"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "Since I have become Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."

Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "What could a guy want that is down in the sewer that he needs $2 right away?"

Ed: "You see, today is payday and the guys have some dice rolling around...well you might call it a floating crap game."

"The Worry Wart":

Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated."

Ed: "She is right. The jails are full of them."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Um, who should I call Norton?"

Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ralph: "How could you write down that you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are supposed to be a thousand miles away from here."

Ed: "You are right." (writing): "'Saw South American yellow-bellied sap sucker. Place where seen: Alberqurque, New Mexico.'"

"Lunchbox":

(Ralph thinks that Alice cooked him an awaful lunch.)

Alice: "What are you talking about?"

Ralph: "I am talking about my lunch. What did you do, make it Exhibit A in a murder case?"

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph is complaining about the rent. He shows the person who runs rent control in New York a letter. That person is a Mr. Cagleeotti [sp?].)

Mr. Cagleeotti: "When did you receive this letter?"

Ralph: "About 30 seconds before I called you."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph: "That is not the only thing. The water boil is broken, the roof leaks, all the boards on the staircase are loose etc. Only, Mr. Mountgovern stepped on a loose board on the third floor and fell all the way down to the first floor. Could have killed himself."

Ed: "Luckily, he was carrying a bottle of Canti and the straw broke his fall."

"Hiar To A Fortune":

Ed: "H2O."

Ralph: "'Oh, that is pronounced ho."