Frank Gannucci
07-11-2007, 12:15 PM
(AmericanLife TV):
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
All episodes are one hour long.
(The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second one is for the second showing.)
Sat. July 14 2007 7p & 11p #40 – “The Mexican Hat Trick”: Carol Lawrence and the Baja Marimba Band guests as the Honeymooners head for colorful Mexico. Mix-ups include a rendezvous between the alluring El Lobo (Carol) and Ralph; a run-in with the banditos Jenkins (Jesse White) and Pedro (Phil Leeds); and the kidnapping of Alice and Trixie. (VCR Plus Codes: 5511/23733)
Sat. July 14 8p & Sun. July 15, 2007 7p #41 – “Case of The Cuckoo Thief”: Joining the Honeymooners: Oscar winner George Chakiris ("A Chorus Line"). A Hollywood shopping spree turns chaotic when shoplifter Mousey the Dip (George) uses Alice as his unwitting accomplice. (VCR Plus Codes: 1559/9991)
Sat. July 21, 2007 7p & 11p #42 - “The Honeymoon Is Over”: Mike Douglas guests as the Honeymooners are invited to plug the prize-winning song on Mike's show. And what a show it is: Ralph and Alice have an on-camera tiff that gets everyone into the act. (VCR Plus Codes: 9773/89957.)
Sat. July 21 8p & Sun. July 22, 2007 7p #43 – “Happiness Is a Rich Uncle”: Joey Heatherton guests as the go-go girl sweetheart of Alice's Uncle Howard (David Burns), an 83 year-old millionaire. Suspicious that she's gone-gone over Howard's gold, the Honeymooners decide to put Emily to the test -- with suave Norton as bait. (VCR Plus Codes: 8421/6445.)
(ABC)
TV-14
Two hours
Wed. July 18, 2007 "Next Best Thing Who Is The
Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?": Contestants try to impress a panel of judges (two of which impersonate or who have impersonated JACKIE GLEASON AND ART CARNEY) and viewers by mimicking the rich and famous on a quest for a grand prize of $100,000. (VCR Plus Code for ABC 87302. For ABC HD: 6031.)
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large":
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."
"A Matter of Record":
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "Okay. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "At last, I have a tub that I can be comfy in."
Alice: "What did you order, a round one?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Are the guys picking you up?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "Can you give me a lift?"
Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph & Ed (singing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE
DAY IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY. I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A
PAIR OF RUGGISH EYES..."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."
Ralph: "That's that wise guy Garrity."
(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)
Ralph (yells): "AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY GARRITY? WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE
SALOON BURN DOWN?"
"Nephew of The Bride":
(Ralph tries to open the window to get Aunt Ethel's milk.)
Ethel: "Pull harder."
Ralph: "If I pull any harder, I will lift the building off the ground."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph is trying to give Alice the symphony routine. He claims that he is in pain.)
Ralph: "It's my stomach."
Alice (looking at his stomach): "Gee,that is a big problem."
Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot!, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.)
(Showtime Family, TMC [aka TMC East] & TMC-X)
Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.
Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.
Credit goes to imdb.com & movietome.com.
Channel Date Time VCR Plus Code:
TMC-X Fri. Jul 13 7:45 AM 9317831
TMC-X Fri. Jul 13 9:00 PM 6856
ShowF Sat. Jul 14 10:15 AM 2176058
ShowF Sat. Jul 14 8:35 PM 6127356
TMC Mon. Jul 16 8:30 PM 226697
TMC-X Wed. Jul 18 7:30 PM 421321
ShowF Thu. Jul 19 2:30 PM 40703
TMC Fri. Jul 20 12:00 PM 738914
ShowF Sun. Jul 22 10:15 PM 9408632
TMC-X Tue. Jul 24 7:15 AM 9372163
TMC-X Tue. Jul 24 5:45 PM 6187786
All times are Eastern. The movie is on the Pacific version of TMC as well. Just add three hours to the times I posted.
Credit goes to tvguide.com.
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
All episodes are one hour long.
(The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second one is for the second showing.)
Sat. July 14 2007 7p & 11p #40 – “The Mexican Hat Trick”: Carol Lawrence and the Baja Marimba Band guests as the Honeymooners head for colorful Mexico. Mix-ups include a rendezvous between the alluring El Lobo (Carol) and Ralph; a run-in with the banditos Jenkins (Jesse White) and Pedro (Phil Leeds); and the kidnapping of Alice and Trixie. (VCR Plus Codes: 5511/23733)
Sat. July 14 8p & Sun. July 15, 2007 7p #41 – “Case of The Cuckoo Thief”: Joining the Honeymooners: Oscar winner George Chakiris ("A Chorus Line"). A Hollywood shopping spree turns chaotic when shoplifter Mousey the Dip (George) uses Alice as his unwitting accomplice. (VCR Plus Codes: 1559/9991)
Sat. July 21, 2007 7p & 11p #42 - “The Honeymoon Is Over”: Mike Douglas guests as the Honeymooners are invited to plug the prize-winning song on Mike's show. And what a show it is: Ralph and Alice have an on-camera tiff that gets everyone into the act. (VCR Plus Codes: 9773/89957.)
Sat. July 21 8p & Sun. July 22, 2007 7p #43 – “Happiness Is a Rich Uncle”: Joey Heatherton guests as the go-go girl sweetheart of Alice's Uncle Howard (David Burns), an 83 year-old millionaire. Suspicious that she's gone-gone over Howard's gold, the Honeymooners decide to put Emily to the test -- with suave Norton as bait. (VCR Plus Codes: 8421/6445.)
(ABC)
TV-14
Two hours
Wed. July 18, 2007 "Next Best Thing Who Is The
Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?": Contestants try to impress a panel of judges (two of which impersonate or who have impersonated JACKIE GLEASON AND ART CARNEY) and viewers by mimicking the rich and famous on a quest for a grand prize of $100,000. (VCR Plus Code for ABC 87302. For ABC HD: 6031.)
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large":
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."
"A Matter of Record":
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "Okay. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "At last, I have a tub that I can be comfy in."
Alice: "What did you order, a round one?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Are the guys picking you up?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "Can you give me a lift?"
Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph & Ed (singing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE
DAY IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY. I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A
PAIR OF RUGGISH EYES..."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."
Ralph: "That's that wise guy Garrity."
(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)
Ralph (yells): "AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY GARRITY? WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE
SALOON BURN DOWN?"
"Nephew of The Bride":
(Ralph tries to open the window to get Aunt Ethel's milk.)
Ethel: "Pull harder."
Ralph: "If I pull any harder, I will lift the building off the ground."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph is trying to give Alice the symphony routine. He claims that he is in pain.)
Ralph: "It's my stomach."
Alice (looking at his stomach): "Gee,that is a big problem."
Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot!, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.)
(Showtime Family, TMC [aka TMC East] & TMC-X)
Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.
Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.
Credit goes to imdb.com & movietome.com.
Channel Date Time VCR Plus Code:
TMC-X Fri. Jul 13 7:45 AM 9317831
TMC-X Fri. Jul 13 9:00 PM 6856
ShowF Sat. Jul 14 10:15 AM 2176058
ShowF Sat. Jul 14 8:35 PM 6127356
TMC Mon. Jul 16 8:30 PM 226697
TMC-X Wed. Jul 18 7:30 PM 421321
ShowF Thu. Jul 19 2:30 PM 40703
TMC Fri. Jul 20 12:00 PM 738914
ShowF Sun. Jul 22 10:15 PM 9408632
TMC-X Tue. Jul 24 7:15 AM 9372163
TMC-X Tue. Jul 24 5:45 PM 6187786
All times are Eastern. The movie is on the Pacific version of TMC as well. Just add three hours to the times I posted.
Credit goes to tvguide.com.