http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Ok all you fol fans... why dont we all write an episode together..i start then someone continues....

Setting: Edna's Edibles store

Blair, Natalie and tootie are helping customers while mrs g is in the kitchen. Jo comes storming in all excited...

As soon as the last customer leaves, Jo explodes with excitement," Guys guess who got us tickets to Springsteen."
Blair tosses her hair," It mustve been my blonde haired dream Chip."
JO gives her a dirty look that could kill an army," NO you deranged lunatic. Me."
Natalie and Tootie get all excited as Mrs G walks in," whats going on girls?"

ok...who's next???????

Tootie jumps in the air and yells "YEAH WE're GOIN TO SEE SPRINGSTEEN!" Jo stares at her disgusted "Hey it ain't that big a deal. We got seats in the 3rd row from the front on Tuesday" "3rd row?" Natalie says alarmed. "Jo, how on earth did you get these?" Jo answers with a little smirk "Well you guys do know I am on the board of regions, and things just seem to come your way!" Blair gives Jo a 'you little stinker' look and says "Jo come on, spill the beans" Jo answers inocently "What? can't someone get tickets without be bombarded with questions? Isn't it enough that i got the tickets? but while we're on the subject one of the guys on the board had 4 extra tickets and asked if I wanted them, under one condition, we have to go with him."

OK guys, what happens next?!?!? By the way, GREAT idea!


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Richie: Rally! Everybody Rally!

Fonz: The Fonz don't Rally.

Richie: Your chipping away at my leadership Fonz.

Fonz: everybody rally!
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-OK I'll give this a try. I am not sure if you are basing this on other episodes but I'm just gonna wing it-

Natalie says "So who do we owe our treasure to?" Blair jumps in, "Yeah who are we bringing with us?" Jo shifts uneasily and stares at the floor. Quietly she finally says, "Charles Snickerlace." "ARE YOU SERIOUS? STINKERFACE!" Natalie shouts. "We have to spend our glorious night with the most unpopular boy in the universe!" Blair exclaimes. Jo defensively says, "You want the tickets don't you? And his name is Snickerlace, not Stinkerface. And for your information he is aweful nice to offer these tickets to us." Blair is doubtful, "I don't know. Sounds like a bribe to me." Jo gets impatient. "Well you going to the concert or not?" Blair says, "Well I've got to go to the concert. But I'm not sitting next to HIM. And HE better not try to talk with ME."

Well that's my imput. Hope you guys like it. SO.. what happens next?

It's now the night of the concert. Tootie is putting on her jacket and Jo is waiting on the couch. Natalie comes down the stairs and says, "I can't believe we're actually letting Stinkerface DRIVE us to the concert. I mean, it's bad enough we have to sit through it with him." "Come on Nat," Tootie says, "do it for the Boss!" "I've never had to go through so much just to hear Dancin' in the Dark." "Will you two relax?" Jo says, "It's gonna be fine. Now where is Blair?" Blair comes down the stairs, all dressed up and her hair is perfect. "I'm ready. You know it takes time to look this good." She looks at Jo's outfit, "That's why you're always ready first." "Blair, we're going to a Springsteen concert, not the opera." "We Warners always have to look our best." "Well we Polniaczek's can be pretty good at making Warner's turn black and blue so I you better shut your mouth before I shut it for you." She gets up in Blair's face. Natalie intervenes, "Please girls, I'll have to remind you that there should be no bloodshed until Bruce Springsteen comes out on and we all fight to get close to the stage." The doorbell rings, "Stinkerface is here!" Natalie shouts. Jo goes to get the door, I told you not to call him that, now can you all be nice to him for just a few hours?" They reluctantly nod. "Good." Jo opens the door, "Hi Stinkerfa.... uh, I mean Snickerlace"......

Ok, now you guys are on your own!

It's now the night of the concert. Tootie is putting on her jacket and Jo is waiting on the couch. Natalie comes down the stairs and says, "I can't believe we're actually letting Stinkerface DRIVE us to the concert. I mean, it's bad enough we have to sit through it with him." "Come on Nat," Tootie says, "do it for the Boss!" "I've never had to go through so much just to hear Dancin' in the Dark." "Will you two relax?" Jo says, "It's gonna be fine. Now where is Blair?" Blair comes down the stairs, all dressed up and her hair is perfect. "I'm ready. You know it takes time to look this good." She looks at Jo's outfit, "That's why you're always ready first." "Blair, we're going to a Springsteen concert, not the opera." "We Warners always have to look our best." "Well we Polniaczek's can be pretty good at making Warner's turn black and blue so I you better shut your mouth before I shut it for you." She gets up in Blair's face. Natalie intervenes, "Please girls, I'll have to remind you that there should be no bloodshed until Bruce Springsteen comes out on and we all fight to get close to the stage." The doorbell rings, "Stinkerface is here!" Natalie shouts. Jo goes to get the door, I told you not to call him that, now can you all be nice to him for just a few hours?" They reluctantly nod. "Good." Jo opens the door, "Hi Stinkerfa.... uh, I mean Snickerlace"......

Ok, now you guys are on your own!

Great so far everyone!!! Its my turn to continue... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Snickerlace walks in and Tootie said," Hi, my name is Tootie. Nice to meet you."
Snickerlace let out a squeak as he shyly looked away," Aww shucks. I cant wait to go to the concert with you Blair."
Blair gave JO a look of death and forced a smile," Well we're all going Charles."
Snickerlace turned a deep crimson," Well Jo said you would sit next to me."
Jo rushed everyone out the door as Natalie instigated," Oh boy..this will be one night we never forget..."
Blair grabbed her coat," This will be one night Jo owes me for."


OK who's next?????

As they all get to Snickerlace's car, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie all quickly hop into the back seat. Blair gives Jo 'the look' and walks next to the passenger car door. Charles gives a shy smile and says, "Wait Blair. Let me get that for you." The girls in the back seat giggle and Blair gives a quick "Thankyou." When they get to the concert, Charles sits in the middle of the five seats they have tickets for. Tootie and Natalie sit one seat away from him on either side leaving Jo and Blair to sit next to him. Blair is reluctant to sit down but to not make a scene finally does take her seat. She thinks, "At least Jo has to sit next to him to. Maybe he'll talk to her..."

*Great job so far!! :) Here's mine.. a little long*
"Maybe he'll talk to Jo too... at least it's better that way." Blair thinks for a while, thinking of any possible way to get out of the situation. She doesn't want to sit next to the most unpopular boy in the universe.
The concert doesn't start for a hour now and Blair decides it is time to make a getaway. Muttering something to Jo about *really* having to go to the bathroom, she leaves but didn't notice that Jo too decides she needed to go to the bathroom.
She has just reached the car when Jo joins her. "I thoguht you had to go to the bathroom," Jo asks her, "but you wouldn't have to go to the bathroom in the car would you?" Blair answers that she doesn't feel comfortable sitting next to Stinkerface. Jo offers to switch seats with her, and Blair's happy mind barely realizes that just makes her sit more close to the boy she doesn't want to... on purpose...

Keep going guys! it rocks!


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*Keep watching FOL!*

back to me....this is so much fun..thank you for evereyone's feedback...


When Blair and Jo returned to their seats, the most unexpected thing was waiting for them.

Their eyes bugged out of their heads as they saw no one other than the boss himself! He was talking animatedly to stinkerface!
Blair prances over and flips her hair," there you are charles."
Charles smiles," hey blair, i was just telling bruce how much you look like Heather Locklear."
Tootie, Natalie and Jo all caught each other's eyes and knew what Blair would do next.
With an obnoxious shift of her hair to the other side of he rhead, Blair squealed of delight," Oh, I do not."
Bruce smiled," well all you girls are invited to go backstage after the show."


Ok....who's next???? Make it juicy!!

oooh. good plot twist daisygirlee, now I'm going to give it a try...

It's kind of long, I got a little carried away but you people are going to have to just deal with that.

Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie and Snickerlace all walk backstage huddled close together. There are people everywhere, mostly groupies trying to get backstage. They see a big, burly guy turning people away.
BLAIR: Do you think that's where we go to get backstage?
JO: No Blair, that's where you check in for your massage and pedicure, of course that's where we go.
TOOTIE: I don't know about this you guys, that guy looks scaaaaaa-ry.
SNICKERLACE: Relax, we'll be fine, come on.
Snickerlace walks right up to the security guy and tries to get in his face but he finds himself staring directly at the tall guy's chin. The guy looks down at him.
GUY: You got a problem, boy?
SNICKERLACE: no, no problem, have a nice day.
He walks back over to the girls.
BLAIR: Any luck?
SNICKERLACE: Well, I was gonna rough things up a bit, but I decided he's just not worth it, now come on, let's get out of here.
NAT: No way! We were invited backstage by the Boss himself! I'll get us in there.
She marches over to the guard.

NAT: Hey, buddy! Long time, no see! Listen, Brucey baby gave us the green light to hang backstage after the show seeing how we're close, personal friends and all. So whadya say you step aside and let my friends and I in here?
He just stares at her intimidatingly.
NAT: Or we could just check him out next time he's in Vegas, where we usually meet up.
She walks dejectedly back over to the girls.
NAT: Nothing, the man is a human brick wall.
JO: Let me...
She walks over
JO: Hey, listen up bud, the Boss said we could come back stage after the show and since the Boss is your boss, you should probably listen to him, don't you think?
She gets no response and walks back over to everyone.
JO: This is ridiculous, we should just leave.
BLAIR: Wait Jo... let me try.
JO: You? He'll knock the jewels right off your tiarra.
BLAIR: Come on Jo, charm can take you a long way, but I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
Blair walks over to him and starts talking.
JO: She's never gonna get us in, watch this, he's about to kick her out.
We hear Blair giggle and see her toss her hair...
JO: I don't believe it, she's gonna get us in.
The security guard laughs and signals for the rest of them to join Blair backstage. Blair just turns to them and smiles.
JO: She got us in.
TOOTIE: We can see that, Jo.
They all walk past the guard.
GUY: After you.
BLAIR: Why thank you, Arthur.
NAT: How do you do that?
BLAIR: Just one of the many gifts God has blessed me with.
JO: Yeah, that and blond in a bottle.
TOOTIE: Will you guys stop it? Look around, we are backstage at a Springstein concert. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can go to hundreds of concerts and never.....
Tootie looks around and realizes that everyone has gone their seperate ways and stopped listening to her speech.
TOOTIE: Nat, wait for me!
Tootie Joins Natalie over by the buffet talking to a guy with a leather jacket.
TOOTIE: Hey Nat, who's this?
NAT: Oh, Tootie, this is my new friend... what was your name again?
GUY: Name's Dave, but my friends call me Nitro.
TOOTIE: Oh, are you one of the American Gladiators?
Natalie hits Tootie in the arm.
NITRO: No, but I was actually a real gladiator in a past life.
Natalie and Tootie stare at him a little confused.
NATALIE: Huh?
NITRO: Yeah, that's right. And then in another life I was captain J. Willard, international pirate exraordinairre.
NATALIE: Well. at least you weren't kidnapped by aliens.
NITRO: Not then, but this other time...
NATALIE: Ooh gee, will you look at the time. Tootie, we gotta go.
NITRO: Oh, are you sure? It's not even that late.
NATALIE: Oh yeah, we gotta be up early to... uh.... husk the corn.
NITRO: It's not even in season.
NATALIE: The aliens bring it back when they're on their time travel missions to when it is in season, I'll see you later.
She drags Tootie off.
Jo and Blair are sitting on a couch checking everything out.
BLAIR: There are so many people here.
JO: Yeah, I know, you see Bruce anywhere?
BLAIR: I don't really.... wait, there he is!
She sees him across the room talking to some people. Blair smiles and sits up.
BLAIR: Jo. I think he just looked at me.
JO: No way, why would he look at you?
Jo looks over and sees Bruce smiling in their direction.
JO: Ok, so he looked at you, so what?
BLAIR: Oh no, Jo, he's coming over here. What should I do?
JO: I'd think you'd know by now.
Bruce comes over and sits down next to Jo.
BRUCE: I couldn't help but notice you looking at me from over there.
Jo looks around, thinking he's talking to Blair and then realizing he's talking to her.
JO: Who me?
BRUCE: Yes you. You were looking at me, weren't you?
JO: Well, yeah, I mean I... um....
BRUCE: I thought so.

Had to stop, it was getting too long. your turn now.

tv addict..... so awesome! The dialogue was great....perfect for the personalities of the girls... i'll see if someone else adds before i go again................

come on all you facts of life fans.....continue the story...thanks

I might give this a shot a little further on down in the posting. I just have question. Is this going to be just one short episode with all the girls at the Springsteen concert and backstage with him? Is the episode supposed to end with the Springsteen thing? Anyway, if we can keep this episode going for several days, I have a good idea (At least I think it's a good idea) for when all the girls leave the concert and are on their way home. This idea could set up a way to keep this thing going for a while. Do they sell Lottery Tickets where they live? Let's just say they do so this idea can work. Anyway, I'll quit rattling on about my idea and wait for someone to ge the girls on their drive home.

I might give this a shot a little further on down in the posting. I just have question. Is this going to be just one short episode with all the girls at the Springsteen concert and backstage with him? Is the episode supposed to end with the Springsteen thing? Anyway, if we can keep this episode going for several days, I have a good idea (At least I think it's a good idea) for when all the girls leave the concert and are on their way home. This idea could set up a way to keep this thing going for a while. Do they sell Lottery Tickets where they live? Let's just say they do so this idea can work. Anyway, I'll quit rattling on about my idea and wait for someone to ge the girls on their drive home.

Ok Dan, keep your idea in mind. Do whatever you want with the episode, it can be as long as we want. I'd take us to the drive home, but I was the last one to write.

After the girls were done visitin they went back to their seats. They enjoyed the rest of the concert and in the car talked about how great it was.

Tootie: WOW! I cannot beleive we got to see springsteen that close! And we actually got to meet him!

Nat: I know! (the typical nat "i know")

Blair: I must admit Jo. It's about time you did something good for once.

Jo: Oh gee thanks Blair. Sorry I couldn't bring elvis back to life for ya.

Blair: (gives jo the typical I know you can't be as good as me look.)

They all arrive home.

CONTINUE DAN!

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Jo: Well I'm startin.

Nat: Where'd ya get the beer?

Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey.
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Well, they're home now instead of on their way home? Ok, I'll give this a shot, but I'm not saying it will be the greatest of dialouge. Anyway, here goes.

They're all outside in the car about to go inside. Jo was driving

Jo: Well, I had fun. How about the rest of you?

Natalie: I won't forget it.

Tootie: Yeah, Bruce Springsteen, The Boss, It's been one of those nights when you just can't believe that it actually happened. I can't sleep! Lets go somewhere! Lets go get something to eat.

Blair: Not me. It's already 2am. The night air is bad for my pores. We Warners have to get our beauty rest.

Jo: In that case, You should have been in bed 5 hours ago.

Blair: You obviously don't care how you look Jo. I have an image to keep up. I'm going to bed.

(Blair gets out of the car and goes inside. Mrs. G is sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee)

Mrs. G: BLAIR!! It's so late! Where are the other girls?

Blair: They wanted to go somewhere and eat. I'm going to bed.

Mrs. G: OOHHHHHH!!! This Late??!! Well, I can't go to sleep till the girls get home. You go to bed. I'll wait on them. Good Night Blair!

Blair: Good Night Mrs. Garrett

( Switch back to the girls in the car. They're driving down the road and come to a gas station.)

Natalie: Hey look at that sign. Lottery tickets sold here. Jo! Lets go get one. The Jackpot is 50 Million.

Tootie: WOW! What I could do with all that money!

Jo: NOOO!!!! Thats a scam. Nobody has a chance to win that.

Tootie. PLEASEEEE!!!! JO!!! Lets go in and get one. It could be a dream come true!

Natalie: Yeah, Jo. Let the girl have her dream.

Jo: OH, Alright. But I'm not wasting my money on that stuff!

(They go inside the store.Natalie and Tootie walk up to the cashier.)

Natalie: I'll take one lottery ticket please.

Tootie: Nat, I don't have any more money! I wonder where it went? All I bought was a Springsteen Shirt, and this sweatshirt...And a Cap...This jacket...The Springsteen Coffee Mug...The poster...

Natalie: Gee Tootie! Why didn't you just buy
stock in the man!

Tootie: They Sold Stock??!!

Natalie: Never Mind. Look, we'll just split this ticket. I'll give you half if I win.

Tootie: Thanks Nat.

Jo: Yeah right. Half of nothing. You guys are so gullible. Look at what time it is. We better be getting back. Mrs. G just might be getting worried.

Natalie: Yeah, we better go.

Tootie: You coming Jo?

Jo: Yeah, I'm gonna go get something to drink. I'll meet you guys in the car.

( Natalie and Tootie go outside. Jo gets her drink and goes to the register.)

Cashier: Will this be all for you?

Jo: Yeah.....Wait, give me a lottery ticket.

(Jo gets her ticket and drink and goes to the car.)

Natalie: What took you so long Jo?

Jo: You know how slow those people can be. Well, Lets head home.

Tootie: WOW! just think Nat, we could be rich! More money than we ever thought of. More money than even Blair has. We will know next Friday night if we have won or not.

Natalie: YEah, Just think of what all we could do. Jo, we'll spit the money with you too if we win. What are friends for?

Tootie: Yeah, Jo. We won't forget you.

Jo: Thanks Guys. Well, Lets go home. We don't want Mrs. G to have a cow.

( They get home and go to bed. They wake up the next morning and this is where I end my part.)

I hope that wasn't too lame. Just thought it might keep the episode going for a while. Keep it going.

dan...very cool.... now to twist it even more...


When the girls got home they found Mrs Garrett sleeping next to her cup of coffee in the kitchen.

They tried to tiptoe past her, but Tootie's loot from the concert, fell on the floor causing mrs g to scream" aagh!"

Jo hit tootie upside the head and nat hit tootie's arm," now look what you did. We wont be going to bed for an hour now.... we have a huge lecture ahead of us." Natalie yawned while Jo scolded tootie.

Mrs garrett began pacing due to anger," I just dont know what to do with you girls. Oy steal a van, you go on probation under my care. You drink alcohol in the dorm, i again punish you and put you under my care. Now, you go out to a concert and worry me four hours after curfew? I dont know what to do."


ok guys...what does mrs g do to the girls...

Mrs. G: You girls, cant.....you cant....uh..you know what I'll let you get away with it this time.

(The day of the lottery draw comes around, the girls are sitting in front of the TV)

Tv announcer: first number...46.....53....12....8....98....2

Nat: Oh, and I had my heart set on that trip around the world.....oh well, nobody ever wins those things anyway.....whats wrong Jo??

Jo: (A look of shock on her face) I won.

Somebody pick it up from here.......

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Stanley Roper: I'm sorry Jack

Jack Tripper: Oh, thats ok, what did you do?

Roper: Me? Nothing, I just thought I saw something that wasnt normal, because it was normal, but, now I can see it aint normal, so, everything's back to normal again.

Jack: oh, well, I'm glad for you.

Jo says she has won and here I go with my part.

Jo: I won. I actually won

Tootie: Won what Jo?

Jo: The Lottery. I won. I won the lottery!

Natalie: Quit kidding Jo. Tootie might believe you.

Jo: I did win. (She shows the winning ticket to the girls) I'm rich.

Natalie and Tootie: YOU WON!! Jo won!!

( They all 3 start jumping up and down screaming)

Natalie: Wait a minute. I thought you didn't buy a ticket. You said it was a waste of money.

Tootie: YEAH, You said nobody wins. You said you weren't going to waste your money.

Jo: Yeah, I lied. But I won!!

( They all 3 start jumping up and down screaming again. Mrs. G and Blair come running in to see what is going on.)

Mrs G: Girls, Girls!! Whats all the screaming about?

Natalie: Jo won!

Mrs. G: Won what?

Blair: Probably Popular Mechanics Model of the Decade. Jo, how does one qualify for that? Lets see, I'll bet you just have to have a motorcycle and come from a poor family. You qualify. Congratulations Jo.

Jo: No, Blair. That wasn't it. ( Jo puts her arm around Blair) I just won 50 million dollars in the lottery. Gee, Blair. If I'm poor, what does that make you?

Tootie: Yeah, Blair. She has more money than you now.

Jo: (Walks off from Blair and looks out the window. She turns around and has a big smile on her face ) I'm rich. Can you believe it?

Mrs. G: Wow Jo. What are you going to do?

Blair: (Wining Noise) Shes rich.

Natalie: It's ok Blair. Just think, Now she can join all those ritzy clubs that you're a member of.

Blair: ( Wining Noise ) Shes Rich.

Jo: I'm going to bed. I can't think about this tonight. I'll get some sleep and try to figure out what to do in the morning.

Ok, thats my part. Jo now has more money than Blair. Someone else take over.

Sorry guys, this disappeared fortunately I could recover it.. Please continue!

Ok here is my part I don't know how good it will be but I'll try.

the next mording Jo wakes up
Jo: I know what I'll do with the money
Nat: what1
Blair: You'll buy a new wardrobe.
Jo: No Blair! I'm going to buy a new Harley Davidson Motorcycle and invest the rest in stocks.
Blair: You know about the stocks?
Jo:Yes Blair I'm not a total idiot.
Tootie: Well I think that is a good Idea Jo.
Jo: and and I'm going to give each of you guys a share of the profits from the stocks.
Nat: So what are you going to invest in?
Jo: Well I don't know.
Blair: Hey my Broker said that IBM went up 2 points yesterday that it is a good time to sell.
Tootie: Well what are you waiting for lets do it.

So Jo goes and put half of her winnings in some IBM stock.
Jo has the radio on and a guy says Today in the stock market IBM goes up 3 points.
Everyone: YA alright.
Blair: See I told you that IBM was a good stock.
Jo: Ok Blair it is a good stock.

The next day Jo listens to the radio and the guy says IBM is going on strike so IBM went down 10 points.
Jo gives BLair a very upset look.
Blair: A did I say that IBM was a good stock I must of been joking.
Jo: Blair I could kill you.
Blair: Now Jo lets look at the bright side
Jo: What bright side I just lost 1 million dollars in this stupid stock.

Mrs.G comes in : Hi girls what going on
Tootie: Jo just lost 1 million dollars in the stock market.
Mrs.G: Oh I'm sorry Jo but that what happens when you play the stocks.
Jo: Ya and when you listen to Blair.
Blair: I'm sorry Jo but I didn't force you to put your money in this stock.

Ok that's my story next.

bump

Suddenly Jo wakes up.

Jo: Guys, I just had a weird dream....I dreamt that we went to a Springsteen concert

Nat: Jo, we did go to a Springsteen concert

Jo: What??, well I dreamt that we bought lottery tickets, and that I WON!!

Nat: Tootie and I bought one....besides the draw isnt until tomorrow.

Jo: I secretlly bought one!!!

Nat: Good go back to sleep.

Jo: It was all just a dream?......NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Girls: Jo go to sleep.

What happens next?

Jo tosses and turns.

jo: how can anyone "go to sleep" when they're going to win the lottery tomorrow?!?!
tootie: jo do you mind if i rephrase the question a little?
jo: huh?
tootie: how can anyone go to sleep when someone's talking about how they're going to win the lottery tomorrow?
blair: yeah jo, shut up!
jo: oh guys just you wait!! i'm going to win win win and be richer than blair! just like i was in my dream!
blair: you mean your nightmare?
jo: i'll be rich rich rich!! (she grabs the lottery ticket) and in fact if i go now to watch the tv i'll see if i won some numbers!
(she gets up and goes to watch tv. mrs. g hears her and follows her downstairs to where jo hears the numbers.)
jo: yup.. uhhuh... i won this number... that too... that one too.. (screams): I WON!!!!!!
mrs. g: jo!
jo: oh hi mrs. g...
mrs. g: i dont believe this.. you buying a ticket and winning ... and i'll deal with you tomorrow!! (sounds angry)

so.. who's next? is mrs. g mad that jo won or is she mad jo bought a ticket? how about jo? can she keep the money? continue on!

Blair screams and sits up in bed. The other girls all wake up.

TOOTIE: Blair what is it?
BLAIR: I had a horrible nightmare.
JO: What, were you living in a world where caviar didn't exist?
BLAIR: Worse, YOU won the lottery and YOU were rich.
JO: Really?
BLAIR: Yeah, actually first it was you dreaming you won and that was a dream, but then you woke up and really did win, only that was my dream....
NATALIE: What did you eat last night?
JO: Forget it, can we go back to bed now?
BLAIR: Just promise me something Jo, are you still poor?
JO: That's not exactly the way I'd like to put it...
BLAIR: Just say it!
JO: YES!!! Now go to SLEEP!!!
Blair breathes a sigh of relief
BLAIR: Thank you. Goodnight.

There is a noise coming from the window. Tootie looks scared.

TOOTIE: Guys?
NATALIE: What is it Tootie?
TOOTIE: Um.... do you hear that?
JO: The sound of Blair mentally counting her money?
TOOTIE: No....
There is a tap at the window again.
TOOTIE: THAT!
BLAIR: The sound of Jo, mentally ramming her head against the wall.
JO: I'm gonna ram YOUR head against the wall in a minute Blair! What IS that?

Jo gets out of bed and goes over to the window and opens it. As soon as she does that a small rock hits her in the forehead.

JO: OW! Watch it, will ya!

Jo looks down and sees Snickerlace standing in the yard.

SNICKERLACE: Sorry, Jo. Is Blair there?
JO: Blair, it's for YOU!

Blair walks over to the window with a confused look on her face.

BLAIR: What are you doing here?
SNICKERLACE: I came to sing you a song, my love!
BLAIR: Oh dear Lord...
NAT: At least youre getting a song, all Jo got was a rock to the head!


Continue on guys.....

(remember when this story was about a concert?)

Someone, please, finish this.

I would do it myself, but I'm no great writing talent.

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loooking goood!!!

Ok, I've decided to bring this fanfic back from the dead because I don't believe in unfinished fanfics, so I'm going to finish it. Hope nobody minds...

TOOTIE: He's not really going to sing you a song, is he Blair? He's not...

Tootie walks over and looks out the window where she sees Snickerlace strapping on his accordion.

TOOTIE: He really is.
BLAIR: This is like some horrible nightmare. JO: This is great! All these years you made fun of me when Roy would pester me. Well, Blair, say hello to your Roy. I can't wait to watch it from this side.
NATALIE: Oh, let me just tell you, Jo, it's really a lot of fun to watch.
JO: Really? I thought it would be, but...
BLAIR: Will you people please be quiet and help me think of something?

They all look at each other from their front-row seats on Blair's bed and then look back to Blair and shake their heads.

NATALIE: Nah, this is much more fun.

Blair looks back out the window where Snickerlace is now ready to begin his song.

SNICKERLACE: This is for you, my love. When the moon hits your eye...

Blair lets out a little whimper and the three other girls burst out laughing from the background.

JO: I thought it would be better watching, but I had no idea it was this hilarious!
TOOTIE: You don't understand, Jo, things were never this good with Roy. This is so much worse!
JO: I'm so happy to hear that!

They continue to laugh hysterically as Blair hides her face in her hands and tries desperately to come up with a sollution to her problem.

BLAIR: You guys have GOT to help me! What am I supposed to do? He's in love with me!
NATALIE: Well, maybe you could try telling him why he shouldn't be in love with you.
BLAIR: But that's so hard. I mean, you can hardly blame him for being in love with me. After all, I am gorgeous.
JO: And stuck up, and snobby, and whiny, and high maintinance, and spoiled...
BLAIR: All right, all right. Seriously, we need to stop him. Please, before he compares my eye to a big pizza pie again.

Mrs. Garrett enters the room, looking tired and annoyed.

MRS. G: Girls, what is going on in here? What IS that noise?

NATALIE: Go ahead and take a look out the window.

Mrs. G. looks out the window and sees Snickerlace playing and singing away.

MRS. G: And which one of you is he singing for?

They all point at Blair and when Mrs. G. looks at her she gives her a little smile and wave.

MRS. G: Well, make him stop!
BLAIR: He won't! He says he's in love with me, but I am DEFINITELY not interested. Can you please help me so we can all get some sleep?
MRS. G: Just this once, and only because I need to get some sleep.
JO: So, what are you gonna do, Mrs. G?
MRS. G: Just watch this.

Mrs. G goes over to the window and looks down. Then she takes a deep breath...

MRS. G: Get the hell off my property before I call the police!

The accordion music comes to an abrupt halt as Snickerlace runs off as fast as he can.

MRS. G: Goodnight, girls.

Mrs. G leaves the room.

TOOTIE: That was amazing.
JO: We can learn a lot from that woman.
BLAIR: I'm glad that's over.
JO: Oh, it's far from over.
BLAIR: What are you talking about?
JO: You're dealing with an infatuation on the same level as my buddy Roy.
NATALIE: He's your buddy now?
JO: It's just a figure of speech, Nat.
NATALIE: Sorry, Jo.
JO: No problem. He's gonna keep coming back again, and again, and again. He won't stop.
BLAIR: There's nothing I can do?
JO: If there was, don't you think I'd have done it to Roy by now?
BLAIR: Good point. So you're telling me that he's going to come over here all the time and tell me how beautiful I am and how much he loves me?
JO: Maybe even every single day.
BLAIR: This doesn't sound so bad.
NATALIE: You forgot who you were dealing with, Jo.
TOOTIE: Yeah, having someone obsessed with you is great for someone like Blair.
JO: Then do you think I could get Roy to go for her, too?
NATALIE: Not even if you glued a picture of your face on her body.
JO: I was afraid of that.
TOOTIE: Can we get some sleep now? It's been quite a day.
NATALIE: Yeah, backstage at Springsteen, you guys even talked to the Boss himself. Blair got serenaded...
BLAIR: You suppose if he has more time he might actually write a song about me?
JO: If he does, will you please tell me what night he's gonna sing it so I can make sure that it's the same night I move to China?
TOOTIE: Blair, you're not actually thinking about going out with him, are you?
BLAIR: Of course not. Don't be silly. I just love hearing people complement me. Which is why I hate when Jo talks.
NATALIE: I guess some things haven't changed.


THE END

Ok, there it is. I'll admit, it's not that good, but like I said, I hate seeing things unfinished.

No, It's great! I was wondering where this ff went a few months ago, but then I forgot about it. This is one of the first fanfics I read! (Gasp) Now look, here I am, 497 posts later!

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

~*Danielle*~