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BlairW_4
01-27-2001, 11:23 PM
Hey everyone. I was thinking and I have decided to make a reunion that I think would be a good reunion to be used as a movie in real life. This may take alot of posts to finish because it is long but I think you guys will like it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

THE FACTS OF LIFE REUNION

(The camera focuses on a large brick house. The camera then zooms inside the house and it focuses on a woman who is looking through photo albums on her couch with her husband. It is Mrs. Garett and Bruce)
MG: Oh, there's Tootie on her little rollerskates! Whenever we would see her she used to be on those things!
B: (Smiles)
MG: Bruce there is Blair and Jo's Eastland Graduation picture!! I remember that Graduation like it was yesterday!!
B: Edna, you remember everything. (Smiles)
MG: Well, like I always say, those girls were like my own children for a time! Well, until they grew up that is...
B: Your right, Edna. Now they are women with very successful lives. And ya know who they have to thank for that?
MG: (Blushes) Frank..I wonder what they are doing at this very moment...
(The camera focuses on a young blonde haired woman in an office sitting behind a desk with men and women in front of her desk sitting down. It is Blair behind the desk.)
MAN1: Now, Ms. Warner. We are aware you tried your best to keep Eastland successful. But, it turns out that Eastland cannot survive like this.
B: And why not?
MAN2: Because, Eastland has so many problems that they just cannot be fixed!
B: But maybe if you give me a chance then they WILL be fixed!
WOMAN1: Ms. Warner we gave you chances. MANY chances. And it turns out that none of them are working like you planned.
B: But..I can't just let Eastland close down like this!!
(All the men and women in front of her desk begin to leave the room until one more is left)
MAN1: I know you can't Ms. Warner. But this time it is different. You must. (Leaves the room)
B: (Sighs and gets up and begins talking to herself while pacing in front of her desk) They were right. (In a wimpering way) Eastland CAN'T be saved after all. But what about the children?! (Sighs) They just don't understand...(A girl at about 13 years old walks into Blair's office. Her name is Mary.
M: Ms. Warner the girl's bathroom is inhabited with SPIDERS!
B: (Slumps into her desk and groans) I will be right there!
M: Ok, Ms. Warner. (Walks out)

Guys I am getting really tired right now so that is all I am writing..what do you think of it so far?

KerriBerri687
01-27-2001, 11:53 PM
great! write more soon

JoPol_wannabe
01-28-2001, 04:13 AM
I like it. I can't wait to read the rest.

BlairW_4
01-28-2001, 04:32 PM
Here is a little more...

(The camera focuses on Blair's office where she is doing paper work. A man then comes into the room)
MAN: Ms. Warner?
B: Yes?
MAN: I am sure you are aware of the conditions of Eastland.
B: Yes, I am. But I must say..can't I have one more chance on bringing it back?
MAN: The council says you had enough chances and none were sucessful. Eastland WILL be closing. The doors will shut next Wednesday.
B: (Gets up) Sir, that's absurd! What about the children?!
MAN: We will have a final graduation as soon as possible.
B: I am afraid I must disagree with that.
MAN: Well right now what you disagree with does not matter. I would like you to inform the students that the graduation will be held on Wednesday, the same day Eastland will close. All close to Eastland may be invited. (Leaves)
B: But..
(The camera focuses on Mrs. Garett who is dusting the house)
MG: Dum dee dum de dum dee de...(The phone rings) I'll get it!! (Picks up phone) Hello?
B: Mrs. Garett?
MG: Blair! How are you?
B: Well I am fine..but Eastland isn't.
MG: Oh?
B: Eastland has to shut down for good.
MG: Why?!
B: Because the council voted on it due to its bankrupcy. The final graduation is next Wednesday. Anyone close to Eastland is invited.
MG: Oh, Blair that's horrible! I know you did your best.
B: Mrs. Garett..I'm beginning to think I didn't!
MG: Don't think that!!
B: Well..anyways...could you call the girls are their families to see if they can attend the graduation?? I gotta inform the students.
MG: Of course I will. In a way this can be a reunion!
B: Thanks Mrs. Garett. Tell them to come to the house on Tuesday because Wednesdays the graduation okay?
MG: Ok Blair..buhbye!
B: (Sighs) Bye Mrs. Garett. (Hangs up)

Sorry I didn't write that much but I gotta go..I tried to fit in some writing...how is it?? I made up the cause of the reunion http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

BlairW_4
01-28-2001, 05:26 PM
Hey guys..this post isn't any part of the fan fiction cause I don't have alot of time but do you like this? Because not to many people are responding..I am just wondering because I am trying my best to make it good. Thanks! Oh yeah..and I will write more soon! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Fol_divison_rox_505
01-28-2001, 07:02 PM
its great keep postin!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

DinahTheDiningCar
01-28-2001, 07:57 PM
I love it! Please hurry up and work on it some more!!

BlairW_4
01-28-2001, 08:22 PM
Heres a little more guys...

(It is now Wednesday. The camera focuses on Mrs. Garett's house where Bruce and her are sitting on the couch watching TV)
BR: So..Eastland is shutting down?
MG: Yes, I am afraid so.
BR: Hunny, I'm sorry. Whens the company coming?
MG: Well Blair should be here any minute..I don't know about the others though.
(Someone knocks on the door)
MG: Oh that must be her now! (Runs to the door and opens it) Blair!
B: Mrs. Garett! (Hugs her then pulls away) Hi Bruce!
BR: Hi, Blair how is everything?
MG: (Turns to Bruce and gives him a look saying "GREAT MOVE!! (sacrastically))
B: Oh.. Well..everythings ok. Except for Eastland..
MG: Well Like I said, you tried your best to support it.
B: (Smiles) Thank you. I have to get my mind off of Eastland..Mrs. Garett can I go upstairs and see what my room looks like? Or should I say my OLD room?
MG: Of course you can! Blair, it will always be you Natalie, Jo, and Tootie's room. (Smiles)
B: Thanks Mrs. Garett. (Goes upstairs)
MG: (Shuts door and sits back down on the couch) I remember her. Running up the stairs just like she just did! (Sighs) Those were the good old days. (Hears someone open the door and speak)
PERSON: And the good old days are still to come!
MG: (Turns around) Jo!!!!
J: Hey Mrs. G!!! Hey bruce!!!
B: Hey Jo.
MG: Its so good to see you! Wheres Rick??
J: Oh he's coming..he has to park the car. We parked in a handicap zone.
MG: JO!!!!!! (Laughs)
J: Who else is here?
B: (From upstairs) I THINK I HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRILLIANT IDEAS!!!!!!
J: I recognize that voice...
B: (Walks downstairs) Jo!
J: Hey Blair..I knew it was you from that famous quote. What was your brilliant idea?
B: (Tries to act like she used to) ha..why should I tell you?
(They all laugh)
J: Like you used to say, TURN BLUE.
(They all chuckle)
J: Sorry about Eastland Blair.
B: Oh..(remembers about Eastland) Well..its ok.
(Rick walks in)
R: Hey everyone.
B: Hey Rick!
MG: Hi Rick! Its so good to see you again!
BR: How are you Rick?
R: Oh, same old, same old..Blair I can't belive Eastland is closing.
B: Well...(starts to get emotional) things happen, I guess.
J: I remember when I was a Eastland student.
B: Hey, we all do!
(They both giggle)
J: Remember sleeping on the floor the first night in our room?
B: Yeah, we all rolling into the bathroom..
J: And all your junk on the floor!
(They laugh)
B: Jo that was very expensive "junk"!!!!!!
J: Remember the paint fight?!
B: Haha! Yeah..and how I had to buy expensive clothes!
J: (Sighs) I just cant resist having Eastland gone.
MG: Girls, Eastland won't be gone! Well..it will physically..but not in our hearts!!
(Long pause)
MG: Now how about we go look through photo albums while we wait for the others to get here?
B: Oooo I was waiting to see how gorgeous I used to look again!
J: (In a joking way) I wouldn't count on it!

There..I wrote a little more. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif How is it? I tried to make some things that were TRUE for them to remember. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

factsfanatic
01-28-2001, 08:34 PM
I think it is great. You are doing a great job. Keep posting more!

BlairW_1
01-28-2001, 09:12 PM
Ooooohhhhhh! Keep posting more! (Smiles like Blair when she says "I love America!") I love reunions!

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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~Danielle~

BlairW_4
01-29-2001, 07:13 PM
Guys, this isnt a part of the story but how do you like it? I gotta know..lol.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Fol_divison_rox_505
01-29-2001, 07:27 PM
its great!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

Factsoflife11
01-29-2001, 09:55 PM
this one is very good, i even printed it!

BlairW_4
01-29-2001, 10:09 PM
You printed it? Thanks! But to make it easy on you guys I am gonna (when its finished) copy it all into one post so u can print it there if u want so theres no breaks. Heres more.

(Someone knocks on door)
B: Oh, I'll get it. (Answers door) Tootie!!!
T: Blair!!!! (Hugs her and sees everyone else) Hey everyone! (Jeff is with her)
JE: (Follows) Hi people!!
J: Tootie! Jeff! How are you??
JE: I'm fine, you??
J: Same!
R: hey Jeff! Long time no see!
JE: You can say that again!!
(They all sit down on the couch)
T: Blair, I dunno how to say I am sorry.
B: Oh..well its alright.
T: I just can't belive that after all these years Eastland is going...
B: (Puts head down) Well....like I said, things happen..I suppose.
MG: Well let's talk about something more pleasent shall we?? (Opens photo albums again) Look Tootie! You on your roller skates!
T: Well that was me..haha!
J: Hey remember when you went to meet that famous star...
T: I dunno why I thought he was so famous! Not only was he crummy, but right now I dont even know his NAME!!!!!!!
B: Haha, he is probably like 50 by now!
MG: If you think hes old, Guess how old I am!
T: I got a good idea!
B: What is it?
T: lets go upstairs for a little girl talk like we used to!
B: Yeah, lets bring back the good old times.
(All the girls run upstairs laughing)
MG: I guess I will go prepare our dinner. (Walks out)
BR: Women...
R: Their ways of life...
JE: Unpredictable...
(They all chuckle)

Thats all I am writing for now..I am trying to make them all get along for a change. Like it? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

BlairW_4
01-29-2001, 10:30 PM
Hey,I know you guys might not like this but I have been reading posts and people r getting annoyed at fan fictions by peices, so I am waiting to finish the rest in one post. It may take a while, but plese bare with it!

BlairW_4
01-29-2001, 10:50 PM
(In the girl's room)
B: Boy...I haven't been up here in a WHILE.
T: Me neither..I just wish Nat was here!!
J: She will probably come soon..she is usually late.
B: Hey did you hear about her baby?
T: No! She had a baby?!???
B: Yeah, Mrs. G. told me earlier. Her name is Ashley.
J: How old is she?
B: From what I know of a couple months...shes still a newborn.
T: Gee..I can't belive we are all married! (Looks at Blair) Oops...
B: Well..its alright. I guess my time hasn't come yet.
J: Hey I think someone else is here..lets go down stairs.
B: Ok. (The girls go down and Blair sees an attractive man who just walked in talking to Mrs. Garett) Uh..Tootie!
T: (Turns) Yeah Blair?
B: Who is that man?
T: Don't be silly! George! (Walks away)
B: (Shocked) Oh...
(About one or two hours pass. Natalie, Ashley, and Snake had come already and they are all talking at the dinner table)
MG: So everyone..how about we share what we have been up to in our lives? Blair?
B: Oh..well you guys know about Eastland..but Im gonna move on.
MG: Ohh...George?
G: Well..nothing really. I am trying to start a career as a stock broker but I dunno how to start. Confusing..haha....
MG: Nat??
N: Well me and Snake are doing good, so is ashley. Everythings pretty much the same
MG: And Tootie?
T: Well me and Jeff have the happiest life ever and nothing can change that.
MG: Well I am happy to see you all having great lives. Now I have sleeping arrangements and rooms for you all!!! Cmon!!!
(The next day at the gradtuation)
(Blair is at a micorphone having to make a final speech. The graduation is almost over)
B: Hello everyone. First of all id like to thank all the students for making my short but pleasent stay at Eastland enjoyable. Thank you staff for supporting the students and I. I, personally feel Eastland should not close. What has to be done must be done though. Thank you ALL for being here. And to the students -- THough Eastland will be gone, it will never leave our hearts. (Turns to the council and says sarcastically like she used to) AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT. Thank you.
G: Wait...(Outloud)
B: (Doesnt know whats going on)
G: Walks to Blair) Blair...we knew eahc other for a long time. Even though there was a period that we sorta forgot about each other, nothing changed. That is why I would like to ask you...Will you marry me?
B: (Long pause. Turns to Mrs. Garett)
MG: Smiles)
B: Of course I would. 9Kisses him and Tootie, Jeff, Ashley, Natalie, Snake, Mrs. Gaett, Bruce, George, Jo, Rick, Andy, Pippa, and Beverly Ann all huddle up. A photogropher walks up to them. MAN: Would you find ladies and men like a picture?
MG: Yes, Please.
(They all smile)
MAN: very well. -----FLASH-----

(Words come on the screen in fancy letters)

~*~Together Forever~*~
-The End-

There it is!!! I hope you like it!!!!

Factsoflife11
01-30-2001, 10:34 AM
Great i love it

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Factsoflife11
01-30-2001, 10:35 AM
awesome

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Fol_divison_rox_505
01-30-2001, 04:36 PM
great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

BlairW_1
01-30-2001, 07:09 PM
Great story!

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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~Danielle~

[This message has been edited by BlairW_1 (edited 01-30-2001).]

HappyHardcoreTechno
02-02-2001, 02:27 AM
Hi everyone http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I think the reunion that is going to be takeing this fall(thats if its actually going to happen) Its probally gonna be jo who is going to die. She probally had a motorcycle accident http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif But on a lighter note. I did a revamp version of the facts of life opening tune with samples of natalie and tootie http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifIts got a hardhouse beat and its hilarious http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I wonder if they could use that for the shows reunion:P