We know how to play these by now. Enjoy :)


How did the girls meet each other?

they were both contestants in an Olympic Tiddlywinks competition.

what did Squiggy put in his hair to style it?

Captain Al's Styling Grease.


Who was Squiggy's best friend?

A naked mole rat named Rufus

What did the "L" on Lavern's sweaters stand for?

Lardo, she used to have a terrible weight problem.



What did Squiggy keep in his closet?

His true sexual orientation

What totally annoying song did Shirleys BF sing in almost all of his appearances?

Itsy Bitsy Spider, she liked to torment Laverne with that song since she had a spider phobia.


Who was that lady, Lucille that Carmen was always talking about?

Lucille Ricardo - He had a thing for older women.


How'd he meet Lucille?

He and Lucy Ricardo met at a seminar for people with lousy voices who wanted to be in show business

What exactly is a "Booboo Kitty"?

An accident prone cat.


Who discovered it?

Mr. Defazzio, when he was cleaning the pizza oven.


Who was big Rosie?

Who else...Rosie O'Donnell back when she was younger.

What was the famous drink Laverne drank?

Shotz Beer and Bicardi Rum, it certianly had a kick.


Why did Laverne always want to fight with Big Rosie?

Cause the winner got Squiggy

How did this make Lenny feel?

Jealous because HE wanted Squiggy.


When did Lenny come out of the closet?

He was ok with it, because he didn't like either of the girls.


Who pretended to be Shirley's groom in order to stay in the bridal suite of the hotel Fister?

Mork from Ork, who was trying to promote his own show that was free-falling in the ratings dept.

Where did the girls move to, in the later seasons?

They moved to Miami where Shirley fell in love with Jackie Gleason.


Who did Laverne fall for in Miami?

Harry Weston - the neighborhood pediatrician.


How long did she date him?

Not long. She soon found the "gay" district of Miami.

The girls took temporary jobs to make $$$. They worked at a lab and were guinea pigs...what did each girl have to do?

Kiss Squiggy until their lips bled....it was an experiment in torture

What do the girls ride on, in the opening credits? ( in the early years )

A Ski Lift


Why didn't we see the girls ski more often?

:bump

There was a shortage of studly ski instructors.


Who were they being replaced with?

Lenny and Squiggy, of course

Did Lenny and Squiggy ski very well?

No, they spent an entire year on crutches.


How long did they last before quitting?

the whole 4 months....they were too stupid to quit while they were behind

Where did Squiggy get that weird cartoon voice of his?

He ordered a defective voicebox from The Acme Supply Company. He was supposed to sound like Richard Burton


Why didn't he return it and get a refund?

They only had a telephone hotline, for returns, and no one at ACME could understand a THING Squiggy said

What did Lenny have smeared all over his hair?

Because Lenny told him it sounded sexy.


Who stows away on the cruise of beautiful Lake Michigan when Laverne & Shirley take a vacation?

Because Lenny told him it sounded sexy.


Who stows away on the cruise of beautiful Lake Michigan when Laverne & Shirley take a vacation?


BooBoo Kitty



How did he get on board the ship?

He hid in a crate of catnip.


What made Laverne sick on the cruise?

She walked in on a naked Squiggy shaving his legs in the bathroom

What did Squiggy do when he noticed Laverne staring at him?

He asked if she could do the back of his legs since they were hard to reach.

What did Shirley do when she found out about this.

She was mad because he didn't ask her first.


How did he make it up to her?

By getting her a date with the ship's captain.


Who was the captain?

Adm Edward J. Smith, he had a good reputation.....although he DID have a little trouble with his LAST ship....the Titanic!
(Actually capt Smith went down with the ship)

What kind of ship was it , that they went cruising on?

Milton Bradley's Battleship - without permission

What happened when he found out?

He sent out the torpedos.


How did they save the ship?

They moved the aircraft carrier to 3-B to block

How come Carmine kept hanging around, even after he and Shirley broke up?

Well he was considered the first sitcom stalker.



Who was Carmine stalking?

The Duchess of Windsor. He had a thing for royal women.

Who do Laverne and Shirley visit from the Happy Days set?

Marion, they wanted her recipe for Bundt cake

Why didnt Shirley wear a big "S" on HER clothes?

Because she didn't want it to be confused with Squiggy's "S".



Why did one of Laverne's boyfriend give her a "Brass Knuckles Necklace"?

He wanted her to remember their first intimate encounter.


Where did this "intimate" encounter occur?

Shea Stadium, during a NY Mets game

What were Laverne and her new BF doing in NY anyway?

They went there to put a giant "L" on the Statue of Liberty.


What other places did Laverne want to put her "L"'s on?

Lancaster Penn., Larry King and every Llama she could find

Were Lenny and Squiggy jealous of Carmine?

Just a little, they wanted to drive Lucille's car just like Carmine did.


Was Shirley ever jealous of Lucille?

She was but got over it after Lucille's unfortunate accident.


What kind of accident?

A Car Accident. Laverne ran over her when she was learning to drive.


Do you think it was really an accident?

Of course, Laverne always wears a blindfold when she drives

Did Either Lenny or Squiggy have a license to drive?

No they were illegal aliens.



Where were they from?

Pluto - They went to school with Dietrich's mother.


Did they ever become U.S. citizens?

no, they couldnt fill out the forms

Did Squiggy ever have a girlfriend?

Yes, until the zoo realized one of their chimpanzees was missing.


How long did it take Squiggy to get over the breakup?

^ Good one!:lol:


He never did get over her, he still visits her every Saturday.



What did Laverne do to Big Rosie's fox stole?

She gave it a rabies shot.


What kind of royalty did Lenny come from?

He was related to the Lion King.


What was Laverne afraid to do on her own?

Shower

How did they explain Cindy Williams absence from the show when she left to have a baby in real life?

They said she'd moved to Ork with Mork.


Who was Ronda Lee?

Geddy Lee's little sister who had a fling with Laverne

Was Shirley jealous over this?

Not really, she loved to hear all the sordid details of Laverne's flings.



Just how many flings did Laverne have?

How many women, men or anything else that moved, lived in town at the time? Count the total and, theres your answer!

While Laverne had a rep as "easy", what about Shirley?

Shirley is mother to Paris H. so you be the judge.


Did Shirley ever marry Mr. Hilton?

Shirley is mother to Paris H. so you be the judge.
:rofl:

Did Shirley ever marry Mr. Hilton?
No and its too bad, shed have loved to see her name on the "Shirley Hilton Hotel"

What All in the Family alumnist played a semi-regular on L & S?

Archie


What did Archie do on the show?

Campaigned for Richard Nixon in the early 60's.


How long was Archie on the show?

He was on for 2 episodes. He didn't get along with one of the cast.


Who did he have a conflict with?

Squiggy, Archie almost killed him.


What happened between them?

Archie didnt appreciate Squiggy calling him "Daddy"

What happened to Squiggys REAL Daddy?

One of Squiggy's pet moths ate him.


What happened to Squiggy's mother?

He didnt have one, he was a "Testube Greaser"

What did Lavernes Dad do for a living?

He was a famous country music singer.


Who else sang on the show?

Squiggy, who we all know had a deep operatic voice

Did Laverne ever marry?

Not exactly, but she did shack up with Fabian and Troy Donahue.


What was papa Frank's reaction?

He burned down the shack.



How did Laverne break her leg?

She was chasing Troy Donahue and stumbled over the curb.


How did the girls react to their first California earthquake?

They thought it was BETTER than sex

Why did Lenny & Squiggy follow the girls to LA?

They were taking BooBoo kitty to Shirley.


What is a BooBoo kitty?

A cat that is trained in first aid.


That's crazy, What kind of first aid can a cat provide?

hair-ball compresses, mostly

What was the girls job at the beer bottling plant?

Administering sobriety tests to employees at the end of the day.


What happens if somebody fails the test?

They become the "Special secret ingredient" in Shotzes "Special Brew" Premium Ale

What did Squiggy and Fonzie have in common?

They both were tall and dark and Russian.

Who took the girls out to California?

The Fonz



How did he carry both girls on his motorcycle?

Laverne rode on back of the bike and they pulled Shirley along on her roller skates.


What kind of job did the new guy Sonny have?

He played "Mr Shotzy, the Shotz beer poodle" on the TV commercials

Do poodles generally even DRINK beer?

Only if you put it in a poodle mug.



Why did the Shotz family put on so many talent shows?

They needed something to fall back on if beer sales fell flat

What was Laverne's "talent" on the shows?

Something that involved the U.S. Navy and a few special maneuvers.


How did the audience react?

Not that enthusiastically, they were really there to see Squiggy do his table dancing routine

Did Squiggy resemble any celebrities?

Yes he resembles Homer Simpson.


And who does Lenny resemble?

Brad Pitt...only better looking

How did the girls manage to get a "Candy stripers" job at the hospital?

They had worked with that candy striped flavored beer, so that gave them some experience.


Why couldn't Laverne change the patient's bed sheets by herself?

Cause Squiggy wasnt available

Did Carmine and Lenny get along?

No Carmen was jealous of Lenny. Lenny was Lucille's special friend before Carmine.


What lake did the girls take a cruise on?

Lake Taykapeepee

Why wasnt Fonzie on the show more often?

He was too busy guest-starring on The Incrdible Hulk.


Did Laverne or Shirley put in an appearance on the Hulk?

no, but, The guy who played Lenny did date Lou Ferigno for a few months

Why did the show suddenly switch to the 1960s ?

That happened because the Beatles wanted to guest-star on the show.


Which Beatle played Laverne's love interest?

Yes, Ludwig Von Beethoven played himself on a 2-parter, to end season 5

What classic piano song did Beethoven play on the show?

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Song



What terrible thing happened to the wax Elvis?

It was sited in Sandusky riding a roller coaster.

Under what circumstances do the girls exclaim "Wonga Wonga"?

it means one of them just laid another egg

What hatches from Shirleys eggs?

a mini squiggy



Why did the girls & guys put on a show at a mental hospital?

they needed a hobby to do, during the time they were all committed there

Why was Laverne committed to the asylum?

She went around insisting she was a plane and tried to get men board her.


Why was Shirley in the asylum?

:lol:

She kept on spraying every VW "Beetle" she saw, with a can of Raid; while screaming: "THE GIANT BEETLES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER OUR MINDS!!!"

Was she ever released from the asylum?

No way, not after that incident with Lenny and Squiggy.



What incident was that?

She smashed them flat with a giant fly swatter.


How were they revived?

Dangerous Game

Who did Shirley have an on-off relationship with?

Mr Defazio, she loved that wild hair he had.



Did Shirley want to be Laverne's stepmother?

She sure did. Shirley had big plans for Laverne.


What were these "big plans"?

she was going to dress Laverne in "puffy sleeves" and promote her as "The New Shirley Temple"

Could Laverne tap dance?

No, but she could dance upside down while clapping her feet together.


Who taught her how do that?

the inventor of break dancing, Teeshawn Fonzarelli

Was Teeshawn related to Fonzie?

Not exactly, Fonzie was his god-father.



Was Teeshawn the baby that the girls babysat for in an episode?

Richie and Potsie, that one time

Who changed Potsies diapers? :lol:

When they were babysitting Carmine, and he kept asking to be spanked

What is Laverne doing today?

She models Depends adult diapers.


Why did the girls want to join a modeling agency?

:bump

They were hoping to get a gig as the new "Doublemint twins"

Why didnt Squiggy ever seem to have a GF?

Because his wife wouldn't let him have one.



Who did Squiggy marry?

He married Squiggy's sister Squigdelyn.


Did they ever have any children? lol!

They took after Lenny. (lol!)



Why did the girls travel to New York?

They wanted to see the Chrysler building (or the World's largest phalic symbol, as they liked to call it)

Just how close friends WERE L&S?

They really hated each other's guts so they're not that close.



What brought on this hatred?

They both wanted Squiggy, BADLY

Did anyone want Lenny?

Just old Mrs. Kolchek from upstairs.



What royal family is Lenny connected to?

He's not really royal, but, he is the illegitimate son of broadcaster Larry KING

Did Edna and Frank have any children together?

^ Good one! (lol!)

No but they did have an alien.


What did Laverne think about it?

She was fine with that, she'd always wanted to ride in a UFO

Did Carmine also make the trip to California with the girls?

Carmine went to CA. first, he wanted to open the first tap dance italian diner.



Was it successful?

Captain Al's Styling Grease.


Who was Squiggy's best friend? Laverne

Laverne

^ You forgot to ask the question.



Was Lenny jealous of Laverne?

No, he was jaelous of Boo Boo Kitty, since Kitty was always getting hugged by Shirley.

What did the girls have against Terry Buttafucco ?

No, he was jaelous of Boo Boo Kitty, since Kitty was always getting hugged by Shirley.

What did the girls have against Terry Buttafucco ?
she spread a rumor about Laverne being in luv w/Lenny

What's Shirley's fave food?

Lamb Chops (she was such an animal lover)



What caused the girls beds to roll across the floor when they first moved to California?

Carmine went to CA. first, he wanted to open the first tap dance italian diner.
Was it successful?No, he found it impossible to dance and cook at the same time

What caused the girls beds to roll across the floor when they first moved to California?The casters under the bed, not to mention L&S had added a 350 OHV engine to the bed frame

Did Edna have any relatives in Queens? :rolleyes:

All 4 of her husbands, George Jefferson, Stretch Cunningham, Barney Hefner and Arthur Spooner lived in Queens.


Did Edna ever use a different name to confuse her husbands?

Yeah, Pat Sajak

Did any of the Happy Days gang ever come to visit, besides Fonzie?

Marion came on the show to give them "The Talk" like the one she gave Joanie.


Why wasn't Laverne interested in it?

Virginal Laverne would never think of doing anything, which required that kind of talk, so she had no interest in it.

Why were a couple of FBI guys staying in the girls apartment ?

^ I love that episode, it cracks me up.

The agents were trying to catch Mrs. Babbish smuggling in those illegal aliens.



Which one of the agents pretended to be Laverne's cousin from the south?

Maxwell Smart, on loan to the FBI, from Control

Who was "the cute one"?

Frank Defazio



Who was the "smart" one?

Shirley, she knew how to keep Carmine going along all those years without putting out.



What sport did the girls play ?

barrel rolling, this is a big sport in beer country



What is a Hubha Hubha Hiney?

A new flavor of bubble gum that wasn't too successful.

Why do the girls let Lenny & Squiggy keep coming over unnanounced ?

So they can get in pratice yelling "Surprise" for Lenny's birthday.



How did the girls explain the 2 FBI agents staying in their apartment?

Shirley explained that it was nothing to worry about - Laverne routinely has a couple of guys spending the night.


What happened to the Laverne & Shirley in the pool room, when they ran into a couple of girl toughies ?

They tied their pigtails together & ran, they knew those two 6-year olds couldn't untie knots yet.



What kind of club is the Angora Debs?

The minor league ball club in Angora, MN.


Why does Laverne sue a toy store ?

They Got the "L" upside down on the "Easy Laverne" doll they made...and called the Shirley doll, Shelly!

What did the Carmine doll DO when you pulled the string?

sung that stupid song "If you wanna see me do my thing, baby pull my string"



Which doll was the biggest seller?

The Squeaky Squiggy doll, since it doubled as a sqeaky dog toy.

What was unusual about Vito, the guy that Laverne's dad wanted Laverne to marry ?

He was circus clown & Laverne was scared to death of clowns.



Why was there an electric chair in Uncle Eliot's wax musuem?

It was given to the museum after Laverne & Shirley put that high-wattage bulb in their fridge. The state didn't have enough electricity after that.


What did Laverne like to mix with her Pepsi ?

Shotz extra light foamy beer


Why does Shirley insist that Laverne go to a restaurant alone?

So that Laverne won't feel obligated to vo-dee-vo-vo after a date buys her dinner.


What does Shirley want to take up at night school ?

night watchman classes, which was mostly made up of men



How did Laverne & Shirley do at night school?

Shirley flunked , but, Laverne slept with ther teacher and eeked out a C+

How do you tell Lenny From Squiggy?

Because Lenny wears a L on his jeans & Squiggy wears a S on the front of his hair.


What does Laverne drop in the punch bowl at a friends shower?

Boo-Boo Kitty, since she was getting mangy.

What kind on act did Laverne agree to perform, in the California Cowboy Bill's place ?

An act of mercy

What is that annoying song Carmine always sings?

"Dude Looks Like A Carmine"



What show did Carmine go on to sing that hit song?

"America Lacks Talent"


How did Lenny & Squiggy change the name of Laslo's Place ?

They added "Lucky" to it, since they were so lucky to get such a fine restaurant.


What happened to Laslo?

After drinking a bunch of milk and Pepsi, he ate a roll of Mentos, and exploded.


When Laverne & Shirley worked at Dead Laslo's diner, how did Shirley keep referring to Laverne ?

^LOL!

Hey Bimbo (something her friend Rosie also called Laverne)


What did some of the diners do to the girls?

Over-tipped them, probably because they got free pancakes with every order.

When Laverne & Shirley got Lenny & Squiggy back together, what did the guys fight about in the first place ?

They fought over who got to sleep in the closet with all those moths.


Why does Lenny want the girls to wash his foot?

Because of his foot-fetish. (You don't want to know what Squiggy wanted washed.)


How did Frank try to win a trip to Italy ?

by entering a peperoni eating contest



What do two guys blow a hole in the Pizza Bowl's bathroom?

Because they really had to go bad !


What happened, when Laverne put a glove on one of the beers going through the capping machines ?

It lost two of its fingers.



What movie do the girls get small parts in, out in California?

Laverne lands a role in "Easy Rider", and Shirley lands a part in "Mary Poppins".



What animal of Shirley's fell out the window ?

that silly horse, he was trying to nibble from the flower box across the alley.


Why does Shirley sit by the open window day after day?

Shes waiting for her Prince Charming, Squiggy, to take her away on his white horse

What letter did Laverne wear on all her tops?

B - for Bimbo


Who was always calling Laverne a bimbo?

The local priest, which shows just how bad she got.



Shieley's relatives don't make great dentists, but many of them do OK as _______.

hookers

Where did the girls work?

At the neighborhood carwash


Why does Laverne wear brass knuckles as a necklace in one episode?

cause it went so well with the hearing aid she was wearing as a nosejewel

Why didnt we meet Shirleys family as often as Lavernes?

They were in the circus

Why did they move to California??

They've been in trouble with the law , since the day they was born! :music: :lol:

Who was the leader, Laverne, or Shirley?

Laverne was - that's really what the "L" stood for.



Why did Lenny & Squiggy jump into the LeBrea tar pits ?

They were trying to get the ultimate dark tan.



What do the girls dress up as in the Troy Donahue Movie?

Mickey and Minnie Mouse

What was Laverne's favorite TV show?

Bargains For Bimbo's




Which one of Shirley's relatives wanted to be called Barb?

Her cousin John :eek:

Did Laverne or Shirley ever meet Chachi?

No, Joannie kept Chachi away from "those kinds" of girls.

Why did Laverne pretend to know 7 languages ?

Because she was considering becoming a U.S. Ambassador.

Why did Shirley throw tea parties for her stuffed cat, Boo Boo Kitty?

Because the "tea" was actually vodka, and the stuffed cat hardly drank any of it !


Why did the episodes at the end have Laverne, but no Shirley ?

Because Shirley went to London with Carmine

Which show did this spin-off from?

The Flying Nun - Laverne (one of the nuns) was so great at making wine that Shotz Brewery hired her to manage their wine cooler production line.


How did Laverne & Shirley meet?

They met by auditioning to be Jeremy's girlfriend on Peep Show

Did either of them get the part?

No they were both way too overqualified for the part.



What happens when the girls try out for modeling?

They get mistaken for Mark and Jeremy from Peep Show

Who suggested they started modelling?

A passing troupe of blind gentlemen.



What was unusual about the timing, when Lenny & Squiggy would stop by ?

They always managed to stop by when Laverne was baking her many L shaped cakes.



When Shirley falls down the stairs, she wakes up thinking she is ......?

Chucky

Who did she nearly kill?

BooBoo Kitty



What happens when Laverne dates a low-life hoodlum?

She sees him as Fonzie

Which other bad guy did she date?

Little Ed, Big Rosie's brother



Why does Carmine go to loan sharks?

To stop them from mugging kids

Who did Carmine date a few times?

Squiggy, but lenny got wise and requested his best friend back.


When the water was shut off, how did Shirley try to dry her hair?

With Shirley's spit

Which Happy Days stars appeared on the show?

*Gonna bump this dead post!*

Marion Ross, as Laverne's real mother.

What does Lenny's last name, "Kosnowski", really mean?

A person fond of winter sports.

What kind of business does Laverne's father operate?

A person fond of winter sports.

What kind of business does Laverne's father operate?

The Cajun Bowl, down in New Oreleans.

What is Carmine's nickname for Shirley?

Devil Woman

What was Carmine teaching Lucille in the early years of the show?

Devil Woman

What was Carmine teaching Lucille in the early years of the show?

How to squawk like an angry chicken.

What was the show's new title after Cindy Williams left?

The Squiggy Loves Laverne Show


What type of business was Cowboy Bills?

The Squiggy Loves Laverne Show


What type of business was Cowboy Bills?

A Confederate counterfeiting ring.


Who did Laverne scare while sitting in a booth at Arnold's on Happy Days?

Mrs. Cunningham

What kind of business does Laverne's father run?

He made and sold Anchovy Wine.

Who was his business partner?

Captain Kangeroo :)

Who did Shirley really hate?

Shirley really hated Elton John.

Shirley maintained an off-again on-again romance with _______.

Shirley maintained an off-again on-again romance with Walter Cronkite.

Laverne liked to drink a mix of _______________.

shampoo and soap!!!

Shirley also liked to ___________________

Shirley also liked to play with her rubber duckies in the sink.

Who was Walter Meany?

A student in her class :)

What time did they get home??

They got home between 7:17 and 9:29 in the morning.

Laverne's cousin Antonio comes to America to _______.

Laverne's cousin Antonio comes to America to get her lasagne recipe.

Laverne's father had a big _______.

Laverne's father had a big dog named Kenny.

Who committed a murder on the Moosejaw Express?

OJ's cousin: Apple Juice Sampson

What did Lenny name his fake pet iguana?

Squat..

What was Shirleys middle name?

Sandra

Did Shirley and Carmine get married in the final episode?

No, Shirley wanted nothing to do with a brillo-headed squat dancer.
She married Squiggy instead.

Where did they spend their honeymoon?

In Texas......

It gets to -59 in texas doesnt it?

I've never been to Texas so I don't know

How did Laverne and Shirley meet?

Laverne and Shirley met at the dentist's office where they were both patients.

What kind of bird did Shirley have as a pet?

A crow

What was Squiggy's real name?

Squiggy's real name was Sylvester Stallone.

Laverne and Shirley live in a basement apartment where they communicate with upstairs neighbors Lenny and ______.

Carl

Why did Shirley leave the show?