:
Rick:I am having second thoughts about this in the house thing...
Jo:What's wrong.
Rick:I don't know what if one of the girls walk in on me?
Jo:Don't worry.
Rick:It's not just that it's Pippa she.........
TO BE CONTINUED



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All:Ahhhhh
Mrs. Garret: girls there's nothing to worry about.
Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET!

Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!
Jo:Don't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there.

Prof.:That stuff can blow up.
Mary:My dishes
Ging:My jewlery
Skip:My nails
Howell:My golf balls
Miss.H:My goodness!

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This is really good! Keep going.

Last time on "The Facts of Life".....
Bev:You and Rick could move into one of the guess rooms.
Rick:It's Pippa she.......she........
"Now the conclusion to "Eight's Company Too"
Jo:What's going on?
Rick:She hates me!
Jo:So...
Rick:And I hate her ever since she moved here.
Jo:Why?
Rick:It started from the first day.Me and her were in the shop and I acedentley dropped one of the things and she said..'You ruined it'...then I said maybe if you hadn't kept kicking me behind the counter I wouldn't.And everything went downhill!
Jo:Don't worry about her...I'll set her straight because nobody talks about my man!
Scene:6:Over Our Heads
Pippa:Hi Jo.
Jo:Don't hi me!
Pippa:What's wrong?
Jo:Why did you yell at Rick does many days ago?
Pippa:I'm sorry(Backing into the counter.)
Jo:Well you better be!
Now Rick is moving in here no matter what you say!
Scene:7:Guest Room
Jo:Maybe we will have a new great life here after all!
Rick:Yes that's right baby.

Note:This was not supposed to be a great episode because the one after the next ep is gonna have Jo and Rick divorced!
It's name will be "Good Bye,Jerk!"

The next will have the four main girls held hostage called....."Just Wanted Some Gas"

VOTE FOR US AT THE FAN FIC AWARD FOR UNFUNNIEST! I'LL GET AN AWARD EVEN THOUGH IT IS FOR UNFUNNY-NESS!

Originally posted by JT:
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Note:This was not supposed to be a great episode because the one after the next ep is gonna have Jo and Rick divorced!
It's name will be "Good Bye,Jerk!"

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That's definetly one I WON'T MISS!

ks

Hey, i really like this! when i first saw the subject i thought "oh gosh, another one of those bates boy stupid eps" but i really like this! where are the other 3 eps. so i can read theM?

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Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped

Jo: So things change, you're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Blair: Don't get too mushy on us!

They are 'California Here We Come'
'The Facts of the Fifties',and 'Soap'
I have a renion one called 'The Facts of the Other's Lives' and a 6th season ep called 'Sweet Little Ginger'