Here's a neat game I've seen on other boards (All In The Family, Happy Days). Someone makes up a question about the sitcom or the characters on it, and the next post purposely answers incorrectly, and tries to make up a funny answer. The post then makes up the next question.

Thanks for turning me on to this game Mikado!

Here are some examples:

What was the name of Wally's smart ass friend?

Teddie Rascal

What did Lumpy always call his father?


Doodie


Here's the first real question:

What is the name of the Beaver's elementary school principal?

SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

What happened the first time Wally and Beaver babysitted a younger child?
(I actually saw this ep today! :lol: )

He turned the tables on them and taught them nuclear physics.

Where to the Cleavers live?

They lived in a Little House on the Prairie


"Ward, dont you think you were a little hard on the _____________?"

staff for screwing up the Accounting Report?

What classmate of the Beaver's is the Queen Snitch?

Cindy Brady



Why does Beaver like to visit old Gus?

Cause Gus is always ready with a smile, a chocolate bar, and those wonderful tales about his days as a soldier in the Civil War

What was Lumpy Rutherford's REAL name?

Horatio Hornblower Rutherford.

Why did June always wear pearls?

Because she gets them out of the oyster cracker box.


Why does Maryellen invite Beaver over to her house?

Because she wants him to build a dam. Ha Ha

Who is Miss Landers?

Former topless dancer Scarlet Begonia who came to Mayfield to start a new life.

What did Beaver find in the soup bowl on the billboard?

the Lindbergh baby :eek:

Why didnt the Cleavers have any pets?

June killed them all because she kept vacuuming the fur off of them.

What did Larry Mondello's father do for a living?

He sold nuclear secrets to the Russians

Did Ward ever catch on to the traitorous acts, next door?

no, but he did wonder why all those men with big fur hats kept cutting through his backyard.


What kind of job did Wally get at the lake?

Fishboy....like a cowboy, but you ride a tuna

Having to make a choice ( one or the other ), would Ozzie choose Harriet, or Ice cream?
^^^Ooops...I got confused here, didnt I? :eek2:

Ice Cream


Why did Beaver pretend to take a bath when he was little?

His real mother was the Wicked Witch of the West, so he couldn't touch water.

What did Eddie usually say to Mrs. Cleaver?

Why Mrs. Cleaver are you trying to seduce me? (yuk) lol!


Why was Larry Mondelo snooping in his sister's diary?

He wanted to see if she wrote down where she hid the candy bars.


What does Larry's sister look like?

Like Paris Hilton, only with a better butt and looser morals

Why was Eddie Haskel always so polite around June?

He was on her payroll as a spy to get more information on Wally and Beaver. Her snooping was becoming too obvious.

What was Judy Hensler known for?

Her World famous shrunken head collection.....OMG, thats "Lumpy"!!!

Why didnt June ever take off her pearls?

Because she was afraid the oysters would steal them.

What was Judy Hensler famous for doing in class?

She was famous for making those armpit noises.



Did Beaver like Gilbert as much as he liked Larry Mondelo?

Not really, he and Larry were engaged

Was Gilbert jealous?

Yes, and to try to make Beaver jealous he dated Richard.

What did Miss Landers think of Judy?

She thought Judy was shy and quiet.


Who would Judy want to go to a school dance with?

Whitey. The rest of the boys were too tall for her.

Where did Ward work?

He was a professional hamster breeder

Did Ward make "the big bucks"?

He made big bucks but the family never benefitted since June blew big wads of cash at the racetrack every afternoon.

How did Wally and Beaver get Puddin' out of the bathroom?

they pulled her out through the keyhole

Did Puddin' and Beaver ever meet again?

They met again at that big jello wrestling match.



Why didn't Beaver want to take his baby picture to school?

Cause the date on it would have proved that Beaver was really a 35 year old midget

Wally and Beaver got along pretty good for brothers, why didnt they try to kill each other the way most siblings do?

They were really "Stepford Children" like those Stepford wives.


What kind of personality did Lumpy have?

A sparking one.

What does Mrs. Rayburn do?

She runs the Mayfield Zoo.



Why didn't Mrs. Mondelo's husband stay home more often?

Because he had to travel to Cleveland often where he was having an affair with Mimi.

What does Wally call the Beave when he acts naive or stupid?

He calls him "Big Dummy".



When did he pick this up from Fred Sanford?

He learned the term from Fred when he came to visit his pen-pal in Mayfield.


Who was Fred's pen-pal?

Ward who all that free time after he was fired from his job down at the city landfill

Where did Fred Rutherford work?

Judy Hensler

What made Judy Hensler happier than anything else?

Ward who all that free time after he was fired from his job down at the city landfill

Where did Fred Rutherford work?



He worked at Mayfield High as the school janitor.

Judy Hensler

What made Judy Hensler happier than anything else?



She was happiest when all the boys were giving her kisses.



Who was the biggest tattletale at Beaver's school?

Beaver's teacher Miss Canfield, that little b*tch was always "telling tales out of school"!

How did Beaver feel about miss Canfield?

He loved her because she baked him all those toll house cookies.



What happened when Eddie and Wally parked cars at a party?

They realised they could have "One bitchin' demolition derby"!

Why was Eddie always sooo polite around June?

Because he was sooo full of shi....vilry!;)

Eddie always referred to the Beaver around June as young......

Butt-head

Which teacher did Beaver prefer, Miss Canfield or Miss Landers, and why?

Neither, he wanted Judy to be his teacher because she was so hot.



How did Lumpy get his nickname?

Because of all those lumps daddy, Fred, put on his head.



Why wasn't Lumpy popular with the girls?

Cause none of the lumps were in the right places

Was there anyone who could "see" beyond Eddie's "nice boy" act?

Yes, Judy Hensler, and she told on him to Miss Landers.

Describe Mrs. Rayburn's personality?

She acted like sex symbol; picture her face on Marilyn Monroe.



Why did Larry Mondelo throw money out of his house window?

Because Eddie Haskell told him it was seed money.

What other nonsense did Eddie tell Larry?

Larry's mother liked to be a stripper... :lol:

What other stuff did Ward do besides go to work and golf?

He liked to put on a wig and play guitar in a rock n roll band.



What did June like to do besides housework?

String pearls so she had another ensemble for taking out the garbage.

Why does Lumpy date his teacher's daughter?

it was the easiest way to get a chance to peek at his teacher in the shower

Who else on the show had a crush on his teacher?

Lumpy had a huge crush on Mrs. Rayburn.


What class did she teach at the high school?

Advanced nuclear physics, Lumpy was her best student, of course

Why didnt Ward ever spank his boys?

Because Judy Hensler did it better, and her rates were cheap too.

Why does Ward almost forbid Eddie from ever comng over to the Cleaver house again?

Because he caught Eddie kissing June.



What was June's reaction to the kiss?

She thought he could teach Ward a thing or two..

Did Eddie kiss anybody else's mother on the show? Did they like it?

He tried to kiss Mrs. Mondelo but she knocked him out, so I'd say she didn't like it.


What 1960's show did Mrs. Mondelo have a small part in?

Playboy after Hours

Who was the sexiest woman on LITB?

Mrs. Rayburn


Did Ward ever play baseball with the boys?

No but he did play Twister with them.

Who gets stuck in a big cup atop a billboard?

(ooo, thats my fave ep! )..but anyway.....

June, she'd always dreamed of having large cups :rolleyes:

What was written on the sidewalk, in the first season credits?

Kilroy Cleaver was here.

Who helps the Beaver repair an old typewriter?

Mrs. Mondelo, she was a jack of all trades.



Who was Violet Rutherford related to?

Daisy Passaic

How did they get Beaver out of the billboard cup (the little goof!)?

They added creamer and he floated right out.


What punishment did Beaver get for this stunt?

he was made to sit in a giant milkshake glass until he was sucked out through the straw

Did Larry Mondello seem a little "slow" to you?

It's all relative. Next to Lumpy, Larry Mondello is supersonic.


When Eddie changed a grade on the Beaver's report card, what grade did he change it to?

He changed it from a D to a D+.....he wasnt very creative

What does Eddie do today?

He works at Fort Knox, writing down all those money serial numbers.



What's Larry Mondelo doing these days?

Subway commercials.

Who did Ward suspect, when the brandy was missing ?

June, she was a big lush before they were married

In what way did June interfere when Eddie and Wally were both showing interest in the same girl?

She tied Eddie up and put him in the trunk of the car so Wally could win the girl.


How did Eddie get out?

He threatened to tell jokes, and the car jack immediately came to life and jimmied the lock.


Why does Lumpy date his teacher's daughter?

^ Good one! lol!

Because his Home Ec. teacher's daughter made the best Taco's in Mayfield.



Was Lumpy a ladies man?

His Mommy thought so.

What did Wally and Beaver feed Captain Jack?

The remains of Beaver's bird, after the cat got to it.

Speaking of pets, whatever happened to the dog, that the boys got at the end of one episode ?

June took him for a "ride" and that was the last we saw of him.


Did the boys have any other pets?

A pet ferret that got into June's pearl box, but she took care of him too.

Why does June wear so many pearls?

Because she has a barrell full of them from the days they lived on the beach.



Which beach did they live on?

Sunava beach (say it out loud)

Who was that old man that Beaver hung out with by the firestation?

George Burns

What obnoxious girl on the show is always trying to brown nose Miss Landers?

Hilda Haskell, Eddie's little sister.



Does Eddie have any other siblings?

Jerry Haskell, the LEAST polite kid in town!

What did Ward do for a living anyway?

wrote Hallmark cards

Is there ever an occasion where June doesn't wear pearls?

When she's working on the car, she doesn't want to get grease on them.



Why doesn't Ward do mechanic work?

Just cause he IS a tool, doesnt mean hes any good with them

What did Ward do for a living anyway?

He wrote inspirational cards for Hallmark.

Why does the Beaver make a funny face in a class picture?

Because he forgot to take his "med's" that day.


Did Beaver have any other questionable pictures of himself?

Yes, the one where he's crying atop the beverage container on the billboard.

Who always call Beaver a little goof?

Mrs. Rayburn, she can never remember his actual name.



Who does Beaver and Wally buy a hunting jacket for?

June. She can't find her Sunday Best pearls and is determined to blast them out, wherever they may be.

Who always asks his mom for a hunk of cake when he comes home from school.

Lumpy, thats why he's so darn lumpy after all.



Do we ever see Lumpy's mother?

No. But we occassionally see his daddy.

Lumpy is to dopey as Eddie is to........

sneaky


Did Eddie ever date Maryellen Rogers?

No. But he did make her throw up once.

Whatever happens to the Beaver's monkey?

Mrs. Rayburn accidently sat on him. No more monkey.




How did Beaver end up with a monkey anyway?

It was Lumpy's pet but it ran away from him.

What's the name of the man who didn't finish painting the fence?

Floyd B. Barriscale.


Which one of the following good-looking chicks was NEVER featured in a LITB episode? ---

Gloria Cusick.
Gail Preston.
Donna Townsend.
Evelyn Boothby.
Kathy Gregory.

All were on the show, cleverly disguised with lots of cotume jewelry by June.

Why is Wally banned from an athletic event?

No, he always played the field



Was Wally really that "into" sports?

No but he enjoyed razzing Lumpy on the field.


What is Lumpy's real name?

Lumprick von Lumpinheimer the 4th

What was "Beaver"'s real name?

Harrison B. Harding.


How many toes did Angela Valentine have?

14, of course.

Why does the Beaver feel like such a goof after buying the Eskimo sweater?

Because he began to realize that the Eskimo sweater clashed with the pearl necklace and the high-heel pumps he bought the previous day. :(


In the episode where Wally gets a ticket for driving without a license, which of the following things occurs?:

1.) Ward gets fed up with the shenanigans of Wallace and The Beaver and mows them down with an AK-47.

2.) The normally-quiet residential Mayfield street known as Pine Street becomes busier than the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on the last Sunday in May.

3.) June serves the police officers an assortment of cool, refreshing beverages and finger sandwiches while the cops are tossing Wally's ass in the patrol car.

4) Wally runs away to Mexico with Eddie Haskel and they live in the desert on Iguana meat for the next 6 years

How did a boring dork like Ward manage to romance and marry a hot babe like June?

He picked the right number out of the hat during the "Bivouac Baby" contest while he was in the U.S. Army. On their 40th date, Ward finally got up enough courage to tell June his odd first name. Up to that 40th date, she knew he him as "Salvador".


In the episode where Beaver refuses to eat his brussels sprouts, the waiter in the restaurant (who is Hal Smith; aka: "Otis Campbell" of Mayberry, North Carolina USA) does which of following things?:

1.) Grabs Mrs. Cleaver and kisses her passionately (to the dismay of hubby Ward).

2.) Whines incessantly about the high price his restaurant has recently had to pay for turnips and coffee filters.

3.) Tries to switch out the sprouts for an alternative vegetable.

4) Picks Beaver up by the lapels of his suit and yells: "Either you eat these sprouts, or ill stick them up where the sun don't shine!!!"

How did Larry and the Beaver get caught when skiping school?

They got caught raiding Mrs. Rayburns refrigerator when Larry got hungry.


What was Larry tossing out the window?

his "stash" :eek2:

When Wally was sent home from school for having a sore throat, why wasnt his voice even the tiniest bit scratchy?

Because he had just finished gargling with cod liver oil.

What did Mrs. Rayburn do for a living?

She was a 10 cents a dance, dancer at the Mayfield USO.



Why did she choose this occupation?

Because she had no choice after trying to show up for work at Ward's "office" in Mayfield--but since nobody knows what Ward did for a living (or where his office was located exactly), Cornelia Rayburn was forced to search for other employment. And what with her terrific set of gams, becoming a lap dancer was tailor-made. :)


What did Lumpy Rutherford use to fix his car's tailpipe?

Daddy's telescope

How did Eddie always respond to Mrs. Cleaver?

"Right on, hot mama"


How did Beaver insult Chewey ?

He told Chewey he looked like Lumpy's mangy cat.



Who did Beaver get in a fight with?

Judy Hensler's younger sister

What lame teenager on the show always called his father Daddy?

Archie Andrews

Did LITB ever have a "crossover show" with Ozzie & Harriet?

Yes, Mrs. Rayburn appeared on the show as a rich matron with the hots for Joe Randolph, but Clara quickly put the kebosh on this.

What is Miss Landers occupation?

Dog catcher

Why did Wally seem to be "lukewarm" towards girls?

Because he was really in love with his tuba

Who changes a grade on Beaver's report card from a D- to a B+

Ward, he just couldn't stand to look at the D-.



What type of woman was Mrs. Rutherford?

The kind who OBVIOUSLY married for the money....oh wait, that's the right answer! :lol:

Why didnt Ward spank his kids like most other Fathers did back then?

He could never catch them to spank them.



What did June do when she got angry at Ward?

She smacked him with her Kresge pearls.

Why does Lumpy date his teacher's daughter?

Because he could never get the gym coach to say "Yes" when he asked him out on a date.


Why is the state that the Cleavers live in never revealed?

It was just admitted to the USA, and wasn't allowed to be formally announced until officially signed into law by Mrs. Rayburns newphew.


Why does the Beaver make a funny face in the class picture (the little goof)?

His pet frog had jumped down his shirt collar just as the picture was snapped.



What did the boys hide in the bathtub?

Jen's favorite set of pearls, and boy was she mad. Nobody had any hunks of cake for the next eight months.

What does Judy Hensler like to do?

Write love poems to Beaver.



Who would Beaver want to write love poems to?

Lumpy's daddy

What does June Cleaver like to wear around her neck?

The noose from the time she was almost hung for horsestealing

Who's horse did she try to steal?

Mister Ed



How was she caught?

She and Mr Ed were having such a loud discussion on the morality of horsestealing, that they were arrested for disturbing the peace

Why wasnt Ward in the reunion movies?

Because June was having a reunion of her own, if you know what I mean. The man promised her saphires--which trump pearls anyday.

Who always refers to the Beaver as young Theodore?

His Grampa, old Theodore

Didnt Wally have any other friends besides Eddie and Lumpy?

No, June was afraid any other friends would turn out to be worse than those two.


Who used to bully Beaver?

June, when the Beaver didn't polish her pearls properly.


What interesting fact is learned about the eskimo sweater?

That it was really made in Thailand.



Did anyone else in Mayfield buy one? lol!

Just Judy Hensler and she told everyone in school that Beaver had a girl's sweater.


Name one of Miss Lander's students.

He couldn't help it; the Tourette's syndrome acted up on him.


How did Beav and Larry get caught ditching school ?

By Eddie, who was also ditching it too.

Where does Gus work?

He's the town's arsonist, if you need something burned, just call Gus. (lol!)



Does he have a successful business?

yes, theres not a building in town left uncharred :lol:

Who else in that town is a troublemaker?

Lumpy's Daddy

What kind of trouble does Lumpy's daddy cause?

He's the town cassanova. He creates broken hearts all over Mayfield.



What nickname does June give Fred?

my hot lumpy daddy

What nickname does Fred Rutherford give to June?

Granny Goodgirldle

Did June EVER take off her pearls?

Only on her wedding night:lol:

Who's daddy works alongside Ward?

Ricky Nelson's

Why did they change the opening every season?

so they had something that would match June's new set of pearls.

What is Mrs. Rayburn's relationship to Miss Landers?

They were close room-mates at the University of Ohio.



Did they always get along well together?

No, because they both had a thing for Mr. Rutherford, and fought and fought over him. But it was all for naught, once June sashayed by Mr. R it was love at first sight, and the two U of Oh ladies lost out. After that they became friends again.

Why does the Beaver make a goofy face in the class photo?

Because Judy kept trying to kiss him.



Why did he dislike Judy so much?

Because Judy's necklace clashed with June's pearls.

Who likes to eat hunks of cake with his milk?

Gus, but his mother hardly ever makes cake any more.



Why did she stop baking?

Because she got mad when she dropped her dentures in some sponge cake batter.

What does Gus fix for the Beaver?

He fixes Beaver's homework.



What kind of grade did he get on it?

A D- . This was because Gus was old and Beaver's homework was on the new math.

What older woman is Eddie always sucking up to?

Mrs. Mondelo, he was hoping to get a date with her daughter.



Did the daughter favor her mom & brother?

Both-she had her mother's plumpness and her brother's mustache.

What is Lumpy's real name?

Matt, short for Mattress, thats how he got the Lumpy nickname.



How did Eddie & Wally manage to misplace Fred Rutherford's car?

It was easy, the just followed Clarence's directions, and Lumpy's daddy's car was misplaced.

Who does young Theodore think is a rat?

As Beaver used to say: "Mickey "Mouse"? He's 3 feet tall.....there's no DAMN WAY he's not a RAT!!!!"

What did June usually do when Beaver used words like DAMN?

She made him wash her pearls out with soap.

Why does Lumpy date the teacher's daughter?

To get closer to the teacher, due to his interest in older ladies.

How did Beav and Wally set a booby trap for Lumpy ?

They put a Nuclear Physics book right in the center of the trap. They knew that Lumpy couldn't resist it!

Who is Miss Lander's best snitch?

Larry Mondello - for a bit of food, he would rat on anyone.




Why didn't the Beaver and Wally have enough money for their train ride back home ?

Because they gave it to Eddie to play on the horses.

What is Mrs. Rayburn's relationship to Miss Landers?

secret lovers. shhhhhhhhhhhhh


What were Beaver and Larry smokin in the tabacco pipe?

Well they thought it was pot, but it was really oregano sold to them by Eddie Haskell, the little goofs

Who does Lumpy's father work with?

Gus the Fireman, Fred keeps the fire engine clean & full of water.



How does Maryellen get Wally to ask her to the dance?

She kicks off her shoes. "Will you take me?" "No," says Wally.
She unzips her dress. "Will you take me now?" "No," says Wally.
She throws off her dress, leaving her bra and half-slip. "Now?" "No," says Wally.
She stands with her back to him and takes off her bra. "How about now?" Before wally answers this time, Beaver comes back into the room with the ginger ale, then Wally says "Yes!" and throws her bra back at her. And Beaver says, "Can I see what happens if I push the buttons?"

And after Beaver told June how Mary Ellen got Wally to take her to the dance, and Ward did not approve, what did June tell him?

She told Ward to lighten up as Mary Ellen was really into pearls, and that any girl who was into pearls couldn't be all bad.


Who gets stuck atop a billboard like a little goof?

Mr. Cleaver. He was drunk at the time.


What fruit did Larry like the most?

The Asian Pear

Who is always unctuous and very brown-nosey to Mrs. Cleaver whenever he meets her?

Larry. He did it for the fruit.


Why did Larry always get Beaver in trouble?

Because it turned June on. She always paid Larry handsomely with eclairs and homemade peach ice cream.

Who is always called the Beav a "little goof"?

His mother, of course.


What did Beaver lose that belonged to Lumpy?

a huge clump of brain cells that were the equivalent of 60 IQ points.

Who takes out the Beaver's report card, and changes one of the grades from a D- to a B+?

Mrs. Cleaver. She didn't want her son to fail.


What sport did Wally play?

English Fifth Divisional Cricket, and , BTW, he was quite good at it

What does June really think about Eddie?

She had a secret crush on him and wanted to jump his bones.


What did Beaver get his head stuck in?

This is a PG-13 site so I can't say LOL

What do Judy Hensler and Cindy Brady have in common?

They both want a piece of Eddie Munster


Why did Judy really dislike Beaver?

Because he was a much better snitch than she was.

Who always refers to the Beaver in front of June as "young Theodore"?

Larry Mondelo, he was 4 months older than Beaver



What were Gilbert, Whitey & Larry doing in the tree at Beaver's house?

Bird Watching.


What was the teacher doing at Beaver's house?

Putting on a blond wig and trying to seduce Wally.

What did the boys get to see from the tree that really shocked them?

June doing some pretty weird things in the backyard with her pearls

What does Judy Hensler like to do better than anything else?

pick her nose.:lol:


Why didn't Wally get the job as a life guard?

Because he had webbed feet and couldn't do the dog paddle.

What dopey teenager on the show always calls his father Daddy?

Well I know it wasn't Eddie, He called his dad "Sam".


who did Beaver alway's turn too when he had a problem?

His good friend Judy Hensler.

What kind of clothes did Aunt Martha buy for the Beav ?

some baggy low-rider jeans



How did Ward like them?

He wanted a pair just like them for his self.


Who was Beaver's best friend?

Eddie Haskell, he taught Beaver how to be a wise-guy




What did Ward see attached to a rope going up by the den window?

Mary Ellen Rogers - she was sneaking in by Wally.



What happened when the kids launched their homemade boat ?

It was reported on "World News Tonight"




why were the boy's having trouble selling the perfume they ordered?

Because each potential customer dropped dead per each fume.

Why didn't we see Dudley McMillan again after that single episode?

Because he became the successful Orville Redenbocker, and refused to return to Mayfield.


Before tobacco, what did Beav and Larry try smoking in the pipe ?

the dirt from June's vacume cleaner




What was Larry Mondelo gonna get when his father came home?

A Big Mac and Fries


What did Beaver say the perfume smelled like?

His mom's pearl cleaning polish

What is Cornelia Rayburn's occupation?

A Lap Dancer.


What did Wally and Beaver do in the one episode, when it was raining?

Help June with her knitting and pearl polishing

Whose nickname is Lumpy?

Larry Mondello, after Beaver got smart and gave him a lump on the head!

Why did the Beav give himself a haircut ?

Because he used the hair cut money at the local "peep" show.


What did Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver think about the hair cut?

Ward hated it but June loved it cause it went with her pearls LOL!

What teacher does Judy Hensler always try to brown nose?

Mr. Kotter




What did Miss Landers wear to dinner at the Cleavers that fasinated Beaver?

A stripper's outfit--with pearls of course

What little goof gets himself stuck atop a billboard?

Mr Cleaver. He was drunk at the time.


How did he get down from the Billboard?

He was taken down by the Mayfield Stupid Drunk Rescuing Helicopter Service.

What little goof bought a "cool" Eskimo sweater that turned out to be for little girls?

Chewey - he heard about how cold it can get up north !!



How does the Beav wind up at an all-girl party ?

He crashed one of those 'skin-care' parties, saw a lot of skin, and heard a lot of giggles.

Wally lost the race for sophomore class president, but what office was he elected to as a junior?

He was elected bikini inspector, but it just turned out to be another one of Eddie's gags.



What ride was the Beav afraid of, at the amusement park ?

The train ride, Eddie once tied him to the tracks.




Why wasn't Lumpy popular with the high school girls?

Because his lumps were in the wrong spots.


What happened with Henry the rabbit, that made Henry an inappropriate name ?

When he shed his winter coat he turned out to be a lady mouse




What happens with the newspaper delivery to the Cleavers?

The newspaper delivery gets stopped, because Ward couldn't affortd to pay the bill, because he spent all his money on food for the rabbits (which turned out to be mice!)


Ward gets upset when the boys withdraw money from their bank accounts, thinking that they would spend the money foolishly on themselves. What to they actually spend the money on ?

A new pearl for June to add to her string.

Why was June so crazy about pearls, anyway?

She liked the attention and compliments they received from Eddie.



Why was the town paying for Gus the fireman just to sleep all day in the firehouse ?

74 cents an hour, a Christmas Bonus of 5,000 S & H trading stamps & 3 free lunches at the Cleavers.

Who's always asking June for a hunk of cake?

Larry, he wasn't shy.


What did Larry always ask for when he was at the Cleavers?

Beer!



(Pilot episode...->) Why were the Cleaver kids saving up milk caps ?

So they could buy June a smart ruby clasp they saw in downtown Mayfield. They wanted to give her a change of pace from the pearls.

Why does Lumpy date his teacher's daughter?

Just to get closer to the teacher, he had an interest in older ladies.



How did Lumpy bully around Wally & the Beav ?

By bringing "daddy" over.



Why wasn't Lumpy's mom shown?

Because she was so.. Well, I want go there.:lol:


Who walked into the trap, that was meant to be for Lumpy?

Neddie Rascal, Eddie's identical cousin, three times removed.

What did the beaver end up doing with his pet monkey?

He and the monkey Double Dated with Wally and his girlfriend.


What was Wally doing when the Policeman give him a ticket?

Eating an ice cream cone outside of the Mayfield central square dessert zone. But his ticket was only in the third degree since it was his first offense and the cone didn't have any toppings on it.

Which one of the boys' friends was always sucking up to Mrs. Cleaver?

Larry of course, he wanted more apple pie.


What did Larry do everytime he and Beaver did something wrong?

Hide in the bathtub



Why didn't June ever have the ladies over to the house?

Because among Ward, Wally, and Beaver, it only took one coming into the house to make them nervous and they couldn't talk about women's topics any more.

Wally doesn't seem to mention any liking for any particular TV show, but what was his favorite?

The Cooking Show


What was Beaver's favorite Book to read?

The Anarchist's Bible.



What country was Chewey from ?

Japan



Why did Ward need a hunting jacket when he never went hunting?

In case he wanted to hunt that big white killer rabbit.



What did Beaver do with the baby rabbits, that he shouldn't have ?

Let Larry have them to snack on.

What was Mr. Cleaver and the boys trying to catch in the trap?

a most obnoxious varmint called a hensler snitcher

Where does Gus work?

Gus works on the bus, where he doesn't discuss much !



What was Gus' trick, to make the mother rabbit accept the baby rabbit that was touched by Beaver ?