View Full Version : The AITF Wrong Answer Game
Already Gone 08-01-2007, 04:32 PM The way you play this is by asking a question relating to the show and somebody gives the wrong answer. It could be completely opposite what really happened or something really outlandish -- which is always fun.
example:
Q: Where did Mike and Gloria get married?
A: Kelsey's Bar
This game is played over at the Happy Days board if you want an idea of how it is played or inspiration. I thought we could try it.
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What did Archie do for a living?
He ran the big iron press at Jefferson Cleaners.
What famous person sat in Archies chair and then gave him a great big kiss?
Mikado 08-01-2007, 05:05 PM Mickey Mouse
What did Edith keep receiving in the mail, from the company that made her favorite cling peaches?
Sour Grapes
What state did the Bunkers live in?
Mikado 08-02-2007, 01:57 AM a State of utter contempt
Why didnt Archie respect Frank Lorenzo?
Already Gone 08-02-2007, 09:46 AM He was jealous of Frank, Archie had a thing for Irene.
How did Irene Lorenzo get a job at the plant?
camdog 08-02-2007, 11:16 AM She had an affair with Archie and he got her the job.
why does Archie hate Mike?
-STEFFY- 08-02-2007, 04:11 PM Archie doesn't like Mike because he is a native of Yugoslovia.
What does Barney Heffner's dog Rusty do to Archie because he dislikes him so much?
He keeps spitting out his lit cigars on Archies porch. (Rusty is a smokin' hot dog)
What sweet term of endearment does Archie call Edith?
-STEFFY- 08-02-2007, 06:19 PM Archie calls Edith his "singing bird." He loves her singing. :lol:
What did Archie learn about the "lady" he gave CPR to in his cab?
Already Gone 08-02-2007, 07:02 PM She's a contortionist. Yeah, she's really twisted :lol:
What nickname does he have for Gloria?
"Puff n Stuff"
Who did Archie almost have an affair with?
Mikado 08-02-2007, 07:42 PM Maude
Why cant Maude and Archie get along?
camdog 08-02-2007, 08:45 PM Maude is jealous of Archie having all the money in the world and that he went to college.
Why was Archie upset about the Jeffersons moving in?
Mikado 08-02-2007, 09:37 PM He was hoping to buy that house himself, and use it as a workshop
Why did Sammy Davis Jr give Archie a big kiss?
Already Gone 08-03-2007, 08:09 AM Archie was the one who encouraged him to go into show business.
Who got married in Mike and Gloria's livingroom?
Mikado 08-03-2007, 06:42 PM Barney and Frank Lorenzo
What did Archie do a few nights a week to make some extra money?
-STEFFY- 08-03-2007, 09:48 PM Archie drove a horse and buggy through Central Park to make some extra money.
When two burglars broke into the Bunker home, what caused them to give back the items they intended to steal?
Mikado 08-03-2007, 11:35 PM the way they smelled ( peeeyew! )
Who did the 2 burglars say that Edith reminded them of?
camdog 08-03-2007, 11:39 PM she reminded them of chicken
why did Mike break Archies chair
Mikado 08-03-2007, 11:53 PM he was looking for change between the cushions
What did viewers get a little peek of , when Mikes uncle Stan lifted Gloria high into the air?
camdog 08-04-2007, 06:53 PM Glorias tatto of a angel.
what year did AITF start and finish?
Mikado 08-04-2007, 08:41 PM 1925, it ended the same year
How many years did it take for Mike to finally finish college?
camdog 08-04-2007, 09:07 PM It took him from 1965 to this year 2007 that makes it 42 years.
why is edith such a dingbat?
Mikado 08-04-2007, 10:05 PM She got kicked by a NY mule when she was 12
What made Archie's old friend "Pinky" so annoying?
Already Gone 08-04-2007, 10:19 PM He kept going around saying "Pull My Finger!"
Why does Archie hate Sybil Gooley?
Mikado 08-05-2007, 03:48 AM When they were kids, shed hold a football, and when Archie tried to kick it, she'd pull it away.
"Gee our old LaSalle ran great...." Just what IS a LaSalle?
camdog 08-05-2007, 01:35 PM A TMNT turtle
Who moved into the bunkers neighborhood in the beginning of season 4?
Already Gone 08-05-2007, 04:21 PM The Applegates, a family of South American bugs disguised as humans.
Why did they want to live in Queens?
camdog 08-05-2007, 06:26 PM there weren't any humans for them to feast on where they use to live.
how old is AITF today?
Mikado 08-05-2007, 06:51 PM ( A TMNT turtle:confused: )
128 years old...they filmed it with a steam powered camera
Why was Gloria fired from her job at the store?
-STEFFY- 08-06-2007, 08:51 AM Gloria got fired from the department store for wearing revealing clothing and flirting with the male customers.
Why did Barney Heffner's wife Blanche leave him?
camdog 08-06-2007, 09:24 AM He cheated her with Archies wife edith.
Why did Mike live with the Bunkers?
camdog 08-06-2007, 09:27 AM ( A TMNT turtle:confused: )
128 years old...they filmed it with a steam powered camera
Why was Gloria fired from her job at the store?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes the show.
He cheated her with Archies wife edith.
Why did Mike live with the Bunkers?
They took him in because he was an exchange student from Japan.
When Archie got locked in the cellar who did he think was talking to him?
Mikado 08-06-2007, 10:03 PM That crazy old hermit who lived in the basement
Why did Irene Lorenzo sometimes carry her own tools with her?
camdog 08-07-2007, 12:01 PM She borrowed them from her husband Frank
Why didn't Archie finish high school?
He was sooo smart he didn't need to finish.
Who did Barney & Blanche take camping?
Already Gone 08-07-2007, 06:27 PM Masters and Johnson
Where did they go camping?
Mikado 08-07-2007, 06:32 PM The back alley behind Kelsey's bar
What was Stretch Cunningham's big "secret"?
That he was Mork from Ork's brother.
After a fight with Edith, what happened when Archie tried to cook his dinner?
Already Gone 08-07-2007, 08:54 PM Frank Lorenzo came over screaming about pollution.
What kind of pollution was Frank complaining about?
Burnt Fish Pollution.
What happened to Barney's dog?
Already Gone 08-07-2007, 09:24 PM He ran off to Albany and got elected into the New York State Assembly.
How did Barney deal with this?
camdog 08-07-2007, 09:26 PM Archie kept the dog as a pet.
Why did Archie keep the dog?
Mikado 08-07-2007, 09:29 PM He thought it was a turkey, and planned to eat it on Thanksgiving
When they first married, Archie and Edith had a LaSalle automobile, what happened to it?
camdog 08-08-2007, 10:32 AM It was car jacked by george jefferson when he didn't know them.
How did archie get locked in the celler?
Already Gone 08-08-2007, 10:32 AM Father Majeski's sister, the sister, ran into it while she was eating a can of
cling peaches in heavy syrup.
How did the Bunkers handle this?
Mikado 08-08-2007, 01:57 PM they blew up the house, then walked out of the hole that remained
How did Archie start the fire in his house?
Already Gone 08-08-2007, 02:08 PM He wanted a campfire
Why not outdoors?
Mikado 08-08-2007, 02:25 PM He didnt want to be outside with all the muggers
What did Archie put into the fusebox, that started the fire?
TNT that he ordered from ACME.
What did he try to get out of the insurance agent for the fire?
Mikado 08-08-2007, 07:25 PM Flowers, dinner and a movie
What appliance Archie was trying to fix when he blew the fusebox?
The Toliet lol!
According to Archie what is the correct way to put on your shoes & socks?
Mikado 08-08-2007, 08:41 PM you put them over your head, slip them down over the ears, down the neck and shoulders and eventually wear them on your hands
Why did Gloria tend to cry so often?
I thought your "toilet" answer was pretty good, btw :lol:
Already Gone 08-08-2007, 09:26 PM you put them over your head, slip them down over the ears, down the neck and shoulders and eventually wear them on your hands
Why did Gloria tend to cry so often?
I thought your "toilet" answer was pretty good, btw :lol:
Archie kept trying to blow up the terlet ;)
Why didn't Archie just call a plumber?
Mikado 08-08-2007, 09:54 PM Cause the plumber was a lousy kisser!
What job did Archie do at "The loading dock"?
He made sure the sailors weren't loaded before they went dock-side.
When the company needed to lay someone off, who did Archie recommend?
Mikado 08-09-2007, 05:58 PM Mayor Koch
What was the name of the social club that Archie and Barney belonged to?
The NAACP - Queens Branch
Where did they have their meetings?
camdog 08-09-2007, 06:38 PM Disneyland.
How did Archie end up with the KKK?
Mikado 08-09-2007, 07:55 PM it was a mistake, he thought the 3 Ks stood for K-Mart
Where did Archie get the term "Meathead"?
Thats what his first wife Maude called him when she was mad.
What waitress did Archie fall for?
Mikado 08-10-2007, 05:50 PM Flo ( Kiss mah grits, Archie!)
Did Archie ever take her to a motel?
Already Gone 08-10-2007, 06:27 PM No, they just sit in the park and share quotes from their souls. ;)
How long did the relationship last?
31 years and then they went to seperate nursing homes which ended the relationship.
Where did Edith volunteer to help?
Already Gone 08-10-2007, 06:41 PM Jackson Heights Clown College.
What did she do there?
Mikado 08-10-2007, 07:15 PM refilled seltzer bottles and mended the big shoes
Who was the "big clown" at the loading dock where Archie worked?
Already Gone 08-10-2007, 07:47 PM Bozo.
Why was he working there?
Mikado 08-10-2007, 08:36 PM He was trying to forget his break-up with Ronald McDonald!
Edith was "Dingbat", Mike was "Meathead", Gloria was "Little Goil".....what was Archie?
Already Gone 08-10-2007, 09:11 PM Sourpuss
Why did Edith's niece Stephanie live with her and Archie?
Dr. Thong 08-10-2007, 09:37 PM Because Archie and Edith had a happening hippie crash pad with the best drugs.
Why did Mike and Gloria leave for California??
Mikado 08-10-2007, 11:38 PM They were tired of all the warm winters, happy, polite people and low rise buildings of NY city..and wanted a change
What did Archie think of people on welfare?
Dr. Thong 08-11-2007, 10:46 AM He thought they deserved the Presidential Medal Of Honor.
Why did Edith take a job at the Sunshine Home??
camdog 08-11-2007, 11:31 AM Her father was in the sunshine home.
Why didn't edith get a loan from the bank?
-STEFFY- 08-11-2007, 01:17 PM Edith didn't get a loan from the bank because she refused to submit to the bank manager's sexual advances.
Why did Archie object to his niece dating Lionel?
Mikado 08-11-2007, 05:53 PM Cause he felt Lionel was much too good, for a loser like his niece
Why wasnt Archie against the idea of Shirley Temple dancing with BoJangles Robinson, however?
Since Shirley was BoJangles's daughter, he figured it was ok.
Who was Archie's boss when he drove the cab?
Mikado 08-11-2007, 06:26 PM Henry Jefferson
Good answer on the last one, btw :) :thumbsup:
What was so special about Archie's chair?
It was designed after "Old Sparky" the electric chair.
How did Gloria & Mike first meet?
Mikado 08-11-2007, 07:04 PM They met at a Republican fund-raiser for Nixon
What did Mike think of Richard Nixon as a president?
Dr. Thong 08-11-2007, 08:29 PM That he was the greatest president of all-time.
Why did the Jeffersons move out of Archie's neighborhood?
Mikado 08-11-2007, 08:58 PM They needed a larger place, but, they really felt TERRIBLE about leaving such wonderful people as Archie and Barney
What did Archie do to Barneys dog?
OH Nuts! 08-12-2007, 12:50 AM Gave him a big fat kiss--cause he liked him.
Who does Barney's dog always growl at?
Mikado 08-12-2007, 01:57 AM Gloria...dogs can sense pure EVIL
Why was Mike so attracted to Gloria in the black wig?
Dr. Thong 08-12-2007, 12:22 PM Because she looked attractive for a change.
Where was Stretch Cunningham buried?
He was buried in Grants Tomb.
Who's car blew up outside Archie's house?
camdog 08-12-2007, 05:38 PM Sammy Davis Jrs. lol.
How did Archie own Kelsey's bar?
He won it in an arm wrestling contest with Kelsey's wife.
What was wrong with the old fellow that always set at the end of the bar?
Mikado 08-12-2007, 06:59 PM He was welded to the barstool
In the first season, Gloria's hair looked completely different.....in what way?
Dr. Thong 08-12-2007, 07:05 PM She wore a mohawk.
What was Archie's most secret desire?
Corolla 08-12-2007, 07:20 PM Archie's most secret desire is to become the prime minster of Iraq.
Who married Archie?
Louise Jefferson
How many children did the Bunkers have?
Corolla 08-12-2007, 07:30 PM Twenty three.
How many seasons did the show run for?
Only 1
Why didn't Mike work while living with Archie?
Already Gone 08-12-2007, 08:48 PM He inherited a fortune from his Uncle Casimer.
How did Uncle Casimer die?
He drowned in a bottle of Poland Springs water.
Who fixed the lock on the Bunker's cellar door?
Mikado 08-12-2007, 09:01 PM Barney's Dog
Why did Barney's Wife Blanche, leave him?
She couldn't stand all those dogs he kept bringing home, Blanche is not an animal lover.
Why didn't Archie like Blanche?
Mikado 08-12-2007, 09:45 PM She wouldnt "put out" for him, back in high school
What was Archie's reaction to finding out that he wasnt Edith's "first" ?
OH Nuts! 08-13-2007, 01:34 AM He went out with the boys.
What was Frank Lorenzo really good at doing?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 03:04 AM He liked to build scale models of the Empire State building out of marshmallows
What was Franks "specialty" , in the kitchen?
Corolla 08-13-2007, 08:20 AM Cooking up potions to secretly destroy the world forever.
What did Archie do all day?
Already Gone 08-13-2007, 09:58 AM He worked on building a device to save the world from Frank Lorenzo.
What was the device called?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 02:22 PM In the spirit of "fight fire with fire", Archie built "Frankenfrank", a giant robotic Frank Lorenzo
What did Archie call the African-American who worked with him, over at the loading docks?
Already Gone 08-13-2007, 02:55 PM He called him Plaid Paulie because he always wore plaid shirts.
Who else did Archie have a nickname for, down at the loading dock?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 03:22 PM Nobody, Archie wasnt really the type to "label" people
Where did the Bunkers live?
-STEFFY- 08-13-2007, 03:43 PM The Bunkers lived in Bangor, Maine.
Who was Edith's cousin Maude's favorite U.S. President that Archie made fun of?
Already Gone 08-13-2007, 04:25 PM Dwight Eisenhower
What was Archie's nickname for him?
Mopey Dopey Dwight
Who had the worse singing voice on the show?
-STEFFY- 08-13-2007, 04:33 PM Archie nick named him Tricky Dicky.
What is the name of the actor who had a TV special on about air polution? Mike and Gloria wanted to watch the TV special, but Archie didn't.
Mikado 08-13-2007, 04:52 PM Who had the worse singing voice on the show?
Gloria, they called her the "Miss Miller" of Queens
What is the name of the actor who had a TV special on about air polution? Mike and Gloria wanted to watch the TV special, but Archie didn't.
Charlton Heston, we all know what an annoying Liberal "tree-hugger" HE is!
Why did the insurance company decide NOT to pay for the fire and water dammage in the Bunker household?
Because Archie never paid a dime on that policy, making it null & void.
Where did Edith go to try to get money for a new tv?
camdog 08-13-2007, 05:25 PM the jeffersons.
what is the the baby's name Gloria and Mike had season 6-9?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 05:34 PM Archie Bunker Stivic.......After the man Mike most admired, in the World
What was so different about the doll based on the Stivic's baby, that was sold in real stores, in the late 70s?
Dr. Thong 08-13-2007, 05:58 PM It was a transformer.
What was the real reason Mike married Gloria?
camdog 08-13-2007, 07:39 PM he wanted cover his homosexuality.
why did mike give his $275 to George Mcgovern?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 07:48 PM Mike bought his used campaign bus, after the election
What did Mike call Edith?
Foxy Lady
Who was Sybil Ghouley?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 08:17 PM The lady George Jefferson was cheating on "Weezy" with
Where did Edith work part-time, before she was fired?
Hooters lol!
Why didn't Archie want Edith to work?
OH Nuts! 08-13-2007, 08:23 PM So she could explore her true vocation as a singer
What was Archie's nickname for Gloria?
Already Gone 08-13-2007, 08:51 PM Little Wench
Where was Archie stationed during World War II?
Mikado 08-13-2007, 09:04 PM At Wal*Mart, fighting high prices! :p
Where was Archie injured, during what he called "The big one"?
OH Nuts! 08-13-2007, 11:52 PM In his personality; and he's never been the same since.
What was the fruit Edith wasn't allowed to mention after denting Father Majeski's car?
Mikado 08-14-2007, 12:57 AM Hot Dogs
In what way was Beverly LaSalle different from other women? :rolleyes:
OH Nuts! 08-14-2007, 02:18 AM She looked at life from "both sides now"
What did Archie say to Edith when he wanted her to be quiet
Already Gone 08-14-2007, 08:02 AM He would say "Edith Dear, Could we please not talk right now? I'd just like some peace and quiet."
How did Archie meet Beverly LaSalle?
camdog 08-14-2007, 11:48 AM In Kelsey's bar.
Who saved Beverly's life?
Mikado 08-14-2007, 02:49 PM Popeye the Sailor Man
What did Beverly do for a living?
She was a bouncer at Kelsey's bar.
Who was that German woman that looked so much like Edith?
camdog 08-14-2007, 03:56 PM Gloria she changed her image.
Why did Archie say he was 49 instead of 50?
OH Nuts! 08-14-2007, 09:22 PM He forgot to carrry the one
What deep dark secret did "Stretch" Cunningham keep from Archie?
Mikado 08-14-2007, 10:36 PM He was the evil guy that sold the Brooklyn Dodgers to Los Angeles!
Why was that woman stranded in the elevator with Archie in so much pain?
OH Nuts! 08-14-2007, 11:45 PM Because Archie was spouting proctological musings; the graphic language was too much for her to bear.
Why did Edith slap Archie?
Mikado 08-15-2007, 08:16 AM Cause she missed him when she threw the ashtray
What department of the store did Gloria work in?
Already Gone 08-15-2007, 09:03 AM Guns 'n' Garters
Who were some of Gloria's favorite customers?
Mikado 08-15-2007, 09:25 AM the ones who tipped her in Green Stamps
Where did Edith meet "old man Quigley"?
Already Gone 08-15-2007, 10:01 AM At Victoria's Secrets in the mall.
What was he doing there?
Mikado 08-15-2007, 10:25 AM He was one of the lingerie models
What politician interupted Archies appearance on TV?
camdog 08-15-2007, 10:40 AM President George W. Bush.
Why did he interrupt Archie?
To say he was resigning as President because of the scandal with Joan Rivers.
Where did Stepanie come from?
-STEFFY- 08-15-2007, 05:20 PM Stephanie was delivered by a mysterious stork to The Bunker's doorstep.
How come Archie nearly hurled when he tasted the soup that Frank Lorenzo made for their dinner?
Because he found out Frank used his dirty sock to strain the soup.
What type of food was Frank's speciality?
Mikado 08-15-2007, 06:11 PM Little Friskies Cat food
Why did Archie blow up when he saw the statue that Irene had given to Gloria?
OH Nuts! 08-15-2007, 09:54 PM Because he was jealous Irene didn't get one for him too
What did Irene's sister do for a living?
camdog 08-15-2007, 10:41 PM She's a female stripper.
Why did she do that for a living?
OH Nuts! 08-15-2007, 11:57 PM Because she wanted to prepare for her trips to the airport
Where does Edith sing Moon River?
Already Gone 08-16-2007, 08:53 AM In the basement, the acoustics are great down there.
What other songs does she sing?
Mikado 08-16-2007, 09:11 AM Be Boppa Lu-la and Hound Dog
Why did Henry Jefferson keep coming over to the Bunker house instead of his brother George?
camdog 08-16-2007, 10:16 AM George was busy working at his buisness.
What buisness does he own?
He worked at Central Perk Cafe
What game did Mike want to play and then got mad because everyone was ganging up on him?
Mikado 08-16-2007, 04:57 PM They were playing "Naughty Schoolgirl, and the Dean"
What did Archie try to replace Glorias "kiss" statue with?
The statue of liberty, and boy was it hard getting it in the cab.
Why was Mildred Turner nick-named Boom Boom?
Mikado 08-16-2007, 06:52 PM She was once an artillery officer in Vietnam
What exactly is the definition of the word "STIFLE"?
-STEFFY- 08-16-2007, 07:26 PM Archie says that "STIFLE" means to stick cotton balls in his ears so he doesn't have to hear Edith's horrible singing.
What was the name of Gloria's cat from when she was a little girl? That cat hated Archie's guts.
Mikey
What kind of food made Gloria's neck supposedly swell up?
Mikado 08-16-2007, 09:23 PM a self-inflating rubber raft
What was the name of the song that Edith wrote?
OH Nuts! 08-16-2007, 10:15 PM Supercalafragilisticexpialastifle
What was the name of the Jefferson's dog?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 01:33 AM Honkey
What was George Jefferson trying to sell, when he offered Mike and Gloria "Carpets and drapes"?
OH Nuts! 08-17-2007, 01:51 AM Enough material to cover Archie, so he would stop scaring the dogs in the neighborhood.
Where does Archie work?
IGNTBone 08-17-2007, 02:12 AM At Fergeson's Market, in charge of "denting" cans with ball peen hammers.
Why did Archie walk out onto the ledge of an employment office building?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 02:35 AM Cause hed always wanted to pee on NY
Why did Archies club get in trouble with the city?
OH Nuts! 08-17-2007, 09:25 AM Because he wouldn't let Mayor Lindsay do a strip tease.
If the pipes beneath your sink started to get a little drip, which one of Edith's friends would be the one to fix it?
camdog 08-17-2007, 03:16 PM Frank Lorenzo.
why?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 04:30 PM Cause Frank is sooooo good with tools, unfortunately, he cant cook
Archie once owned a LaSalle which he lost gambling...what was a LaSalle, and what company made it?
OH Nuts! 08-17-2007, 04:35 PM A vintage washing machine, and it was made by Hotpoint.
What second job does Archie do part-time, that involves him working at night?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 04:47 PM Well, i cant say it out loud but, he wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings and hangs out at street corners under a lampost
What song did Archie used to sing in Edith's ear when they were dating?
camdog 08-17-2007, 04:55 PM oh Mcdonald he could of had a singing career.
why didn't he?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 05:51 PM it would have kneecapped his real career as Democratic house leader under JFK
What was Archies opinion on the Vietnam war?
Dr. Thong 08-17-2007, 07:04 PM It was an okay war, but his was a much better war.
What was Archie's favorite drink??
Mikado 08-17-2007, 07:13 PM A Shirley Temple with a Mickey Rooney chaser
What did the Bunkers find painted on their door one day?
A big L, Laverne was in town for a visit.
Why didn't Mike want Gloria to hang around when his college friend came over?
IGNTBone 08-17-2007, 08:48 PM His college buddies always ended up wanting to "swing" with the Stivics, once they met her.
What is The Sunshine Home?
OH Nuts! 08-17-2007, 09:07 PM The pad where Gloria and Mike's hippie friends crashed.
Where did Gloria work?
Mikado 08-17-2007, 09:36 PM Kelsey's massage parlour
Why was Edith fired from the Sunshine home?
-STEFFY- 08-17-2007, 09:45 PM Edith was fired from The Sunsine home because she was caught flirting with all of the elderly men.
Who was Archie's partner when he bought Kelsey's bar?
OH Nuts! 08-18-2007, 02:21 PM Irene Lorenzo--so he could keep the plumbing and electrician bills down.
What does Mr. Munson drive?
-STEFFY- 08-18-2007, 03:08 PM Mr. Munson drives a school bus.
When Archie accidentally hit Barney Heffner's dog Rusty with his cab, what did Mike feed the dog to make him feel better?
Mikado 08-18-2007, 03:20 PM hash laced brownies
what black celebrity left his briefcase in the cab, one night?
OH Nuts! 08-18-2007, 04:27 PM Stokley Carmichael
When Frank Lorenzo prepared this dish, he said it was supposed to weep. What was it?
Already Gone 08-18-2007, 04:32 PM Burnt Pot Roast
What was the occasion for Frank preparing this meal?
Mikado 08-18-2007, 05:17 PM He was celebrating, because Irene was finally leaving him
Whatever happened to the Lorenzos? (They never addressed that on the show)
-STEFFY- 08-18-2007, 07:20 PM The Lorenzos won the New York State Lottery and went on a two year world cruise. They never returned to Queens.
After Edith died, who tried to legally take Stephanie away from Archie?
Mikado 08-18-2007, 07:42 PM The toy company that built her in the first place
How did Steph wind up living with the Bunkers?
OH Nuts! 08-19-2007, 12:11 AM As recently mentioned Stephanie was a toy. So every day Edith "wound her up" with the key attached to Stephanie's back, which was cleverly disguised by the cameras.
When Murray's mother died, what was she doing at the time?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 02:18 AM Eating Rice Krispies....had an addiction to Snapping, Crackling and Popping
What did Archie's Father use to hit him with, to punish him, when he was a kid?
OH Nuts! 08-19-2007, 06:39 AM An extremely heavy feather duster. He often hit Archie in the head with this and the dust particles entered his brain. This helps eexplain Archie's trenchant and engaging wit.
Where does Stephanie's father live?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 02:15 PM In the bell tower at Notre-Dame, with only the gargoiles to talk to
Why did the the gang at Archies club invite Elmo from the loading dock to join them?
Already Gone 08-19-2007, 03:29 PM He was a mighty fine storyteller and they wanted entertainment.
What kinds of stories was he famous for telling?
camdog 08-19-2007, 04:14 PM Ghost stories
What kind?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 06:27 PM Stories featuring Casper
Who were the Kings of Queens?
Archies Belly Dancing buddies
What did Archie wear when he went out to meet the Kings Of Queens?
Already Gone 08-19-2007, 08:17 PM A black leather slacks, platform shoes and a red sequined top.
Where did he get such an...interesting outfit?
From Louise Jefferson of course, she has such a great outfits.
What unusual meat did Gloria use when she made dinner?
-STEFFY- 08-19-2007, 09:32 PM Gloria made ostrich burgers for the family dinner.
What did Mike and Gloria name their baby boy?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 09:33 PM It used to be called "Frank Lorenzo"
( Dont be offended,plz, this is just for fun )
What did the statue Archie gave Gloria have, where her belly should have been?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 09:34 PM What did Mike and Gloria name their baby boy?
Elisabeth Johanne Stivic
What did the statue Archie gave Gloria have, where her belly should have been?
OH Nuts! 08-19-2007, 10:28 PM A hickey
After she says the words "Glow Worm in the Fifth" what does Edith do to Archie?
Mikado 08-19-2007, 11:02 PM Grabs his racing form, cause Edith is a problem gambler
What did Gloria's Girl friend Robin refuse to do, no matter what?
OH Nuts! 08-20-2007, 12:31 AM french-kiss Archie
What did Archie's friend Steve do for a living?
Mikado 08-20-2007, 04:44 AM Pornographer....he came over to offer Gloria a job
How Did Archie use "Beverly LaSalle" to FINALLY get back at his buddy Pinky, after years of Pinkys practical jokes?
OH Nuts! 08-20-2007, 07:37 AM He borrowed Bev's aqua Bob Makie gown so he could show up Pink's signature tafetta dress at the men's club drag ball.
Before playing Frank Lorenzo, who did Vincent Gardenia play in an earlier episode on AITF?
Already Gone 08-20-2007, 08:51 AM Mayor McCheese in a bad dream.
Who was having this bad dream.
camdog 08-20-2007, 03:03 PM Lionel Jefferson
How did Archie react when Sammy Davis Jr. gave him a kiss on the cheek?
He fainted like a girl.
Why did Sammy Davis Jr. come over to Archie's house in the first place?
Mikado 08-20-2007, 03:39 PM He'd been seeing Edith "on the sly" , for many many years
Why did it upset Archie to see his niece dancing with Lionel?
-STEFFY- 08-20-2007, 03:42 PM Archie didn't like his niece dancing with Lionel Jefferson because Lionel is Jewish. Archie saw him sporting a yarmulke on his head in a picture with the niece.
Why did Lionel end up spending a few nights at the Bunker home?
He was trying to get Archie to adopt him by showing what a great house guest he made.
Where did Lionel end up sleeping in the house?
Mikado 08-20-2007, 03:59 PM in Mike and Glorias bed.........Gloria got SO jealous!
How many famous people did Archie get in the cab over the years? ( name a few of them )
-STEFFY- 08-20-2007, 04:06 PM How many famous people did Archie get in the cab over the years? ( name a few of them )
Famous people who rode in Archie's cab: Mick Jagger, Walter Cronkite, Richard Nixon, Mickey Mantle, and Frank Sinatra.
How come Archie didn't want Edith going to church with Irene Lorenzo?
Mikado 08-20-2007, 05:25 PM Cause it made him look bad in front of his Satan-worshiping buddies
Speaking of churches, what did Archie always mistakenly call Reverend Felcher?
Rev. Big Belcher
Why was Archie considering selling their house?
OH Nuts! 08-20-2007, 09:40 PM Because he wanted to move next door to Maude.
Who was Felicia?
camdog 08-20-2007, 11:23 PM Archies unknown daughter.
How old did Archie turn in "Archie feels left out"?
OH Nuts! 08-20-2007, 11:29 PM 68.75 years
What song can Edith be heard singing from the "terlet"?
Already Gone 08-21-2007, 08:55 AM I'm The Leader of The Gang (I am) by Gary Glitter.
How often did she sing this song?
camdog 08-21-2007, 11:43 AM every episode
What did sickness did Edith have on the very last episode?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 01:57 PM The Rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu
Danielle Brisebois ( who played Stephy ) was discovered by Caroll O'Connor acting in a musical based on what famous comic strip?
-STEFFY- 08-21-2007, 03:15 PM Danielle Brisebois ( who played Stephy ) was discovered by Caroll O'Connor acting in a musical based on what famous comic strip?
It was an "Archie" comic. Veronica reminded him of Stephanie.
What kind of necklace did Archie give to Stephanie as sort of an acceptance thing after she started living with the Bunkers?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 03:27 PM he gave her a "choke collar" that he stole from Barneys dog
What medical procedure did Mike have done, not long after finding out that Gloria was pregnant with Joey?
He had a tummy tuck, he didn't want people to think he was expecting too.
Who did Archie fix Barney up with for a date after Blanche ran off with the furnace man?
camdog 08-21-2007, 05:01 PM Beverly Lasalle lol
Who did Archie finally meet after three seasons that refused to come Henry's farewell party at Archies house?
Henry's wife Aunt Ester, lol!
Who was in that picture with Lionel that Edith was trying to hide from Archie?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 05:24 PM Lionel's "partner" Jeremy
Why did Archies Father hit him with a shovel?
camdog 08-21-2007, 05:44 PM His father didn't like it when Archie made fun of people different from him. Archie's father is the exact opposite of Archie.
How did Archie and Mike both get locked in the bar?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 06:05 PM Kelsey gave Archie the wrong key when he sold him the place
Why did Kelsey decide to retire in the first place?
After Kelsey's run-in with Frank the Boozer, the mafia insisted he retire from his job as barkeeper.
Who ended up in bed together when the Hefner's and Bunker's went to the country for the weekend?
Dr. Thong 08-21-2007, 06:54 PM Archie and Barney.:eek: :eek:
Why did Gloria return from California without Mike?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 07:09 PM Mike was off on the road, in his new job, playing football with the LA Rams
What new job did the newly-divorced Gloria get, in her short-lived spin-off show....and what was it called?
She got a part-time job as the Dean of Berkley. And the name of her show was "Life Without Meathead".
Who else was on this new show?
OH Nuts! 08-21-2007, 09:46 PM Maude,Henry Jefferson and Sybil Gouley
When Archie tries to bribe the tax auditor, what happens?
Already Gone 08-21-2007, 09:58 PM The Auditor accuses Archie of being "cheeky" and takes him up on his offer.
What was the offer?
Mikado 08-21-2007, 09:58 PM Which Q were you answering Rich? @_@~~!!!
Who else was on this new show?
Liberace played Berkey's hyper-macho gym coach Arnie Buckleheimer, John Candy played the student-body president "Corky" Mushrooms and Gina Davis played Mary-Jane Pottsbucket, a student with a crush on Gloria
When Archie tries to bribe the tax auditor, what happens?
He takes the money and buys himself a speedboat
What job did Archie help Irene get on the loading dock?
camdog 08-21-2007, 11:52 PM She didn't so she had to settle helping edith working in the sunshine ho
Who was the new house guest in the opening of season 9?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 12:11 AM Archies new "friend" David Dukes
What happened to the fridge when Archie tried to fix the loose contact?
OH Nuts! 08-22-2007, 01:30 AM It blows a gasket
What does Lionel really think about Archie?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 01:49 AM Well, he didnt care for Archie all that much, until Louise finally told him who his REAL father was! :eek:
Where were Mikes parents?
Already Gone 08-22-2007, 08:29 AM They were vacationing on Pluto
How did they meet?
camdog 08-22-2007, 01:44 PM They met eachother at a polish strip club.
Why did Archie say to Mike that Poland is the greatest country in the world?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 02:46 PM he was being totally sincere , and planned to move there , someday
What did Archie think of the Pope and Catholic church?
Already Gone 08-22-2007, 04:44 PM He thought they were the greatest thing since sliced bread.
How did Archie feel about other religions?
He really liked going to temple but he liked any religon where they took up contributions.
Who came to take care of the family when they got really sick?
-STEFFY- 08-22-2007, 05:03 PM Edith's deadbeat cousin Floyd attempted to take care of the family, but he got too drunk.
Why was Gloria so upset that Mike liked the wig that she bought?
Dr. Thong 08-22-2007, 05:30 PM Because he wanted to wear it...along with one of her dresses.
What was Lionel Jefferson's middle name?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 07:02 PM Isabelle
How did Archie react to Edith going through the "change"?
He loved it, those "Hot Flashes" kept the house warm in the winter.
What magazine did Edith like to quote from?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 07:33 PM Popular Mechanics
Who got the highest score on the "death" test that Edith got out of a magazine?
Barney Hefner's dog got the highest score.
Why didn't Archie want to apply for unemployment benefits?
Mikado 08-22-2007, 08:02 PM He didnt think it was fair to drain funds that would have served the Welfare system better!
Archie's "old LaSalle ran great".......what was a LaSalle?
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