THE cat fights between Joan Collins' and Linda Evans' characters in the 1980s hit "Dynasty" now sound like they weren't just made up for TV.

Over the weekend, Collins published in London's Daily Mail excerpts from a diary she kept while the actresses reunited last year for a national tour of the play "Legends," about two aging Hollywood divas.

"Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic-surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin," the diary reads.

"Naturally, the cast all pretend to ignore this, but it's obvious she's come straight from either the face-lift shop or a car crash.

"She also has the weirdest collagen-enhanced lips I've ever seen. In fact, she epitomizes the expression 'trout pout' with those huge lips that make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles.

"It's quite off-putting to have to look at that face, which used to be so pretty, and pretend not to notice.

"Everyone who sees Linda is shocked by how she's spoiled her looks."

The diary goes on to describe the 30-city tour as "the worst theatrical experience of my life."

Collins is now 74 and Evans 64.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07162007/tv/dy_hard_feud_tv_.htm

You have Jackie Collins' (Joan's sister) name in the title of this thread. In any case, two over the hill dames catfighting (on and off screen)?? YAWN. :lol:

I nervery know that Jaxkie and Linda had a feud in real life

Funny, Linda looked fantastic when I seen her in October at the Hollywood Collector's Show. She was really outgoing and shook my hand.