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07-16-2007, 10:51 AM
TV Land September 2007 --
Regular schedule changes:
Effective Saturday, September 1, 2007:
What's back: Knight Rider
What's renewed: Bonanza, Three's Company
Sat-Sun
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM Gunsmoke
8:00AM Green Acres
8:30AM The Addams Family
9:00AM Leave it to Beaver
9:30AM Leave it to Beaver
10:00AM-12:00PM I Love Lucy
12:00PM I Love Lucy (Sat)
12:30PM I Love Lucy (Sat)
1:00PM-5:00PM Movie Encores (Sat); 12:00PM-3:00PM Bonanza (Sun), 3:00PM-6:00PM Gunsmoke (Sun)
5:00PM Gunsmoke
6:00PM Gunsmoke (Sat); The Andy Griffith Show 6-8PM (Sun)
7:00PM Gunsmoke (Sat)
8:00PM-10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show (Sat); M*A*S*H (Sun)
10:00PM-12:05AM I Love Lucy (Sat); Sanford & Son 10-11p (Sun), The Jeffersons 11p-12:05a (Sun)
Everynight:
12:05AM The Andy Griffith Show
12:35AM The Andy Griffith Show
1:10AM Three's Company
1:45AM Three's Company
2:20AM The Jeffersons
2:55AM Good Times; M*A*S*H 3a (Tues)
3:30AM Good Times; M*A*S*H 3:30a (Tues)
4:00AM Sanford & Son
4:30AM Three's Company
5:00AM Leave it to Beaver
5:30AM I Love Lucy
Mon-Fri
6:00AM Star Trek
7:00AM M*A*S*H
7:00AM M*A*S*H
8:00AM Cheers
8:30AM The Jeffersons
9:00AM Sanford & Son
9:30AM All in the Family
10:00AM Knight Rider
6:00PM Little House on the Prairie
7:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
8:00PM The Cosby Show
8:30PM The Cosby Show
9:00PM The Jeffersons (Mon-Thurs); The Cosby Show (Fri)
9:30PM The Jeffersons (Mon-Thurs); The Cosby Show (Fri)
10:00PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); TV Land Movie (Fri)
10:30PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
11:00PM M*A*S*H (Mon, Wed, Thurs); Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Tues); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
11:30PM M*A*S*H (Mon, Wed, Thurs); Extreme Makeover: Home Edition cont. (Tues); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
Mondays Only
11:00AM-2:00PM Bonanza
2:00PM-6:00PM Gunsmoke
Tues-Fri
11:00AM Gunsmoke
12:00PM I Love Lucy
12:30PM I Love Lucy
1:00PM Green Acres
1:30PM Green Acres
2:00PM The Munsters
2:30PM The Addams Family
3:00PM Leave it to Beaver
3:30PM Leave it to Beaver
4:00PM Bonanza
5:00PM Gunsmoke
Note: On Tuesdays, the times will be on the clock in the overnight (so we get an extra Jeffersons episode).
Specials & Marathons
- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Every Tuesday at 11 p.m. ET/PT
Millions watched the weekly heart-filled stories of families in need unfold. Now it can be seen on TV Land, reinforcing the gift of giving! Extreme Makeover: Home Edition started on August 7, and airs every Tuesday night at 11pm.
This Emmy Award-winning reality series -- which premiered in 2003 -- follows a team of designers, workmen, neighbors and friends as they race against time to completely renovate an entire house for a deserving family who has faced hardship in just seven days. Every single room, as well as the exterior and landscaping, is overhauled and customized for all family members.
- Friday Nite Movies
Every Friday starting at 10pm e/p
TV Land Friday Movies continue this fall!
We all know them and we all love them. We have all seen these movies so many times we can quote entire scenes verbatim…yet we still watch them whenever they’re on. These classic movies are back for nostalgic enjoyment this spring on TV Land.
Friday, September 7 10p-12a
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Four famous directors (including Steven Spielberg & John Landis) each helm four different episodes of the classic TV series. While true to the original, the segments are updated and in color.
Friday, September 14 10p-12a
Crocodile Dundee II (1988) (P)
Mick and Sue continue where they left off in "'Crocodile' Dundee". New York gangsters are pursuing Sue, so for her safety, Mick takes her back to Oz. When the gangsters follow them, Mick demonstrates his outback skills once more.
Friday, September 21 10p-12a
The Longest Yard (1974) (R)
A football player-turned-convict organizes a team of inmates to play against a team of prison guards. His dilemma is that the warden asks him to throw the game in return for an early release, but he is also concerned about the inmates' lack of self-esteem.
Friday, September 28 10p-12a
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) (R)
Four famous directors (including Steven Spielberg & John Landis) each helm four different episodes of the classic TV series. While true to the original, the segments are updated and in color.
- Gunsmoke Multi-Part Episode Labor Day Marathon
Monday, September 3, 2007
12 p.m. to 6 p.m. ET/PT
Watch your favorite 2-part episodes of Gunsmoke back-to-back on Labor Day!
12 PM Gunsmoke #113
1 PM Gunsmoke #114
2 PM Gunsmoke #130
3 PM Gunsmoke #131
4 PM Gunsmoke #029
5 PM Gunsmoke #030
- Bob Newhart's 35th Anniversary Marathon
Monday, September 10, 2007
8:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. ET/PT
TV Land will celebrate the 35th anniversary of The Bob Newhart Show on September 10, from 8pm-12am!
8:00PM #025 - Last TV Show (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob resists vehemently when his therapy group insists that he accept an invitation for the group to conduct one of its weekly sessions on a live PBS show called "Psychology in Action"
8:30PM #036 – Blues For Mr. Borden (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Swinger Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle" who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.
9:00PM #052 – Sorry Wrong Mother (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Howard Borden is about to introduce his son to Ellen and tries to remold her into an image the boy will like.
9:30PM #081 - Who Is Mr. X (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program and winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host reveals the disposition of a shark.
10:00PM #083 – Over The River & Through The Woods (Also Available on TVLand.com)
It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion, leaving Bob to share the holiday with his male buddies.
10:30PM #115 - Death Be My Destiny (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob strikes out against a fear of falling manifested in a friend and in a patient, but succumbs himself when subjected to a harrowing elevator experience.
11:00PM #122 – Ex-con Job (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Dr. Hartley's attempt at providing psychological aid to men about to leave prison and reenter society has him climbing the walls.
11:30PM #142 -Happy Trails
Dr. Hartley gives up his psychological practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon
(The 7 episodes of the show that will be available on TVLand.com will be from from Monday, September 10 to Sunday, September 16.)
-M*A*S*H's 35th Anniversary
M*A*S*H 35th Anniversary Marathon
Saturday, September 15 through Monday, September 17th, starting at 8p
35 years and the 4077 gang is still going strong. Join us as TV land celebrates the 35th anniversary of this groundbreaking landmark television series with 3 nights of quintessential and favorite MASH episodes as well as the highly successful reunion specials.
Don’t miss the pilot episode which will air 35 years to the day and time of the series premiere on September 17 at 8pm!
Saturday, September 15
8p #2 – To Market, To Market
After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with a local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get some of it. Margaret and Frank become suspicious about their plotting, and about the Koreans who come to check out the desk, which is whisked away by chopper as Henry and Frank watches in disbelief.
8:30p #4 – Chief Surgeon Who?
Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect...and Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, to Burns's shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker. The General's visit provides him with a view of life at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit: camp hijinks, a poker game, and a surgery session. This shows him M*A*S*H has fun but gets the job done.
9p #15 – Tuttle
Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute! Of course, Trapper's new friend, Captain Murdoch, obtained the fake dog tags and parachute...!
10p #26 – 5 O’clock Charlie
An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.
10:30p #27 – Radar’s Report
Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier.
11p #35 – Carry On Hawkeye
The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others are well enough for Hawkeye to stop working and rest. He is thanked for his service with a commemorative roll of toilet paper.
11:30p #37 – Deal Me Out
Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations. Sidney helps talk around a soldier who wants to kill Frank.
12a 20th Anniversary Special
Written, Produced, and Directed by Michael Hirsh and hosted by Shelley Long, this 1991 MASH 20th Anniversary reunion special opens with Shelley Long arriving at the Fox Ranch (the location of the exterior scenes for the series) by helicopter. Including scenes from the pilot episode, the special also includes cast members providing an insight into the characters they played (The final part of "Memories of M*A*S*H" uses scenes taken from the The Interview with Clete Roberts asking questions of the actors themselves and not the characters they played). Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds and Burt Metcalfe are also interviewed. Memorable moments include Larry Linville telling of his decision to leave M*A*S*H after he began to feel he had taken the character of Frank Burns as far as he could, Harry Morgan making his first appearance playing Gen Steele in 'The General Flipped At Dawn', Klinger's craziest outfits as well as a great blooper with McLean Stevenson and Gary Burghoff fooling around.
Additional features include a section featuring many of the famous (or soon to be famous) guest stars that appeared throughout the series, including Patrick Swayze and Leslie Nielson.
Sunday, September 16
8p 20th Anniversary Special
Written, Produced, and Directed by Michael Hirsh and hosted by Shelley Long, this 1991 MASH 20th Anniversary reunion special opens with Shelley Long arriving at the Fox Ranch (the location of the exterior scenes for the series) by helicopter. Including scenes from the pilot episode, the special also includes cast members providing an insight into the characters they played (The final part of "Memories of M*A*S*H" uses scenes taken from the The Interview with Clete Roberts asking questions of the actors themselves and not the characters they played). Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds and Burt Metcalfe are also interviewed. Memorable moments include Larry Linville telling of his decision to leave M*A*S*H after he began to feel he had taken the character of Frank Burns as far as he could, Harry Morgan making his first appearance playing Gen Steele in 'The General Flipped At Dawn', Klinger's craziest outfits as well as a great blooper with McLean Stevenson and Gary Burghoff fooling around.
9:30p #49 – The General Flipped At Dawn
The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.
10p #50 – Rainbow Bridge
As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor; he went to the University of Illinois, after all.
10:30p #51 – Officer Of The Day
While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.
11p #59 – Adam’s Rib
Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.
11:30p #72 – Abyssinia Henry
Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit, and gets Henry to zip him up. He gives Radar a hug and his last order, and departs by helicopter. In the traumatic and shocking last scene, a devastated Radar announces that Henry has been killed when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.
12a #73 – Welcome To Korea, Pt. 1
Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War.
12:30a #74 – Welcome To Korea, Pt. 2
Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War.
1a #97 – The Interview
Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with, and whether they see any good in coming from war.
Monday, September 17
8p #01 – Pilot
At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S.
8:30p 30th Anniversary Special
Originally airing May 17th 2002, the 2-hour "MASH: 30th Anniversary Reunion" special reunites cast members Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Wayne Rogers, Loretta Swit, Gary Burghoff, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, David Ogden Stiers, William Christopher and Allan Arbus, as well as producers Gene Reynolds, Larry Gelbart and Burt Metcalfe as they reminisce with clips on the beloved and at times controversial series.
10:30p #151 – Our Finest Hour Pt. 1
Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
11p #152 – Our Finest Hour Pt. 2
Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
11:30p #158 – Point Of View
In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.
12a #164 – Inga
It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.
12:30a #177 – Goodbye Radar pt. 1
On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen, depriving the medical unit of all electrical power. But Klinger, filling in for the vacationing Radar, lacks the expertise and experience to wheel and deal for a new machine.
1a #178 – Goodbye Radar pt. 2
As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The responsibility for procuring a new generator falls on Klinger, who lacks Radar's masterful knack of cutting through red tape in search of much-needed supplies.
- M*A*S*H Week-Long Marathon
Monday, September 17 to Friday, September 21, 2007
Monday-Thursday 8:00pm-11:00pm, Friday 8:00pm-10:00pm ET/PT
TV Land will continue to celebrate the 35th anniversary. This is in addition to the above stunt from Sept. 15-17.
- Andy Griffith Show Week-Long Marathon
Monday, September 24 to Friday, September 28, 2007
Monday-Thursday 8:00pm-11:00pm, Friday 8:00pm-10:00pm ET/PT
Regular airings 7-8pm and 11pm-12am air before and after the marathon.
- CASA Family Night
CASA Family Night
Sunday, September 23, 8pm-10pm ET/PT
Having dinner with the family helps everyone reconnect at the end of the day. The family table is often a place where families catch up on their days, share stories and problems – and eat. Whether Andy Griffith ends up eating three dinners in one night or Hawkeye tries to fly in ribs from Chicago to Korea, our TV Land families are definitely sharing more than meals at their tables!
8:00p Andy Griffith #206 – Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends.
8:30p Andy Griffith #210 – Aunt Bee’s Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
9:00p Sanford and Son #22 - Jealousy
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancée Donna brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as more than a nurse.
9:30p MASH #59 – Adam’s Ribs
Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.
***CASA Family Day: A Day to Eat Dinner with Your Children ***
Monday, September 24, 6pm-7pm
TV Land will pre-empt regularly-scheduled programming to encourage family dinner time.
- TV Land Originals Encores
Wednesday, September 5, 2007 -- 12:30pm Sit Down Comedy with David Steinberg: Ray Romano
Thursday, September 13, 2007 -- 2pm Generation Boom: How We Play
Regular schedule changes:
Effective Saturday, September 1, 2007:
What's back: Knight Rider
What's renewed: Bonanza, Three's Company
Sat-Sun
6:00AM Gunsmoke
7:00AM Gunsmoke
8:00AM Green Acres
8:30AM The Addams Family
9:00AM Leave it to Beaver
9:30AM Leave it to Beaver
10:00AM-12:00PM I Love Lucy
12:00PM I Love Lucy (Sat)
12:30PM I Love Lucy (Sat)
1:00PM-5:00PM Movie Encores (Sat); 12:00PM-3:00PM Bonanza (Sun), 3:00PM-6:00PM Gunsmoke (Sun)
5:00PM Gunsmoke
6:00PM Gunsmoke (Sat); The Andy Griffith Show 6-8PM (Sun)
7:00PM Gunsmoke (Sat)
8:00PM-10:00PM The Andy Griffith Show (Sat); M*A*S*H (Sun)
10:00PM-12:05AM I Love Lucy (Sat); Sanford & Son 10-11p (Sun), The Jeffersons 11p-12:05a (Sun)
Everynight:
12:05AM The Andy Griffith Show
12:35AM The Andy Griffith Show
1:10AM Three's Company
1:45AM Three's Company
2:20AM The Jeffersons
2:55AM Good Times; M*A*S*H 3a (Tues)
3:30AM Good Times; M*A*S*H 3:30a (Tues)
4:00AM Sanford & Son
4:30AM Three's Company
5:00AM Leave it to Beaver
5:30AM I Love Lucy
Mon-Fri
6:00AM Star Trek
7:00AM M*A*S*H
7:00AM M*A*S*H
8:00AM Cheers
8:30AM The Jeffersons
9:00AM Sanford & Son
9:30AM All in the Family
10:00AM Knight Rider
6:00PM Little House on the Prairie
7:00PM The Andy Griffith Show
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
8:00PM The Cosby Show
8:30PM The Cosby Show
9:00PM The Jeffersons (Mon-Thurs); The Cosby Show (Fri)
9:30PM The Jeffersons (Mon-Thurs); The Cosby Show (Fri)
10:00PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); TV Land Movie (Fri)
10:30PM Sanford & Son (Mon-Thurs); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
11:00PM M*A*S*H (Mon, Wed, Thurs); Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Tues); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
11:30PM M*A*S*H (Mon, Wed, Thurs); Extreme Makeover: Home Edition cont. (Tues); TV Land Movie cont. (Fri)
Mondays Only
11:00AM-2:00PM Bonanza
2:00PM-6:00PM Gunsmoke
Tues-Fri
11:00AM Gunsmoke
12:00PM I Love Lucy
12:30PM I Love Lucy
1:00PM Green Acres
1:30PM Green Acres
2:00PM The Munsters
2:30PM The Addams Family
3:00PM Leave it to Beaver
3:30PM Leave it to Beaver
4:00PM Bonanza
5:00PM Gunsmoke
Note: On Tuesdays, the times will be on the clock in the overnight (so we get an extra Jeffersons episode).
Specials & Marathons
- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Every Tuesday at 11 p.m. ET/PT
Millions watched the weekly heart-filled stories of families in need unfold. Now it can be seen on TV Land, reinforcing the gift of giving! Extreme Makeover: Home Edition started on August 7, and airs every Tuesday night at 11pm.
This Emmy Award-winning reality series -- which premiered in 2003 -- follows a team of designers, workmen, neighbors and friends as they race against time to completely renovate an entire house for a deserving family who has faced hardship in just seven days. Every single room, as well as the exterior and landscaping, is overhauled and customized for all family members.
- Friday Nite Movies
Every Friday starting at 10pm e/p
TV Land Friday Movies continue this fall!
We all know them and we all love them. We have all seen these movies so many times we can quote entire scenes verbatim…yet we still watch them whenever they’re on. These classic movies are back for nostalgic enjoyment this spring on TV Land.
Friday, September 7 10p-12a
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Four famous directors (including Steven Spielberg & John Landis) each helm four different episodes of the classic TV series. While true to the original, the segments are updated and in color.
Friday, September 14 10p-12a
Crocodile Dundee II (1988) (P)
Mick and Sue continue where they left off in "'Crocodile' Dundee". New York gangsters are pursuing Sue, so for her safety, Mick takes her back to Oz. When the gangsters follow them, Mick demonstrates his outback skills once more.
Friday, September 21 10p-12a
The Longest Yard (1974) (R)
A football player-turned-convict organizes a team of inmates to play against a team of prison guards. His dilemma is that the warden asks him to throw the game in return for an early release, but he is also concerned about the inmates' lack of self-esteem.
Friday, September 28 10p-12a
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) (R)
Four famous directors (including Steven Spielberg & John Landis) each helm four different episodes of the classic TV series. While true to the original, the segments are updated and in color.
- Gunsmoke Multi-Part Episode Labor Day Marathon
Monday, September 3, 2007
12 p.m. to 6 p.m. ET/PT
Watch your favorite 2-part episodes of Gunsmoke back-to-back on Labor Day!
12 PM Gunsmoke #113
1 PM Gunsmoke #114
2 PM Gunsmoke #130
3 PM Gunsmoke #131
4 PM Gunsmoke #029
5 PM Gunsmoke #030
- Bob Newhart's 35th Anniversary Marathon
Monday, September 10, 2007
8:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. ET/PT
TV Land will celebrate the 35th anniversary of The Bob Newhart Show on September 10, from 8pm-12am!
8:00PM #025 - Last TV Show (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob resists vehemently when his therapy group insists that he accept an invitation for the group to conduct one of its weekly sessions on a live PBS show called "Psychology in Action"
8:30PM #036 – Blues For Mr. Borden (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Swinger Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle" who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.
9:00PM #052 – Sorry Wrong Mother (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Howard Borden is about to introduce his son to Ellen and tries to remold her into an image the boy will like.
9:30PM #081 - Who Is Mr. X (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program and winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host reveals the disposition of a shark.
10:00PM #083 – Over The River & Through The Woods (Also Available on TVLand.com)
It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion, leaving Bob to share the holiday with his male buddies.
10:30PM #115 - Death Be My Destiny (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Bob strikes out against a fear of falling manifested in a friend and in a patient, but succumbs himself when subjected to a harrowing elevator experience.
11:00PM #122 – Ex-con Job (Also Available on TVLand.com)
Dr. Hartley's attempt at providing psychological aid to men about to leave prison and reenter society has him climbing the walls.
11:30PM #142 -Happy Trails
Dr. Hartley gives up his psychological practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon
(The 7 episodes of the show that will be available on TVLand.com will be from from Monday, September 10 to Sunday, September 16.)
-M*A*S*H's 35th Anniversary
M*A*S*H 35th Anniversary Marathon
Saturday, September 15 through Monday, September 17th, starting at 8p
35 years and the 4077 gang is still going strong. Join us as TV land celebrates the 35th anniversary of this groundbreaking landmark television series with 3 nights of quintessential and favorite MASH episodes as well as the highly successful reunion specials.
Don’t miss the pilot episode which will air 35 years to the day and time of the series premiere on September 17 at 8pm!
Saturday, September 15
8p #2 – To Market, To Market
After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with a local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get some of it. Margaret and Frank become suspicious about their plotting, and about the Koreans who come to check out the desk, which is whisked away by chopper as Henry and Frank watches in disbelief.
8:30p #4 – Chief Surgeon Who?
Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect...and Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, to Burns's shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker. The General's visit provides him with a view of life at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit: camp hijinks, a poker game, and a surgery session. This shows him M*A*S*H has fun but gets the job done.
9p #15 – Tuttle
Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute! Of course, Trapper's new friend, Captain Murdoch, obtained the fake dog tags and parachute...!
10p #26 – 5 O’clock Charlie
An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.
10:30p #27 – Radar’s Report
Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier.
11p #35 – Carry On Hawkeye
The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others are well enough for Hawkeye to stop working and rest. He is thanked for his service with a commemorative roll of toilet paper.
11:30p #37 – Deal Me Out
Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations. Sidney helps talk around a soldier who wants to kill Frank.
12a 20th Anniversary Special
Written, Produced, and Directed by Michael Hirsh and hosted by Shelley Long, this 1991 MASH 20th Anniversary reunion special opens with Shelley Long arriving at the Fox Ranch (the location of the exterior scenes for the series) by helicopter. Including scenes from the pilot episode, the special also includes cast members providing an insight into the characters they played (The final part of "Memories of M*A*S*H" uses scenes taken from the The Interview with Clete Roberts asking questions of the actors themselves and not the characters they played). Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds and Burt Metcalfe are also interviewed. Memorable moments include Larry Linville telling of his decision to leave M*A*S*H after he began to feel he had taken the character of Frank Burns as far as he could, Harry Morgan making his first appearance playing Gen Steele in 'The General Flipped At Dawn', Klinger's craziest outfits as well as a great blooper with McLean Stevenson and Gary Burghoff fooling around.
Additional features include a section featuring many of the famous (or soon to be famous) guest stars that appeared throughout the series, including Patrick Swayze and Leslie Nielson.
Sunday, September 16
8p 20th Anniversary Special
Written, Produced, and Directed by Michael Hirsh and hosted by Shelley Long, this 1991 MASH 20th Anniversary reunion special opens with Shelley Long arriving at the Fox Ranch (the location of the exterior scenes for the series) by helicopter. Including scenes from the pilot episode, the special also includes cast members providing an insight into the characters they played (The final part of "Memories of M*A*S*H" uses scenes taken from the The Interview with Clete Roberts asking questions of the actors themselves and not the characters they played). Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds and Burt Metcalfe are also interviewed. Memorable moments include Larry Linville telling of his decision to leave M*A*S*H after he began to feel he had taken the character of Frank Burns as far as he could, Harry Morgan making his first appearance playing Gen Steele in 'The General Flipped At Dawn', Klinger's craziest outfits as well as a great blooper with McLean Stevenson and Gary Burghoff fooling around.
9:30p #49 – The General Flipped At Dawn
The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.
10p #50 – Rainbow Bridge
As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor; he went to the University of Illinois, after all.
10:30p #51 – Officer Of The Day
While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.
11p #59 – Adam’s Rib
Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.
11:30p #72 – Abyssinia Henry
Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit, and gets Henry to zip him up. He gives Radar a hug and his last order, and departs by helicopter. In the traumatic and shocking last scene, a devastated Radar announces that Henry has been killed when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.
12a #73 – Welcome To Korea, Pt. 1
Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War.
12:30a #74 – Welcome To Korea, Pt. 2
Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War.
1a #97 – The Interview
Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with, and whether they see any good in coming from war.
Monday, September 17
8p #01 – Pilot
At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S.
8:30p 30th Anniversary Special
Originally airing May 17th 2002, the 2-hour "MASH: 30th Anniversary Reunion" special reunites cast members Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Wayne Rogers, Loretta Swit, Gary Burghoff, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, David Ogden Stiers, William Christopher and Allan Arbus, as well as producers Gene Reynolds, Larry Gelbart and Burt Metcalfe as they reminisce with clips on the beloved and at times controversial series.
10:30p #151 – Our Finest Hour Pt. 1
Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
11p #152 – Our Finest Hour Pt. 2
Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
11:30p #158 – Point Of View
In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.
12a #164 – Inga
It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.
12:30a #177 – Goodbye Radar pt. 1
On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen, depriving the medical unit of all electrical power. But Klinger, filling in for the vacationing Radar, lacks the expertise and experience to wheel and deal for a new machine.
1a #178 – Goodbye Radar pt. 2
As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The responsibility for procuring a new generator falls on Klinger, who lacks Radar's masterful knack of cutting through red tape in search of much-needed supplies.
- M*A*S*H Week-Long Marathon
Monday, September 17 to Friday, September 21, 2007
Monday-Thursday 8:00pm-11:00pm, Friday 8:00pm-10:00pm ET/PT
TV Land will continue to celebrate the 35th anniversary. This is in addition to the above stunt from Sept. 15-17.
- Andy Griffith Show Week-Long Marathon
Monday, September 24 to Friday, September 28, 2007
Monday-Thursday 8:00pm-11:00pm, Friday 8:00pm-10:00pm ET/PT
Regular airings 7-8pm and 11pm-12am air before and after the marathon.
- CASA Family Night
CASA Family Night
Sunday, September 23, 8pm-10pm ET/PT
Having dinner with the family helps everyone reconnect at the end of the day. The family table is often a place where families catch up on their days, share stories and problems – and eat. Whether Andy Griffith ends up eating three dinners in one night or Hawkeye tries to fly in ribs from Chicago to Korea, our TV Land families are definitely sharing more than meals at their tables!
8:00p Andy Griffith #206 – Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends.
8:30p Andy Griffith #210 – Aunt Bee’s Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
9:00p Sanford and Son #22 - Jealousy
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancée Donna brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as more than a nurse.
9:30p MASH #59 – Adam’s Ribs
Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.
***CASA Family Day: A Day to Eat Dinner with Your Children ***
Monday, September 24, 6pm-7pm
TV Land will pre-empt regularly-scheduled programming to encourage family dinner time.
- TV Land Originals Encores
Wednesday, September 5, 2007 -- 12:30pm Sit Down Comedy with David Steinberg: Ray Romano
Thursday, September 13, 2007 -- 2pm Generation Boom: How We Play