Since this is so much fun on other boards, why not play it here too.
For anybody who doesn't know how to play. Somebody asks a question about the show and you intentionally give a wrong answer.

Example

Who is Walter's best friend?
George Jefferson

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Where did the Findlay's live?

In a tent in Central Park


Who was Maude's best friend?

Archie Bunker

Who lived with Maude besides Walter?

Gloria Steinhem - She and Maude were like sisters.


Where did Maude meet Gloria?

at the annual meeting of the society to repeal votes for women

Didnt Carol seem a bit young to have a son Philips age?

Yes, she was. Philip was really her brother.


Why are Maude and Carol keeping it a secret?

So Carol can get child support from her ex-husband Lamont Sanford.



Why didn't their marriage work out?

Philip kept getting lost in all of Grampa Sandford's garbage

Why was Carol's relationship with stepfather Walter, kind of strained?

Because he was kind of a bigot, he didn't like mixed marriages.



Where did Walter work?

He ran an adult-themed store.


What was the name of the store?

The leather loft

Who was Walter's best customer?

Stretch Cunningham


Did Walter know Stretch was a friend of Archies?

Obviously, everyone knows everyone else in NY city

Maude seemed to wear the same thing pretty much everyday...what was her "style"?

I believe it was called the Herman Munster Style.


Who else made this style popular in NYC?

Harry Bentley, it was his favorite lounging outfit.


How did Walter meet Arthur Harmon?

They met at a therapy group for henpecked husbands

At the end of the series, what political office did Maude run for?

Truant Officer - She really had a way with juvenile delinquents.


Who got her interested in this line of work?

Philip, her Grandson, serving 10-20 in San-Quinton

Why did Carol give her fiance the "heave-ho"?

He kept introducing her to people as his ball and chain.


Whatever became of him?

He became a veterinarian, hired Gloria ( After the vet she worked for passed away ) and became her second husband.

Whatever happened to Phillip?

He ran off to live with Chuck Cunningham.


What kind of life could Chuck offer Philip?

They both became interior decorators and opened a store together, called "Forgotten Fabrics"

What country did Maude's new maid Mrs. Naugatuck immigrate from?

Czechoslovakia


How did she learn the English language so quickly?

"Hooked on phonics for Geriatrics"

What did Walter do for a living?

He was a male escort.


How much did he make a year?

62 cents a year........ He wasnt very good at it

What was the result when Walter introduced his buddy Dr. Arthur Harmon to Maude's best friend Vivian?

They were horrified by each other, so much that they needed extensive therapy.



How long were they in therapy?

We are the only ones playing :lol: oh well, thats ok ;)

How long were they in therapy?
Only a few days, they realised that the therapist was really Carols BF playing a joke on them

Eventually Arthur and Vivian fell in love and took the next step...what was that step?

We are the only ones playing :lol: oh well, thats ok ;)


:lol: Yeah, i'm having a good time :)


Eventually Arthur and Vivian fell in love and took the next step...what was that step?

They got even with Carol's BF.

What did they plan to do to him?

Ship him off to the British Isles.


Who would he be joining there?

All of Maude's ex-husbands.


Who were they?

Henry Mancini. Henry Fonda. Hank Aaron. Henry Ford. Henry Kissinger. Henry Shapiro. Henry Rabinowitz. For her 8th and current husband, she broke her streak and married a Walter. She did this because a fortune teller told her that if she yanked an 8th Hank to the altar, she would die within a year from decapitation in a freak accident.

Name a historical figure referred to in the opening theme song.

Where would this freak accident take place?

Name a historical figure referred to in the opening theme song. Chef Maurice LeGroscul, the French chef who created Walters favorite pastries

Who is the kid in the cast picture ( top of the page ) with the EERIE resemblance to MAD's Alfred E Newman? ( isnt it though??? :eek: )

Spanky McFarland

Who had a drinking problem on the show?

Philip, he started by spiking his baby bottle and it spiralled from there

What is Carol's most OBVIOUS asset?

Her mathematical skills.



Does she have any other assets?

TWO LARGE ....hands

Why did Walter marry someone like Maude, who obviously didnt respect him?

It's so nice to have a woman, who sounds like a man, around the house.

Is there any other reason why Walter married Maude?

It's so nice to have a woman, who sounds like a man, around the house. :rofl: :roller:

Is there any other reason why Walter married Maude?
He was afraid shed beat him up, if he didnt go through with it

Why didnt the Harmons have any children together?

Because it was against their religion.

What does Maude say when she doesn't like what someone has said?

She says "Get down to that cellar and back in your cage!!"


Does anybody ever pay attention to her?

Phillip who hasnt seen the World outside his cage in nearly 5 years

What kind of causes was Maude most likely to protest for?

Those that would give her a large audience.

Who on the show referred to the "muddled metaphors of McGovern"?

Florida. She was secretly in love with Richard Nixon.

What was the name of the show Florida was spun off to?

"My Mother the tree", about a woman who inherits her late mother's home in Sarasota and finds out that Mom has been reincarnated as the tree in the front yard....hilarity ensues as neighbours watch Florida discussing , arguing with and finally fist-fighting with her tree. SANDRA GOULD revives her role as Gladys Kravitz, now widowed and living across the street; who keeps calling the Police on her crazy neighbour, only to be hauled away herself.

How did this show do in the ratings?

Not well - and Maude got the Sponsors for that.

What explosive does Florida's son JJ always refer to?

How did this show do in the ratings?

Georgia On My Mind.Rich, you have to wait til the last post loads before you answer :lol: ( or it makes NO sense )

Rich, you have to wait til the last post loads before you answer :lol: ( or it makes NO sense )

I went back & chg'd my ans. so it makes sense. But..why is this happening. Is it when the bd is going slowly...if that's the reason...then I'll come on a post when it's faster...


Lat Q is about JJ

sometimes Its that the pages load slowly and you think that youre at the bottom when you arent...not much we can do about it :lol:

Good answer, btw
What explosive does Florida's son JJ always refer to?
Plassssssssssssstiiicccccccccccccc Explooooooooooosivvvvvvvveee!!!

Who replaced Florida as Maude's maid?

Tony Micelli. It didn't work out because he kept mistaking Maude for a former teammate.

Why did Maude want to meet John Wayne?

She was trying to sue him for trying to copy her voice, without permission

How did Walter react to Maude running for Congresswoman?

He did three somersaults and yelled Yabba Dabba Doo.

Who on the show slapped Maude?

:lol:

Walter, it was the closest he could get to foreplay , at his age

What kind of medicine did Dr Harmon specialise in?

Sex change operations. Maude was his first patient.

Why did he get into this field?

Cause he wasnt all that sure about his own sexuality, and figured he could get a cut rate when he needed it done on himself

Why was a hot babe like Carol, single?

Because she was too hot to handle?

How fast was Maude speeding when the cop gave her a ticket?

She was going 31 in a 30 mph zone......The cop felt he needed to make an example of her

Why did the Cop "have it in for" Maude?

Because she had a deeper voice than his.

Did Maudie and Arthur ever campaign for the same person? If so, whom?

yeah...Richard Nixon, Maude had admired him for years

Why did Walter go along with her on this?

Because Walter was into magicians, and thought Tricky Dicky meant that Nixon knew magic tricks.

What southern state bears the name of Maude's maid?

North Carolina

Was Walter a successful business man?

Yes, he was even bigger than Bill Gates.

Did Maude ever vote for a Republican?

Yes, unfortunately Pat Nixon decided not to run

What ever happened to Phillip's Dad?

He moved to Greenland to join Greenpeace.

How much over the speeding limit was Maude going according to the cop?

$25 worth of Bribes over

Did Maude pay the cop the $25 he asked for?

No she nagged him to death and he ended up giving her $35 to shut her up.

Who is always saying "God will get you for that?"

Dr Harmon, it was a way of threatening his patients

What did Vivian do for a living before marrying Dr Harmon?

She was a barmaid at IHOP.

What does Walter do for a living?

He managed Maude's pro wrestling career

Which memberof the cast really looked hot in a tight sweater?

Arthur

Why did Maude blow her top at Francie?

Francie suggested that Richard Nixon wasnt the greatest President in US history!

What did Maude think of the "women's Lib" movement of the time?

She hated it & thought a woman's place was in the kitchen.

Who chides Maude for her support of McGovern?

Mrs McGovern

Did she suspect they were having an affair?