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catlover79
07-20-2007, 10:13 PM
Eb Is Enough

Hooterville's House of Hotscakes

Surreal Life

We're Suckers for Drucker's

Hoodwinked by Haney

The Written By Eggs

Ornery Oliver

Welcome to My World of Wacky Weirdos

Welcome to the Insanity

We're All Crazy

The Not-So-Handymen (starring Alf & Ralph)

The Monroe Brothers: If We Finish Repairing Your House in 6 Years, It'll Be a Miracle!!

This Old Dump

The Flaky Farmer's Wife

The Loonies R Good Enough

Where's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition When You Really Need It!?

Ireneparalegal
07-20-2007, 11:27 PM
HOOTERVILLE: WHERE WE HAVE MORE THAN WINGS

GREEN EGGS AND ARNOLD

HOOTERVILLE HOUSE OF PANCAKES AND ARNOLD

OLIVER, WHAT ARE THOSE NAMES?

HANEY AND HIS WAGON FULL OF HANES FOR MEN

Zoneboy
07-20-2007, 11:39 PM
Where Corn Don't Grow (References a Travis Tritt song)

Where is Mrs. Olson and Her Folgers?

Kimball's Korner

Empty Garden

I-HOP (In Hooterville Or Pixley)

catlover79
07-20-2007, 11:46 PM
The Lovely (Looney) Lisa

Tooling Around on a Tired Tractor

Up on the Telephone Pole

The Monroe Brothers: Satisfaction Is Not a Guarantee (or a Possibility)!

Are You Scared of the Better Business Bureau? (starring Alf & Ralph)

I Should Have Stayed on Park Avenue! (starring Oliver)

Barefoot Countlisa

Ireneparalegal
07-20-2007, 11:49 PM
NEW YORK IS WHERE I SHOULD HAVE STAYED

GIVE ME PARK AVENUE

FARM LIVING IS THE LIFE

DIAMONDS AND A ROLL IN THE HAY

WHO NEEDS A MERCEDES? I GOT A TRACTOR

MY NAME IS NOT ARNOLD HORSESHACK

catlover79
07-20-2007, 11:52 PM
Arnold Ziffel the Pig is WAY Smarter than Arnold Horshack the Sweathog

Shut Off the Lights and Hide...Here Comes Mr. Haney!! :eek:

Ethics? Scruples? What are Those!? (starring Mr. Haney)

The Farmer is a Flop (starring Oliver)

Are You Smarter than Jethro? (starring Eb)

Not Without My Ballcap (also starring Eb)

Ireneparalegal
07-21-2007, 12:00 AM
WE LIVE IN AN ARNOLD STY

EB: THE GREEN ACRES VERSION OF KATO KAELIN

Zoneboy
07-21-2007, 12:06 AM
As you can see, I'm Running Out of Ideas. :(

The Farmer In the Dell (Translation, Green Acres Online)

Take Your Junk and Sell it On eBay, Mr. Haney!

eHaney.com

Why is there a computser on top of the phone pole?

Never ask Arnold to Play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Ireneparalegal
07-21-2007, 12:13 AM
A MAN AND HIS PIG

LISA: WHY I WEAR FANCY CLOTHES ON THE FARM

TONIGHT A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE: ROASTING ARNOLD

HAY, HOES AND HANEY

catlover79
07-21-2007, 12:18 AM
Arnold and Luaus Don't Mix

:censored: (starring Oliver)

The Haney Bunch

Change of Face (starring Doris Ziffel)

Those Words Are in Our Room Again!!

My Dahling Olivah

Ireneparalegal
07-21-2007, 12:21 AM
BBQ TIME...YOU BRING ARNOLD

BABY BABY BABY BACK RIBS ala ARNOLD

TONY ROMA'S & ARNOLD'S

ARNOLD'S, NO HAPPY DAYS HERE

catlover79
05-10-2008, 12:03 PM
Bringing Home the Bacon (aka Arnold)

Lisa & the Great Mink Stole Shortage of 1966

Hooterville Becomes Cooterville (starring special guest star Ben Jones)

and speaking of Dukes of Hazzard - Boss Hog (aka Arnold)

Eb's Hooked on Phonics

OH Nuts!
05-11-2008, 11:56 PM
Mr. Haney's Award From The Better Business Bureau

Making Bacon (aka Arnold Wants A Sister - Oh Brother!)

Porcine Door Signs (aka Arnold Goes Hog Wild With The Magic Markers)

Microwaved Hard Boiled Eggs - Lisa's Specialty

Mr. Haney's High Quality Gen-U-Wyne Horse Manure (flown in fresh from the Kentucky Durby)

catlover79
05-13-2008, 12:47 AM
Arnold Zieffel, President of Mensa

The Goofball "Brothers" (starring Eb and Jethro Bodine)

The REALLY Odd Couple (Oliver & Lisa Douglas)

kooky12
05-20-2008, 03:45 PM
Motor Trends: Basic Car Repairs Using Hotcakes: Vol III - Head Gaskets.

Farm Report: Saving Your Crops From Frost - The Burning Hotcakes Method.

This Old House: Roof Repairs Using Hotcakes.

Haney for Hire.

The Macy's Drobny Day Parade.

catlover79
05-22-2008, 03:56 PM
^ :rofl:

catlover79
02-15-2009, 05:13 PM
Eb Dawson's Creek

Welcome to My Nightmare (Oliver)

In Over My Head in Hooterville (see above)