Ra: (looking in mirror tossing hair. Sighs.) Rachel, Rachel... why art thou soooo beautiful?
A: Gag.
Ra: Oh, that's right, Alexz. That's what the boys say when they see you.
A: Uh, in a minute that's what the flies are gonna be sayin' when they see YOU! (Rick, Jo, and Blair come in.)
B: Aren't they just like we used to be?
A: Is that a good thing?
J: Erica Alexzandra Marie...
A: (classic Jo) Ooops? Does that work?
J: It's better.
Ra: (runs over to Rick.) And how are we today, Mr. Bonner? Can I call you Rick? Rick, tell me-- ohmigosh! Have you been working out. Alexz feel your dad's muscle.
A: I don't want to. Rachel, can I see you in the kitchen for a minute?
Ra: Sure why?
A: You'll see.
J: Don't hurt her!
A: I won't! (((kitchen)))
Ra: Can we make this quick? I have a manicure in an hour.
A: You have a crush on my dad, don't you?
Ra: No! Of course not! But... he's so... manly...
A: Yeah...
Ra: And so... dreamy... and handsome... and--
A: Cool it, Farrah. You must be sick. My dad's not cute.
Ra: Don't look at him as your father. Look at him as a man.
A: I can't.
Ra: Learn. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a manicure in (looks at watch.) 55 minutes.

Guys... I'm blocked! :rollseyes: again... I'll post more as soon as I get more. But what do you think?

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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"What exactly is the penalty for attempted dogicide in this state? We roll up a newspaper and hit the offender on the nose?" ~Jinny Exstead


[This message has been edited by AlexzBonner (edited 02-04-2001).]

This is AWESOME!!!!! Keep it up, I love it!!!!!! Great job!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

hehe thats great~ its funny

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n: girls girls girls what do people usually fight over? the little things, ignor the little things and lifes a breeze..for instence if i got irritated over all the little things that tootie did we would have split up a long time ago
T: right
N: who cares if she always leaves her books on my bed
T: yea u see its like when...i always leave my books on your bed?
N: yea, you walk in and instead of dropping them on your bed you drop them on my bed
T: i dont do that
N: you do, but dont worry, your a kid you dont know any better
T: uhuh well if irritated you so much then why didnt you say anything?
N: it doesnt irritate me much
T: well is there anything else I do that doesnt irritate you MUCH?
B: my my my trouble in paridise?
T: you butt out of this blair
J: you tell her tootie
T: the same goes for you too Mr. Goodwrench

the first line of this story came from me...

oops.

(((living room.))) (Blair and Rachel are out getting their manicures.)
J: Now... Go up there and tell your father what I said. (points upstairs.)
A: You two are like old ladies. You've been fightin' over that stupid tie for 3 hours!
J: (chuckles silently.)
A: What? What's funny?
J: You remind me of my cousin... Terry? Have you met her?
A: I don't think so... Anyway--
R: (calls from upstairs.) I think it looks better in blue!
J: (gets up and starts up the stairs.) I already told you! Blue clashes with your eyes!
A: (calls up the stairs.) You're acting like children, children. (Blair and Rachel come in.)
Ra: Thank you, Mother. I had a lovely afternoon. Alexz, you should go with us next time. We found a jacket that would look adorable with those jeans.
A: Drop dead.
J: (calls downstairs.) Erica Alexzandra Marie!
A: (whispers to Rachel and Blair.) I'm beginning to think she's a bat.
J: I heard that!
A: You are a bat! (Rick comes down the stairs, followed by Jo, holding a green tie and a blue tie in either hand. Rachel fluffs her hair.)
R: Al, which one looks better? (holds up both ties.)
A: What do I know about fashion? I just throw on a pair of jeans and a shirt and go!
B: She's definately your kid, Jo.
J: I should hope so!
Ra: Well... if I may give MY opinion, neither.
R: Neither?
J: She said "neither".
A: You said-- Did you say "neither"? 'Cause I THOUGHT I heard you say "neither". But you wouldn't say "neither" would you?
Ra: I said, "neither". I have a silk one that might go with it! I'll go it! (runs halfway upstairs when Blair says,)
B: Don't run in chiffon! It will wrinkle!
J: And nasty wrinkly poo's are the HARDEST to get out. (Tootie, Natalie, Jordan, and Sara enter.)
Jor: I bombed, Sar. I'll never be able to show my face in the drama department again!
S: You'll get over it!
A: What happened?
T: Jordan had her audition for the school production of Peter Pan and was wonerful! I'm sure you'll get Wendy.
Ra: (comes down stairs holding maroon tie.) And if you don't there's always a lost boy. Or in your case girl.
J, A: Maroon?
B, R, Ra: Yeah, why not?
A: It's maroon! (grabs the tie from Rachel.)
Ra: It's also silk! (grabs it back.) Let me help you put it on.
A: Dad? Before you leave, can you help me with some geometry? I just CAN'T seem to grasp the concept! (they go into the kitchen.)
R: What's up, Al?
A: Why would something be up? Can't I ask my father for help in geometry?
R: You're a straight A student in geometry. What's bugging you?
A: Rachel! Can't you see what she's up to? Dad, she thinks she's in love with you.
R: Rachel? Miss-I-Won't-Touch-It-Unless-It's-A-Giovanni-DeMarco? Huh! That's a laugh.
A: It's true! You gotta talk her out of it.
R: Okay. Go get her for me, will ya?
A: Yeah.
R: Thanks, precious gift from heaven!
A: Da-ad...
R: Just go get Rachel! (Alexz leaves. Rachel comes in.)
Ra: I understand you wanted to see me?
R: Rachel... you're a very sweet girl...
Ra: I know!
R: But that's what you are! A girl.
Ra: And you're a man! That's usually what goes in marriages, isn't it?
R: Yes, I'm a man! A married man. You should be interested in boys your age. I'm old enough to be your father!
Ra: Age doesn't matter when two people love each other like we do!
R: Who said anything about love? I'm here to be your buddy! Your pal! Your friend. Nothing else, got it, Rach?
Ra: Yeah... I guess so... but... can I still order a cake with a bride and a groom resembling us on it? (screen freezes as Rachel looks up at Rick and smiles. Credits roll, theme song plays, etc.)

What do you think? The decision will be made to post other stories in 'Young Facts' depending on the feedback on this one. You might call it a pilot!
~`~ Kenzie ~`~


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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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"What exactly is the penalty for attempted dogicide in this state? We roll up a newspaper and hit the offender on the nose?" ~Jinny Exstead

I like it. Like I said before, I think it should spinoff from the reunion. I think it could really be a tv show.

it was great kep posting them!!

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n: girls girls girls what do people usually fight over? the little things, ignor the little things and lifes a breeze..for instence if i got irritated over all the little things that tootie did we would have split up a long time ago
T: right
N: who cares if she always leaves her books on my bed
T: yea u see its like when...i always leave my books on your bed?
N: yea, you walk in and instead of dropping them on your bed you drop them on my bed
T: i dont do that
N: you do, but dont worry, your a kid you dont know any better
T: uhuh well if irritated you so much then why didnt you say anything?
N: it doesnt irritate me much
T: well is there anything else I do that doesnt irritate you MUCH?
B: my my my trouble in paridise?
T: you butt out of this blair
J: you tell her tootie
T: the same goes for you too Mr. Goodwrench

Thanks! I should be posting 'Green With Envy' next.

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

yeah my line rules! "You'll get over it!!!1" ha love it! keep postin cya!
~*Alicia*~

Did you guyz like this? Cuz I've got more written but I didn't post them cuz I didn't know whether or not you liked 'em enuf!

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