Mel's chili (Alice)
Thelma's oatmeal (Good Times)
Yemana's coffee (Barney Miller)
Mrs. Bakerman's apricot punch (Bob Newhart Show)

Any more examples??

Thelma's Oatmeal

Lisa's hotscakes & coffee
Granny's hog jowls & possum innards
Andy Taylor's scrambled eggs & toast

Lisa Hotcake's

Anything that Granny made has to top the list! puke:

EllyMae's buscuits or anything else she cooked, they used to hide her food & bury it. lol!

How about Roseanne's loose meat sandwich? Every time I looked at them scooping up that meat, it grossed me out.

According to Abner, Gladys' cooking was pretty rotten, too. I think he mentioned her horrible way of cooking eggs. :lol: (Bewitched)

According to Stanley Roper, the stuff Helen feeds him isn't fit for a dog. LOL!
Anything Lilly Munster cooked Iguana, Vulture etc.
Anything Lurch served, Yack etc.
Endora's gourmet humming bird wings, eye of newt etc.

Debra on ELR sucked at cooking. The only things she cooked that were actually good were lemon chicken and broisole or however you spell it.

Home Improvement's Jill was also supposed to be a rotten cook.

Once when Jeannie tried to cook without her powers, it turned out to be a disaster.

I do not remermber when Jeannie tryed to kick with out Powers

Mrs. Kotter's tuna casserole - Welcome Back, Kotter

Lisa's hotcakes... ug.

Boss Hogg's obsession with raw liver... *Shuder*

Ginger's Fishpie... so it wasn't a returning meal, but it explains itself.

Ralph`s Delicious Mystery Appetizer didn't turn out too well! (The Honeymooners)

Mrs. Kotter's tuna casserole - Welcome Back, Kotter

Ahhhh...Julie's WORLD FAMOUS tuna casserole!!! puke: :lol:

When Rachel in Friends make the dessert using beef and aubergines :rotfl:

Whenever Rose Nylund tried cooking and she used Pickled Herring and Sardines and stuff. It was obviously supposed be gross.

Aunt Bee's pickles

Webster:

Anything that Katherine Calder-Young Pappadopolis cooked!

She couldn't cook anything worth a lick! :lol:

Whenever her stuff failed, they always ordered out to eat!


Married with Children:

some of the stuff Peg cooks when she wants to actually cook. When she made salad, Marcy found a cigarette butt in her salad! :lol:

No wonder Peg doesn't like cooking!

Whenever Rose Nylund tried cooking and she used Pickled Herring and Sardines and stuff. It was obviously supposed be gross.

My stomach is turning just thinking about it. puke:

M*A*S*H- Any meal served in the mess tent (with the exception of private Conway's gourmet meals from season eight's "Too Many Cooks"). :lol:

Oh gosh, how could I have forgotten M*A*S*H? This whole conversation is making me want to reach for the Pepto Bismol. :eek: :crazy: :lol:

Ralph Malph's gravy that looked like meatloaf, and his green sauerkraut. And he cooks corn flakes.

Lovita's Veal Cobbler

My stomach is turning just thinking about it. puke:

Remember the one time she made those things that tasted good but the girls had to hold their noses shut because they smelled so gross?

Officer Bill Gannon from Dragnet 1967 could come up with some really stomach-turning recipes. :lol:

Bill's Garlic Nut-Butter Sandwich

1. Take two slices of pumpernickel bread.
2. Spread one with your preferred variety of peanut butter.
3. Spread one with cream cheese.
4. Crush garlic cloves over the cream cheese side, allowing juice to drip into cream cheese (to taste).
5. Join slices into sandwich form, cut into quarters and enjoy!



Bill's Secret Barbecue Sauce
Bill says "Use it on lamb and you'll never know it's lamb!"

Ingredients:

1 qt. ketchup
1 can red pepper
1 can hot mustard
1 qt. vinegar
1 lb. peeled red peppers, freshly chopped
1 small jar of oregano
4-5 cloves of garlic
1. Mix ingredients in a large, chilled bowl using an electric mixer.
2. Add 5 chopped Bermuda onions.
(Now here comes the secret part...)
3. Add one quart vanilla ice cream and mix again.

Bill also came up with the following sandwich concoction that would've made Dagwood Bumstead jealous. :D

Corned beef
imported swiss
lettuce
Russian dressing
cole slaw
kosher pickle
slice of tomato
mayo
peanut butter
horseradish
a little hot mustard

Remember the one time she made those things that tasted good but the girls had to hold their noses shut because they smelled so gross?

Oh, yeah. Too funny. :eek: :crazy: :lol:

I was just watching an ep of Roseanne and Darlene made spagetti with thousand island dressing on it!!

^ Now THAT is disgusting. puke: