Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070813/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fake_drugs;_ylt=Ar6fI_LhBSWxfekah17Tq1LtiBIF)

ROCHELLE, Ga. - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine

Bonehead Bonehead Bonehead, you are such a bonehead, bonehead bonehead bonehead...BONEHEAD!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Thank God for stupid criminals.

You are right, it is only Monday.

ummm so was it cocaine, or NOT? If they really WERE fake drugs, then wouldnt they have to let her go? :lol:

She wanted "crack cocaine" she only got "cocaine". :rofl:

:lol: What a Maroon, she should seriously think of running for office! :p

:lol: What a Maroon, she should seriously think of running for office! :p
I love that...maroon. A la Bugs Bunny. ;) :lol:

I love that...maroon. A la Bugs Bunny. ;) :lol:
That's exactly where i got it, actually :blush:

Yeah...arrested for fake cocaine? So was it still a drug, just not crack? :lol: Damn.

:lol: :rofl: :brent People don't get much stupider than that!!

:lol: :rofl: :brent People don't get much stupider than that!!
Which is WHY i suggested that she run for office....she'll fit right in! ;)

There are some types of stupidity I just don't understand. :rolleyes: