Ok, lets turn this drama into something funny...;)

Why didn't Harriet want to pay full price for the brown eggs Caroline brought in?

She didn't want anything brown or black in her life.

Why did Nels put up with Harriet?

:rofl: GOOD ANSWER!!!!!

Because it was either her or coming out of the closet.

What was wrong with Mr. Edwards that Caroline didn't take to him too kindly in the beginning?

(Good answer! I was thinking the same thing. Hmmm)

He had things living in his beard and Caroline didn't allow animals in the house.

Why did Carrie get to have her own bedroom?

:lol:

So she could "talk" to her imaginary brother.

Who was "Uncle Chris" and how did Mary act towards him?

Uncle Chris lived in a nearby cabin and Mary had a crush on him.

What is the name of the youngest Ingalls girl, who had blond hair?

Alberta. She was adopted.

Why did Mary not like Johnny Johnson?

Because of his name. She also didn't like Tommy Thompson, Jackie Jackson, Willie Wilson, Harry Harrison and Peter Peterson.

What was Laura's morning chore?

Teaching Carrie and Grace how to do Pilates.

What does Grace do while Ma's away and Pa does the cooking?

She volunteered to clean the outhouse during mealtimes.

How did Charles break his ribs?

They were broken when he boxed with Danny Bonaduce in Celebrity Boxing.

What is the name of Manly's sister, the schoolmarm?

Womanly.

What did Nellie have in her bedroom that she wanted to show to Jason?

OMG my salt sister's, you have me :rofl: over here with your humorous answers. :lol:

Her private "toy" collection.;)

How was Laura able to buy Caroline the stove for Christmas?

Laura won a butt-load of money from her placing a gambler's bet on a horse race, so she decided to use some of her winnings to buy her mother a stove for Christmas.

Why did Laura believe that Nels murdered Harriet?

When she saw Nels hanging out at Widow Thurman's house until the late hours.

Who was Widow Thurman and why was Charles hanging out at her place so much?

She was the mother of Albert, Charles' son born out of wedlock.

What was Harriet's favorite hobby?

Charity work. Especially donating items to the poor peasant folk of Walnut Grove without any recognition for her work.

What did Nellie get Andy to do that he didn't want to do?

Write "Andy Loves Nellie" on the blackboard.

What was that powdery substance Albert sprinkled in his water at school?

Ma's leftover powdered sugar. He needed the rush for recess time.

What animal did Laura bring home and tried to make it a family pet?

Willie Olesen.

What was Tinker Jones' profession?

:rofl:

Brothel Owner

What was Mr. Larrabee's problem?

He had adult ADD.

What are the names of the three kids Mr. Edwards adopted?

Mo, Larry and Curly. :stooges:

Why was Nels ashamed of his sister?

Because she was really a "he".

How did Adam regain his sight?

Mo Edwards poked him in the eyes.

What song did Nellie's music box play?

Foxy Lady

What did Charles buy Albert that made Laura jealous?

A training bra.

Why did Grace fall for Mr. Edwards?

Because she tripped over him! (She literally fell for him.)

Who became the town postmistress after Mrs. Edwards resigned?

The Widow Snider. It gave her something to do besides trying to snag another woman's man.

Why did Laura become so upset when she had a baby brother?

The brother was much better at baseball than her!!

What is the significance of Sleepy Eye?

Everything that is said, falls on deaf ears.


Why did Nellie get married and to whom?

She had to get married because an Indian carried her off and threatened to scalp her.

What game did the children play at recess?

Kick Nellie's Can (later, it became Kick Nancy's Can).

Which part of the schoolhouse are you most likely to spot Willie Oleson?

The school bell.

Every morning, they'd hang Willie inside the bell by his feet, and when you pulled the rope, his head would clang on the bell... clean tone too, you could hear it for miles...


What did Laura say Johnny Johnson could do better than anyone in the whole school?

Laura said that Johnny Johnson could burp better than anyone in town.

Why did Nellie want her parents to buy a talking machine for her?

She hoped the talking machine would drown out the other talking machine in the family...Harriet!

Why did Laura and Mary wear nightcaps to bed?

It was THE fashion accessory of the day. :lol:

Who was Brenda Sue Longworth?

The village idiot.

What happened when Nels installed the water closet in the Olesen house?

The entire town wanted him to install water closets in THEIR houses - prompting Nels to give up the merchantile and become Walnut Grove's first official plumber.

Who had a "very short temper"?

"Very short" Lou, although he wanted to be big in every other way.

Why did Miss Beadle leave Walnut Grove?

The schoolhouse in Mankato tripled her pay, so she went there.

What is the name of Laura and Manly's daughter?

Brenda Sue. Laura lost a bet to Almanzo so he got to pick the name. :lol:


Who did Doc Baker fall in love with?

Caleb Ledoux's wife. That's why he hated Caleb.

What did Doc carry in his "little black bag?"

His little bag of magic tricks.

What did the kids call Mary after she got her glasses?

George. With her glasses on, they couldn't recognize her.

Where did the Ingalls family bathe?

In the Wishing Well near the Mercantile

Who on the show is nicknamed Manly?

Charles Ingalls!

What is Nellie Oleson's trademark (besides her nastiness)?

She could beat up any man in Hero Township.

What was Carrie's most famous scene?

When she decked Nellie for insulting Charles.


Why did Mary get a job working after school in Olsen's Mercantile?

She had a huge crush on Willie and wanted to be near him.

What happenend to Jennie when she went swimming?

What happenend to Jennie when she went swimming?
She decided to go skinny-dipping in a lame attempt to attract the boys of Walnut Grove.

How did Albert burn down the blind school?

She decided to go skinny-dipping in a lame attempt to attract the boys of Walnut Grove.

How did Albert burn down the blind school?


He fell asleep late at night while he was studying for "The Examination", and kicked over the lantern.

After he recovered his sight, what did Adam say the first time he saw Mary?

He said: "You lyin' heifer! You told me that you had brown eyes, not blue!"


After Mary slapped Nellie across the face, why did Nellie go yelling for her mother?

:rofl:


So that Mary could slap her face too.

What did Nels see in his wife?

Two people. :lol:

Why did Nancy think that everyone hated her?

Why did Nancy think that everyone hated her?
Nancy convinced herself that all the kids of Walnut Grove hated her because they were jealous of her wealth and beauty.

What kind of drugs was Albert using when it was discovered that he was a junkie?

Nancy convinced herself that all the kids of Walnut Grove hated her because they were jealous of her wealth and beauty.

What kind of drugs was Albert using when it was discovered that he was a junkie?


Children's Tylenol. Or, as Harriet Oleson called it, "The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine."



Why did Albert change his mind and re-join the football team, after initially quitting?

Why did Albert change his mind and re-join the football team, after initially quitting?
Because he had a secret crush on one of the guys on the team.

When Laura was substitute teaching at some school house, why did Almonzo flip his lid when one of the male students put his hands on Laura?

Because Almanzo was told by the male student that he only had eyes for Almanzo only.

Why did Hester Sue choose not to marry Joe Kagan?

Because she felt he couldn't handle the fact that she really was a man disguised as a woman.

How did Mary and Adam meet?

How did Mary and Adam meet?
Mary and Adam met at a pie eating contest.

Why did Nellie Olsen fake being paralized?

Because it was a manipulation ploy to get her mom and dad to have an elevator installed in their home.

Why did the woman kidnap Baby Rose during the Christmas season?

To add to her already large collection of Christmas elves.

Who was Mr. Hansen?

:rofl:

To add to her already large collection of Christmas elves.

Who was Mr. Hansen?

He was Mr. Larabee's lover.

Why did Willie always stand in the corner?

:eek: :lol: Good one!

Willie stood in the corner because that is where he was supposed to pee instead of using the outhouse.

What was wrong with the town banker when he first came to town?

:eek: :lol: Good one!

Willie stood in the corner because that is where he was supposed to pee instead of using the outhouse.

What was wrong with the town banker when he first came to town?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

He was mad because he was told much like Pee Wee in his movie that there was no basement in the Alamo.

Why was Mrs. Olsen so shocked at Joe Kagan bathing in the lake?

:lol:

Because he didn't TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. She was waiting in the nearby bushes hoping to catch a glimpse of his "manhood".

Mary almost burned down the family barn...How?

She lit the match and tossed it in. John left her and if her love was dead, then everybody was gon' die!

Why did Mr. Olsen cheat on Mrs. Olsen with that young woman?

Because the week before he cheated on her with that young boy. :eek:

How did Albert come into the picture?

He said that he would take his camera home if he did was not allowed to pose with everyone else.

Why was the Reverend Alden's wife never seen again?

:brent OMG. :lol:

Because she was doing private confessionals for all the men in hero township.

What did Mary and Laura do to try and buy a better gift for the Reverend's birthday since they needed more money?

:brent OMG. :lol:

Because she was doing private confessionals for all the men in hero township.

What did Mary and Laura do to try and buy a better gift for the Reverend's birthday since they needed more money?


:lol: :lol: Okay!


They put on their sunday best and went to Mancato to shake their shimmies for all the men folk at the saloon and danced on the piano while singing "Sista" from the "Color Purple".

Why was James shot at the bank?

:rofl: *irene has tears coming down her face*

Because he didn't want to be shot in the wagon.

What happened to Carrie that the whole town had to come and help save her?

:rofl: *irene has tears coming down her face*

Because he didn't want to be shot in the wagon.:lol: :lol: :lol: (NICE! Ms. I)

What happened to Carrie that the whole town had to come and help save her?


Laura told Carrie to go to hell and Carrie took it literally and jumped down the hole.


Why did Percival and Nellie really go to New York?

Laura told Carrie to go to hell and Carrie took it literally and jumped down the hole.


Why did Percival and Nellie really go to New York?
TOUCHE! :rofl:


To start the first New York Gay Parade and Festivities.

Why was Harriet so angry at Percival's father?

TOUCHE! :rofl:

To start the first New York Gay Parade and Festivities.



:rofl: :lol:

Why was Harriet so angry at Percival's father?

Because he made Percival and Nellie to come to NYC. She wanted Nellie and Percival to remain in Walnut Grove to start that Gay Parade. :lol:

Why was Matthew, Mr. Edward's foster son so wild in the beginning?

Gay parade in Walnut Grove...:rofl:

He had raging hormones because he was really a girl.

Why did Caroline dislike Mr. Edwards at first?

You keep bringing it Ms. I. LOL.

Because he threatened to tell Charles about her true first love, "Old Man Tucker". Why do you think that he was always singing that song? It was for torture and taunting purposes.

Why did Hester Sue suddenly disappear from Walnut Grove?

:lol:

She joined Percival and Nellie at the Gay festivities in New York. She was the grand marshall for the parade.

Why didn't Mary save her baby when the fire broke out?

LOLOLOLOL MY GOD!

Irene, why you gonna do that to me? I have to answer for Mary.

Mary thought that it was a stage prop....ooops! Boy, oh boy was she wrong.

What was the real reason for Mary lashing out at Bubba knocking him down with that lunchpail?

Sorry Thomas. :rofl:

Because he was going to tell the whole school abt their "private tutoring" sessions in the outhouse. And how she did it WITHOUT WEARING HER GLASSES.:eek:

What did Bubba's two older brothers do to Caroline that pissed off Charles?

Sorry Thomas. :rofl:

Because he was going to tell the whole school abt their "private tutoring" sessions in the outhouse. And how she did it WITHOUT WEARING HER GLASSES.:eek:

What did Bubba's two older brothers do to Caroline that pissed off Charles?


:eek: :eek: :eek: Oooooooh! I'm tellin' momma!

I'm too shy to answer that question. :lol: :lol: :lol: Let's just say that other names were heard besides Charles' name that were screamed when Charles was "romancing" her on one particular night.

What did Ms. Peel really think was going to happen when she raised that bible towards the sky in that church and why was everyone (except Mary and Charles) so afraid?

:eek: :eek: :eek: Oooooooh! I'm tellin' momma!

I'm too shy to answer that question. :lol: :lol: :lol: Let's just say that other names were heard besides Charles' name that were screamed when Charles was "romancing" her on one particular night.

What did Ms. Peel really think was going to happen when she raised that bible towards the sky in that church and why was everyone (except Mary and Charles) so afraid?

:rofl: :lol:


Ms. Peel thought the roof was going to explode in a ball of flames. Everyone was afraid because of the outhouse right outside that was filled with the finest whiskey around, was going to blow-up. Without that whiskey, they could no longer pretend to "like" Ms. Peel.

Why did Laura always wear braids?

:rofl: :lol:


Ms. Peel thought the roof was going to explode in a ball of flames and everyone was afraid because of the outhouse right outside that was filled with the finest whiskey around, was going to blow-up. Without that whiskey, they could no longer pretend to "like" Ms. Peel.

Why did Laura always wear braids?

I am trying to laugh silently since there are other people around. Its haaard!:lol:

Laura wore braids because it made it easier to steal candy from the mercanitle and the tight braids made it easier to hold the candy in place while she ran off.l

Why did Joe always give those scary, intimidating looks?

I know what you mean, when someone is around and they see you laugh they want to know what is funny. :lol:


Because he got into trouble when he gave those lonely, dirty old-man looks to the young ladies of Walnut Grove.


What was Laura's favorite thing to do after she was done with her chores?

Throw Carrie under the moving stagecoaches during rush hour.

How come the town agreed to name the blind school after Mrs. Olsen?

:brent Oh my, just the vision in my head makes that a funny scene.


It was better than her first choice: "Harriet's Happening Place"

:brent Oh my, just the vision in my head makes that a funny scene.


It was better than her first choice: "Harriet's Happening Place"


No way dude. :rofl: :rofl: "Happening Place" for the handicapped. I would have cyber slapped Mrs. Olsen if she did that. LOL.

OH shoot I forgot a question...



When the circus came to town, who found out they had a relative in the circus?

Mrs. Olsen. She and her sister elephant have a better relationship that they will "never forget". LOL.

Why didn't the other Ingalls children fight Nancy when she and Cassandra started rumbling?

:rofl: Sister Elephant...:lol:

They were too busy stealing items from the Mercantile. Cassandra caused the fight as a distraction.


What family bought the Ingalls' home when they decided to leave Walnut Grove?

:rofl: Sister Elephant...:lol:

They were too busy stealing items from the Mercantile. Cassandra caused the fight as a distraction.


What family bought the Ingalls' home when they decided to leave Walnut Grove?

Irene, YES! I LOVE IT! :lol:

The Gallaghers bought the home. They had plans to start a drug ring there.

Why was the town really blown to bits?

:rofl: Yeah, with Albert the drug lord. :lol:

Because it was infested with lice. That was the only way to get rid of them critters.

What was Charles doing at Widow Thurmon's house?

LOLOLOLOLOL. No more!

Answer: He told Caroline that he was just there to show the widow how indoor plumbing works. He died five minutes later. Tis' safe to say that Caroline did not believe him.

Why didn't Mr. Edwards ever shave his beard?

:lol:

Mr. Edwards didn't shave because he loved the feeling of the lice that lived in his beard. Hence the reason the damn town became infested with all those lice!


Why didn't we see more of Baby Grace?

She was holding out for more money - and an episode where she meets her twin, like Carrie!! :rofl:

Who was the little boy that Grace kissed and Nellie & Percival's wedding?

Because she was to do a "tell-all" biography about the dirty doings that occurred in the Ingalls home. Caroline held her captive with a shotgun.

What was Doc. Baker's reason for being jealous of the new black doctor in Walnut Grove?

She was holding out for more money - and an episode where she meets her twin, like Carrie!! :rofl:

Who was the little boy that Grace kissed and Nellie & Percival's wedding?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A russina spy's son probing Grace for the farmer's secret for growing wheat.

What was Doc. Baker's reason for being jealous of the new black doctor in Walnut Grove?

He made all the women melt with his Barry White impressions. Doc Baker couldn't compete with that!! ;)

What sport did Joe Kagan play?

Kick the can...up Mrs. Oleson's butt.

What sport did Albert play?

Buffalo Chip Champion Shuffleboard--and he was the best player in Walnut Grove.

What famous Country Western Singer played a charlatan preacher in an ep?

Cleatus from Celebrity Fit Club.

Why in the world did the Carters choose to buy the Ingalls' home?

They loved that tiny, cramped feeling. The crampier the better Sarah said.

What happened to Caroline when she was left alone for the weekend and needed help?

She called Doc Baker on her cell phone. How did Albert die???

Albert was killed during a brutal gang fight.

Why did Miss Beedle quit her teaching job?

To become a stripper at the saloon in Sleepy Eye.

What jobs did Nels and Harriet have in the city?

They ran the McDonalds. Who worked on the grill wearing a hairnet???

Nellie. She didn't want to dirty her curls.

Who ran the Walnut Grove post office?

Cliff Claven.

Who was Harriet engaged to before Nels?

Alice Garvey. That is why Harriet got back at Alice and told Jonathan abt Alice's previous husband.

What kind of items did the mercantile sell?

Tickle me Elmo dolls.


Why did Mrs. Oleson disapprove of Willie's marriage to Rachel?

Because Rachel had been married three times before.

What kind of family did Harriet grow up in?

A family of Hippos.

What made Nellie's horse so darn special compared to Laura's horse?

Nellie dressed her horse in a designer bonnet from the Mercantile?

Who often had to sit in the corner after school?

Albert. He liked the view while sitting down rather than standing.

Why was Laura pissed off in the episode when Charles gave Albert that calf?

Because like everything else Charles brought home, the calf would become a part of the family, and Laura would have to share the loft three ways.

What kind of fish bait did Laura recommend to Mr. Sprague?

Gummy Bears!

Who does Nancy Oleson lock in the icehouse?

Gambini the Great, but he escaped.

What pie was Caroline's specialty?

Gambini the Great, but he escaped.

What pie was Caroline's specialty?


Humble. And I mean that in a good way :)


What made Willie really sick to his stomach that one day?

Withdrawals from morphine. He felt better after Albert scored for him.

What disease almost destroyed Walnut Grove?

Withdrawals from morphine. He felt better after Albert scored for him.

What disease almost destroyed Walnut Grove?
:rofl:


Venereal Disease...mainly "the clap".


What did the townsfolk eat that almost killed the town?

Lisa Douglas's meat loaf!!!

What does Percy say that makes Nelly love him?

I can have your mother eliminated with one phone call.

Why did Mrs. Olsen dunk Nancy in the mermaid booth tank?

Why did Mrs. Olsen dunk Nancy in the mermaid booth tank?
Nels wanted Harriet to punish Nancy for stealing Willy's gum drops.

Albert had a girlfriend that he wanted to marry. Later, he learned that she got pregnant from being raped by the town's blacksmith. What eventually happened to Albert's girlfriend?

She took a pistol and killed that bastard scarecrow.

Why did Albert always attackted his friends that called him a bastard?

Because he wanted to be referred to as that "Son of a b*tch" instead.

Why did Mary not like Johnny Johnson?

because she had a crush on Nellie instead!

Why did Nancy run away at Nellie's birthday party?

Because Nellie had contract out on Nancy to have her blown to bits. Nancy found an opportunity to escape.

Why did Harriet have the toilet installed in her home?

Because she constantly had diarrhea and she never quite made it down the stairs, out of the house and to the outhouse. What a mess!

Where did the Olsens find Nancy when they were wanting to adopt?

Lurking in the Brady Bunch's front yard, planting flowers...

What secret ingedient did Laura put in the cinnamin chicken that she helped Nellie make for Manly?

ex lax

How does Mrs. Oleson try to cheat Caroline on her eggs?

By reducing her store credit so she couldn't splurge on lacy thongs from the mercantile (she was jealous of Miss Beadle's!):lol:

What musical instrument did Pa like to play in the evening?

:lol: :lol:

Pa liked to play the funky marimba while rapping to the lyrics of hip hop artist 50 cents' song motherf***in' V.I.P.

How did Stanley Holbrook (Caroline's father) die?

The Lake Kezia Monster ate him.

Whom did Laura meet on the mountain top when she ran away?

Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman.

Why didn't Harriet marry her first fiancee?

Why didn't Harriet marry her first fiancee?
Because he had a horrendous drinking problem.

When Albert Ingalls and Andrew Garvey decided to rough it in the wilderness to become men, what did Charles and Jonathan do in secret?

They used the time alone away from the family to "get to know each other" a la Brokeback Mountain. :lol:

How did the boys get to eat all that food without paying for it?

Because the devil could only stay underground, and his home was too warm for her.

What spice does Manly like?

They used the time alone away from the family to "get to know each other" a la Brokeback Mountain. :lol:

How did the boys get to eat all that food without paying for it?


They held a gun up to Reverend Alden and told him that it was better to give than to receive then they received all that food from him. :p

Because the devil could only stay underground, and his home was too warm for her.

What spice does Manly like?

That answer about the fiancee was fuuuunnneee. LOL.


Answer: Ginger Spice. LOL.

Why didn't the Ingalls' children come back to witness the blowing up of the town?

Because they were more into hurricanes.

What character on the show liked to henpeck her husband?

Mary. She did it so much when he regained his sight he went to Sleepy Eye and met a saloon girl.

Why did we never see Rev. Alden's wife but once?

Because the Reverend failed to pay his "rent a wife" bill on time and she repossesed herself.

Why was Elmer so hung up on Nancy?

Because she gave him all the gum drops he wanted.

What did Elmer do to try and impress Nancy?

What did Elmer do to try and impress Nancy?


He snuck into a henhouse, plucked a bunch of chickens, glued the feathers all over himself and tried to fly off of the mercantile! Sadly, we never saw Elmer again.


Who pushed Nellie down the hill in her wheelchair when she faked being crippled?

Her father Nels. He was sick of her sh*t and couldn't contain himself. He thoroughly enjoyed it.

Who fell in love with Caroline that caused Mary to become upset?

Mr Edwards. Needless to say, it upset Caroline, too! :lol:

What was Mrs Olson's favorite snack?

Chitlins, turnip greens and hog jowls.

What was Percival's birth name?

Walter
Issac
Marvin
Percival

Why was the name of the restaurant called "Nellies"?

Because the original name of "Patty's Cow Pies" was a turnoff.

Where did Harriet get her education?

From the "Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan Bit*h" institute. :p

Why did the boys always prefer Mary over Laura?

Because she would meet any guy behind the sweetheart tree.

Why did Nellie want the talking machine?

Because, being such a good christian, she wanted to tape Reverend Alden's sermons so she could listen to them all week long!

Where was Albert living at in the city when the Ingalls family first met him?

Because the circus was performing in the city and they accidentally left the freak there.

Why did Laura attack Brenda Sue?

Brenda Sue was the town dope dealer and she threatened to cut off the mophine supply to the young people of Walnut Grove. Laura was afraid to go "cold turkey."

What did Eliza Jane do before she became a teacher?

She worked as an Executive Secretary for Miss Watlin's House of Shame.

Why does Lucifer think Nellie is a hottie, and is so fond of Mrs. Oleson too?

They both have worked their butts off in the above-mentioned Miss Watlin's House of Shame where they were both given "special honorary awards". :lol:


Why did Doc Baker want to quit being a doctor and become a farmer?

They both have worked their butts off in the above-mentioned Miss Watlin's House of Shame where they were both given "special honorary awards". :lol:


Why did Doc Baker want to quit being a doctor and become a farmer?

Because he was good at raising corns. Ha Ha

What famous country singer guests on a Little House episode as a preacher?

Dolly Parton. She really was a saloon gal from Mankato who pretended to be a preacher so she could get closer to Rev. Alden.

What was Mary Miss Beadle's fave student?

Willy Oleson of course.

Who takes over as schoolteacher and tries to teach the students French?

Paris Hilton.

What did Laura and Jonah find in the creek?

Mr. Hansen's corpse.:eek:

How did Mr. Edwards develop a drinking problem?

He found out that Harriet was his twin sister, seperated at birth. He couldn't take it so he turned to booze.

Whom did Isaiah sing about in his little ditty?

Mrs. Olsen. The song went like this:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so h*rny.


Why did Laura want to become a teacher?

Mrs. Olsen. The song went like this:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so h*rny.

:brent


Why did Laura want to become a teacher?

So she could have her pick of the fine young farmboy studs who filed through the school.

What was Carrie chasing when she fell down the mineshaft?

Her only friend, a skunk. :eek:

When Caroline was pregnant, why was she so worried and upset?

Because the baby was Doc Baker's and she didn't know how to tell Charles.

What was Laura's favorite hobby after school?

Because the baby was Doc Baker's and she didn't know how to tell Charles.

What was Laura's favorite hobby after school?Watching the aminals "doing it" in the barn!Here's a good one:What did LAURA and ALBERT do after "lights out?"

Dunking Nellie's head under the pond water.

Why did Nellie marry that pig farmer's son?

Since he always went barefoot, she would never have to wash his smelly socks.

What did Tinker Jones donate to Walnut Grove?

His talking machine. His only way to communicate with people.


How did Mr. Edwards keep Carrie from falling off the Ingalls' roof while he was up there repairing it?

He gave her a bottle of whiskey to drink to numb her nerves preventing her from moving all around and stabilizing her.

Why did Jeb dunk Nancy's face in the pond?

To wash it. She was a filthy child.

Why did Nellie always have curls?

To wash it. She was a filthy child.

Why did Nellie always have curls?

She tried out for the part of Cindy on the ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL "Real Live Brady Bunch", but didnt' get the part... the curls stuck.

Why did Miss Beadle get fired from her teaching position?

Because Mrs. Olsen seen Miss Beadle lift her skirt and accidently exposed her thong.


Why did Miss Beadle marry so late in life?

Because the single men in town thought all the kids at school were hers.

Who was Hester-Sue's ex-husband and why did she leave him?

He was Tito Jackson, and she left because he kept asking her annoying music questions!!

Hester Sue's portrayer, Ketty Lester, hit the pop charts with the tune "Love Letters" in which year?

(P.S. Irene - that thong answer has me just :rofl:!)

In 1910 (she was quite a spunky senior citizen by then!)

What did Laura accidentally drop into the stream when she was up on Jonathan's Mountain that helped her Pa find her?

Almanzo Wilder

Why did Alice Garvey perish in the fire?

He was Tito Jackson, and she left because he kept asking her annoying music questions!!

Hester Sue's portrayer, Ketty Lester, hit the pop charts with the tune "Love Letters" in which year?

(P.S. Irene - that thong answer has me just :rofl:!)
LMAO at Tito response...:rofl: :brent

Because Garvey wanted the single life in good ol' Sleepy Eye with them bar hookers. :lol:


Why did Andy help Nellie cheat?

Because Nelly said if he didn't her mom would turn him into a toad. Since Andy knew Mrs. Oleson belonged to a prestigious coven he took the threat seriously.

Describe Mrs. Oleson.

Lovely, sweet, petite, honest, hardworking... and a freak in the bedroom!

What low fat snack did Mrs Oleson try to cook for herself that exploded into a big mess in the kitchen?

:rofl: a freak in the bedroom...:lol:

A side of beef.

Why did Mrs. Olsen buy that horse for Nellie?

Because she didn't want to be the only nag in Nellie's life.


Who turns out to be the creeper in Walnut Grove?

Oooooo, good one. :lol:

Nels Olsen. He wasn't getting much at home, so he had to go peeping around the windows of all the finer ladies of Walnut Grove.


What contest did Caroline enter in the Founder's Day festivities?

Who could throw the most pies at Harriet Oleson contest.

What famous Country & Western singer appears in the ep The Collection?

The duo of Dolly Pardon and Homer Simpson.

Why did we not see Etta Plum's actual house>

Because it had already been sold by Century 19 (the company that preceeded Century 21)

How does Mrs. Oleson treat her children?

Rich...:rofl: Good one!

She treats them to food and water once a week. Then back in the outhouse they go.

What did Caroline's father do when he came to Walnut Grove?

He wrote a tell-all book about the "Girls (of Walnut Grove) Gone Wild", made some money, squandered it all on booze (disquised as medicinal remedies) and fruitcake from the mercantile ...Caroline disowned him and he was never heard from again.

Who was Laura's first kiss with?

Mr. Sprague, the banker.

Why did Laura always wear braids as a child?

So her hair wouldn't get all tangled up when she was head-banging to Pa's fiddle-music.


Why was Nels Oleson ashamed of his sister?

Because, once upon a time, she was Nels's brother.

Why did Laura bring a gift to Ellen's mother?

To get on her good side since she caught Laura doing something she shouldn't in the outhouse...all by herself. ;)

Who was Mary's first love?

Alfred E. Newman

Who was Nellie's first love?

Who was Nellie's first love?

Bart Simpson


What did Laura find in the creek that she believed would make her family very wealthy?

A bag filled with horseshoes, rabbit's feet and several 4 leafed clovers and one Blarney rock.

Why was Caroline such a churchgoer?

Because she just loved to chug that Communion Wine.

What store does Mr. Oleson run?

:lol:

The horse feed store. But if you go behind the red curtain, you can see some special pics of Harriet and some of the other ladies of Walnut Grove. ;)


What did Nellie fake that caused Laura to feel bad?

Her Mankato Double Spotted Scarlet Tic Fever

What did Laura name her pet racoon?

Joan Collins.

Why did Mr. Edwards try to kill himself?

Because Grace wouldn't let him enroll in an Evelyn Wood speed reading course.

Who ends up adopting the Widow Sanderson's children?

Mr. Larabee and Roseanne Barr.

Why didn't Albert become a doctor?

Because he decided to become a Mankato Official Certified Hog Caller instead.

Who's "The Pride of Walnut Grove"?

Miles Standish. LOL.

Why did Nancy dislike Nellie?

Because Nellie's title in the Hero Township coven was Queen Wizardress while Nancy's was Apprentice-To-Witch-In-Waiting, which was a much lower rank and made Nancy jealous.


In For My Lady, what is Caroline worried that Charles might be doing?

Shoeing his horses without a permit

What did the blacksmith feel about this?

He was furious and asked Mrs. Oleson to cast a spell on Charles that would make him whinney and caper about.

What happens to the Russian immigrant and his family in the ep The Centenniel?

The Laws immediately changed that they were deported by boat back to Russia.

Why didn't the grumpy lady (Eileen Heckhart) in church get an ugly attitude when Hester Sue started singing "Rock of Angels" with the upbeat tempo organ?

Cause she was hoping to invent the electric guitar, and play along

What did the Engalls do for entertainment in those days before TV?

They played pin the tail on Nellie and had corn shucking contests - but that was saved for special occasions.

And just what exactly, is Charles doing at the Widow Thurman's house - that he is lying to all about?

I know I am years late and no one has posted in here in a long, long time, but I had to say that I just stumbled upon this this afternoon and spent a very enjoyable hour reading all of the wrong answers. You all are too funny! Thank you so much for the laughs!

What did the Engalls do for entertainment in those days before TV?
They made shadow puppets of all the farm animals.

When Nellie invites Almanzo over to her restaurant for a home cooked meal of cinnamon chicken, how does sneaky Laura destroy the meal?

She secretly replaces it with a Happy Meal.

How did Laura and Nellie fall into the river???

She secretly replaces it with a Happy Meal.

How did Laura and Nellie fall into the river???

They were swept into it by the seasonal Walnut Grove typhoon.

What is Miss Beadle's first name?

What is Miss Beadle's first name?
Fibber McGee

When Mrs. Olsen takes over as school teacher, what language does she end up teaching the children?

Fibber McGee

When Mrs. Olsen takes over as school teacher, what language does she end up teaching the children?

Klingon.

What do the Bully Boys do to Caroline that makes her drop her basket of eggs???

Klingon.

What do the Bully Boys do to Caroline that makes her drop her basket of eggs???

They mooned her!

What was it that Carrie said at dinner, that got her into trouble when the Ingalls lived in Winoka?

What was it that Carrie said at dinner, that got her into trouble when the Ingalls lived in Winoka?
Carrie told her Ma and Pa that she wished The Oleson's could come over for desert after dinner. She had a major crush on Willy.

What did Laura use to stuff her chest to give the illusion that she had boobs?

What did Laura use to stuff her chest to give the illusion that she had boobs?
^ Volleyballs.


Why did Laura con Willie into pretending to be her boyfriend?

Because thinks his dunce cap made him look hot.

What does Laura do when she found out that Nellie faked her injuries?

What does Laura do when she found out that Nellie faked her injuries?
Laura ties up Nellie to her wheelchair and drags her into a swamp so the animals could feed on her carcus.

Why did Mrs. Olsen call Charles "Mr. Rich" in one of the episodes?