I've seen this game on other boards and thought it would be fun to start one here. Someone asks a question and somebody else purposely gives the wrong answer, then comes up with another question for someone else to answer incorrectly and so on. I'll start...

Did Henry make it home from the war?

No, he stayed in Korea, married a local girl and today is chairman of Hundai Motors

The Korean war lasted 3 years, M*A*S*H lasted 11 seasons, how is this possible?

Anythings possible in the Twilight Zone and thats where Korea and MASH are located.


What flew in to the camp regularly?

Klinger on his home made glider.

He looked like a big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.

What famous actress did Charles have a romantic dinner with, much to the disbelief of Hawkeye and BJ?

Charo, she loved high ranking military men.


Who was nick-named Hot Lips?

General Hammond.

Why did Margaret break up with Frank Burns?

That little horndog Walter "Hot Lips" O'Reilly

What CID agent visited the camp under such aliases as "Quenn Victoria"?

Why did Margaret break up with Frank Burns?
She was tired of having to share her underwear with him

What CID agent visited the camp under such aliases as "Queen Victoria"?

Special Agent Fox Mulder

How did Hawkeye get his nickname?

it was a "gag", he was actually blind as a bat

What happened to Col Blakes 100 yr old oak desk?

That stupid pet Beaver of Klinger's ate it.


How did he end up with a beaver in the first place?

He was actually looking for a Hamster to mate with the one Radar left, (when he went home), but, lets face it, Klinger aint too smart

Why had Frank Burns decided to become a Dr?

To help out the poor underprivilaged people of Fort Wayne.

How tall is BJ's wife?

7 foot 2, thats why he went to Korea, to get the HELL away from her!!!

What did Hawkeye and Trapper spend a week trying to have delivered to the camp, then never got to eat?

Chitlins, but they had spoiled on the trip over. lol!


Where did the guys keep the still?

Chitlins, but they had spoiled on the trip over. lol!


Where did the guys keep the still?


In Sophie's stall, which explains why she walked funny all the time.

What was the name of Klinger's favorite baseball team back home in Toledo?

the bulldogs.




Why did Trapper think he was going to be sent home in one episode?

Why did Trapper think he was going to be sent home in one episode?

So he could be in his own spinoff series, "Trapper John M.D."

What was the name of Radar's Uncle?

Uncle Abdul. Klinger and Radar are actually cousins.

What was the name of Hawkeye's tent?

Joe's bar and grill.

Why did Margaret get the nickname "Hot Lips"?

Because she once set her lips on fire while trying to light a cigar.

How did Frank finally leave the 4077th?

He flew out of camp on Klinger's hang glider.

why was Radar called Radar?

His mom gave him a radar gun and he carried it around everywhere.

What is Trapper's full name?

Elisabeth Darlene McIntire

Why was Hot Lips last name Houllihan on the TV show, but O'Houllihan in the movie?

Frank could never remember how to spell it.

How many kids did Trapper have?

:lol:

2 with his wife, 17 with all the others

What actor who portrayed General Steele in a guest spot later became a regular character on the show, and which character was it?

Lorreta Swift as Hot Lips Houlihan.

Frank was in love with a certain officer, who was it?

Colonel Blake, but it could never work, they were both married

What did Klinger think that wearing dresses was going to get him?

A date with Hawkeye. :grineyes:

What does Radar sleep with every night?

A date with Hawkeye. :grineyes:

What does Radar sleep with every night?

Shhh. Don't ask, don't tell, remember? ;)

Major Sydney Freedman is a Doctor of:

Ear, Nose and Throat.

What does Father Mulcahy do for a living?

He runs a halfway house for sex-starved army nurses.


How did he get into this line of work?

Margaret needed some help, lol.

What does Hawkeye's dad do for a living?

(Love your avatar Katie!)

Well, his day job is basket-weaver, but he picks up money on the side selling sea shells.

What was the name of the Korean bar near the 4077?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure :lol:

What is Radar's real name?

Thurston Howell, IV


Where did he grow up?

(Thanks Lauren, I like yours too.)

NYC

What is John McIntyre's nickname?

Howdy Doody

What did the helicopters bring to the 4077, often several times a day?

Jack Daniel's Whisky


What does M*A*S*H stand for?

Mud And Sand Huts

Who was 5 oclock Charlie, and why did he disrupt the camp?

He was a clown and at 5 o'clock, he would ride through the camp spraying seltzer everywhere and shoot off his confetti cannon.


Why hasn't anybody tried to stop him?

He always carries a gun in his pocket. (ok, it's lame, lol)


What happens to Henry Blake on his way home from Korea?

(lol, he's a killer clown)

He got pulled over for speeding.


Where was Col. Blake going home to?

(LOL!)

Paris, France


What is Father Mulcahy's first name?

Guiseppe


Did he have any nicknames? What were they?

Yes, Padre to the stars (LOL!)



What does Radar keep outside in the wooden cages he built?

his parents

Whatever happened to Hawkeye's "Sis and Mom", mentioned in the first season? ( Later Hawk claimed to be an only child and his Dad a widower )

It's all a front, Hawkeye was really raised by wolves. ;)


What does Hawkeye tell the nurses that upsets them in the episode where there is supposed to be a cease fire to end the war?

He tells them that he's become celibate.


How do they cope with his decision?

By helping Radar fulfill a life-long dream to have his own harem

What does Trapper hit Hawk with, when he tries to "escape" the 4077th to go home and see his kids?

A giant rubber chicken.

Where did Trapper's family live?

In my house, I'm Trapper's wife. :grineyes: (Sorry guys, couldn't pass that one up!)

What was Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's wife's name?

Adam

What country was the 1950-53 war set in?

England


Why did Trapper leave the 4077th?

He got a better offer from the war that was just beginning in nearby Vietnam

What World organisation was in charge of the Korean war?

The FBI


What is Major Burn's full name?

Franklin, Harmonious, Charcoal Burns

How many kids did Frank have?

Franklin, Harmonious, Charcoal Burns

How many kids did Frank have?

LMAO!

He had 16 kids and one on the way.

What was the reason Trapper came to Korea? (According to him)

He was actually in the Witness Protection Program. They figured he'd be a lot safer in Korea than in the US.

How much wealth did Charles really have?

$217.62 , I know that doesnt SOUND like a lot but, it was a lot of money in Korea, at the time

What was Charles' family's yearly Xmas tradition?

Getting smashed and singing Christmas carols.


Is Hawkeye married?

in the movie no...on the show yes!

What did Radar think that "slaking" meant?

Being stripped naked, painted purple and dropped by helicopter over enemy lines.


What does Radar send home to his family in the "Private Charles Lamb" episode?

Ice cream. Unfortunately, Radar didn't realize it would melt on the way home.

Why did Klinger wear women's clothing?

He's just a Sweet Transvestite! (Sorry for the Rocky Horror Picture Show reference, lol!)


How many kids does Henry have?

14, but, his wife never told him that none of them were actually his

How did Hawkeye's short, sad love affair with "The Countess"* end?
( *the Korean woman with the Chevrolet and record player )

She confessed to him that she was in love with Major Burns.


What did Trapper and Hawkeye put in Frank's boots?

Radar. He's kinda short.

Where did Henry Blake go to school?

University of Utah


Why did Frank become a doctor?

He was hoping to avoid being drafted into the Army

While he eventually claimed to be from Hannibal Mo., on earlier eps, Col Potter had claimed to be from 2 other towns, name them.

New York City, NY and Rome, Georgia



What did Trapper have to do in order to get Nurse Cutler back?

Clean the women's latrine with Frank's toothbrush.


Who did Major Houlihan marry during her military service?

Klinger



What is the name of the General who plays in "Yankee Doodle Doctor"?

General Store.

What was the slogan that appeared on the sign at the entrance to the camp?

You deserve a break today.


There were two other original slogans. How decide on this one?

they flipped a coin, had a ballot vote, played eeny meeny miney moe....then decided not to use either!

What exactly was "the Swamp"?

Where the guys kept their pet alligator.

How many kids does BJ have?

1 with his wife, 4 with "Nurse Able"

what did Col. Blake have hanging from his favorite hat?

Hawkeye's jock strap. ;) :lol:



What does Henry have dripping down his face after he's been jogging in the episode "Henry In Love"?

A Harmonica



What is Margaret's father's name?

Alvin "the big sissy girly man" Houlihan.

Who was Ho John?

"Ho'" John, was that "working girl" at Rosies, with the thick mustache

What animal did Radar get for his tattoo?

A duck



What rank is Margaret?

VERY rank....she hasnt bathed in WEEKS!

Speaking of bathing, why was the entire camp fighting over Hawkeye's bathtub during the heatwave?

A Chicken



What does Radar sleep with at night?

A hooker

How does Frank really feel about Hawkeye?

He wants to declair his undying love to Hawkeye, but alas, it could never work between them. ;)



What bites Radar on the hand in "Mad Dogs and Service Men?"

Klinger, whos trying to get out of the Army by claiming that hes really a crocodile!

Why couldnt Klinger and Zale ever get along?

Klinger stole Zale's favorite dress and Zale never forgave him for it.




What are Rizzo's wife and son's names?

Marge and Bart Simpson

What animal did Radar give to Potter as a gift?

An Aligator



What is Henry Blake's wife's name?

Yoko.

That explains why he left to have his own show!

What celebrated School did Winchester attend?

Berlinish Politechnico



What does Hawkeye tell Trapper to do for him if he doesn't make it back in "The Aid Station"?

He asks Trapper to give his "Groucho glasses" a good home

Why was most of "Yankee Doodle Dr" scrapped?

Trapper and Hawkeye tried to make it into a porno, but Frank wouldn't have it.



Who does Hawkeye try to arrange a marriage for in "L.I.P"?

Klinger and Radar...but, they just couldnt get over religious differences

What happened when Frank stole the tank?

He went out and single handedly won the Korean war.

But the producers didn't want the war to end, so an alternative ending was shot so the war could go on for another 15 seasons.

Col. Potter often read books written by what author?

J.K. Rowlings.

What was the most popular dance at the 4077?

the TOO FAT Polka ( AKA shes too fat for me )

What did Klinger do with his dresses when he gave them up?

He sold them to the black market, and the "Klinger Collection" was the hit of the annual "Seoul Fashion Week," which displayed all the finest creations from Tokyo to the Incheon river.

By 1952, all the "business girls" were wearing beaded gowns or the famous Scarlett O'Hara dress, courtesy of Maxwell Q. Klinger.

Who shot BJ?

J.R. from Dallas! LOL! ;)



What does Frank ask Margaret that he ends up backing out of in "Bombed"?

He agrees to be her pimp after the war, then backs out when he realises how much shes aged in only a few months!
(It was as if the Korean war had lasted 11 years, instead of 3!) :rolleyes:

What did Radar sleep with...until he went back home

Klinger, his night gowns were awfully toasty!



What kind of costumes do Hawkeye and Trapper get in "As You Were"?

Prison Guard and the female convict ( kinky versions )

Why do the drs run up that hill, in the opening credits?

To fetch a pail of water. Hawkeye fell down and broke his crown and Trapper came tumbling after.

How come Trapper left without saying goodbye to Hawkeye?

^^^:lol:^^^

It would have been too aukward, after their divorce!

Why didnt Radar want to go home, at first?

Hawkeye owed him money.


How much did he owe and why?

$10,000 Rubles that Radar gave Hawkeye to watch for him; Radar got them for his work as a Russian spy

Who else at the 4077th was occasionally accused of being a communist?

Sophie. She was two Chinese soldiers in a horse costume.

What kind of movies did Hawkeye, Trapper and Henry enjoy watching in Henry's office?

French romantic comedies.

What were the tables in the OC made of?

Sophie. She was two Chinese soldiers in a horse costume.:rofl:

What were the tables in the OC made of?
WW2 surplus army jeeps

"Attention all _______________.........!!!!"

"Attention All Ladies! Free medical exams in the Swamp! Report on the double!" ;)





What does Klinger tell General Mitchell in the letter he writes to him?

^^^:lol:^^^

Dear General, thank you so much for inviting me to the war, I hope i can serve in Vietnam when this war is over, yours truly, Queen Victoria!

Why did Radar sleep with a Teddy Bear?

Because Hawkeye couldn't fit in his bunk with him. ;)



Who lives in The Swamp?

Margaret and Father Mulcahey ( dont tell the Bishop! @,@ )

Whos the biggest "playboy" at the 4077th?

Radar!



How old is Radar?

47 or 48....he lied about his age to get into the Army

How come Potter's horse was a male, when Radar caught it, but female named Sophie in later episodes?

Hawkeye used her to experiment with a sex change operation he planned to perform on Frank. ;)




What does Lorraine Blake send to Henry that has him very upset?

:lol:

Her now abandonned "chastity belt" :lol:

Why did Frank marry Louise, despite her being perpetually frigid?

He saved money in the summer. When she was around, he didn't need air conditining.


He was obviously crazy for Margaret. How come he never proposed?

He didn't want Trapper to be jealous, after all, he was in love with Frank. ;)




What does Sidney tell everyone the first and last time he's in the OR?

KISS MAH GRITS!

Why didnt Sidney Freeman agree to sign Klinger's section 8 papers?

Because he was afraid of Klinger going home and going on a killing spree like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies.

What is Charles' full name?

Charles Emerson Tinkerbell the third

What kind of accent did Charles have?

He talks like Professor Frink from The Simpsons.

What did Frank earn a Purple Heart for?

Bravery above and Beyond the call of duty, while playing "Tiddly Winks"

Who did Hawkeye give Frank's purple heart to, after taking it from him?

Trapper, he'd pulled a muscle while "saluting" a nurse in the line of duty. ;)





What is Father Mulcahy's rank in the army?

Lieutenant Pope.

How many kids did Trapper have?

Three, Two with his wife Louise and one with Hot Lips.



How many kids does Henry have?

None, Henry was castrated at 12, by a Buick hood ornament

What old time movie clown did Hawkeye enjoy mimmicking, at every chance?

None, Henry was castrated at 12, by a Buick hood ornament

What old time movie clown did Hawkeye enjoy mimmicking, at every chance?

(Ouch Mikey! That's harsh! :lol: )


Bozo!


Who is Radar's favorite actress?

Darla Hood of the Little Rascals.....she was his height and wore those really short dresses! :lol: oooo lala!!

Howcome Klinger had his own tent, despite being just a Corporal?

He secretly shared it with Radar, but don't tell the house mother! ;)




What does Henry always have hanging up in his tent?

A Cadillac hood ornament, Buicks were evil to him.


Did Radar ever get married?

Yes! He and Klinger are quite happy! ;)




Did Hawkeye ever get married?

No, he decided to never marry after the love of his life, Henry was killed..he never ceased to grieve!

Who did Radar resemble more than anyone else?

Mildred, Colonel Potter's wife.


Did Potter ever notice?

Nah, he was too busy lusting after Charles.



Is Charles married?

Yes, to Frank and Klinger but it's legal in Vermont and one other place.


What is the other place their marriage is legal?

Korea, which is the real reason why they were there.

Was Father Mulcahy married?

Yes, he and nurse Kellye were married.



What about Margaret, is she married?

She's secretly married to Frank's wife.

How about Sidney Freedman, is he married?

Of course! You haven't seen Trapper making eyes at him across the poker table? ;)




Is Klinger married?

Yes, to a Jeep

What former child-star played a Marine who Hawkeye has sent home for being underage?

Jackie Coogan

Who is the lipless wonder?

Margaret, i know it LOOKS as if she had huge lips, but, they were actually drawn on in red marker

Why did Hawk call Frank "Ferret Face"?

He had a pet ferret that sat on his face. (it sucked, I know)




What is Walter's nickname?

Spearchucker Jones

Where did Hawk get HIS nickname?

I dunno, he was really blind as a bat.



Where did Trapper get HIS nickname?

He was caught in a bear trap, at age 6 ( Which explains his wooden leg )

What big-time movie star-singer did Col. Potter have a secret crush on?

He was caught in a bear trap, at age 6 ( Which explains his wooden leg )

What big-time movie star-singer did Col. Potter have a secret crush on?

LMAO! :lol:

Johnny Cash


Who was it that Hawkeye and Trapper were always pulling pranks on?

Col. Sherman Potter

What is Corp. Klinger's favorite "Section."?

The lingerie section of the Sears caltlog!

How did Hawkeye and BJ treat Sophie when she was sick?

They told her to :"Take two bales of hay, and whinney me in the morning!"

Was that treatment effective?

Appparently, as she won the trifecta the next day.

How did Radar get his nickname?

Sonar was already taken.


Who had that nickname first?

Trapper



Does Margaret have children?

Yes. She's the biological mother of Debra Barone! ;)

Does Margaret have any other children?

No, she has no children, she was really a man in drag, the entire time

Did Frank ever notice?

Yes, that's what first attracted him to Margaret.


When did Frank come out of the closet?

When he finally got someone to unlock the door for him

Was Frank paranoid?

Only about his relationship with Colonel Blake.



What does Hawkeye's sister send him in "Mail Call"?

A reminder that he owed her money.


How much did he owe?

$2,000



How did he plan to raise this money?

by "pimping out" Klinger to the 3rd fleet

Who was the prettiest nurse at the 4077?

Klinger, hands down!



Who was the most handsome doctor?

Dr Payne, the Dentist

Why did Wayne Rodgers quit the show?

He wasn't making enough money to support me and the kids. ;)


How many kids do Wayne and I have?

None, Wayne couldnt get pregnant, no matter how many times he tried

what 2 foods was Hawkeye so tired of, that he started a rebellion in the mess tent?

(LOL! I love you Mikey! :D )


Hot Dogs and Potatoe Salad



What did he want these two foods to be replaced with?

His favorites, Liver and fish ;)

What food did Hawk jumps through hoops to have delivered all the way from Boston, only to be called into the OR before even getting a taste of?

McDonalds Big Macs

What is BJ's full name?

Betty Jane Hunnicutt



What is Radar's full name?

McDonalds Big Macs
Betty Jane Hunnicutt :lol: :lol:

What is Radar's full name?
Walter Elisabeth Barney Google Johanson Radarvitch ( the second )

What did Radar always wear on his face?

A real big grin, but only after leaving Colonel Blake's tent. I'll let you draw your own conclusions. ;) :grineyes:



What's Henry's full name?

^ Henry Emerson Winchester Blake.

He was given up for adoption by a rich family in Boston.

Hey...I wonder if he's related to...Naaaaah!

What does it mean when the 4077th has a "Bug Out?"

It means they all kick each other hard in the gonads , to see who's eyes "BUG OUT" the furthest!

Why did Margaret purposely shoot her footlocker with Charles fowling rifle?

It means they all kick each other hard in the gonads , to see who's eyes "BUG OUT" the furthest!

Why did Margaret purposely shoot her footlocker with Charles fowling rifle?

(LMAO!!!! :lol: )


It kept eating her socks.


Who took over as company clerk when Radar left?

hehe

Spearchucker Jones came back and took the job

How did father Mulcahey manage to beat a professional runner during a road race?

He prayed for help and God sent locusts to attack the runner so Father Mulcahy could get ahead.



What bites Radar on the hand that causes him to have to get rabies shots?

Nurse Kelley!

What language did Kelley speak, besides English?

Italian. She was very fluent.



Who else at the 4077th could speak a 2nd language?

Klinger. He thought that learning Russian would get him kicked out of the Army.

Why does Flagg like hanging around the 4077th so much?

The moment he saw Klinger in drag, it reminded him of home.


Where was Flagg's real home?

On one of Saturns rings



What animal does Radar give Colonel Potter?

A dingo

What is Klinger's first wife's name?

Ugly John

Why didnt Radar want to go home, at first?

He didn't want to leave his lover, Klinger, behind.



What made him change his mind?

He caught Klinger in a threesome with Hawkeye and Margaret. The poor guy was so heartbroken he just started running back to the United States.

Did Radar make it home?

Yes, he arrived a day earlier than he had planned.


Who met him at the airport?

Trapper, he wanted to make sure Radar got home ok.



Did Henry make it home?

Yes, he did, news of his death was just an ugly rumor.


Who started the rumor?

Mrs Blake who was hoping to collect the insurance on his life

Why did Radar keep all those animals on the base?

Because, uhhh... how can I put this delicately, he uhhh... used them for pleasure.

Whose child did Margaret think she was pregnant with?

Because, uhhh... how can I put this delicately, he uhhh... used them for pleasure. Bad mental pictures! LOL! :lol:



Klinger's


What happened to the baby?

He joined a gang when he reached his teens.


What was the name of the gang?

The cross-dresser Banditos

Attention all _____________

Ladies! Free Medical Exams in the Swamp performed by doctors Pierce and McIntyre! No Apointment Necessary!



Frank's nickname is Ferret ________.

:rofl: ^^^^

Master....he ruled overthe undergroud ferret people and that was his title

Where was M*A*S*H actually filmed?

Korea. The cast and crew hated the daily commute.

What musical instrument did Charles love to play much to the annoyance of Hawkeye and BJ?

A great big slide trombone that kept knocking off Hawkeyes hat

What was "5 oclock Charlie" trying to blow up, in his little plane?

The Officer's Club, he was angry because they wouldn't let him in.




What does Hawkeye's dad send him that gets passed all around the camp.

A photo album of embarrassing childhood pictures of Hawkeye.

What happened to Hawkeye's mother and sister?

They moved to England.




What is Hawkeye's dad's name?

Dr. Popeye Pierce

Who was "Digger" and why didnt Hawk want to ride on his bus?

Digger was this guy with extremely bad BO and even worse breath and he also had terrible vision, but Hawkeye didn't want to ride on his bus because Digger always played teenybopper music and Hawkeye hates that kind of noise.

Whatever happened to Spearchucker and Ugly John?

They went with Nurse Cutler in the time machine to star in Welcome Back Kotter. :lol:



What does Colonel Potter do to his jeep after Frank runs over it with the tank?

He buried it. It was a lovely funeral. The good Father delivered a wonderful eulogy.

What did Winchester give Radar's mouse to make her run fast?

Red Bull




What does BJ put in the hole Frank digs to hide from air raids?

a bear trap...now they call him stumpy, instead of ferret face

How did A hairdryer cost Hawkeye a pair of boots?

It was all part of a plot to blackmail Frank.


Why was Frank being blackmailed?

He had some compromising pictures of Trapper and Hawkeye in the shower and he was going to get them printed in Stars and Stripes.



Are Hawkeye and Trapper more than just friends? ;)

Actually, they barely could stand each other..and each offered to give the other a free lobotomy

Why did Klinger wear all those dresses anyway?

To impress Charles of course, they were an item you know. ;) :lol:




What do Hawkeye, Trapper and Margaret try to hide from Frank in "Alcoholics Unanimous"?

the fact that Margaret had always actually been Col Blake, in drag.

What was that Toledo baseball team that Klinger had always loved so much?

:lol:

The Mudflaps



What was Trapper's favorite baseball team?

The Mudflapspretty good one ;)

What was Trapper's favorite baseball team?
The Toronto Maple Leafs hockey club........he was VERY confused!

in the movie the padre had a nickname, what was it?

Sparky



Did Henry have a nickname?

Colonel Kinky

What is the story behind this nickname?

You'd better ask Klinger, I can't repeat it. :eek:




Where is BJ from?

He was carved out of wood, by magical elves in the Black Forest of Germany

What was Charles' family Xmas tradition?

To see who could drink the most egg nog before passing out.




Who usually won?

His little sister Honoria who could drink any man under the table' since she was six

What kind of "home life" did Margaret have, growing up?

Her mother was a Colonel in the army and her dad played the lead in a cabaret show. ;)



How did Margaret cope with having such a famous father?

Not very well, she had been in and out of therapy since she was 12.



Who was her therapist?

Dr. Phil, who else?




What is BJ's wife's name?

Meg

What was Col Potters horses name?

Buck



Which one of Radar's animals does Henry find in the shower?

His octopus

Why was poker so popular in the camp?

Because very few people knew how to play Go Fish, which was Hawkeye's favorite game?

Who likes to dress up in women's clothing?

Colonel Potter. It took a while for everyone to figure it out, but once Hawkeye caught him riding side saddle they put two and two together. :eek:




What is the name of the girl that Hawkeye was once seriously involved with in Boston during his residency?

Anne of Green Gables

Why was there an amo dump near the Hospital?

Two words: Frank Burns





Why does Margaret want to borrow money from Frank in "The Bulletin Board"?

She needed it for a sex change in Tokyo.



Why would she want such a life changing operation.

She wanted to get away from Frank.



What is the name of the Chopper Pilot who is grounded from flying because he has diabetes?

Well, there was "Ugly" John, "Trapper" John and the pilot was "Crashy" John

How did he get this nickname?

He refused to watch his blood sugar levels.


Did he ever wise up and take better care of himself?

For awhile but, after the war he became a pilot for TWA and started crashing all over again

Which nurse did Trapper win in a boxing match, and how did she feel about that?

Klinger. He was in drag and it was a particularly good outfit.

Who would give anything to get a Section Eight for XMAS?

Because his wise mare, Sadie, always whinnied when bad storm was approaching.

How did Hot Lips get her nickname?

She french kissed a light socket, yikes! :eek:



Why did Father Mulcahy take up boxing?

Cause it was his life-long dream to beat up Joe Louis

who was Dr. Richard Hooker?

He was the camp's veteranarian.

How many kids does BJ have?

16- 12 adopted: 5 Cambodian, 4 Japanese, 3 Indonesian---and 4 with his wife Peg.

Who is the lipless wonder?

Hot Lips, after her lips got so hot and they exploded.

What newspaper did Charles like to read?

He was researching how many psychics had predicted that President Truman would have an alien baby

Why did the timeline in this series run from 1950 to 52, then rewind back to 1951, before suddenly fast forwarding to the end of the war, in 53?

Because Col. Potter was actually the 11th incarnation of Doctor Who and the TARDIS is disguised as the women's latrine.

Who did Klinger marry in the final episode?

:lol: pretty good answer...I was wondering if id even get one ;)

In the final ep, Klinger finally told "5 oclock Charlie " how he felt, and they flew off to Africa together

Why didnt Margaret go after Charles, in the end?

Because she had already made plans to move in with Rizzo.

What was Radar's favorite drink?

80 proof Vodka with a beer "chaser"

Who was Hawkeyes "hero"?