Purposely give the wrong answer to the question...for those who don't know the game. Here we go: ;) :D

Why didn't Doug like Carrie's bun hairstyle?

Because it looks like a pile of dog crap. :lol:


How did Doug injure his knee?

He injured it when he kicked Arthur in the ass for eating all the Wheat Thins and raisins.

What gift did Deacon and Kelly give Carrie and Doug that they found to be horrendous?

Matching sweaters with Richard Simmon's picture on them.

Why did Doug and Arthur keep serving Carrie after work drinks?

^^^^:lol:


They wanted to videotape her with another woman...nude. :lol:

What song did Deacon and Kelly make love to everytime when they vacationed with the Heffernans?

Hit Me Baby One More Time. :lol:


Carrie found out that Arthur was keeping what secrets from her?

:lol:



That he really loves to wear satin panties...preferably Carrie's. :eek:

How did Deacon and Doug win $5000?

:lol: :lol:


They won a makeout contest.


Why didn't Doug want Danny to work at IPS?

Because Danny's legs were better looking than Doug's.

What did Holly do for a living?

She was a drug dealer. :lol:

Why did Carrie ban sex?

To get even with Doug for buying a hairpiece that looked like a bun.

What happened to Doug when he went to the drive-thru of a fast food place?

He got mugged by a person wearing a Michael Myers mask while he was waiting for his food.
(Sorry, just got back from seeing Halloween) :lol:


What did Doug and Carrie do to Kirby and Major to get back at Deacon and Kelly for letting Arthur eat spicy food?

They told them they were really white and belonged to Michael Jackson.

Carrie found out Arthur lost her "real" name in a card game. What was Carrie's real first name supposed to be?

J.Lo :lol: ;)


What toy did Doug want for Christmas?

:rofl: Touche!

Barbie's Dream House

Where did Doug take Carrie while she was blindfolded?

To a Brady Bunch convention. :lol:


Why does Arthur hate Halloween?

Because the last time he dressed up he got shot at. He was dressed as Hitler.


How did Carrie find out that Doug's knee was in fact, better?

She came home one night to find Doug and Spence drunk and kickboxing in the backyard.


Why did Doug run across the field while at a Mets game?

To grab that hot dog that a fan had thrown at one of the opposing ballplayers.

What were Doug and Deacon doing that caused them to rear end the car that Carrie was driving?

Freaking out from all of the bees in the car.

What happened to the Heffernan's house that costed $12,000 to fix?

:lol: funny!

Doug had oil wrestling matches in the house while Carrie was away. Unfortunately, it was Spence and Danny doing all the wrestling.

[QUOTE=Ireneparalegal]Because Danny's legs were better looking than Doug's.

Wow, thats awesome.:lol:

Who went on 4 dates with Carrie's boss, Mr Pruzan?

Spence, who else? :lol:

What did Doug's dad do for a whole week that he seemed to be neglecting him mother?

:rofl:



He was camping out outside of McDonalds with Doug. They were waiting for the release of a new burger. (Like people did for the iPhone) :lol:

What did Arthur do to ruin Carrie's job interview?

He streaked through the office on a dare from Doug.


What was Eddie Money doing in Doug's house?

:lol:

Trying to sell Doug timeshares. He needed the money.

What are some of the things that Deacon and Doug splurged on when they tried to get rid of that $5000 they won?

They went to see all those musical operas on Broadway, which Doug really loves. Deacon spent his share on a complete body wax and a bride from Russia.


How many people showed up for Danny's bachelor party?

Around 50. They were all gay.

Why did Spence travel so far to find the ex-girlfriend that he once loved?

She was the only girl in the world who would go out with him.


What kind of conventions would you find Spence at?

She was the only girl in the world who would go out with him.


What kind of conventions would you find Spence at?
:rofl: good one

The "TiVo conventions"...he wanted to find out how they knew he was GAY!


What kind of dog did Spence have?

He had a teacup Chihuahua, that he carried in his shirt pocket, he thought it would help him pick up the ladies.


Who did Doug race against in his IPS truck?

An old lady in a wheelchair.

What did Deacon and Doug have in the back of the IPS truck that they had to keep it cold back there?

That big Eskimo lady from Alaska.


What did Doug and Carrie find in their hotel bathroom in Florida?

A whole lot of dirty underwear in different sizes.


When Doug and Carrie snuck out of that bed and breakfast place, where did Carrie end up?

In Jail, she ran out without paying.


What happened to Doug?

He decided to stay at the B&B since Carrie was no longer there to eat all his turkey sandwiches. He was so damn happy.

What item did the Heffernans give to Deacon and Kelly that caused them to retaliate by giving them that awful painting?

A video of Liza Minnelli and David Gest kissing. :eek: :lol:

Who did Carrie fix Spence up with at the barbecue?

:rofl:

Deacon's mom.


What was the cause for Deacon and Kelly breaking up?

Deacon found out that Kelly was exchanging sexy emails with F.Moynahan. :lol:


What did Carrie threaten to do to the man who wouldn't give her a coo-la-coo?

She threatened to have Doug sit on him.

What was Carrie's job?

She was a school principal.

Who stole Doug's wallet? Why?

His supervisor. He wanted to get back some of the company money.

Who was leaving sexy messages for Doug on the home answering machine?

:lol:


The old man from the Bed and Breakfast that Doug brought Carrie to.


Why didn't Deacon and Kelly want to live next door to Doug and Carrie?

Because of the smell they emit.

What did Doug secretly wear that p*ssed off Carrie?

Her bra. :lol:

What voice did Carrie want Doug to imitate to turn her on?

Whoopi Goldberg's voice.

What establishment did Spence, Holly and Arthur sneak into?

Whoopi Goldberg! Oh my God!! :brent


They snuck into a doctor's office to switch people's medical records.

Why was Stephanie mad at Richie when they were at the paintball park?

Because he kept farting and it stank.

What was so special abt Carrie's gynecologist that she didn't want to share him with anyone else?

Well he did have that song Magic Man by Heart written about him.


When Doug lost all his money at the Atlantic City Casino, what did he manage to load up on?

:lol:

Extra underwear. He was going to need them for sleeping in the car and it was cold.

What was Carrie doing while the couples played board games that upset Doug so much when he caught her?

She was Cheating i think it was she moved the piece too many spaces something like that

:lol:

Extra underwear. He was going to need them for sleeping in the car and it was cold.

What was Carrie doing while the couples played board games that upset Doug so much when he caught her?
I am re-posting my last post.

She was winking at Deacon every time she made a move.


Who was the third couple that played the board games?

:lol: good one

Spence and his dog.

Why did Spence and Danny share an apartment?

They met in rehab and hit it off. Instead of moving into a sober living facility with other people, they agreed to share an apartment of their own. :lol:

What did Doug bring back from the Block Party that made Carrie mad at him?

That block head Charlie Brown.


Why did Carrie leave the tags on all those designer clothes she bought?

So she can remind herself how much she's worth.

What did Carrie had installed in their bedroom so she could be "sexy" for Doug?

A mirror on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice.


Why did Doug borrow a baby from Danny?

Because a steakhouse near Doug and Carrie's house was offering a deal: Bring your child with you to dinner and get free desert - all you can eat.
He brought the baby with and ate 17 pieces of cheesecake. :lol:

What did Carrie do to make Deacon not want her to cook Thanksgiving dinner for his family?

She burned his cold cereal.


Why does Arthur want his picture on the wall at the coffee shop?

Because he figures since there is a picture of him at the police station, why not the coffee shop.

What does Doug do, like his co-worker Rico, that makes Carrie "hot" for him?

:bump:

He gets an all-over spray on tan which drives Carrie wild.



Why does Holly spend the night with Danny?

Because she lost a bet. She was hoping to spend the evening with Arthur instead.

Why did Arthur hate Halloween?

Because he always got sick from eating Carrie's candy rejects.



Why was Doug flirting with the attendant at the bowling alley?

So he could get better smelling bowling shoes. He kept getting them stinkers.

Why did Doug want Carrie off his work's bowling team?

Because her great high score was really showing him up.



How did Doug's childhood dog manage to live over 25 years?

He didn't. He fooled everyone. He really got his dog cloned and he told people that was really his beloved pooch.


Why did Doug secretly get his own apartment?

He needed a place to keep all the toys he collected from those fast food meals.


Why did Doug supposedly go to an overeaters group?
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To make fun of obese women.

Why did the Heffernan's have two maids?

To keep Arthur entertained and out of trouble.:lol:



What caused the fire at Arthur's house?:eek:

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Doug set a bag of dog poop on fire and put it on Arthur's doorstep as a joke, but the fire got WAY out of hand.

When Doug got stuck in the attic, what scared him and made him panic?

Having to miss dinner (lol!)



Why is Eddie Money in Doug's living room?

Eddie is broke and is making a living going door to door playing the sax.


Why was Arthur ruffling through Carrie's purse when he got caught by Carrie?

He forgot where he put his hotpocket and thought it might be in there.



What kind of dates did Spencer & Danny end up with at the high school reunion?

Two drag queens.

Why did Doug and Carrie like the Hofferman's pictures so much?

well they were a tad bit kinky



What was the construction worker doing in their bedroom before daybreak?

Installing a micro-camera so he can watch Doug naked. ;)

Who was the person who was IMing Doug on the computer after watching him do karaoke?

Veronica, Spence's mom, she always had the hots for him.



Who did Doug race in his IPS truck?

a Turtle.

What animals were Doug and Deacon shipping in the IPS truck?

Bats that came from that hotel in Florida



What was Ed using for a washcloth at the Bed & Breakfast?

A sex toy. :lol:

What lovely food did Ed's wife serve at the Bed and Breakfast?

Cathead Buscuits with lots of butter


What happened everytime Doug went up & down the stairs at the Bed & Breakfast?

He would get a charlie horse in his thigh.

What kept following Doug around at the Bed & Breakfast?

One of those Scary Garden Gnomes



Why was Doug so mad when he found ink on Carrie's hand?

because it was a picture of lou & not dougie

why did arthur want to see a lawyer, while carrie was having an interview?

He wanted to see abt getting a restraining order against Doug so he can stay out of his and Carrie's life.

Why did Spence pretend to be Carrie's husband?

So he could make Denise jealous.




What happened to Arthur's house?

He lost it in a strip poker game.

Why was Carrie jealous of Holly when Holly became engaged?

Because she didn't want Holly's bachelorette party to be wilder than hers.



What kind of vehicle did Arthur get Doug & Carrie for Christmas one year?

a RV so that they can have a vacation on the road.

How did arthur burn his house down?

He'd used Doug's crazy grill on his back porch & boom, no more house.


What happened to Doug when he tried using the grill?