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catlover79
07-21-2007, 01:19 AM
It's Not Easy Bein' Sane (starring Andy)

I Married Helen Crump the Grump (starring Andy)

Paw Prints (starring Andy & Opie)

Opie the Oscar Winner

Pimp My Cell (starring Otis Campbell)

Boy, Did They go Downhill Without Me (starring Barney)

Not-So-Identical Cousins (starring Andy & Barney)

Aunt Bee in Your Bonnet

Ellie WHO (!?) & Thelma Lou

Gomer, Goober & Griffith

Who's Matlock!?

We Have a Warren for Your Arrest

Mayberry: Where Every Hour is Happy Hour (starring Otis)

Zoneboy
07-21-2007, 01:45 AM
Fast Gun Fife

One Bullet Barney

Mugshots and Slingshots

In Case of Emergency, Call Sara

Rock this Town (Starring Ernest T. Bass)

catlover79
07-21-2007, 01:49 AM
Barney: How I Went From Wimpy Deputy to a Badly-Dressed Landlord in California

Fife + Furley = Funny!!

Opie Becomes Richie

How I Survived the Blob (starring Helen Crump)

Honey (Aunt) Bee

Bee-lightful

It's Not Easy Bein' Bee

I Need An Intervention!! (starring Otis Campbell)

Grits'n'Jowls
07-22-2007, 07:04 PM
It's Not A Whim If You Put On Clean Underwear
Just Had To Have an Apple
Don't Wear My Hat, Anj
What Choo Talkin' About, Goober? :gary:

AB
07-22-2007, 11:21 PM
Life In The Slow Lane

Escape From Mayberry Jail

The Fun Girls vs Helen & Thelma Lou

A Darling For Andy (the Darling Family)

catlover79
07-22-2007, 11:24 PM
I'd Rather Be Fishing (starring Andy)

Don't Fool with Fife!!

I Made Berets Famous Decades Before Monica Lewinsky!! (starring Goober)

How to Become a Successful, Oscar-winning Director (hosted by Opie)

Dandy, Handy Andy

The Whistler (reference to theme song)

catlover79
07-23-2007, 07:53 PM
My Name is Otis and I'm an Alcoholic

Inside Otis Campbell's Liver

Campbell is Soup

Fiery, Wiry Fife

Ode to Opie

JAlanRuss72
07-27-2007, 07:58 PM
Stray Bullet

"It's Too Late I Already 10-4'd You" aka Mayberry Unit Number One.

"Barney Goes to the Duck Pond (But WHY?)" by Opie Taylor

"Why Never to Wear Hats or Ties to Work" by Andy Taylor

"Color is Good But Black and White was Better" by Aaron Ruben, 1965 (Warrenbad Publishing).

"Sinking Spells at Lunchtime and How to Avoid Them" By B.P. Fife, 1963.

"No Time For Crumps" aka "The Blonde Girlfriend was Better", 1966. (Also published under the title "What Do You See in Helen?")

"Missing In Action" (aka Thelma Lou After 1965) by Betty Lynn.

"Who Needs A Barber?" aka 'What Happened After Floyd Left Town?'

"Grumpy, Cranky and Beyond" aka "Andy After Season 5"
lol

cinderfella
09-02-2007, 08:20 AM
Upcoming Episodes from "The Andy Griffith Show 2007"

Goober: Wal-Mart Greeter

Mayberry's First Gay Pride Parade

Andy's Colonoscopy

Opie Tries Rogaine

catlover79
10-20-2007, 10:41 PM
Here's Looking At You, Thelma Lou

Whatever Happened To Johnny Paul Jason?

Barney's Bug-Eyed Blues

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (starring the Fun Girls, of course ;))

Andy Taylor, All-American

Me & You & A Girl Named Thelma Lou

Helen, Go Back To Troy!!

Barney's Got A Gun...Couldn't Hit No One

Otis, AA

Otis Campbell & The DT Blues

Hello, Thelma Lou

Better Off Black & White

OH Nuts!
11-12-2007, 02:35 PM
Andy's Temper Tantrum

Barney Joins Mensa

Aunt Bee's Cobbler Turns Out To Be A Wobbler

Barney's Magic Bullet

Howard Joins EST

Crump The Frump

The Mt. Pilot Sing-A-Long

Otis and The Grape Juice Caper

Aunt Bee Burns The Bacon

catlover79
12-26-2007, 06:25 PM
Warren WHO???

Hot Fun Girls in the Summertime

Who's Booking You?

Bee Major

Village Missing Its Idiot (Mayberry after Barney left)

tdr
01-15-2008, 06:01 PM
Aunt Bee Nimble; Aunt Bee Quick

Opie and Johnny Paul Get It On in the Hall

Thelma Lou and Louise Jefferson

Mayberry Union High-- and They Were, Too!

Howard Sprague and His Mama-- An Incestuous Drama

Helen Crump-- a Pioneer in Sex Education Who Didn't Need a Textbook

The Day My Mama Socked-it-TO Mrs. Pendleton and the Mayberry P.T.A.

'Quiet Sam' or 'Old Sam'-- Which Was the Fishiest?

Where did Fife Go After '65?-- to Green Acres to Make Oliver's Speeches Come Alive

Ernest Teeb Ass with an Abundance of Grass

The Cow That Jumped Over Otis' Moon

The Man in a Hurry, Mr. Tucker, Ruffled Aunt Bee's Feathers and Wanted to Pluck Her

catlover79
01-15-2008, 07:04 PM
Isn't It Bee-lightful?

Bee-Lovely

Raggedy Andy

Off to Bewitched for More Booze (starring Otis Campbell)

AB
04-15-2008, 07:49 PM
Ernest T Rocks Mayberry (Ernest T Bass)

Used Cars And A Little Old Lady (Barney's Lemmon of a car)

Locked Up Again (the times Barney & Andy would get locked in the cell)

A Side Trip In A SideCar (Barney's motorcycle)

OH Nuts!
04-16-2008, 11:24 PM
Opie Goes To Milwaukee

Helen Highwater (aka Flood At Crump Palace)

Floyd's New 'Do

Barney And The Junior G Man

Risque Revelries in Raleigh

Mt. Pilot's Light's Out!

Aunt Bea's Watermelon Pudding And The County Fair

Thelma Lou's In A Stew!

Hops & Schnapps (aka Otis And The Pink Elephant)

Aunt Bea's Mayberry Jam!

Jailhouse "Rock" (plot summary: Otis passes a kidney stone in the slammer)

AB
05-08-2008, 05:32 PM
The Medicine Man Ain't Your Friend

Mixed Signals & Smoke Signals (Colonel Harvey)

We Took A Tonic And Got Took To Jail (Aunt Bea & her friends)

OH Nuts!
05-10-2008, 01:39 PM
The Spoiled Kid's Just Plain Rotten!

Helen's Histrionic History Lesson Hissy Fit

Aunt Bea Swings From The Chandelier With The Medicine Man

Otis And The Mayberry Temperance Society

AB
05-11-2008, 08:21 AM
Barney's Got Your Goat (the goat episode)

Blondes Do Have More Fun In Mayberry (Daphne & Skippy)

OH Nuts!
05-17-2008, 11:53 PM
This Goat's A Real Blast

Thish Tedicine Ish Real Maystee (aka retitled "The Medicine Man")

No Butt's About It, The Spoiled Brat's Gonna Get a Whuppin

catlover79
09-18-2008, 04:12 PM
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