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Already Gone
07-18-2007, 11:43 AM
Sunnie Boy (Billy)

Dutch Treat (Corinne and Eunice)

Who gets Jessica? (El Puerco, Chester, Detective Donohue, E. Ronald Mallou)

You Want Me to Get That? (Benson)

catlover79
07-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Going Dutch (starring Corrine & Eunice)

Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? (starring Jodie)

My Dummy & Me (starring Chuck & Bob)

Musical Beds

A is for Adultery

Banging the Erasers (starring Billy)

Loco for El Puerco! (:eyes:)

A Tale of Two Sisters

Looney Tunes & Looney Bins (starring Jessica)

Alien Nation (starring Burt)

Already Gone
07-18-2007, 04:29 PM
Started Out A Butler, Became a Zookeeper(Benson, Saunders)

An Afterschool Special (Billy)

It's Happy Hour All Day Long (Mary)

catlover79
07-18-2007, 05:48 PM
Just Jessica

Tennis, Anyone? (starring Jessica and Peter)

It's Your Serve (also starring Peter and Jessica)

Teacher's Pet (starring Billy)

Chester Gigolo

Never In Need of Viagra (starring Chester)

Desperately In Need of Viagra (starring El Puerco)

All My Juans

Mary Had A Little Rum

Campbells In Hot Soup

Little Man Tate (starring Billy)

Together Forever (starring Chuck and Bob)

Already Gone
07-19-2007, 08:39 AM
Over 40 - LOve (Jessica and Peter)

Will The REAL Burt Campbell Please Stand up

Torn Between Two Lovers (Dutch)

BensonFan
07-28-2007, 05:17 PM
Loco for El Puerco! (:eyes:)

LOL--have you written him a fan letter yet, Monika? I think you need to...ASAP. ;)

catlover79
07-28-2007, 11:23 PM
LOL--have you written him a fan letter yet, Monika? I think you need to...ASAP. ;)
I've written like five! All came back unopened: "moved, no forwarding address". From the internet research I've done, he's very generous with fans and autographs. I've just had no luck, and I'd really like to write to him and have him read it!! If anyone can help, let me know!! :lol:

Already Gone
07-30-2007, 02:18 PM
Every Woman In The World I've Probably Slept With (Chester)

My Eyes Adore Everyone. (Chester)

I Shot The Deputy (Tibbs, Danny)

Jody In Disguise (with Dresses)

The Sounds Of Silence Can't Be Found At Home (Mary, Jessica)

Scoobiedoo30
08-21-2007, 01:48 AM
what is Rejected Titales mean

Zoneboy
08-21-2007, 02:18 AM
what is Rejected Titales mean

Names for Soap that weren't approved.

Scoobiedoo30
08-21-2007, 02:19 AM
Oh ok

Nelson_Flavor
09-14-2007, 01:47 AM
Shampoo.

Okay, not funny, sorry.

catlover79
01-23-2008, 04:50 PM
Carrot Top Circus (starring Jessica)

You're My Best Friend (Chuck & Bob)

Sister Act (Jessica & Mary)

Monogamy...What's THAT?? (starring Chester)

My Name is Chester Tate and I Love All the Women in the World

BensonFan
02-07-2008, 10:09 PM
The point of this thread is actually moot since none of the episodes have real titles anyway. :lol:

catlover79
07-05-2008, 08:49 PM
The point of this thread is actually moot since none of the episodes have real titles anyway. :lol:

Good point. :rofl:

catlover79
12-17-2008, 02:52 AM
Cheaters - enough said. :rofl:

catlover79
12-17-2008, 04:26 PM
Bedredhead (Jessica)

Three Juans, One Valdez & No Burros

Sunnies & Loonies

ThomasE
03-20-2009, 02:23 AM
Don't be no ho Chester

My alien double banged my wife

RuPaul's predecessor (Jodie)

I just finished "Grease" and this is the only work I could find. (Dinah Manoff-"Elaine".

Sawdust (Bob)

I ain't doin' it. (Benson)

Booga looga loo, Grandpa! (Burt)

The many loves of Danny Gillis.

Wave your hands in the aiya cause he's a true playa. (Chester)

Thank God he's white (Mary and new baby)

Silver Spooning (Mary and Alien Burt)

Lousy Screws! (Eunice Prison spinoff )

You got the devil in you. (Corrine's baby)

Hot lover, unstable teacher (Leslie)

Corrine's real mother looks like Krause

I played for both teams (Jodie)

The original Soprans (Johnny, Danny and his n laws)

Your hand is up my a** again (Bob)

More than one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Not yet, Tony Micelli (Jessica)

Discount Soap

The Pig (El Puerco)

Tate of love

Disappearing Act (Burt)

The Surreal Life

I killed my stepnephew

I pulled a gun on my son

I wanna get to know the ho (Danny and Gwen)

Who's Benson (Saunders)

Eunice Tate: Trifling heifer

ThomasE
03-20-2009, 02:23 AM
Don't be no ho Chester

My alien double banged my wife

RuPaul's predecessor (Jodie)

I just finished "Grease" and this is the only work I could find. (Dinah Manoff-"Elaine".

Sawdust (Bob)

I ain't doin' it. (Benson)

Booga looga loo, Grandpa! (Burt)

The many loves of Danny Gillis.

Wave your hands in the aiya cause he's a true playa. (Chester)

Thank God he's white (Mary and new baby)

Silver Spooning (Mary and Alien Burt)

Lousy Screws! (Eunice Prison spinoff )

You got the devil in you. (Corrine's baby)

Hot lover, unstable teacher (Leslie)

Corrine's real mother looks like Krause

I played for both teams (Jodie)

The original Soprans (Johnny, Danny and his n laws)

Your hand is up my a** again (Bob)

More than one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Not yet, Tony Micelli (Jessica)

Discount Soap

The Pig (El Puerco)

Tate of love

Disappearing Act (Burt)

The Surreal Life

I killed my stepnephew

I pulled a gun on my son

I wanna get to know the ho (Danny and Gwen)

Who's Benson (Saunders)

Eunice Tate: Trifling heifer

catlover79
04-08-2009, 12:20 AM
LOL--have you written him a fan letter yet, Monika? I think you need to...ASAP. ;)
Guess what, Lisa? DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=244188

catlover79
04-08-2009, 12:20 AM
Don't be no ho Chester

My alien double banged my wife

RuPaul's predecessor (Jodie)

I just finished "Grease" and this is the only work I could find. (Dinah Manoff-"Elaine".

Sawdust (Bob)

I ain't doin' it. (Benson)

Booga looga loo, Grandpa! (Burt)

The many loves of Danny Gillis.

Wave your hands in the aiya cause he's a true playa. (Chester)

Thank God he's white (Mary and new baby)

Silver Spooning (Mary and Alien Burt)

Lousy Screws! (Eunice Prison spinoff )

You got the devil in you. (Corrine's baby)

Hot lover, unstable teacher (Leslie)

Corrine's real mother looks like Krause

I played for both teams (Jodie)

The original Soprans (Johnny, Danny and his n laws)

Your hand is up my a** again (Bob)

More than one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Not yet, Tony Micelli (Jessica)

Discount Soap

The Pig (El Puerco)

Tate of love

Disappearing Act (Burt)

The Surreal Life

I killed my stepnephew

I pulled a gun on my son

I wanna get to know the ho (Danny and Gwen)

Who's Benson (Saunders)

Eunice Tate: Trifling heifer
Thomas, those are just too hilarious. :rofl:

catlover79
04-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Choking Hazard (Chester and Dutch)

Hot Trousers (El Puerco's name for Chester)

Happy Hookers (El Puerco cheats on Jess)

Climb Upon My Knee, Sunnie Boy (Billy)

If This Pool House is a Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin' (Chester & Annie)

ThomasE
04-11-2009, 11:01 AM
Thomas, those are just too hilarious. :rofl:

LOL. Thanks. I totally forgot about those.

Let's see:

"The family may be hazardous to your health."

"Do not try this at home."

"WoodenBob Happy Pants."

ThomasE
04-11-2009, 11:08 AM
Choking Hazard (Chester and Dutch)

Hot Trousers (El Puerco's name for Chester)

Happy Hookers (El Puerco cheats on Jess)

Climb Upon My Knee, Sunnie Boy (Billy)

If This Pool House is a Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin' (Chester & Annie)


I loved the last one. It should be a song.:clap :lol:

catlover79
04-11-2009, 11:32 AM
I loved the last one. It should be a song.:clap :lol:
Thanks! Climb Upon My Knee, Sunnie Boy could be the B-side. :lol:

catlover79
04-11-2009, 11:33 AM
LOL. Thanks. I totally forgot about those.

Let's see:

"The family may be hazardous to your health."

"Do not try this at home."

"WoodenBob Happy Pants."
:rofl:

ThomasE
04-11-2009, 11:51 AM
Thanks! Climb Upon My Knee, Sunnie Boy could be the B-side. :lol:

LOL. I love that! You'll have two hit singles. :lol:

catlover79
04-11-2009, 11:55 AM
LOL. I love that! You'll have two hit singles. :lol:
YES!! Are Harris/Witt/Thomas listening?

catlover79
04-11-2009, 04:49 PM
Hey, I'd buy it. :lol:

catlover79
07-10-2009, 09:14 PM
I can't believe we forgot the most obvious one:

Hot For Teacher (Billy)

:rofl: