"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph: "You mean to tell me that after looking at that guy that you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"

Ed: "Yeah. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Alice: "Don't you know that this morning, Ralph insisted on making the beds."

Trixie: "That is wonderful."

Alice: "What is wonderful is that he got me up at 5:30 so that he could make them."

"Alice & The Blonde":

Trixie: "On the bus, there were two empty seats and who takes them?"

Alice: "Ralph."

"Lunchbox":

(Ralph thinks Alice packed him an awful lunch. He goes to the stove and sees Alice's shoes. Ralph doesn't know what to make of this. He doesn't know that Alice put them there so they could dry.)

Ed: "I know what you are going to have for dinner."

Ralph: "What?"

Ed: "A pair of socks."

"Lunchbox":

Ralph: "What do you have for lunch?"

Ed: "Don't ask. All I get is peanut butter sandwiches, peanut butter sandwiches and more peanut butter sandwiches. I am telling you it is terrible Ralph."

Ralph: "Why don't you complain to Trixie?"

Ed: "I make my own sandwiches."

"A Promotion Part 2":

Ralph: "A derrick couldn't get me out of this chair."

Alice: "A good big one might be able to."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "I didn't know that anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?"

Alice: "Your salary couldn't even drip out."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Ralph: "When you own a house, you can go outisde, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"

Alice: "I can go out the door right now into the hallway and do the same thing."