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dawsongirl
08-15-2007, 06:32 PM
Who opened the gate to the looney bin this week? Sheesh. :lol:



Man Arrested After Trying to Rob a Nun


MADISON, Wis. - A would-be thief came up empty-handed after trying to rob a nun who had taken a vow of poverty. Madison police arrested the man later in the day. They gave the following account:

The man broke into the 61-year-old Catholic nun's home shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday. When she told him she had no money, he forced her to drive him around in her car for almost an hour in search of money.
As they drove, the robber apologized "to the victim and wonders if he's going to be forgiven by her and the Catholic Church," police spokesman Joel DeSpain said.

The two did not stop at a bank or cash machine because the Sinsinawa Dominican sister continued to tell the man she did not have any money or access to any.

Eventually, the man gave up and had the nun drop him off on Madison's south side. She then drove to the Catholic school where she works and called police.

"It was a very traumatic experience for sister, and we're grateful she is just fine and we're grateful that the person has been apprehended," said Monsignor Thomas Baxter, pastor at St. Joseph Catholic Church, where the nun is director of religious education. "She was extraordinary this morning."

Police arrested the 41-year-old Madison man later Tuesday on a probation violation and tentative charges of kidnapping, burglary, battery and possession of drug paraphernalia. He has not yet been formally charged.


http://home.peoplepc.com/psp/newsstory.asp?cat=Strange&id=20070815/46c27a40_3ca6_1552620070815-435502938

Mikado
08-15-2007, 06:46 PM
Maybe he should have given up on trying to get money, and just asked her for a date! :rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
08-15-2007, 07:23 PM
I love the title BONEHEADS ABOUND. :rofl: Good one!!!!! I see my little word for these dorks, morons and plain old jack**** has flourished! :lol:


My God, glad to know she was just fine, it could have been worse. I would have told him, "Yeah! you are going to hell your bastard!!!!!!!!" :rofl:

dawsongirl
08-15-2007, 09:32 PM
I love the title BONEHEADS ABOUND. :rofl: Good one!!!!! I see my little word for these dorks, morons and plain old jack**** has flourished! :lol:


My God, glad to know she was just fine, it could have been worse. I would have told him, "Yeah! you are going to hell your bastard!!!!!!!!" :rofl:
:lol: He just bought himself a one-way ticket. No refunds.

Ireneparalegal
08-15-2007, 09:39 PM
:lol: He just bought himself a one-way ticket. No refunds.
:brent

I am sure he has frequent flyer miles. ;)

Mikado
08-15-2007, 09:52 PM
he was hoping to steal a few bucks but, unfortunately....he got NUN. :rolleyes:

Ireneparalegal
08-15-2007, 09:55 PM
he was hoping to steal a few bucks but, unfortunately....he got NUN. :rolleyes:
*drum sound...* TOUCHE!

dawsongirl
08-15-2007, 10:05 PM
he was hoping to steal a few bucks but, unfortunately....he got NUN. :rolleyes:
:rofl:

Mikado
08-15-2007, 10:11 PM
TYTY I was hoping to enter that one in the bad pun hall of fame :lol:

catlover79
08-16-2007, 12:49 AM
he was hoping to steal a few bucks but, unfortunately....he got NUN. :rolleyes:
*rim shot* Can you hear me groaning, Mikey?? :lol:

Mikado
08-16-2007, 08:48 AM
*rim shot* Can you hear me groaning, Mikey?? :lol:
oh...was that YOU? :lol: