Since the game is so popular, why not have one for the Beverly Hillbillies.




What did the Clampetts find that made them so rich?

:bump

A collection of mint baseball cards from the 1920s

What exactly WAS the "Ceement pond"?

It was a place to keep cement fish.


What type of vehicle did the Clampetts have?

They had a little black car called the batmobile.


Where did they find such a cool car?

At the batcave when Jed went hunting.


What's a possum?

A large, hairy, land-dwelling fish with sharp teeth, that only eats cupcakes and poodles.

What did Jed mean by "Whoa Doggies!" ?

Doggies was hillbilly for the word "Sh*t"

What did Jethro buy when they first moved to Beverly Hills

A new brain.


What was wrong with the old one?

Eating all those cement fish clogged up his brain.


Who was a tomboy on the show?

Mrs Drysdale

Buddy Ebsen had been cast in the 1939 movie version of the wizard of Oz , but had to back out at the last moment, why?

Granny refused to let him to it, and chased him all over the Pork Holler' with a frying pan, she was so mad over it.

Who is Mr. Drysdale's sec'y?

Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe.

It wasn't Eli's shoulders that kept popin' them buttons, what was it ?

It was that darn raccoon.


Which animal on the show liked Granny's moonshine?

Jethro ( Miss Jane always thought of him as an animal )

What did miss Jane always address Mr Drysdale, as?

Jethro ( Miss Jane always thought of him as an animal )

What did miss Jane always address Mr Drysdale, as?


DunderHead


What was in Drysdale's vault?

Mrs. Drysdale lol!

What does Jethro try to slay on their trip to England?

Prince Charles, but, his ears deflected Jethros sword, and he was saved!!

What did Elly think of the "handsome" Prince?

She wanted to throw him back to be slayed.


Who did Granny try to doctor while they were in England?

The dragon that Jethro caught.



What did Elly scream from atop the castle walls?

"You Wanna Wrestle"


What are smoked crawdads?

marijuana cigarettes dunked in moonshine, then smoked

What grade did Jethro make it to in school , before deciding he was a genius?

First, once he learned his ABC's he was a genius.


What did Elly want to hide from the "Cat Burgular"?

All her mice, they hated cats

When Jethro got the James Bond bug, what did he add to the Oldsmobile truck, to make it into a "spy car"?

a playboy bunny and a mini bar


Does Jethro ever spy on anyone?

Only Elly in the shower

Why didnt Jed ever remarry?

He couldn't find any country women in Beverly Hills to ask.


Did Jed ever go on a date while in CA.?

yeah with "Devine"....and all went well, until "she" slipped into something more comfortable :eek:

Why was Elly popping her buttons?

ps Devine was a very fat female impersonator who was best known for his work in John Waters films

Elly wasn't much of a seamstress so the bubble gum she used was always popping the buttons.

Why did Jethro want a bachelor pad?

he wanted a place he and several other bachelors could live in peace, far away from women

What is Jethro doing today?

he wanted a place he and several other bachelors could live in peace, far away from women

What is Jethro doing today?


He works for Hugh Hefner at the playboy mansion.



Does Jethro ever have a steady girl?

Only Elly's chimp.


How did Jethro stand out from the other kids at that school in California?

He was the only one constantly hitting on his own cousin

Who had the "hots" for Jethro?

Mrs. Drysdale


Did Mrs. Drysdale get along with Granny?

oh yes, they opened a knitting and book shop together

Where was the Beverly Hillbillies mansion actually located?

It was on Beach Street in Death Valley.


What did Granny think of the Navy frogman that dated Elly?

That he was, in her words, "Delicious"...shed always loved frog's legs!

In Grannys mind, which side had won the "Civil War"?

Why those sneaky Canadians of course. lol!


Who did Granny think was still alive from the civil-war?

Abraham Lincoln, she believed that he faked his own death

Which side of the Civil War was Granny on anyway?

She was on the side that won.


Was Granny old enough to fight in the war?

Yes she was 160 years old.


How did she manage to live so long?

By drinking a jugful of rheumatism medicine and smoking a bagful of crawdads a day.

How did Granny predict the rain ?

She used her her magic eight ball.


Why was Shorty Kellam a hit with the ladies?

He was young, tall, dark & handsome.


Where did Shorty come from?

From Honk Kong China, where all the Clampett's friends are from

When did the Clampetts meet all their Chinese friends?

When Jed was digging the well, he dug all the way to China.


Does Jethro ever meet a real spy?

Yeah, Maxwell Smart


How did Smart end up at the Clampetts?

Granny was trying to play match-maker again.



Who was she trying to match Maxwell Smart to?

Jethro, Granny's eyes werent what they used to be

What did Elly wear as a belt?

her pet snake 'Slinky'


How many pets did Elly have?

Well, lets see, there was Slinky, of course, the elephant she called "Kitty cat"
(Cause thats what she thought he was), the porcupine she called Needles.....and Jethro.

What was in those 2 barrels strapped to the side of the truck?

Elly's lunch


Who else ate alot on the show?

miss Jane, thats why she had that huge weight problem

What was Jed shooting at, when he struck oil?

Jethro; he thought it was a moose.

What ever happened to Sonny Drysdale's bio father?

He smothered to death while sleeping in the banks vault.


Who else has a fixation with the money in the vault?

Elly's monkey Bessie



Why is Bessie interested in the money?

She thought the paper would make a perfect nest , where she could safely give birth to Jethros son

Why did Elly keep all those animals around anyway?

She was getting her ark ready in case of a flood.



Why did Mrs. Drysdale want Granny to stop making lye soap?

She didnt believe in soap, Mrs D prefered people "au naturel"

What does Elly do today?

She works at Fur Fashion in Beverly Hills.


Did any of her critters get turned into fur coats?

only Jethro

Max Baer Jr had a famous father, who was he, and what was he famous for?

Yogi - famous for stealing picnic baskets.

What did Miss Hathaway want to do with Jethro ?

She wanted him stuffed and mounted on the shelf in her sunroom

Why did Miss Jane call mr Drysdale "Chief"?

She wanted him stuffed and mounted on the shelf in her sunroom



When it came to Jethro, I think Miss Hathaway wanted to be stuffed and mounted !

Why did Miss Jane call mr Drysdale "Chief"?

Because he came from a long line of high-ranking American Indians.

What did the Clampetts think "sick benefits" were ?

They thought it was Dash Riprock's newest movie.


How did Dash get such a cool name?

He did ads for a laundry detergent.

Why did the door chimes ceased being used after the first season?

Because one of Elly's pet mice chewed the wire into.



How did Elly keep her cats from eating the mice?

She kept them in the cement pond.


Why did the Clampetts go to Silver Dollar City?

They wanted to get some of those famous Silver Dollars.


Who ran the hotel there?

Paris Hilton's Grandmother, Hooterville Hilton

How large was Jed Clampett's fortune?

He had enough money to stuff 4 Mattresses, so it was pretty large.


Why didn't Jed buy a new hat?

Because it was hard to find a new hat that would fit his pointed head.



Who was Jethrena Bodine?

She was Jethro's pet monkey.


Why didn't she live in the Beverly Hills mansion?

That was just the name Jethro used in the LA "Drag" clubs

What was Grannys "Medicine" composed of?

mainly skunk


Does Granny get anyone besides the family to take her medicine?

yeah, its sold World wide, as "Coca Cola"

How old WAS Granny?

She was 200 but only looked 175.


Which civil war hero was her boyfriend?

Abe Lincoln



Didn't his being from the north matter to Granny?

no cause she enjoyed how his beard "tickled" when they kissed

Was Elly ever engaged?

No, that stick figure and Phyllis Diller hair turned all the men off. lol!


How would you describe Miss Jane?

Flat face, flat hair, flat.... everything

How did Granny's huband die?

He fell into a vat of Granny's Lye soap.



Did Fairchild act like a regular ape?

No he was irregular, remember he did that commerical for Ex-lax. lol!



Why was Mr. Drysdale and Fairchild traveling together?

Flat face, flat hair, flat.... everythingactually...thats not a wrong answer :eek:

Why was Mr. Drysdale and Fairchild traveling together?they were hoping to start a new series of "Road Pictures" together

What is Jethro doing today?

He got to be a brain surgeon after all.



How long was he in school?

Hes still in school today.....he never could find his way out of the building

Why didnt Jed ever remarry?

He was waiting for Lester Flatts wife Gladys to become available.


Who did Lester sing with?

Buddy Holly and the Crickets

Who did he partner up with, after Buddys Death?

Dean Martin


What happened to Dean's former partner?

He became the lead singer of The Rolling Stones.


Was Mick ever invited on Dean Martin's show?

No, he was way too old to be singing with that young Dean Martin.


Did any other musical stars appear on the Beverly Hillbillies?

Just Elvis, he wanted some home cooking when he was in Hollywood making those movies.


What was one of Granny's specialities?

pretty much anything that could be found in the KAMA SUTRA ;):lol:

Was Elly REALLY as innocent as she seemed?

No she was guilty of bad judgement when it came to men.


Who was one of her bad choices in dates?

Well she did date one of those wild Beach Boys.



Did the Clampetts ever make a movie?

Yeah, a remake of Gentlemen prefer blondes....with Jethro in the Marilyn Monroe part! ( He used yellow oil paint on his head, to get the blonde colour )

Who played the part originally done by Jane Russell?

Miss Jane, they could have been twins.


What does Jed do to pass the time when he's sitting in front of the mansion?

He stares at this funny dark rock in the paving stones in the driveway.......for hours at a time

What did Jed do with the old family shack they lived in previously?

They sold it to Mr. Haney who sold it to Oliver Douglas.


Do the Clampetts ever go back to visit the old homeplace?

No, the Clampetts avoid Hooterville because Elly would be obliged to honour her childhood promise to marry Arnold Ziffle

why did Elly agree to it in the first place?

Because when she began to get her shape and the local boys began to look at her, Jed told her "I'd rather you marry a pig." She agreed.

What's the reason Elly didn't marry Herby the gorilla?

Herby was already spoken for.


Who was Herby's bride-to-be?

Jethro, although they looked like twins

What happened to Jed's wife?

She ran off with a travelin salesman.


Did Jethro ever go on a date with Miss Jane?

Yes, Jethro was crazy about her.



What kind of race did Granny have with Mrs. Drysdale?

They both joined the Beverly Hills Pentathlon

In the end, who won the event?

Neither, they ran into each other and didn't finish the race.


What does Mrs. Drysdale find in her bedroom when she's sick?

all the old Kleenex from her last cold, under the bed

Why did Pearl Bodine send her only son to live with the Clampetts?

Because she couldn't afford to feed both Jethro & Jethrena.



How would you describe Jethrena?

small, delicate and a real looker


Did Jethrena go on any dates?

Once Dash Riprock saw her, she had a boyfriend for life. lol!


What was Dash's real name?

Pinky Tuscadero Riprock

What happened to Grampy? (Grannys husband)

He drank too much moonshine and when he lit his pipe he blew up.


Why didn't Granny remarry?

She did remarry in the last season.


Who was the groom?

Mr Drysdale who divorced his wife, cause Granny was just SO much sexier

Was Jed happy to finally be rid of his Mother-in-Law?

Yes, he was sick of her cooking.



What new dishes did Jed want to try?

Elly May's biscuits. What was her secret ingredient???

rocks



Who did Granny help out in Hooterville?

Mr. Haney, who sold her a new whiskey still for how much?

A quick "roll in the hay"...everyone "wanted" Granny, she was just THAT sexy!

Who "wanted" Jethro?

Gladys, Lester Flatts wife


How did Lester get such a young beautiful wife?

She liked the way he smelled like moonshine and greasy bacon

What was IN Grannys "medicine"?

Moonshine and cough syrup. Who became addicted to it???

Miss Jane, she always was a real lush

Where were the "Mansion" scenes filmed?

At the White House



Why did the Clampett's get in trouble for camping out on an episode?

They were scaring the elephants, there, at the Sandiego zoo

Why would they go camping at the zoo?

Granny needed to fill the meat cellar again.



Why does Jethro want a raise in his allowance?

So he can buy that grocery store down the street.


Why did Jethro want a grocery store?

He figured it was the easiest way to meet a cute Cashier

Did he ever meet one?

Yeah, but she wasn't interested.



Why didn't he play up his Uncle's millions to the cashier?

Cause he couldnt count past 6 , the word "millions" meant nothing to him

What Brand and year was "the truck"?

1902 Ford Lemon Deluxe Truck


How did they keep the truck running after all those years?

They kept it all together with Elmers glue and monkey spit, from Elly's chimp

What did Elly call her chimp?

Jethro Junior



What did they call the old hound dog?

Bruce Wayne


Why was Batman on the show?

He was jealous of Jethro's great truck and was hoping to buy it, to replace the Batmobile.

How fast could the truck go, full-out?

It could go 350 mph with a tank full of Moonshine.


Did Granny ever get arrested for making moonshine?

No, but, she was arrested for "Flashing" in the park

Jed always seemed so quiet, stable and even tempered...did he ever "let loose"?

Only when he got into Granny's moonshine.


Did Jethro try to date the clock lady?

No, but he tried to date the clock....he liked the clocks "face" and it "rang his bells" :rolleyes:

What is Elly doing today?

She runs a famous cooking school in San Francisco.


Did her cooking improve?

Yes, now she only kills 4 people a year with her chicken soup compared to 17 people , just 8 years ago

What was Jethro's dream job?

His dream job was to work at the senior citizen center.


Why did Jethro's mother very seldom come to visit him?

Because she took a real long shady rest.

What occupies Jethrine's time these days?

She's working at the little movie theater in Bug Tussell.


Did she ever marry?

No, cause all her cousins were girls (and in that family, you only married your cousins)

Why didnt Jethrene move in with her rich relatives, as her brother did?

They could barely afford to feed Jethro, and Jethrene would have literally ate them out of house & home.


Who was Sonny Drysdale?

thats what Mr Drysdale called his poodle

What did Elly call her old hound dog?

Little Elvis



What movie did Elly make with Elvis?

In the Ghetto
Starring Elvis Presley and Donna Douglas as star crossed lovers in Harlem; hoping for a new and better life as interior decorators...rated PG

What prized role did Buddy Ebsen have to turn down in 1939, due to an allergy to aluminum paint?

The role of the Empire State Building in King Kong.



What little curly haired girl did Buddy (jed) dance with early in his career?

Harpo Marx, in drag

What happened to Jed's fortune, after his death?

He left it to "Duke" the hound dog of course.



What other celebrities followed his trend?

Well, sort of.....ventrilloquist Edgar Bergen left his fortune to his dummy Charlie McCarthy

Did Edgar ever guest star on BH?

Yes, he was Jethro's tutor on two episodes.



What subject was he helping Jethro with?

He wanted Jethro to follow in his dummy's endeavor, so he taught him McCarthyism.

And when did Jethro reach the status as high as an official dummy?

When he won the mayor race of Bug Tussell.


Why did he move back there?

He was trying to find NY and took a wrong turn at Albequerke

What grade in school was Jethro always bragging about having reached?

Second grade, everyone else back home dropped out in first grade.


Did Elly finish school?

No; she single-handedly beat up every boy in the school her first day in first grade, so they told her to never come back.

When Elly May was about 12 and Granny told her she was going to have a visit soon from "Aunt Flo", what did Elly think she meant?

She thought Aunt Florence Jean Castleberry was coming for a visit.



Where was Aunt Flo from?

Germany, where her oldest son Adolf had really made a mess oif things

What did Elly wear, 90% of the time?

Her yellow poka dot bikini


How did they get this by the censors in the 1960's?

Her upper half was covered by a black box.

What did the Clampetts strike that prompted their move to the mansion?

They struck the welfare department on behalf of their United Hillbillies Local.

Who was the president of the National Hillbillies Union?

Ronald Reagan

Did Reagan ever run for another office?

No, he had too much scandal going on in his Hillbilly Union Office.



Where was the headquarters located?

backstage at "HeeHaw"

Did Elly ever outgrow all her "critters"?

Yes, except for Nelson the mule and Fairchild the bear, whose size she never caught up with.

What kind of critter did Elly want that she never got?

Johnny the pool boy

Who actually DID take care of the Clampetts "cement pond"?

That Navy Seal Guy after he got kicked out of the service.



Why did Granny think he was half man, half seal?

Cause of the way he was dressed.....strangely, she thought he was a seal on the TOP, rather on the other end

How old WAS Granny?

477 years old.

Who was Jane Hathaway?

The super-hot model Jethro dated when he was a "Super-Spy"

What did Jethro add to the truck to make it a "Spycar"?

Fins-- he thought people would take for a '64 Cadillac.

But when he changed his mind and stamped it with a tall cross in a curved rectangle and said he would disguise it as a Lincoln, what was Granny's reaction?

She shot out the tires, she was not a Lincoln fan.



How did Granny end up drinking with General Grant?

They were put in prison together.

What was the Clampett's dog named?

FiFi (lol!)


What type of dog was FiFi?

A Siamese Cat...Elly's eyesight wasnt any better than Granny's

Who was Elly's most persistant suitor?

Skipper the chimp... he 'suited' her better than anybody.

What ship was Skipper the skipper of?

the SS Bananas

What was the Beverly Hillbillies BEFORE it was a TV show?

A 1950's soap opera



Lester was married to the beautiful Gladys, who was Earl married to?

Elly's chimp

How did Granny's late husband die?


btw, TBHs started out in the 30s as an LA area radio show! (True story)

Granny mistook him for a bear and made a rug out of him.



What other 1960's show did cousin Pearl appear in?

Gidget

What did Ellie Mae call her animals?

Crawdads



How many crawdads did she have in all?

Equal to or less than the number of crawMOMS.

But what really stuck in Elly's craw all the years they were in Beverly Hills?

That she couldn't be the queen of Bug-Tussell while living in California.



How many times did they return to the old home town?

Never. They were too ashamed for leaving!

What did the Clampetts originally think the doorbell was?

musical mice in the walls



Why was there an old shack out back of the mansion in some of the episodes?

It was Jethro's original bachelor pad to bring Bevery Hills chicks.

And once he got a Beverly Hills chick in there, what did he do to 'set the mood?'

He offered her some of granny's smoked crawdads.



What happened to the little camper Jethro had at the beach in an episode of the show?

Jane Hathaway stole it.

How did Jane Hathaway look?

She was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe, they could have been twins.


How many boyfriends did Jane have?
132710

3; Skipper, Claude, and Jethro

How many boyfriends did Margaret Drysdale have?

14...the entire Beverly Hills high football team, plus the 2 spares and the waterboy!

Was Elly jealous of Margaret having all those boys to herself?

No, she only wanted the team mascott.



What did the mascott look like?

Super Banker, alias MoneyMan

What was the mascot of that "finishing school' that Ellie was tricked into enrolling in?

A Peekapoo



Granny didn't believe it was a dog, what did she think it was?

Jethro's illegitimate son

did Jed ever fall in love again?

Yes, with Miss Jane.



Did Miss Jane return his feelings?

Not really, she had her heart set on Mr Drysdale

Did Mr D have any idea?

No, his only love thoughts had to do with the vault.



Who got locked in the vault?

Jed and Miss Jane; they were smooching in there and bank security locked them in.

How did they get out before they suffocated?

Jethro had dug a hole in the floor when he was on one of his 007 spy missions, so they were able to get out through it.



Was Jethro a good secret agent?

Well, he WAS trained by Maxwell Smart..........

What other weird jobs did Jethro have?

He tried to be a life guard but got fired for watching the sunbathers instead of the people in the pool. He also tried to be a hair-dresser but that was a disaster too. :lol:
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How did the dogs react to Pearl's yodeling ?

They ran & hid in Granny's underwear drawer.




What else was sometimes kept in that drawer?

Grannys stash of "Hash Brownies:"

How come Elly was over 15, yet still single? (Not common for mountain girls)

If she couldn't marry Fairchild (the Bear) then she would forever be single.



Why wouldn't Jed agree to the marriage?

Because the bear couldn't come up with a good dowry.

How did the Beverly Hills folk react when they saw the Clampett's car on the street ?

They lined up for a turn to ride in it.



What did little Milby do that caused him to finally get a spanking?

He tugged on Ellie Mae's rope too much!

What was Ellie Mae's regular outfit?

she usually wore a catholic school girl ensemble



What was Granny's regular outfit?

A leather leotard with spiked heels.



What did Elly May see in the frogman ?

all the fresh seafood she could ever want



Why did Granny think he was really part frog?

Because he kept eating flies !


What vice did the bear have ?

His vice was stealing attractive Hats, he especially liked the one's with flowers.



Who really enjoyed the horse races?

Elly May. She tried to take the horses home for her critter collection, but the jockeys wouldn't let her.


What was Granny's cure for baldness ?

she used those discarded fur balls from Elly's cats as hair transplants




What was one of the drawbacks to this procedure?

After a while your hair starts to purr, which can be very irritating.



What was the pool maintenance man trying to do, when Granny confronted him with a shotgun ?

He was trying to skinny dip with that pet seal.



What did Granny write on the hippo?

"IT'S ME-- MARGARET DRYSDALE"

What critter was Elly never able to make a pet of, and why?

The racoon, beacuse it made Eli keep getting arrested for indecent exposure.




What do the women workers in the bank want, when they protest against Drysdale ?

They wanted more sexual harrassment (this WAS the 60s, after all)

What did Elly use to keep her jeans up?

the shoe laces from granny's boots



What did Elly hide from the cat burglar?

Her "Virtue" :rolleyes:

What was in Grannys "Medicine"

Pickle juice that she borrowd from Bea Taylor


How did Jethro's little bachelor camper end up in the ocean?

someone told him to take a long drive off a short pier....and he DID :eek:

Who did Miss Hathaway have the "hots" for, badly?

Eli. That's why she had Eli move in with her in the Women's Lib episodes.


What did the Clampett's think when the doorbell rang ?

That they would be visited by that d*mn Avon Lady again..."Granny, bring me my shotgun!!"

How did Jed get so rich to begin with?

By saavy marketing of Granny's possum stew with gopher gravy.



What kind of lessons did cousin Pearl offer ?

Manhunting lessons



How successful were her lessons?

Very successful - the psychiatrist tried to get her on the couch right away !


What did the Clampetts think of revenuers ?

They liked them so much, that they let them stay in Fairchild's cage.


Why was Fairchild dressed like a hippie?

Actually, he was really dressed as Elly-Mae...it was the long hair that fooled you

Would this show work today?

Yes, in fact the show would be better - with today's price of gas, Jed would be worth billions, not millions.


Why don't the Drysdales want the Clampetts to farm the front yard ?

Because Mrs. Drysdale's afraid Granny's corn & tomatoes will be bigger than theirs.


How did the Clampett's truck end up in the cement pond?

Jethro went on a moonshine bender and made the mistake of driving.


Why did the Clampetts demand that Sonny marry Eli May ?

They had hopes that Sonny could further her education since he was still in college.


Why did it take so long for Sonny to get through college?

Because he obtained several PhDs in technical fields and was at the top of his class. Still, accomplishing this in 5 years isn't that long.


What did the sociologist and his student think, was the relationship between the Clampetts and the Drysdales ?

They thought it was alot like the relationship with Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis.



Why didn't Granny want to give her coat to the stewardess?

she was afraid the bomb she was carrying might be discovered, before Granny could highjack the plane

What were Grannys demands to the airline?

That they show Tom Mix movies on the flight, and waive the per-bag checking fee.

What does Mr. Drysdale fear most, that the Clampetts might do ?

Use Elly's slingshot to pop his butt, in which case his money-girdle might be torn and thousand dollar bills would fly everywhere.

What does Jane Hathaway most fear that the Clampetts may do to her?

Use her as a toothpick



Where did Elly May meet Dash Riprock?

At the Bugtussle annual squaredance.


How does Granny convince the skeptical doctor of her medical abilities ?

The dr would agree to anything after a good bowl of possum stew

Was Ellie a very good cook?