I just went to check out his YT page and it says "This account has been suspended." Then, I go on here to see if there's anything and he hasn't posted since 07-24-2007. I hope he's ok.....anyone know what's up?

I hope he's OK as well. I took several months off from this board because I had some stuff going on at work and at home. Nothing that bad but it took me away from home for a while and kept my free time way down.

How does that apply to Dynoguy? I'm hoping it is just the day-to-day crap we all go through that has him away. End of the summer is a busy time. Althought the YT account being suspended is a bit odd.

Hoping for all the best for DG...

The account in question was suspended because Dynoguy had some copyrighted information on it. He had a thread up about it, but I assume it disappeared because it discussed a rather controversial website.

As for his recent disappearance, I'm not sure what's up with that. I assume he'll be back eventually. I know I was gone from the board for about two weeks when I moved and had no internet service. Did anyone even NOTICE? ;)

Also... I just checked his page for last activity, and it shows that he was online on September 3rd. He's probably just lurking. HEY DYNOGUY! :wave:


*I'm such a smart aleck....*

I know I was gone from the board for about two weeks when I moved and had no internet service. Did anyone even NOTICE? ;)

Nope, nobody at all. :D

this post may be deleted, but can't dynoguy put this stuff on a certain "search" engines video section, as they seem to allow anything.

Nope, nobody at all. :D

LOL :lol: - Slightly off topic Crystaldawn is in Florida for the week and without net access - that means we can all talk smack about her ;) ;)

LOL :lol: - Slightly off topic Crystaldawn is in Florida for the week and without net access - that means we can all talk smack about her ;) ;)


You mean like how the one time I was supposed to meet her for lunch, and instead I saw her running errands and gettin hamburgers at a Shoney's with Paul Pollis, wearing a homemade tee shirt that read "To All You El-Sickos…Your Lights Are A LAFF"? I swear she was there with the Poll-meister himself! It was just her, him, and that sweet sweet crustache on his upper lip.

They were acting really weird, walking around and shouting "I am the POWER!!" They pulled out a videocamera and started filming the guy flipping burgers and shouting “Look at them burn, Omar!!”

I decided to get out of there when they started pacing around the place and chanting, "Nana Hee Dee Guyguy...Nana Hee Dee Guyguy ". I ran out of there thinking "I guess I'm going to have to eat my bologna and cheese by myself".

A few days later I asked her about it, and she just looked at me incredulously and insisted she was not there with Big Paul-Diggy. She insisted that them being there at the same time was just a random occurrence. I think she said it was just by CO-WEEYIN-SUH-DEEYINCE. Sure...sure it was...and my name is Michael Jordan, and I used to play for the Washington Wizards.

Seriously though, she's spending a week or so in Orlando. She's not visiting DisneyWorld though. She told me she got a new job as an account clerk in some fancy shmancy department store. She also said she was going to shop for some "professional looking" mu-mus because she wanted to make a good impression, even if she didn't think she'd be with the company for more than a month or so. Then she asked if I knew the number of a good cab company.

????

I think she gets back today... That means the smack talk has only a few hours left!!! :lol:

Get it in while you still can.... This is a limited time offer!

I've always personally believed that crystaldawn gave new meaning to the term scoff law.

I've always personally believed that crystaldawn gave new meaning to the term scoff law.


I heard she once dated Bob Bean but he "knew what he had" and "was glad to see it go". I'm not saying its true...I just put it out there...I leave to others to decide.

Aw its nice to see all my peeps missed me. I guess the smack talking has to end now since I just got back....:wave:

I just went to check out his YT page and it says "This account has been suspended." Then, I go on here to see if there's anything and he hasn't posted since 07-24-2007. I hope he's ok.....anyone know what's up?


In the spirit of UM, here are my top 3 possible explanations for Dynoguy's disappearance:

1) Alien abduction
2) Busy looking for the Lost Dutchman's treasure
3) Busy looking for Bigfoot

Please feel free to critique or add comments.

In all seriousness, dynoguy, wherever you are, I hope you are alright. We miss your posts.

Aw its nice to see all my peeps missed me. I guess the smack talking has to end now since I just got back....:wave:

Hey -

Glad to hear you made it back OK! We thought maybe you'd become a permanent resident of the Magic Kingdom! :lol: I hope your trip was a good one!

Hey -

Glad to hear you made it back OK! We thought maybe you'd become a permanent resident of the Magic Kingdom! :lol: I hope your trip was a good one!

Thanks, yea we had a lot of fun! Aw you can't beat the Florida weather it was only a balmy 115 while we were there (it felt like it anyway)...:lol:

I know I was gone from the board for about two weeks when I moved and had no internet service. Did anyone even NOTICE? ;)



Yes, I noticed CRicci.

In fact, I was so worried I was ready to jump on a plane to begin my one-man search for you!! (Of course, I dont know where you live so that would have been a small problem but its the thought that counts, right???)

Anyway, a belated happy return to the board.:) And to CrystalDawn.....can you let me know before you leave next time? You know how it upsets me. :)

Christopher

And to CrystalDawn.....can you let me know before you leave next time? You know how it upsets me. :)

Christopher

Aw Christopher yes I know, thats why I didn't tell you beforehand. I knew there would be uncontrollable sobbing and didn't want to put you through that...:)

OF COURSE we notice when you're gone Cricci. I just figured you were busy with your bar exam and all. Hope that went well.

As far as Dynoguy I don't think its too much of an unsolved mystery. Hopefully he's okay of course but a lot of people tend to take breaks from message boards when things get really busy in their lives or whatever but I'm sure he'll be back. Look at our resident Hawaiian conman who had been absent for so long. Here I was worried that he was gone forever but to our joy he's baaack....:lol:

OF COURSE we notice when you're gone Cricci. I just figured you were busy with your bar exam and all. Hope that went well.

That was soooooo six weeks ago! How do I know? Because that's when the drunken dials started up again. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHA. I only drunk dialed you ONCE, Dislimb!

...and as far as I can remember, YOU didn't seem to mind that much.

hahahaha el sickos

HAHAHAHAHA. I only drunk dialed you ONCE, Dislimb!

...and as far as I can remember, YOU didn't seem to mind that much.

I did mind at first, but then you started up with the profanities so it was all good. ;)

LOL. I should be mad at the character assassination here... but it's just too funny to take seriously! :)

i think dynoguy asked jule caylor for a lift to the local bart station.

i think dynoguy asked jule caylor for a lift to the local bart station.

LMAO! :lol:

That may be one of the funniest things I've ever read. Well done!

*Cue creepy background music.....* UPDATE! Dynoguy is alive and well. (You all couldn't tell, but I was talking in my best Robert Stack voice while typing that. :D )

I can't believe there was a whole post like this dedicated to me of all people. Remember, this is the same guy that's brought up the Baskins/Maples case so much, I'm sure you've all pounded your heads against the wall just to get me to stop. Of course, I've broadened by horizons by being obsessed with other cases as well so I'm not exactly a one hit wonder.

How have you all been? I'll put your fears to rest and say that I wasn't abducted by aliens and I'm WAY too lazy to go searching for big foot or lost treasure. I wasn't even that busy I've just been a slacker lately as far as the internet is concerned - but I'm slowly coming back to normal. Anything interesting happen while I was gone? Any more visitors from UM segments come here to defend their criminal family members or friends?

I hope everyone is doing well. :wave:

Welcome back Dynoguy!!

*Cue creepy background music.....* UPDATE! Dynoguy is alive and well. (You all couldn't tell, but I was talking in my best Robert Stack voice while typing that. :D )


LOL! :lol:

Or how about this:

[Insert Robert Stack voice]UPDATE! Dynoguy has been found. A keen viewer thought a waitress in the East Raleigh Waffle House bore a strong resemblance to Dynoguy. "She was a real sweetheart and you never would have suspected a thing... But then I saw her take her wig off in the bathroom and I saw it was a guy, not a lady. Then he asked me if I had an update on the Baskin's case, so it was then that it struck me that I'd seen this fella before. I called the local cops and they came in and nabbed him." Dynoguy is awaiting extradition where he will be charged with going A.W.O.L. We will bring you another update on a future broadcast.

:D

*snicker*

Nice. :lol:

LOL! :lol:

Or how about this:

[Insert Robert Stack voice]UPDATE! Dynoguy has been found. A keen viewer thought a waitress in the East Raleigh Waffle House bore a strong resemblance to Dynoguy. "She was a real sweetheart and you never would have suspected a thing... But then I saw her take her wig off in the bathroom and I saw it was a guy, not a lady. Then he asked me if I had an update on the Baskin's case, so it was then that it struck me that I'd seen this fella before. I called the local cops and they came in and nabbed him." Dynoguy is awaiting extradition where he will be charged with going A.W.O.L. We will bring you another update on a future broadcast.

:D
Ha Ha!! That was very creative Todd! Anyway welcome back Dynoguy! You have been missed

I knew this would bring him back! :lol:

Welcome back DYNOGUY! :wave:

Ah, and I went to see a psychic about your dissappearance DYNOGUY! I myself concluded that you went to find the Lost Dutchman's mine, because your name CLEARLY indicateds that you went! :D ;)

The "D" stands for Dutchman's
The "Y" means "Why not?"
The "N" stands for "Now"
The "O" mean how much you found
The "G" stands for Gold, which you hoped to find
The "U" means You
The "Y" means "Why not"
And the "88" is your year of birth. Oh, that doesn't explain you sudden dissapearance, no wonder that theory was wrong!

See, its easy to see why we all thought you went to the Lost Dutchman's Mine, it was your destiny! All in your name! But I guess even a good phycic fails once in every infinity!

Then again, I suddenly realized another possible scenario!




:ufo: Look carefully