What if we wrote a fan fic where the girls, Rick, Jeff, and Andy get snowed in at the house and get in this huge fight where no ones talking to each other (not even Jo and Rick) and then they have to work together to get out cuz it's really hard work trying to dig yourself out of the snow? *deep breath* Well, shall we try it?

DO IT DO IT!!! great idea!!!

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"I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek

Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it?
Blair: Doing what?
Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews.

FOL 4EVa!!!!

Blair's B-Day Poem:
"If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

"Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet?

Blair--"Turn Blue!"

( )) (( )
( >')('< )
o(_('')('')_)o

Rick and Jo 4eva

Sounds like fun!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker!" - Natalie, Season 1, 'Dieting'

Meg, you took the words right out of my mouth! I've been acting it out myself for days (It's easy when it's happening to ya, isn't it?) and think that I have sufficient story stuff, (whatever you need to write stories, I fergot what it's called,) and It's a really good idea! (If I may say so myself http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Very easy when it's happeneing to you! I'll start!
(Jo and Rick enter covered with snow and shivering)
B: Jo! What's the matter?
J: It's freezing out there!
R: Let me get your coat. (he takes their coats to the closet)
N: (looking out the window) It's really starting to come down out there!
T: I hope that we don't get snowed in!
J/B: To be stuck together!
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Next! (it's really easy writing this! All we have to do is write what's going on outside! LOL)

It's freezing here, too!
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T: How long do you think it will snow?
J: At this rate we'll be lucky to get out by the weekend.
N: Oh no!
B: I have a facial Friday.
J: Well dear Lord, let's hope we get out or you'll look scarier than you do now.
Andy walks in from outside.
A: It's official, guys. We're snowed it.
T: Oh, there''s going to be trooouble!
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(everyone looks at Tootie)
T: What?!?
N: You're old enough to hear this now dear, SHUT UP!
T: What do you mean shut up?
N: Sorry Tootie, I guess I'm in a bad mood, I was supposed to cover this big story today, and I guess now I can't....
B: Oh really? What was the story about? It must be really important. Was there a murder?
J: No Blair, there was a half-off sale at Tiffany's...
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Here it goes...

B: And I missed it? How come I didn't know?
N: Blair, she's just joking! Actually, I was going to do a report on the storm coming. I had a little weather thing going on.
R: Well, here you are, live coverage!
J: Guys, have you thought about where we'll sleep? We can't all sleep together!
R: (Significant "look".) Speak for yourself!
_____________________________________________Sorry that sounds really stupid, but I'm trying to get out of a sudden block.
~Danielle~

J: (gives Rick that drop dead "look".) Shut up!
R: Hey, if we're gonna die, I can't think of a better way to go!
J: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!
R: Oooh! Tough girl! I like that! (Jo reaches up and slaps him) Ow!
BA: What's going on?
B: We're trying to figure out sleeping arrangements since we're all snowed in together.
A: Well, I'll...

Here goes...
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A: I guess I'll sacrifice myself and sleep with the ladies.
N&T: Eww!
B: I'm going to die...with Jo!
J: Ok, everybody just shut up and listen for a second.
R: My, my, aren't we the bossy one.
J: You're right, I am.
N: Jo, we're waiting...
J: Right. Ok, here's what we do. Everybody has their suitcases and there's gotta be candles around here somewhere. We're going to line the walls with any blankets we can find to keep in the heat. Then we cover the pipes with socks and get the candles just in case the power goes off. We'll worrying about sleeping arrangements later.
R: I love a woman who takes control of situations.

Tootie starts singing.

N: Guess we know she's nervous!
J: Come on people, we don't have all day...

*(The lights go out)*

B: Just great...
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~My turn! we're snowed in where i live too - although the real snow doesnt start til after midnight, we're supposed to get 8 to 16 inches of snow!!!~

T: how about we cover the pipes with socks and get our candles?
J: yeah, yeah, follow my idea...
R: we have no choice, jo!
J: i think we've well established that fact, rick...
B: Oh no, we're going to be stuck here with no power -- i can't run my hairdryer...
J: what a miss.
A: can we decide sleeping arrangements now before i end up sleeping with tootie?
T: it's really snowing out! there's gonna be tro...
N: Don't Say It!
J: What are we gonna do now if we're stranded?
R: We can always....


**Next...

R:Cuddle up toghether(gives jo a very hopeful look)
J:Rick drop dead
R:well c'mon Jo we are married
J:Rick we are stuck here. And is that all you think about.
N:c'mon guys we got the candles lit now lets get out all the blankets.
B:What am i going to do the only thing that works is the mirror...
T:Wheres Jeff I have to call jeff.
J:Rick go get some blanksts for me and you.
BA:I will get the blankets for everyone else.
R http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifk i got our blankets Jo.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifk Rick ill give it a chance but we wont do anything and if you try just remember there is such a thing is a divorce.
J:Rick set our blankets up on the...

continue

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~

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sorry didnt mean to get those smiles in there
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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~

OK...!
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They all hung the blankets up arouond the walls, leaving one for themselves. Beverly Ann and Aandy got under one together. Tootie and Natalie each snuggled underneath a blanket. Rick and Jo got under one together. Then they all stared at Blair.
B: (sighs) Guess I'll just freeze
Jo rolled her eyes
J: Oh all right!
Blair went over and sat inbetween Jo and Rick and pulled her cover tight around her.
J: Could this get any worse?
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Ohh!! I have a goooooood idea!

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(wind and snow breaks back window)
J: Me and my big mouth
N: What are we gonna do now?
B: Can't you fix it Jo? You're so good with that fixy-upy stuff.
J: Are you stupid? No one can fix glass, you have to get new glass.
B: (looks all innocent) I knew that....
T: It was probably her fear talking....
B: I am not afraid.
(everyone looks at her)
B: Okay, okay, I'll admit it, I am terrified of life without my hairdryer.
J: How could we have guessed?
A: What are we gonna do now? It's getting colder by the second...

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I have an idea!
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They all sat thinking, except for Tootie who was too busy singing "I'll Fly Away".

J: (snaps fingers) I got it
R: What?
J: Rick, where's that fishing line you brought?
R: You told me not to bring it since it was freezing cold and the ponds would be frozen over.
J: And did you listen to me...
R: (smiles) Of course not...
J: Good, tell Andy where he is and let him go get it.

Rick explains to Andy and Andy dashes down the hall way.

B: How is fishing line going to help us?
J: Blair and Nat, go get a few sharp knives.

Blair and Natalie give her a questioning look, but do as they're told.

BA: What can I do?
J: Keep Tootie calm!

Beverly Ann nods and begins talking soothingly to Tootie.

J: Ok, here's what we do. We string blankets over the window, and then move that chest in front of it so they'll stay in place. Let's get moving now people...
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J: (gets up and crosses to Nat and Tootie) Ok, let me think... Natalie, give me your blanket!
T: Nuh-uh! This child isn't freezin' to death!
N: Why ours? Why not yours?
J: Because your's is the thickest one that there is. Actually, just give me all of the blankets except this one. (pointing to Nat's)
B: (whining) Why?
J: Because we can all fit under that one and we can use the others to cover the door, genius! (the lights come back on. Blair lets out a relived sigh)
J: Thank God! (they go out...again. Blair whimpers and pulls the blanket up over her head. Nat gets up from under the blanket and goes to stand by Jo.)
N: You know, I have had about enough of you taking charge over everything!
T: (singing)
N/J: Tootie, shut up! I was gonna say that! Oooh!
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Sorry to write so much! I just got unblocked and I'm taking advantage of it!

Hey, in the words of Nat

"If she's that good she can write the whole damn thing!" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

If you're in a creative mood, write! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

As for me, I'm blocked.......

[This message has been edited by iluvfacts14 (edited 12-29-2000).]

Sorry about that! I guess we'll just have two different things happening!

I'm getting unblocked,too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
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J: Well Nat, do you have any better ideas?
N: Well...
T: Just hurry up, I can't feel my toes.
J: I'm beginning to wish you couldn't feel your tongue.
B: GUYS!

They all stand in silence for a minute

J: OK, if we fight we'll never make it out of here alive. We have to shut up and pull together...
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R: Speak for yourself.
J: Excuse me?
B: Guys, whether we like it or not we're stuck together until we can get out so we better figure out something to do!
BA: We could go upstairs!
J: Why didn't I think of that?

Sorry if this sucks, im not a good writer at all..

All climb up the stairs, silent...

B: Why don't we go upstairs to Nat and Tootie's room? we can stay the night in there! Jeff and Tootie can have tooties bed, jo and Rick can have Natalies bed..... and.... we'll sleep on the floor!

Nat: Jo and Rick in my bed? uh uh... there's no tellin WHAT'LL go on tonight!

Rick: hey, i think its a great arrangement..

Jo: and i think you should go tart a fire in the fireplace. GO.

Bev: Andy, why don't you go help him?

Andy: sure!

**Andy and Rick go downstairs to start a fire in the fireplace, and Bev, Nat, Tootie, Jo, and Blair go up to Nat and Tooties room and sit in a tight bunch on the floor, with natalie's sheets around them**

Bev: This would be a great time for stories, don't yall wanna tell stories? Who has a story?

Jo/Blair/Nat/Tootie : NO!!!

OK...

J: In the meantime-
R: Hey, honey? I really think that you should come down here!
J: (comes down the stairs) Can you not build a single-oh my God! (snow has come in the cracked door and is blowing around in the living room. Andy is trying to make a snowman. The girls come out and stare at him. Seeing this, he leans on the head causing it to crumble and him to fall over with it.)
A: I was just...well...you know...

J: Ok lets all stay calm. But right at this moment there is nothing we can do about this so lets just all go up to tootie and natilies room and close the door.
---nat and tooties room----
T: Ok lets all get into are pajamas!!!
(everybody gets changed into there pajamas)
BA: Ok like i said earlier Jeff and Tootie take Tooties bed and Rick and Jo you take Natilies bed.
B:So i guess if you want a bed around here you gotta have a man.
BA: O Blair c'mon ok Andy you and Blair sleep down here next to me.
T:Everyone comfortable.
R: I know i am
J: Rick shut up or you'll be sleeping with beverly ann.

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c'mon guys i cant right agin add more i know this is not on the fanfiction board but please still finfish it

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~

my turn again !!
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((later that night. natalie gets up and hears something and taps jo))

nat: jo! jo!
jo: huh?
nat: something's making a lot of noise!
jo: does it concern me asleep?
((hears it herself))
bev (sleepily): and so edna and i always made snowmen... and..
jo: nat, you're hearing bev talk in her sleep!
nat: oh, is that all? thanks, jo, for clearing that up.
jo: aw yeah sure whatever.. ((groans)).. ((falls asleep))
((natalie runs back))
nat: jo! now i really hear something and its not beverly ann!
jo: nat c'mon grow up. it's... ((hears it and looks up))... oh my god, it's...

**continue!!!**




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tootie: my grade? how 'bout we keep it between you and me? (sticks her poem down her shirt) nobody'll ever find it here!

Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!!

Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.

natalie: if shes so smart she can type the whole damn thing!

nancy: how about something to make you cold, hot stuff?

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[This message has been edited by lovefol (edited 01-02-2001).]

J: well i cant sleep. if there is one thing i learned is to never go to bed mad, so you guys go back to sleep, and rick and i will talk this out. (everyone gets up and waits for rick and jo to talk)downstairs. well, actually, we are married and we sort of want our privacy, so nat you can have your bed, or whoever, and rick and i will sleep on the couch.
R: Fine with me
N: Definately fine with me.
J: ok, good night! (jo and rick walk out, and right before she closes the door, jo sees all of them getting up. she opens the door again, and everyone freezes on tiptoe)
j:good night!
A/B/N/BA/T: oh, ok.
J: (jo leads the way downstairs with a flashlight)listen, rick, i've been thinking about this for a while, i'm sorry i snapped at you, but i, well they, well, no one was taking charge, and so i just wanted to help, but i got really annoyed and started snapping. i really made things worse, huh?
R: well, i knew you werent sleeping you kept tossing , and waking me up. it's ok. i was partly my fault. i could only think of one thing, b/c well, you dont blame me. i mean you are the most beautiful one here, and i have you all to myself, and i just wanted to show you how much i love you.
J: Aw, that was sweet. (she kisses him, and all of a sudden the hear a thud then whispering)
B: (whispering)you guys move, i'm falling
N: (whispering too)shut up they'll hear you
J: (picks up flashlight and shines it on BA, N,T,A,&B) you guys! Damn can you ever leave two people alone? i am so tired of you guys eavsdropping on me! havent you ever heard of privacy? as soon as the snow melts.......

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif Next! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif sorry it was kinda long, but i wanted to get jo even madder than ever at everone else.

J: i bet it's just snow melting into water and leaking. (jo doesnt look to confident in what she is saying.) great now we have a leak in the roof. anyway, i dont think anything could get into the house, remember, we're snowed in! (there is silence for a minute) well i cant sleep. if there is one thing i learned is to never go to bed mad, so you guys go back to sleep, and rick and i will talk this out. (everyone gets up and waits for rick and jo to talk)downstairs. well, actually, we are married and we sort of want our privacy, so nat you can have your bed, or whoever, and rick and i will sleep on the couch.
R: Fine with me
N: Definately fine with me.
J: ok, good night! (jo and rick walk out, and right before she closes the door, jo sees all of them getting up. she opens the door again, and everyone freezes on tiptoe)
j:good night!
A/B/N/BA/T: oh, ok.
J: (jo leads the way downstairs with a flashlight)listen, rick, i've been thinking about this for a while, i'm sorry i snapped at you, but i, well they, well, no one was taking charge, and so i just wanted to help, but i got really annoyed and started snapping. i really made things worse, huh?
R: well, i knew you werent sleeping you kept tossing , and waking me up. it's ok. i was partly my fault. i could only think of one thing, b/c well, you dont blame me. i mean you are the most beautiful one here, and i have you all to myself, and i just wanted to show you how much i love you.
J: Aw, that was sweet. (she kisses him, and all of a sudden the hear a thud then whispering)
B: (whispering)you guys move, i'm falling
N: (whispering too)shut up they'll hear you
J: (picks up flashlight and shines it on BA, N,T,A,&B) you guys! Damn can you ever leave two people to talk alone? i am so tired of you guys eavsdropping on me! havent you ever heard of privacy? as soon as the snow melts.......

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J:As soon as the snow melts iam moving in with rick.
BA:Jo are you serious
-----bev and the rest of the girls walkdown stairs-----
J:Beverly ann c'mon were married its not like Rick is just going to drop by every now and then and kiss me then leave.
R:yeah beverly were married i mean....
T:It will never be th same with out you though youve been here every day for 8 years what am i going to do without you.(startscrying
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifh you guys you know i love you but its time to get on with my life.(group hug)
N:Well everybody lets get back to bed
J:Blair can you toss a blanket or two over to us.
B:Sure here you go (smirks a little then goes back to room)
---Jo and Rick cuddle up on the couch---
with the blankets kiss eack other deeply agin and then tries to go to sleep.

c'mon guys more more please i cant write agin and i want to see everyboby elses ideas

(((the next morning)))
(Blair runs down the stairs, yelling, and wakes them up.)
B: It's melting! It's melting!
J: Blair! Shut up, before I beat the crap outta you!
B: Who cares, I can see out of the window, and the mirror finally unfogged!
J: Do you ever think about anything but yourself?
B: Of course! My shoes, clothes-
J: Shut up.
(Tootie runs down dragging a half asleep Natalie.)
N: ...but Mommy, I wanna bake cookies today.
T: It quit! It quit snowing! We're free!
N: We can't give the cookies away for free. We'll sell-

I gotta go now! But more later!
(by the way, this was a group assignment by Muldrow Middle School, FOL Guild)

[K, I'll give it another go]

Tootie slaps Natalie who quickly opens her eyes and looks around shocked.
N: What was that for?
T: Well you kept talking about cookies and you were making me hungry.
N: Ooops!
They laugh at each other...
B: This is touching and all but when can we get out of her? I'm in desperate need of a facial.
J: Well you were in desperate need of one when we got here, too but you wouldn't put on the ski mask like I told you to hide your face...
B: That isn't funny, Jo
J: (shrugs) I thought it was.

Andy walks down the stairs rubbing his eyes.
A: Not wanting to interrupt or anything but the snow is melting and in a minute we'll have water up to our ankles...

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*NEXT*

--Beverly ann comes downstairs--
BA: comes down singing Good morning everybody
rick wakes up
R:what whats going on
J:Oh nothing this is what bev does every morning smirks
R:Oh how have you lived here for so long
J:well i just say i live with people princess di and beverly ann
R:sit up well now that the snow is melting why dont we start packing your things to move in with me.........

common you guys! keep going!!!

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~*~*~*JoRocks87FOL~*~*~*
JRick:....and here's you in the delivery room with our first child little Ricky.
Jo: oh, how nice, a BOY!
Rick:no, acctually it's a girl, here name is Erica, but we call her Little Ricky!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

J: Yeah! Well, about that... I've been thinking and well, we have a spare room here! Why don't we stay here. Besides, it won't be the same without Blair's hot-rollers all over the bathroom floor every morning.
B: Do you really mean that?
J: Yeah, I do.
A: Uh... excuse me, but what are we gonna do about the water when the snow melts?
BA: Well, once in Appleton, me and Edna and our cow Fluffy were snowed in the barn and we just waited until it melted.
N: Beverly Ann, it is melting, but when it completely melts, we're gonna be swimming in the living room!
T: Nat's right. We have to figure out something to do!

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!

R: I say we leave it and let it melt. You always said you wanted an indoor swimming pool!
J: Shut up! I'm sleepy, hungry, wet, my feet are cold, and I feel like throwing up!
B: That's our Jo! (puts her arm around Jo) Witty in times of trial.
J: (pushes Blair's arm off) I'll show witty in times of trial! I'm gonna punch the next person who touches me!
A: I'm gonna go put on my swimming trunks! I'll be right back...
BA: ... So then Fluffy carried me and Edna to the house only...
J: Somebody shut her up before I do! As of this moment, I'm not talking to anyone unless they're in my dream or I'm outside. Good night! Or rather good morning! (with a sigh, she marches upstairs to her bedroom.)

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I have had a most frightful mornin'!
J: You been lookin' in the mirror again?
B: At least my reflection appears in it!
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J: I guess when you come from the wrong side of the tracks, guys think you're easy.
B: Let me tell you something, they think that when you come from the right side, too! Heck, I OWN the tracks and some of them think it about me!
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B: So what you're sayong is that there are two knids of girls; the kind you marry and the kind you... don't.
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!

I love the overwhelming support you've been showing! (I'm like Jo can you tell?) Anyway, someone PLEASE finish it! Din't make me get down on my knees and beg! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

I'd add some, but I can't write fanfic. (seriously... I'm worse than sad. lol) But I DO want you all to finish this! It's great so far. Keep writing! (And, might I add, I love how there's a lot of Jo scenes..) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

- Mystery Jo Fan
~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~

Jo: Why don't you put your money where your muzzle is Benji?

(OK... before I start, I just want to say thanx to AlexzBonner and BlairW_1 for saying I can finish it, but also, if I don't, feel free to add onto it because I am totally stuck on how to finish it!)


(that morning. Jo wakes up to hear some voices. She runs downstairs to see the living room totally flooded with ice.)
Jo: Oh no!
(Andy comes in in his trunks)
Andy: I told you it would happen.
Jo: But I didn't know RIGHT NOW!
(Everyone else comes in)
Blair: It doesn't matter to you, anyway, Jo. You're moving in with Rick, aren't you?
Rick: "Aren't you?" Of course she is!
Blair: So leave it to us.
Jo: I still live here now!
Rick: You said as soon as the snow melted you'd move in with me.
Jo: Well the snow hasn't melted OUTSIDE! And that wasn't exactly a promise, was it?
Beverly Ann: You said you wanted to move on with your life and...
Jo (staring at the living room, not confident on what to do): Well, I might change my mind a little...
Rick: You mean you might not move in?
Jo: I don't know.

~Continue! 1nce again, thanx AlexzBonner and BlairW_!~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif


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Mrs. Garrett: Jo, how'd you get beer?
Jo: I got some beer.
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Jo: I'm moving out.
Blair: Good.
Natalie: The sooner the better.
Tootie: I'm going somewhere where someone cares about me.
(I might be wrong about this one, but I'll check my tape later!)

R: Well, that's okay for you... but what about the children?
B: Children? What children?!? Did he say children, because I think I heard him say children?!?

Does that help any, 80skid? I've been through many cases of writers' block. Try Tootie's approach...
"I'm not an actress, I'm a seagull. Moi, moi, moi..."

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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T: What it is.
B: What is it?
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Ra: Is it what I think it is?
A: Well... if you think it is, what I think you think it is, it is what you think it is.
Ra: (confused) What is it?
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J: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong. Oh, and please see that it doesn't happen again in our marriage.
R: Right. Hello, my baby, hello my darlin' (runs into door) Hello, my aching head!
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B: You were a concert pianist?
R: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
B: On a regular size piano?
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T: Jo, I know you're upset. I don't know why. (Jo glares at her) And I don't need to know why, but when I'm angry at someone, do you know what I do? I write and angry letter to the person that I'm mad at and then... I don't send it!
J: Oh, that'll teach 'em, Tootie.
T: Well, if I'm still mad the next day, I send it to myself. That way I'll have the satisfaction of knowing how the other person would have felt if I had had the courage to send it to them. What do you say to that?
J: Get out!

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

OK, I'll try some now... it's the end too!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

T: I heard children.
A: Me too!
BA: I heard it too!
N: Would you believe I heard it too?
J: Well, I guess if everyone knows then we might as well tell 'em, Rick.
R: You can tell them.
J: Rick and I are thinking of having some kids pretty soon and..
BA: It was one thing when Natalie celebrated an anniversary with Snake! Now you two are doing the same thing and before long Andy'll be having a girlfriend and...
J: We're married, Beverly Ann, we're married. That's one of the reasons we considered moving out.
B: But you want to stay!
J: It's one of the reasons I've considered staying here, at least for now. If and when I have kids, we'll move out because it's pretty crowded here and it'll get more crowded But for now we'll stay here until I'm going to have kids.
B: Which'll be for a long time!
BA: I don't believe this!! I'm going to go call Edna and tell her the good news because she'd do the same for me... but it'll be tomorrow by then for her and I should have called yesterday but I didn't know then yesterday and...
(she continues talking as the credits roll...
THE END! how was it? sorry, i'm not that great @ fan fic like the original writers!!)

it is great!!!!!!!!!!and ur fan fics are great so never say u cant hehe

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought