"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

(Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.)

Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors."

Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will
all grab a brush and have a ball."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph says that he will act surprised when the Nortons give him his birthday present.)

Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'"

Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch."

Alice: "It is not. It's a belt."

(Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.)

Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift."

Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around."


"Hair-Raising Tale":

(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)

Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."

Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."

"What's Her Name" & "What's The Name":

Ralph: "Who was the dame we saw in the picture tonight? Mention the stars names."

Ed: "Gary Coleman. Lana Turner."

(Ed slightly pauses.)

Ralph: "Keep going."

Ed: "You keep going. I am still thinking of Lana Turner."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."

Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

(Ed shows how Caramine the boxer threw punches when he saw him on TV.)

Ralph: "Who did he fight?"

Ed: "Nobody. He was being introduced on the Ed Sullivan Show."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."

Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "How long do you think it would take one man if he sold all of these (Handy Housewife Helpers) if we went from door-to-door?"

Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."

"Two For The Money":

(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)

Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."

Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"

Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."