"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How could you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "What does icky mean?"

Ed: "I don't know. Why?"

Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."

Ed: "Must mean fat."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You are taking that set over my dead body."

Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

Ed: "The door is busted."

Alice: "It's a dutch door."

Ed: "Boy, those dutch people must be very short."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can get so unconscious so fast."

Ralph: "He has go a pretty good head start."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "Alice it was pretty lonely here without you."

Trixie: "Oh Ed, why can't you talk to me like that?"

Ed: "I would if you only go away every once in a while."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph thinks that he found his social security number.)

Ralph: "56-68-73."

Alice: "Those are the measurements for that new suit you bought."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph: "'Ralph, I want the ice box painted.' 'I want a curtain for the bedroom window.' Why do we need a curtain for the bedroom window? All you see is a brick wall. You are not married to Nelson Rockefeller."

Alice: "I got news for you Ralph. You are not married to Happy either."

"Two For The Money":

Ed: "This is the first night this week that I was able to gout out and have some fun."

Trixie: "Big deal. It's Monday."