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catlover79 07-21-2007, 01:19 AM It's Not Easy Bein' Sane (starring Andy)
I Married Helen Crump the Grump (starring Andy)
Paw Prints (starring Andy & Opie)
Opie the Oscar Winner
Pimp My Cell (starring Otis Campbell)
Boy, Did They go Downhill Without Me (starring Barney)
Not-So-Identical Cousins (starring Andy & Barney)
Aunt Bee in Your Bonnet
Ellie WHO (!?) & Thelma Lou
Gomer, Goober & Griffith
Who's Matlock!?
We Have a Warren for Your Arrest
Mayberry: Where Every Hour is Happy Hour (starring Otis)
Zoneboy 07-21-2007, 01:45 AM Fast Gun Fife
One Bullet Barney
Mugshots and Slingshots
In Case of Emergency, Call Sara
Rock this Town (Starring Ernest T. Bass)
catlover79 07-21-2007, 01:49 AM Barney: How I Went From Wimpy Deputy to a Badly-Dressed Landlord in California
Fife + Furley = Funny!!
Opie Becomes Richie
How I Survived the Blob (starring Helen Crump)
Honey (Aunt) Bee
Bee-lightful
It's Not Easy Bein' Bee
I Need An Intervention!! (starring Otis Campbell)
Grits'n'Jowls 07-22-2007, 07:04 PM It's Not A Whim If You Put On Clean Underwear
Just Had To Have an Apple
Don't Wear My Hat, Anj
What Choo Talkin' About, Goober? :gary:
Life In The Slow Lane
Escape From Mayberry Jail
The Fun Girls vs Helen & Thelma Lou
A Darling For Andy (the Darling Family)
catlover79 07-22-2007, 11:24 PM I'd Rather Be Fishing (starring Andy)
Don't Fool with Fife!!
I Made Berets Famous Decades Before Monica Lewinsky!! (starring Goober)
How to Become a Successful, Oscar-winning Director (hosted by Opie)
Dandy, Handy Andy
The Whistler (reference to theme song)
catlover79 07-23-2007, 07:53 PM My Name is Otis and I'm an Alcoholic
Inside Otis Campbell's Liver
Campbell is Soup
Fiery, Wiry Fife
Ode to Opie
JAlanRuss72 07-27-2007, 07:58 PM Stray Bullet
"It's Too Late I Already 10-4'd You" aka Mayberry Unit Number One.
"Barney Goes to the Duck Pond (But WHY?)" by Opie Taylor
"Why Never to Wear Hats or Ties to Work" by Andy Taylor
"Color is Good But Black and White was Better" by Aaron Ruben, 1965 (Warrenbad Publishing).
"Sinking Spells at Lunchtime and How to Avoid Them" By B.P. Fife, 1963.
"No Time For Crumps" aka "The Blonde Girlfriend was Better", 1966. (Also published under the title "What Do You See in Helen?")
"Missing In Action" (aka Thelma Lou After 1965) by Betty Lynn.
"Who Needs A Barber?" aka 'What Happened After Floyd Left Town?'
"Grumpy, Cranky and Beyond" aka "Andy After Season 5"
lol
cinderfella 09-02-2007, 08:20 AM Upcoming Episodes from "The Andy Griffith Show 2007"
Goober: Wal-Mart Greeter
Mayberry's First Gay Pride Parade
Andy's Colonoscopy
Opie Tries Rogaine
catlover79 10-20-2007, 10:41 PM Here's Looking At You, Thelma Lou
Whatever Happened To Johnny Paul Jason?
Barney's Bug-Eyed Blues
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (starring the Fun Girls, of course ;))
Andy Taylor, All-American
Me & You & A Girl Named Thelma Lou
Helen, Go Back To Troy!!
Barney's Got A Gun...Couldn't Hit No One
Otis, AA
Otis Campbell & The DT Blues
Hello, Thelma Lou
Better Off Black & White
OH Nuts! 11-12-2007, 02:35 PM Andy's Temper Tantrum
Barney Joins Mensa
Aunt Bee's Cobbler Turns Out To Be A Wobbler
Barney's Magic Bullet
Howard Joins EST
Crump The Frump
The Mt. Pilot Sing-A-Long
Otis and The Grape Juice Caper
Aunt Bee Burns The Bacon
catlover79 12-26-2007, 06:25 PM Warren WHO???
Hot Fun Girls in the Summertime
Who's Booking You?
Bee Major
Village Missing Its Idiot (Mayberry after Barney left)
Aunt Bee Nimble; Aunt Bee Quick
Opie and Johnny Paul Get It On in the Hall
Thelma Lou and Louise Jefferson
Mayberry Union High-- and They Were, Too!
Howard Sprague and His Mama-- An Incestuous Drama
Helen Crump-- a Pioneer in Sex Education Who Didn't Need a Textbook
The Day My Mama Socked-it-TO Mrs. Pendleton and the Mayberry P.T.A.
'Quiet Sam' or 'Old Sam'-- Which Was the Fishiest?
Where did Fife Go After '65?-- to Green Acres to Make Oliver's Speeches Come Alive
Ernest Teeb Ass with an Abundance of Grass
The Cow That Jumped Over Otis' Moon
The Man in a Hurry, Mr. Tucker, Ruffled Aunt Bee's Feathers and Wanted to Pluck Her
catlover79 01-15-2008, 07:04 PM Isn't It Bee-lightful?
Bee-Lovely
Raggedy Andy
Off to Bewitched for More Booze (starring Otis Campbell)
Ernest T Rocks Mayberry (Ernest T Bass)
Used Cars And A Little Old Lady (Barney's Lemmon of a car)
Locked Up Again (the times Barney & Andy would get locked in the cell)
A Side Trip In A SideCar (Barney's motorcycle)
OH Nuts! 04-16-2008, 11:24 PM Opie Goes To Milwaukee
Helen Highwater (aka Flood At Crump Palace)
Floyd's New 'Do
Barney And The Junior G Man
Risque Revelries in Raleigh
Mt. Pilot's Light's Out!
Aunt Bea's Watermelon Pudding And The County Fair
Thelma Lou's In A Stew!
Hops & Schnapps (aka Otis And The Pink Elephant)
Aunt Bea's Mayberry Jam!
Jailhouse "Rock" (plot summary: Otis passes a kidney stone in the slammer)
The Medicine Man Ain't Your Friend
Mixed Signals & Smoke Signals (Colonel Harvey)
We Took A Tonic And Got Took To Jail (Aunt Bea & her friends)
OH Nuts! 05-10-2008, 01:39 PM The Spoiled Kid's Just Plain Rotten!
Helen's Histrionic History Lesson Hissy Fit
Aunt Bea Swings From The Chandelier With The Medicine Man
Otis And The Mayberry Temperance Society
Barney's Got Your Goat (the goat episode)
Blondes Do Have More Fun In Mayberry (Daphne & Skippy)
OH Nuts! 05-17-2008, 11:53 PM This Goat's A Real Blast
Thish Tedicine Ish Real Maystee (aka retitled "The Medicine Man")
No Butt's About It, The Spoiled Brat's Gonna Get a Whuppin
catlover79 09-18-2008, 04:12 PM ^ :rofl:
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