There's no escaping them...:lol:

I was engaged to Gopher Smith (Carol)

Rose and Sophia Don't Live Here

Happy Hour (Mrs. Naugutuck and Walter)

There's No Practice Like Malpractice (Arthur)

Battle of The Week (Maude and Walter)

Kicking & Screaming

Perpetual PMS

I Call My Mom Maude (Carol)

Why Don't We All Shut Up?

Who's Gary Coleman!? (Arthur)

Comfy Caftans

My Son Grew Up to be Oswald!! (Carol)

Peaceful Easy Feeling...You Won't Find It Here!

Holy Headlock (Maude & Walter)

Archie Go Home (Maude)

Big Mouth Woman On A Subway Train (Victoria and Maude)

The World According To Arthur

Candy is Dandy But Liquor is Quicker (Mrs. Naugutuck)

All My Husbands (Maude)

All My Appliances (Walter)

Say it Loud or Don't Say it at All

The Loud Family

The Great Spinoff Debate (Good Times)

When James Was Still Henry

Whatever Happened to Baby Flo??

You Make Me Want to SHOUT

Shiny Scary People

Half Hour of Horror

And Then There's Dragon Lady

Shutting Up is Hard to Do

If Archie Bunker was a woman

Bizarro Archie

Abused Whipped Husband

One Opinion Matters

Middle aged white lady talkin sh*t to everybody

I Think, Therefore I am Not a Man

Gentlemen Prefer Boxers (starring Walter)

My Son Has Two Faces (starring Carol)

Cavender in Lavender (starring Vivian)

Anything You Can Scream, I Can Scream Better

Battle of the sexless
4 boobs and a dork
My favorite henpecked husband
My big fat 5th wedding
My big fat loudmouth wife
I swear to Maude!
Maude'll get you for that!

I'm a MAN, baby
;)

Causing A Commotion (Maude and Walter)

Notorious (Maude)

Welcome To The Jungle

Wild Wild Westchester County

Tea for Tuckahoe

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican (starring Maude)

Shop Around...But Don't Forget Your Wallet (Maude)

Don't Let Em In (Maude...Republicans)

We're So Sorry...Poor Albert

Hattie In The Sky with Vivian's Broach

Got To Get You Outta My Life (Maude, Arthur)

I'm Your Maytag Man (Walter)

Just You and I...and Carol and Phillip (Walter)

Cotton Candy sweet as gold, let me see that Esther Rolle(Florida)
There's no place like Harlem...uh, I mean Chicago.(Florida)
Vivian meets Blanche (Vivian)
Juvenile Delinquent(Phillip)
Who wears the Pants in this family? (Maude and/or Walter)
Man about the house (Maude or Walter)
Arnold and Willis live over in Harlem with the Evans Family (Arthur)
My boyfriend's an undercover purser as sea (Carol)
My boyfriend's an undercover senator (Carol)
Whatyoo talkin' about, Maude? (Arthur)
It been a hardware's night and I've been working like a dog. (Walter)

Maude Kisses A Republican

Maudie's Laryngitis

Florida Goes West For The Winter

God Will Bet You For That (a.k.a. Maude's Day At The Races)

Edith and Maude's Slumber Party

Archie's Binding Meal

Shut Up Walter!!

Frequent Bride (Maude)

Love is Lovelier the Fifth Time Around

Dorks Anonymous (Walter & Arthur)

Primal Screams

Today I Am a Man

Maude Puts the M in PMS!!!

Maudie's McGovern Mania

Florida Goes North For The Winter

Maude and the NAACP Marathon

^ :rofl:

I Gave Up Trying To Tame the Shrew (Walter)

We Don't Plead the Fifth, We Drink the Fifth

OLD YELLERS!

Golden Girl in training
Not yet, J.J.
Tuckahoe Heifer
Mauderose Place
Maude Flanders...not!
The Fresh Mouth of Tuckahoe
Biggie Smaudes
Florida's stomping ground
Maudezilla
Archie Bunker's worst nightmate
No St. Olaf here.
My Maudeshake brings all the Walter's to the yard.
Shut Up, Phillip!
Phillip is not dumb!

Battle of the sexless
4 boobs and a dork
My favorite henpecked husband
My big fat 5th wedding
My big fat loudmouth wife
I swear to Maude!
Maude'll get you for that!

Battle of the sexless
4 boobs and a dork
My favorite henpecked husband
My big fat 5th wedding
My big fat loudmouth wife
I swear to Maude!
Maude'll get you for that!

Maude'll get you for that![/QUOTE]

Ah, I always hoped someone would actually say that in an episode! LOL

Maude: She Da Man (sorry, I couldn't resist!! :lol:)

DY-NO-MAUDE!
Fresh Princess of Tuckahoe

^ :clap :rofl: :brent CLASSIC.

Maude, the Terror of Tuckahoe

Ain't No Good Times Here (Florida)

Tuckahoe 90210

Maude, the Terror of Tuckahoe

Ain't No Good Times Here (Florida)

Tuckahoe 90210

You brought it back to life!!! LOLOL.

"My pantsuit brings all the congressmen to the yard".
"Picture it, Tuckahoe".
I might have done this one in the past:
"From fireman to foreman"
"Tyler Perry's Why did I get Maude?"
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Dr. Harmon?"

Feminist Fatale

"Picture it, Tuckahoe".

Actually, it should be "Picture it: Tuckahoe, 1972". Otherwise, PERFECT. :cool:

"Hey, little Walter. God's gonna trouble you Walter". (Spin from the old negro spiritual and from Maude's "remark" to Walter.)

"Maid in Tuckahoe".
"I went to Chicago and all I got was this lousy job demotion". (Henry-James)
"Before the cheesecake era."
"The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!"

"I went to Chicago and all I got was this lousy job demotion". (Henry-James)
"Before the cheesecake era."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maudie's Baudy Naughty Naugamaid

My Maid's Randier Than Yours Is, My Maid's Randier Than Yours

Maudie And The EST Pest

I'm Liberal And You're Not

Maude & Walter & Arthur & Vivian

I Kissed My Spouse's Best Friend and I Liked It (see above)

Carol and the Gopher

Walter Meets W*A*L*T*E*R (starring Bill Macy and Gary "Radar" Burghoff)

Flying Silverware and Broken Dishes

Big mouth woman on the subway train
Affirmative Action...or die
Phillip is STILL not dumb
Mr. Butterfield is a philandering, hypocritical ho!
Who the freak is Stanley Zbornak?
Fourth time's the charm
My cousin's husband is a baboon

We Miss Florida

Caftan Queen

Lock Up the Liquor Cabinet and Throw Away the Key!

Findlay's Not-So-Friendly House

Arthur and Vivian's Excellent Akron Adventure

From Fireman to Foreman
Chicago is where I'd rather stay
Please do not feed the anima-...er, uh, the Findlays!
The Findlay Dimension
Little House on the tuckahoe block
Va va va voom (Carol)
The British are coming! (Mrs. Naughatuck)
I swear, therefore I am (Phillip)
Attack of the Lockness Maudester
Maudezilla

The Maude that Roared

Maude-thra

Pre Maude Syndrome

The Wicked Witch of Tuckahoe

Tales From the Quack aka The Dr. Arthur Harmon Story

Witchy Woman

:lol:

I Danced with Wayne and I like it - Maude and John Wayne.

Marching to Astoria with a Topless, Red-headed Guitar Player - Maude Pilot

Ch..Ch..Ch..Changes - Philip (Kraig Metzinger replacing Brian Morrison)