Here's a fun game that's on some other boards. Here's how you play. The first person makes up a question about the show and the next post purposely answers incorrectly, often producing humorous results. This post also makes up the next question.

Thanks for introducing me to this game Mikado!

Here are two examples:

Debra, the quintessential bad cook, shocks everyone one day when she makes something wonderful. So good, in fact, that it's better than Marie's version. And worse, it's Marie signature dish. What was it?

Chef Boy-ar-Dee Spaghetti and Meatballs

What do Stephania and Amy have in common?

They both think Frank is sexy

First real question:

What is the name of Robert's dog?

Lucifer


Why did Debra think that the PTA thought she dressed too sexy?

Because the Christmas Gift she got from them was the book "The Happy Hooker" by Xaviera Hollander.

Who drives their car through a side of Ray & Debra's house?

Judy, when she was in hot pursuit of Robert.


What did Robert & Judy do when they went out together?

They played strip poker.

How did Debra meet Raymond?

At a baseball game. He spilled his beer on her, she called him Idiot, and it was love at first sight.

What is the name of the pizzeria where everyone hangs out?

Father Johns


What beautiful Italian lady did Robert meet?

Kaye Ballard

What do Amy's parents think of Robert?

They adore him since he reminds them of uncle Herman Munster.


Which PTA lady beat up Ray?

The "fly lady" who once dated Robert

Who is Harriet Lichtman?

Ray's grade school crush


Who interrupted Robert and Amy's Wedding?

Harriet Lichtman. She stood up in the middle of the ceremony and said Robbie was her "love child" with Frank. And that she should be a matron of honor.


Why does Marie think Amy is a "nice girl"?

She went with her to the gynecologist to "make sure". :lol:

What did Raymond put in that luggage that he refused to put away and caused it to stink?

One of Debra's casseroles.

What great actress, who could be heard singing from a "terlet" 30 years ago, shows up on an episode as Marie's sister?

Maggie Wheeler

What subject in school did Ally flunk?

Introductory Sanskrit

Why does Debra dump braciole sauce all over Raymond's lap?

He scored higher than her on an IQ test.

According to Frank, what do the French appreciate?

mens bikini underwear



What was Peggy & her daughter selling on the sidewalk?

Themselves...by the hour.

What infamous leader did Raymond compare Peggy to?

General Westmoreland

Who keeps poking Robert at the miniature golf course?

That crazy pigeon that was stalking him.


What happened to Debra after she left Amy's wedding shower?

She won free cooking lessons....and boy, does she need them!


What does Frank think of his grandsons playing fairies in a school production?

He's really happy about it since he also played one when he was in an army play during the war.


Who did Ray and Debra get to fix their stove?

Giovanni's favorite Aunt--Irene Lorenzo

What does Frank choke on at Debra's Thanksgiving Dinner?

Yams

What kind of party was Debra having when Marie crashed it?

A "pot" party, and Marie, the ever-present Buttinsky, offered to make everyone (corn beef) hash and brownies!

What's Frank's favorite expression when something shocks or surprises him?

His favorite expression is "Mama Mia Marie Baby".


Who really destroyed Frank's old jazz records?

The "fly lady" who dated Robert; she noticed that one of the songs was disparaging of frogs, and especially so of toads.

When Frank thinks his sons are not acting masculine enough he calls them.......

Ladybugs


Who was the one person who actually saw the lady eat the fly?

Marie, and she just thought it was one of Debra's hors d'oeuvres.

What to the Sipes mistakenly call Robbie?

Kareem, they thought he was that famous basketball player.


Where did the gang find Marie's missing cookie container?

In the bag that sat on the stairs for 3 weeks

Whose parents would be likely to return from a Mayan Health Spa in Bora Bora?

Frank's dead parents.


Ray and Debra think that Marie's sculpture is...what?

spooky, since it looks like Herman Munster.


Why did Marie make this sculpture?

To give Frank a trophy, since she's his "trophy wife".

What did Ray try to give Debra for her PMS in "Bad Moon Rising"?

A happy song tape from Stuart Smalley.

Who is Miss Puss?

Peter's killer German Sheppard


Why does Marie jump in the middle of Ray & Debra's bed in the middle of the night?

Because she needed the exercise; she ate too much turkey tetrazzini that night.

What accident does Robbie have with a "horny" animal?

The animal humped him thinking Robert was a cow. :lol:

What did Debra do when she found out the real reason Raymond bought his high school car?

She was furious and made him eat her meat loaf and a salad with her home made dressing. And even Marie was mad--she wouldn't even give Ray a bicarbinate!

Who doesn't want to be known as "the whore of Lynbrook"?

Gianni


Who was Gianni's ex-girlfriend?

The "fly" lady

What dish does Marie serve Frank when she wants to get him sleepy?

Gerber baby cereal


What does Frank think of Debra's outfit that she wears for the PTA meeting?

That she would look a whole lot sexier in one of Marie's house dresses.

Who ends up taking the blame for the missing canister that Marie so loves?

Peggy, she wanted to keep her Girl Scout Cookies in it.


What did Robert and Judy do at the nightclub?

Strip tease for dollar bills in their undies.

Where do Frank and his lodge buddies swim naked?

At the Atlantic City Beach.



What does Frank give Raymond on his wedding day to bolster his courage?

"Halloween Candy"

What does Frank say after confessing he can't sleep without Marie?

That he's needs someone to give him a snuggle.



Why does Ray want to sell more cookies than Peggy?

Because the 1st prize is a Suzie Homemaker Deluxe set, and he wants to win one for Debra.

How did Marie sabotage the recipe she gave to Debra?

She mixed 4 recipes together.


What does Robert do for a living?

a grasshopper

Why does Marie's sculpture make the Sisters blush?

They weren't used to seeing a nude sculpture of Father Majesky.


How did Frank feel about the sculpture?

He bought her a puppy.

What is Ray's middle name?

Don-Juan



What happened to the kids play table when Frank sat on it?

It turned into a sofa.

What main course does Marie serve Frank when she wants to make him sleepy?

Hot & Spicey Mexican Chili with a Mountain Dew chaser.



What causes Marie to race from Ray's house to her house?

:bump

Hot & Spicey Mexican Chili with a Mountain Dew chaser.



What causes Marie to race from Ray's house to her house?

She heard Frank yell that her Veal Prince Orloff was weeping.

What famous dish does Debra make that ends up upstaging Marie?

Tuna Surprise

What cartoon character does Ray compare Geoffry to while he's playing basketball?

Spiderman

Mary's sculpture has everyone dumbfounded. Why?

Its so tiny, nobody can find it.



What's written on the back of the kids drawing?

"Conceived then ignored as if we were mistakes..... redrum.... (written in blood)"

How does Robert change his personality after spending a night out with his cop partner?

The kid's drawing was actually the preliminary divorce papers that Ray had had drawn up to get rid of that witch he was married to. In the SUITCASE, what was put in there to stink up the place?

Robert's dirty socks. Who was picked out to be Marie's new hubby in the untimely death of Frank?

Gianni, ever since they canoodled in the basement that one time. It's not generally known but Raya nd Deb had a fourth child who was kept in the attic, who was it?

Steve Urkell



What did Peter tell his parents about Amy that almost caused his mom to faint?

He didn't tell them anything about Amy, he confessed he switched himself with PeeWee Herman once and changed his name to Russell.

What lower area of the body, limiting it to just the crotch area, did Robert get gorged at?

That the only reason she wanted to marry Robert was that she had the hots for Debra and knew her parents would not aprove. What was the secret ingredient in Debra's LEMON CHICKEN?

a little dash of arsenic



What did Robert & Ray put on the wedding invitations that freaked Amy out?

That in lieu of GIFTS, they asked for donations to the Police brotherhood doughnut fund. Of all the things Frank liked to eat, what was his all time favorite?

Debra's Tofu Turkey (that stuff looked gross) lol!




What did Peggy do to Raymond that had him rushing out of her house?

She was taking night courses in nursing and tried to give him her very first PROSTATE exam with one of the tent poles. The next year Ray sold cookies for his daughter, where did he sell them?

In Harlem



Why did Peggy beat him up at the cookie stand?

She had the serious, cold-blooded intention of killing him for no reason whatsoever.

What deed is it that Ray does for Robert to show that he cares by having Robert roll over on his side in his bed, exposing his rear end?

Because she needed practice for her upcoming mud wrestling tournament with Frank and Gianni.

What two word expression does Frank use when he's dumbfounded by something?

Na Noo



Why did Ray & the Preacher sit down on the floor during Robert's wedding?

They were playing MARBLES, seeing as Amy had just lost hers being stupid enough to marry a putz like Robert. Marie had been married briefly BEFORE she married Frank but it was all hush hush and she ahd it annuled, who was her groom for two weeks in Vegas?

Wayne Newton, they met when Marie was a dancer at the Palace & Wayne was a busboy.




How did Marie meet Frank?

She was doing her laundry the OLD FASHIONNED WAY down by the river, beating all her clothes with rocks and she found Frank under one of the rocks she used. Where dir Frank get Marie's wedding ring?

Rings R Us

Why are the Sisters reluctant to accept Marie's sculpture?

Because Frank was glued to it.



What Elvis song did Amy & Robert dance to at their wedding?

In The Ghetto

Who is Miss Puss?

Debra's sister Priscilla, who does seem to favor a cat.




Who does Peter end up falling for on a episode?

The Fly Lady who makes a special insect dish for Miss Puss

Who almost kicks Raymond's a** over a contest for selling cookies?

Mrs. Keebler, she didn't want him taking away any of her customers.




What do Robert & Ray try pitching into Frank's mouth while he's asleep?

horsehoes--Frank has a BIG mouth:lol:

Why is everyone taken aback at Marie's sculpture?

Because it was made of ice and was melting all over the carpet.



Why doesn't Ray go on the camping trip with Debra?

Because he'd rather stay at home with Robbie and watch the Fly Lady eat ladybugs

When Debra is exassperated with Ray, what name does she call him?

slowpoke



What was wrong with Debra's wedding ring?

it turned flourescent pink in the dark.

What do Stephania and Amy have in common?

They both went out with Raymond

What are the kids names on the show?

Zena, Zack & Dack




What did Debra get choked on?

One of Marie's cheese balls

Who does Frank call Nancy?

(Bump)

Harriet Lichtman - because she looks a lot like Nancy Sinatra.

Debra is the quintessentiall bad cook. But one day she surprises everyone with a fantastic tasting dish. What was it?

(Bump)

Harriet Lichtman - because she looks a lot like Nancy Sinatra.

Debra is the quintessentiall bad cook. But one day she surprises everyone with a fantastic tasting dish. What was it?

Bump!

Cream of Road Kill

Robbie meets a cute intelligent lawyer who speaks four languages. But Ray gets grossed out by her when he sees her eat.......

out of their garbage can.

When she moves back into her old house, what does Marie call Robert's new exercise equipment?

Robbie’s chin bars

When Ray accidentally sets the kitchen on fire, who came to the rescue!

Cousin Gerard!

Amy slapped Robert because...

She has Tourette’s Syndrome

Who takes the blame for having Marie’s prized tin can?

Shamsky II, because the canister looked like a fire hydrant.

Why did Robert reject Stephania?

Because she was a Mormon

Shamsky’s original owner no longer wanted him because the Barones......

Are alcoholics.

Why did Frank install a hot tub in Robert's old room?

So he and Harriet Lichtman could fool around

Why did Marie like to feed Frank Turkey Tetrazinni?

Because she ran out of vegemite.

Why did Robert walk out on the frog lady?

Because they had a fight. He wanted her to eat worms only but she refused.

Who does Marie think is a “nice girl”?

Joanne "Cinnamon" Glotz, since she makes so many guys happy every night!

Why does Ray play golf?