For those who don't the rules: Someone asks a question and someone elses makes up an answer and then asks another question and so on and so on and so on. I'll start...

Why did Brian really come home to Natucket?

Why did Brian really come home to Natucket?

Because he had heard that Helen finally lost all the weight and he was hoping to "make it" with her.

Why did Helen get fired from that fish gutting job?

She kept stealing fish heads to use for hitting the squirrels over the head that were in her attic.

How many times was Fay married and what were her husband's names?

She was married once to Carlton Blanchard.

What did Bob do when Antonio ate the last jelly donut?

He waited patiently while Helen made him another donut.

What did Carlton do when he finally met his brother and asked for his fathers watch.

He gave him a big kiss on the lips!

What did Joe and Brian find in the suitcase their father left them?

A puppy.

Why did Helen and Antonio run off to Mexico with Brian?

A puppy.

Why did Helen and Antonio run off to Mexico with Brian?

Helen got tired of Joe, so she wanted to elope with Brian instead.

What did the boys' mother do for a living when they reunited with her?

She worked as a successful lawyer in Boston.

What does Joe give Helen for her birthday at the end of the episode, "It's Not the Thought, It's the Gift?"

He just gave her a card with a $5 gift certificate to Dunkin' Donuts, the cheap bastard!

What did Antonio do for work before he became a cab driver?

He just gave her a card with a $5 gift certificate to Dunkin' Donuts, the cheap bastard!

What did Antonio do for work before he became a cab driver?

He worked for the mob.

How did Brian try to get Helen to break her "no dating pilots" rule?

He quit his job as a pilot and went to work at the local coffee shop.

What did Brian and Antonio do when they realized the bank robber was on the plane with them?

They surrender to him and make a forced water landing, which allows the bank robber to get away.

What sport did Joe play in high school?

Soccer

Why did Alex and Brian break up?

Alex hits it off with Brian's old friend Danny and she decides to leave the island with him.

What is the nickname of Antonio's "steady" girlfriend Edna?

Leatherface.



How many beds were in the room Lowell, Brian, Roy and Joe stayed at in the Golf Resort?

4, one for each of them.

What is Joe grounded for in "High Anxiety?"

He got an F on his math test, so his mom grounded him.

Where did Lowell go to college?

Harvard

Why did Sylvia not go back to Roy?

She didn't think she was good enough for him.

Where did Joe and Helen have their first date?

At the amusement park.

Why did Antonio marry Helen?

She was pregnant with his child.

What instrument did Helen play?

She was pregnant with his child.

What instrument did Helen play?

The flute.

Who was Sandy Cooper (allegedly) obsessed with?

Sandy was obsessed with her boy toy Roy and his manly physique.

Who was Davis Lynch's girl friend?

Edna the Big-Faced Girl

Why did Bob pull a gun on Antonio?

Edna the Big-Faced Girl

Why did Bob pull a gun on Antonio?

Antonio refused to give him a ride in his cab.

What did Davis buy for Helen that made her uncomfortable?

A big box of chocolates.

What song does Roy attempt to sing at the Red Sox game?

"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

How many Emmy awards did Wings win?

6

Why did Casey's husband Stuart abandon her?

Because he was finally able to come to terms with his homosexuality and ran off with a man.

What secret did Alex tell Helen and Antonio?

In college, she wrote an article for the school newspaper on learning how to fly helicopters in the US.

What did Helen's mother do with the money that was supposed to be for her wedding?

She gave it to Roy so he could have gastric bypass surgery. Roy took the money and spent it all on burgers, steak, and potato chips. He winds up dying from a heart attack during Joe and Helen's wedding ceremony.

Where did Kenny disappear off to?

:bump

Let's try to get this one started again :lol:

She gave it to Roy so he could have gastric bypass surgery. Roy took the money and spent it all on burgers, steak, and potato chips. He winds up dying from a heart attack during Joe and Helen's wedding ceremony.

Where did Kenny disappear off to?

He was featured on "MTV's Spring Break" and lived in Cancun the rest of his life.

What was in the crate for Joe's surprise birthday party? The crate that "Ed" delivered?

He was featured on "MTV's Spring Break" and lived in Cancun the rest of his life.

What was in the crate for Joe's surprise birthday party? The crate that "Ed" delivered?

A stripper cake!

Why was Joe's nose broken in "Noses Off"?

He walked into a door.

What did Antonio give Casey for her birthday?

One more time... :bump

He walked into a door.

What did Antonio give Casey for her birthday?

A wooden Pelican.

How quickly did the bartender recognize Brian when he flew to the Carribbean to "rescue" Joe after he "blew" and left Nantucket?

1.0162371 nanoseconds

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