View Full Version : the new baby!!!


Jennel87
05-25-2001, 08:50 PM
(Jo is 5 and a half months pregant @ the age of 15 w/ a biker named Unique(yes he is a guy)anyways Jo just came home from finding out)

Mrs.G: how did your physical for softball go?

JO: not so good....

Mrs.G: what do u mean? whats wrong?

JO: where is everybody? i want to tell yinz all at the same time

Mrs.G: TOOTIE? BLAIR? NATALIE?

Tootie,Blair,and Natalie: what?

Mrs.G: get down here!!

Tootie: were in troubleeeee

Mrs.G: get down here now!!!

Blair whispering to Natalie:what did we do??
*Natalie is puzzled and shrugs her shoulders*
they all stumble down the steps slowly

Tootie:yes, Mrs.G

Mrs.G:sit down girls

Blair: whats wrong Mrs.G

Mrs.G: nothing is awrong w/ me. Jo wants to tell us something
*all four of them sit on the couch quietly Jo begins to cry*

JO: well....i don't no how to put this b- b- but im...

Tootie: your what??

JO: im.........(long pause) im 5 months pregnant

Mrs.G: how? to who? JO!?!?!? (sobs)
*Tooties mouth drops and Natelie and Blair hug JO*

JO: it was @ the last school dance i was there w/ this guy named Unique and he told me he wanted to talk to me so..? we started talkin then he couldn't hear me so he told me go out to the ballfield... bein as stupid as i am i went......we talked for awhile then he started kissing me and taking off my clothes i told him to stop but he said he would kill me if i screamed so i just went on w/ it!!!!!! im so stupid!!!

Blair: oh my god!!!!

Tootie: i heard about that before its called date rape i learned about it in health from Mrs. Vasko (bv)

Natelie: you should have told one of us!!

Mrs. G picks up the phone and dials 911

Mrs. G: what did you say his name is?

JO: Unique

Mrs.G: Unique what?

JO: Rowert

911 operater: hello? please state your emergency?

Mrs.G: my 15 year old daughter was brutally raped at a school function

911 officer asks to speak to JO

911 officer: JO? right?

JO: yes this is her

911 officer: tell me what happened?

JO: it was @ the last school dance i was there w/ this guy named Unique and he told me he wanted to talk to me so..? we started talkin then he couldn't hear me so he told me go out to the ballfield... bein as stupid as i am i went......we talked for awhile then he started kissing me and taking off my clothes i told him to stop but he said he would kill me if i screamed so i just went on w/ it!!!!!! now i am 5 months pregnant and..im only 15.

911 officer:this is serious we will get back to you when i find you a lawyer. till then goodbye.

JO:bye

Tootie: this is so excitin i am gonna be and aunt aww......i have to go shopping Blair get the car were goin baby clothes shopping

Mrs. G: what did he say?

JO: he said he will get back to us when he finds us a lawyer

Mrs.G: so..... boy or girl

JO: boy

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sorry but i will finish it later!

CARA_RULES
05-25-2001, 09:02 PM
its sessay jenn oooooo yes "yinz" lol

Jennel87
05-25-2001, 09:32 PM
3 and a half months later
jo: oh my gosh!!
*grabs her stomach*

mrs.g: what is it?

jo: i have reely bad pains

mrs.g: i'll get the car
*mrs.g gets the car and drives jo to the hospital*

mrs.g: how is she? is she having the baby?

nurse: you will no when we no

jo: ahhhhhh......... (grunts) ahhhh

baby cries

Docter: her blood pressure is dropping
*jo's heart stops*

nurse carring Jo's baby comes out: we have good news and bad news

mrs.g: whats the good news

nurse: this is jo's baby boy his name is Damon

mrs.g: aww....can i hold him???

nurse: yea sure

mrs.g? whats the bad news?

nurse: jo didn't make it

mrs.g: starts crying and turns frantic

*Tootie Natelie and Blair come in*

tootie: whats wrong mrs g

mrs.g: jo didn't make it

Tootie: screams wha? no not our jo?
they all start crying
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2 days after her funeral Tootie adopts Damon

Damon crying in the back saet of the car w/ Blair

Tootie: awww......hush little baby don't say a word momma's gonna buy u a diamond ring

Blairlooking the rear view mirror: aww ur so cute

car tires screech and a black chevelot hits the car in the whole front of there car causing Balir and Tootie to die but not even harming Damon
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When mrs. g heard the horrible news of Blair and Tootie she went crazy screamin and cryin to calm her self down she ate a pastery from the store 2 hours later when Natelie was looking for mrs. g she found her dead in the shop Natlie called the cops frantic and cops and undercover police men and dectives come and give her all these test then take her away. Not knowing what to think she adopts Damon. 2 weeks later the test results come back and say that Mrs. G had been poisoned.
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Natlie coughing * she has bad asthma*

Damon: cooing

Natelie: coughing then suddeningly starts choking then she passes out and dies

Damon the sets on fire and asends into the ground to hell

the devil: nice work Damon

Damon: i always wanted to be like you dad

the devil: im so proud of u

Damon: killing them took alot out of me

the devil: they were annoying w/ all there little tradgied and all. Your next mission is to kill those 3 is company people
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the end

Ryanmo97
05-26-2001, 03:56 AM
Good. Very good.

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Wild Child
05-26-2001, 10:07 AM
lol......I really didn't expect all of that after reading the first post...but it was good.

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
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Jennel87
05-26-2001, 11:32 AM
Now Damon has come to "three's company" as there new room mate

Jack: accuse me what did u say your name was again

Janet: his name is Damon

Chrissy: is he gay 2

Jack: he must be or Mr. Roper wouldn't let him live here

Chrissy: when is he coming

Jack: later on

Doorbell rings

Janet: hold on? who is it?

Mrs.Roper: oh kids its me and Stanley

Chrissy: hello Mr and Mrs. Roper

Mr.Roper: we have come up here to talk to you about your new roommate

Janet: what about him

Mr.Roper: we don't want him to pull any quick ones on yinz

Mrs Roper: believe me Stanley if he is being coached by you he won't even no what to do in the bedroom

Jack: who's room is he gonna sleep in

Mr.Roper: thats what we came up here to talk to yinz about he isn't a fairy like you Jack so he can't share a room w/ you and he dosen't like women

all at once start talkin

Chrissy: how bout he sleeps on the couch

Jack: yea good idea Chrissy

Janet: i agree

Mr.Roper:its settled he is coming at 7:00

the ropers leave and Janet Chrissy and Jack go to the Reagle beagle and get wasted
--------------------------------------------i'll post more later i got 2 go to my grandma's

jefisca187
05-26-2001, 01:08 PM
Yes I enjoyed how they all died. It wuz a bloodcurdling moment 4 all! (Memeber last year in the Turtle Gazette)Thank especially makin Nat die now their will be food 4 all of us. But that wuz reely sad how Mrs. G died but wut the hell it wuz great! Good job Tone!

Jennel87
05-26-2001, 02:38 PM
Jack Janet and Chrissy all get drunk and end up goin home late

Jack: im a-a-a goin to......
he passes out on the floor in the living room apartment

Damon wakes up after being awoken by Chrissy
Janet goes straight to bed

Damon:hello little lady whats your name?

Chrissy: um... Chrissy

Damon rips Chrissy's clothes off and rapes her Chrissy screams and Janet walks in she gets a frying pan and hits Damon in the head then runs to the kitchen

Damon: what was that for

Janet: you raped and killed my friend im calling the police

Damon: i think not
*he grabs a knife and slits her throat*
Janet automatically dies Damon cleans up the mess on the kitchen floor and takes both the girls in his car he drivess down to the river and throws them in he goes back to the apartment and goes back to sleep

Jack: Chrissy......Janet.....?

Damon: they left dismorning to go shopping they said they would be back later i think they left a note in the kitchen or something

Jack: oh....thanks...um.....umm....

Damon: Damon

Jack: yea right Damon
*JAck goes into the kitchen and reads the note that they left
Jack- we went to buy a new dresses for the opening of your resturant

Jack: thats odd.....the opening of my resturant was 2 weeks ago

Damon: oh

Jack: would you like some breakfast?

Damon: yea sure

Jack: eggs,cereal,omlet?

Damon: omlet

Jack goes into the kitchen and turns on the burner slowly Damon creeps up beind him and pushes his face onto the burner

Jack: screams
then dies

Mr.and Mrs.Roper run up stairs to see what is awrong Damon ties them together and blows up the building
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Damon then kills himself and goes back to hell there the devil yells at him for not being creative enough

Damon: sorry dad

the devil: you better be more creative when you kill the Jefferson's
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to be continued

Devastation26
05-26-2001, 03:30 PM
You newbies must know each other offline real well or, maybe, just maybe, lmao @ this point, you're the same person/. All your IP addresses are almost identical except for the minor discrepencies which would indicate diff locations within the same town.

Anyway,
I admit, seeing that happen to the 3's company people was cool, but the FOL part was not. Not even as an "Alternate Universe" story.

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[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 05-26-2001).]

Careda101
05-26-2001, 05:36 PM
Yes Caazer that was a grand story lol the turtle gazette!!! I was the first page maker lol anyways way to go tone!!! lol kill em all! hehehe GO TONE GO TONE GO TONE
~Cara~

Devastation26
05-26-2001, 05:50 PM
Yep. I was right.

Devastation26
05-26-2001, 05:52 PM
Now it's an edit....

[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 05-26-2001).]

Devastation26
05-26-2001, 05:53 PM
Now it's an edit.

[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 05-26-2001).]

Careda101
05-26-2001, 06:05 PM
Jenn since you like when they sizzle lol Im going to make it sizzle for you

Careda101
05-26-2001, 06:06 PM
sizzle sizzle

Careda101
05-26-2001, 06:08 PM
1 more

Careda101
05-26-2001, 06:09 PM
Its on fire now tone

Devastation26
05-26-2001, 06:37 PM
Posting repeatedly just to set a topic on fire! Some people.

jefisca187
05-26-2001, 10:39 PM
SIZZLE????? SIZZLE? WERE U HIGH WHEN U WROTE THAT CARE?

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~Jessie~

jefisca187
05-26-2001, 10:43 PM
wood some1 like 2 inform me wut an alternate universe story is? & y wood u be dissin on my gurl careda shes like my cuzin! geez the nerve of some ppl!

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~Jessie~

Careda101
05-26-2001, 10:43 PM
yes yes I was lol I still am hehehe are you going to bedford tomorrow?

jefisca187
05-26-2001, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Careda101:
yes yes I was lol I still am hehehe are you going to bedford tomorrow?

HaHa quotes r funnny!



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~Jessie~

Careda101
05-26-2001, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by jefisca187:
HaHa quotes r funnny!


yes it is funny lol

Hitler53
05-27-2001, 12:10 PM
Jeez........Devastion26 what is ur problem shove it ! they are just having fun obvisouly something you don't do very often so instead of being jealous of them and making fun of them why don't you pretend like your one of them.

Jennel87
05-27-2001, 12:16 PM
why are you being so mean to my cousin's Cara and Jessie devasation26???? What did they do to you??? quit trying to start fights

Devastation26
05-27-2001, 12:52 PM
hey. I'm not here to start fights. I did like the story (at least, the 3's company part). I just said that the FOL part wasn't that great. And as for the some people part, it's just that I wanna see a topic make it on it's own, not becuase someone kept posting in it until it became a hot topic FOR the sole reason of making it a hot topic. I HAVE NOT directy insulted any of you since I made my return to the FanFic board a cople of days ago. As for the fights part, anyone who knows me well know I try to break up fights when I'm around (unless there's a goo reason I shouldn't try and break it up.) No offense you all, but it seems like you are trying to start fights, in this case, b trying to make me mad.

In case you're wondering, trying to make me mad won't work. I'm too peaceful a person to get mad and start a war.

-Peace Y'all

Hitler53
05-27-2001, 01:43 PM
ok devasation we don't want to hear your whole life story and we don't care what you think of the story and i thought it was very nifty that he/she killed the facts of life people so instead of saying insulting things why don't you just read another fanfic! this one was very creative

Jennel87
05-27-2001, 01:44 PM
GO HITLER53!!! who are you??? a/s/l????

Jennel87
05-27-2001, 01:44 PM
GO HITLER53!!! who are you??? a/s/l????

Hitler53
05-27-2001, 01:51 PM
hey Jennel87. What's up? Oh my name is Dylan
15/m/ca how about you?

Careda101
05-27-2001, 03:18 PM
Go Dylan and Jenn you tell him